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Trevor
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« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2022, 11:47:58 PM »

"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like my boss  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Alex
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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2022, 06:50:48 AM »

You need my right testicle for WHAT?
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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!


« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2022, 10:22:12 PM »

Honey, Grandmas changing pimps!
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
pacman000
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2022, 09:23:25 PM »

It ate my dog!

(From the movie “It Ate My Dog,” where something eats the protagonist’s dog.)
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LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2022, 09:45:26 PM »

Cop: "Is that your werewolf?"
Dude: "No, it's my psychiatrist, & that's the least of my problems.... I tell y' I've seen bigger men turn into smaller werewolves."
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Trevor
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« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2022, 01:00:10 PM »

You need my right testicle for WHAT?

 TeddyR TeddyR
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Trevor
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« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2022, 01:00:47 PM »

"Hi big brother: how's your ass?"  Wink
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« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2022, 01:21:19 PM »

"You do not twist Stings nipples."
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LilCerberus
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« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2022, 10:34:29 PM »

This Is Not A Drill! This Is A Forstner!
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WingedSerpent
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« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2022, 08:13:46 PM »

If I had wanted a 30ft man eating duck, I would have asked for one!
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
LilCerberus
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« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2022, 08:37:11 PM »

Bombsquade guy 1: "Okay, so you cut the yellow wire, then the red wire, then the blue wire."
Bombsquade guy 2: "Uh, They're all brown"
Bombsquade guy 1: "What d'ya mean they're all brown?"
Bombsquade guy 2: "They're all brown"
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ER
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« Reply #41 on: July 08, 2022, 04:32:45 PM »

It wasn't the best mugging attempt of our career, Luigi.

Yeah, Rocco, not much worse than getting beaten up by a grandma using a wet towel.

That wasn't a wet towel, Luigi.

What was it, Rocco?

Her Depends.
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Ticonderoga 64
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« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2022, 04:36:09 PM »

"Why cant YOU be the Playboy bunny this time? Why do I ALWAYS have to be it?"
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bob
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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2022, 04:04:35 AM »

Aren’t you hot in those rubber pants?
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Trevor
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« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2022, 12:19:08 PM »

Seen Trevor's underpants anywhere?
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