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« on: September 20, 2008, 06:17:10 PM »

Ok...lets roll out the negativity...what songs do you hear and make you want to rip your hair out...allow me to gladly nominate...

1.) Los Del Rio - Macrena
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A stupid dance that even your grandmother can do at weddings... Lookingup
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 06:23:52 PM »

2) 5 pennies and Jason Timberwolf....Ayup Technostuff

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Just disgusting music, if you can call it "music"
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 06:35:17 PM »

3.) Electric Slide
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God I hate this song and dance... Hatred  I'll simply leave the room when it comes on at a wedding.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »

4) I will survive!  Hatred Drives me mad! Now, I like Gloria Gaynor and respect her but this song is soooo overplayed it's not funny anymore!

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 07:09:09 PM »

5.  I believe It's titled, My Humps, but I'm not sure on that.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 07:21:07 PM »

6. Fast Food Morons, junk food crap song  Hatred

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This type of crap tops the UK charts all the time for some unknown reason  Question
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 07:51:20 PM »

7.) Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
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Some of the dumbest lyrics ever...period...

"You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah)
You cant mess with Limp Bizkit (why?)
Because we get it on (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this platinum thing right here? (uh huh)
Well we're doing it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) "

Note, perhaps Fred Durst should have listened to that last line... Thumbdown
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 07:56:51 PM »

8) My System Of A Chemical Hooba Romance...

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Stupid nerds who can't play properly or sing, become heros to lonely teenage goths and give "metal" a very bad name indeed. I could go on for hours about this emo garbage! So, the world threw away hair metal and look where it got ya? eh? This is talentless whining by a pasty, loser son of a b***h!
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 08:34:47 PM »

If we wanted to be really cruel, we would post these wthout warning what they were first.  I won't do that.

9. Barbie Girl, by some nobodies who thankfully dropped off the face of the earth...

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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 08:38:31 PM »

10.) Linkin Park - One Step Closer
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"Shut up when I'm talking to you". If a guy named "Chester" yells that, do you listen?
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 08:48:21 PM »

11) Napalm Death - Scum

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So funny, yet so crap, yet so serious, yet so funny....
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 10:19:12 PM »

12. Poison -- "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

         
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Some of the worst doggerel I've ever heard. I speak more as a poet than as a musician here. This song takes all traditional poetic imagery and throws it out the window simply to find a poor rhyme.

[poetry lesson] "Every rose has its thorn / Every night has its dawn." Night/darkness is pretty universally accepted as a representation of ignorance/fear/turmoil/etc. Dawn is a symbol of hope/peace. All that is turned upside down just for a bad rhyme. Yes, I can rationalize a party band equating night ending with negative feelings, but the song doesn't justify it in any way, and the rest of the song is no better. [/poetry lesson]
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2008, 01:07:29 AM »

13) CRASH TEST DUMMIES  "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm"
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2008, 06:49:33 PM »

14. Let It Die - Foo Fighters

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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2008, 07:19:49 PM »

15.) Metallica  - I Disappear
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James Hetfield sounds like Fat Albert constantly saying "Hey, hey, hey..."
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