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« Reply #105 on: June 02, 2023, 01:55:21 AM »

"Are you seriously telling me there is a killer dildo stalking the streets on this city on an election year?"
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« Reply #106 on: June 02, 2023, 12:59:43 PM »

"Are we your only class, Mr. Keating? Don't you have any other students here at Welton who'd like to join the Dead Poet's Society?"
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« Reply #107 on: June 02, 2023, 01:52:11 PM »

"You're no longer the Lord's chicken!"
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« Reply #108 on: June 02, 2023, 03:14:40 PM »

"I refuse to believe the portal to another dimension is in my ass!"
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« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2023, 07:26:57 AM »

"I'm going to wipe my ass in the morning, and shout HOORAY!"
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« Reply #110 on: June 07, 2023, 11:13:17 AM »

"Now we have stolen the time machine we can be the most powerful league of assassins in the universe! We can evil kill our targets before the clients have put out a contract on them!"

"But boss, how will we get paid then?"

"...."
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« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2023, 09:14:06 AM »

“Why isn’t it raining tacos?”
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« Reply #112 on: June 12, 2023, 11:53:36 AM »

"I've always wondered, did the lava on Mustafar burn off Vader's 'nads, cuz if so, it could explain why he's so mad. Oh, but, wait, why would his voice be deeper if he was a eunuch?"

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« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2023, 02:33:36 AM »

"I don't have underpants, I got family." 😳😉
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« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2023, 03:43:14 AM »

Sure I could build you a fire and keep you warm for tonight, but if I set you on fire I promise you, you'll be warm for the rest of your life.
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« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2023, 08:59:40 AM »

"Shoot anything that breathes that moves!"
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« Reply #116 on: June 27, 2023, 04:21:12 PM »

"Of all da crack houses in all da hoods in all da world, she walk into mine."
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« Reply #117 on: July 02, 2023, 04:06:26 PM »

"We ate your pet duck, Toby."
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« Reply #118 on: July 04, 2023, 08:32:43 AM »

"Suppose Vader goes around with a catheter and a little sack of urine strapped to his ankle? Well, I'm just asking Yoda, jeesh."
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« Reply #119 on: July 08, 2023, 04:12:49 AM »

“Celebrate my broken toe, you drunk alien!”
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