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Flangepart
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« Reply #1575 on: January 23, 2012, 06:26:11 PM »

No, I paid for it with my mom's credit card.

Can eating raw brains really prolong your afterlife?
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« Reply #1576 on: January 23, 2012, 06:55:39 PM »

Sure! Ask any Zombie from RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD!

If I keep crossing my eyes-will they get stuck that way?
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #1577 on: February 03, 2012, 02:53:41 PM »

Yes.. until you wipe off the "X" you drew on them.

When you tell someone "you could go for some Chinese", do you mean the food or the people of Chinese origin?
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HBO in space!<br />
diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #1578 on: February 13, 2012, 08:46:01 AM »

Neither. We're talking about dachshunds.

Why is Albert morbidly obese?
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #1579 on: February 13, 2012, 06:40:25 PM »

Because he's fat, he's fat, you know it!

Does a stitch in time save nine.. or can it save ten?
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1580 on: February 13, 2012, 07:48:49 PM »

It saves 8, 9 sounded more extreme.

Can I take this taco with me?
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yeah no.
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« Reply #1581 on: March 23, 2012, 10:15:27 AM »

Yes, but you cannot take it into the theater (unless you bought it there).

Why do good movies make bad video games?
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #1582 on: March 23, 2012, 01:29:38 PM »

Yes, but you cannot take it into the theater (unless you bought it there).

Why do good movies make bad video games?

     Because the reverse is true, as witness STREET FIGHTER and MORTAL KOMBAT.
Is it true blondes have more fun?
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

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« Reply #1583 on: March 23, 2012, 05:26:35 PM »

Is it Marilyn Monroe or Dorris Day?

That's both the question and the answer. TeddyR
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« Reply #1584 on: July 10, 2013, 11:13:47 PM »

Neither. It's Grace Kelly.

Where do Mogwai come from?
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« Reply #1585 on: July 11, 2013, 08:10:51 AM »

John Carpenter's reject bin.

Why can't I see the light?
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« Reply #1586 on: July 11, 2013, 04:17:51 PM »

Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?
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I have been told that I crap on everything everyone else loves. Just be thankful I can't give you an Oklahoma Nipple Twist through the Internet.
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« Reply #1587 on: July 11, 2013, 11:37:17 PM »

Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?

In the pavement of the road leading to Hell.

George Lucas.... WHY?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #1588 on: July 11, 2013, 11:52:08 PM »

Because you forgot to take off the full-head leather ball mask again. Next time I scream "Banana!" you better listen, buster.

Where did I leave my good intentions?

In the pavement of the road leading to Hell.

George Lucas.... WHY?

Money. I don't care about Indiana Jones, Star Wars or anything like that. I need all the money I need to erase the Star Wars Holiday Special from existence.

Who took a dump in the hall?
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« Reply #1589 on: July 12, 2013, 12:21:53 AM »

The Dump Truck, of course!!!

Why are my boogers black when I have breathed no dirt today?
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