Invent a bad movie line

[Alex]

"Are you seriously telling me there is a killer dildo stalking the streets on this city on an election year?"

[ER]

"Are we your only class, Mr. Keating? Don't you have any other students here at Welton who'd like to join the Dead Poet's Society?"

[Rev. Powell]

"You're no longer the Lord's chicken!"

[Alex]

"I refuse to believe the portal to another dimension is in my ass!"

[bob]

"I'm going to wipe my ass in the morning, and shout HOORAY!"

[Alex]

"Now we have stolen the time machine we can be the most powerful league of assassins in the universe! We can evil kill our targets before the clients have put out a contract on them!"

"But boss, how will we get paid then?"

"...."

[bob]

"Why isn't it raining tacos?"

[ER]

"I've always wondered, did the lava on Mustafar burn off Vader's 'nads, cuz if so, it could explain why he's so mad. Oh, but, wait, why would his voice be deeper if he was a eunuch?"

[Trevor]

"I don't have underpants, I got family." 😳😉

[Alex]

Sure I could build you a fire and keep you warm for tonight, but if I set you on fire I promise you, you'll be warm for the rest of your life.

[Rev. Powell]

"Shoot anything that breathes that moves!"

[ER]

"Of all da crack houses in all da hoods in all da world, she walk into mine."

[ER]

"We ate your pet duck, Toby."

[ER]

"Suppose Vader goes around with a catheter and a little sack of urine strapped to his ankle? Well, I'm just asking Yoda, jeesh."

[bob]

"Celebrate my broken toe, you drunk alien!"