Invent a bad movie line

[indianasmith]

"Put the chicken head back on the ninja and finish your test!"

Wait, no, I actually said that to a student once. 
OMG - MY LIFE IS A BAD MOVIE!

[ER]

  "Welcome to Hell, Osama." 

[ER]

"But what will they call our 'modern art' in a hundred years?"

[ER]

"If the saw's not getting through the bone, hurry and try the hatchet."

[indianasmith]

"No time for questions!  Move the moray eels to one side and get in the car!"

[Trevor]

"Put the chicken head back on the ninja and finish your test!"

Wait, no, I actually said that to a student once. 
OMG - MY LIFE IS A BAD MOVIE!

I know the person who directed American Ninja 3 and 4 very well so I understand the pain 😳😉😉🐢

[ER]

"It's glutton's Heaven, the Garden of Eatin'."

[ER]

"You're kinda short, Jesus."

[ER]

"I think Lovecraft was having strokes when he spoke the elder god names."

[Dr. Whom]

If we smell it, we can kill it

[ER]

"Don't, don't," he mumbled.

[bob]

"Blowing farts out my ass
like breeze blows through the grass.
I love the feel of when I fart
it makes me smile and warms my heart!"

[Trevor]

Trevor Take Your Nasty Ass Home

[chainsaw midget]

"Boy, you got thirty second to get yer ass off my property for I start throwin' ninja stars!"

"You have to believe me officer!  I didn't do this!  It was the ghost of Elvis and it had a chainsaw!"

[ER]

"Sunday sunrises seem sane, Shimon, so see some sometime."