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Started by Trevor, June 01, 2022, 10:34:26 AM

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Trevor

#30
June 26, 2022, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 25, 2022, 11:36:16 PM
"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"

That sounds like my boss  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

#31
June 27, 2022, 06:50:48 AM
You need my right testicle for WHAT?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

bob

#32
June 28, 2022, 10:22:12 PM
Honey, Grandmas changing pimps!
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



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pacman000

#33
June 29, 2022, 09:23:25 PM
It ate my dog!

(From the movie "It Ate My Dog," where something eats the protagonist's dog.)
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LilCerberus

#34
June 29, 2022, 09:45:26 PM
Cop: "Is that your werewolf?"
Dude: "No, it's my psychiatrist, & that's the least of my problems.... I tell y' I've seen bigger men turn into smaller werewolves."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Trevor

#35
July 02, 2022, 01:00:10 PM
Quote from: Alex on June 27, 2022, 06:50:48 AM
You need my right testicle for WHAT?

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#36
July 02, 2022, 01:00:47 PM
"Hi big brother: how's your ass?"  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

#37
July 02, 2022, 01:21:19 PM
"You do not twist Stings nipples."
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

#38
July 05, 2022, 10:34:29 PM
This Is Not A Drill! This Is A Forstner!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

WingedSerpent

#39
July 07, 2022, 08:13:46 PM
If I had wanted a 30ft man eating duck, I would have asked for one!
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

LilCerberus

#40
July 07, 2022, 08:37:11 PM
Bombsquade guy 1: "Okay, so you cut the yellow wire, then the red wire, then the blue wire."
Bombsquade guy 2: "Uh, They're all brown"
Bombsquade guy 1: "What d'ya mean they're all brown?"
Bombsquade guy 2: "They're all brown"
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

#41
July 08, 2022, 04:32:45 PM
It wasn't the best mugging attempt of our career, Luigi.

Yeah, Rocco, not much worse than getting beaten up by a grandma using a wet towel.

That wasn't a wet towel, Luigi.

What was it, Rocco?

Her Depends.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Ticonderoga 64

#42
July 09, 2022, 04:36:09 PM
"Why cant YOU be the Playboy bunny this time? Why do I ALWAYS have to be it?"

bob

#43
July 19, 2022, 04:04:35 AM
Aren't you hot in those rubber pants?
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Trevor

#44
July 20, 2022, 12:19:08 PM
Seen Trevor's underpants anywhere?
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