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The truly terrible joke thread

Started by Trevor, March 01, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

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pacman000

Knock! Knock!

OW!!!

Why is there a nail in your door?
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zombie no.one

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Say you'll tell them the answer to that question, but that you'll delay revealing what it is until the following day.

indianasmith

What has two butts and kills people?

An ass-ass-in!

What letter will calm down a pirate?

"P" - without it, he's just "irate!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

pacman000

"Do you have the time?"

"No; I think you can get a copy at the newsstand over there."
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claws

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts!
Is it October yet?

RCMerchant

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting of Jesus.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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indianasmith

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?


A private tutor!
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pacman000

Fox went out on a chilly night
Prayed for the moon to give him light
For he had many miles to go that night
Before he reached the town

He should've stopped at Dollar General; it was much closer.
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pacman000

Baroque Music - Music that must be fixed.
Ambient Music - Music that is curvy. (Am Bent)

^_^ (I might be a bit too proud of myself...)
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on September 24, 2024, 05:37:16 PMWhat do you call a teacher who never farts in public?


A private tutor!

😳😆😀😃
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

Doctor Doctor! I've been bitten by a wolf!

- Where?

No, just a normal one.

zombie no.one

Quote from: pacman000 on October 08, 2024, 10:34:35 AMBaroque Music - Music that must be fixed.

it's probably obvious but don't get this

Trevor

Quote from: zombie no.one on October 26, 2024, 02:38:24 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on October 08, 2024, 10:34:35 AMBaroque Music - Music that must be fixed.

it's probably obvious but don't get this

Baroque is sometimes pronounced 'broke' 😄
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

Quote from: Trevor on October 26, 2024, 03:04:59 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on October 26, 2024, 02:38:24 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on October 08, 2024, 10:34:35 AMBaroque Music - Music that must be fixed.

it's probably obvious but don't get this

Baroque is sometimes pronounced 'broke' 😄

arr harrr.... only ever heard it said to rhyme with 'rock' tbh