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TheGreatWhiteDope
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« on: July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM »

Gang:

As I've been away, I've fallen in with a group who love bad movies as much as you do - maybe even more?  At any rate, one of them started a thread that I think is worthy of starting up on this board.  So here we go....

Many of you already know many bad movies got released on VHS, but what about the artwork for these babies?  Can you say crayola?  Can you say line drawings?  Can you say Third Grade Art Class?  Allow me to let the pictures do the talking:









Now, let us see how many more examples we can come up with!

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2009, 05:23:40 AM »

...What in the hell is Cannibal Campout with that cover?

Anyway, I was actually looking at lots of VHS covers to various bad movies last night, some looked like they were well-drawn or well-painted while others were downright hideous.

http://www.critcononline.com/action_usa_1988.htm
These two for the same movie both look pretty drab.
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2009, 07:02:27 AM »

How can someone be so cheap that they actually draw a cover with a pencil? I'm looking at you Cannibal campout.
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 07:20:30 AM »

I still think all these are better than most of today's DVD covers....
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2009, 07:49:16 AM »

I still think all these are better than most of today's DVD covers....

If you're talking about the crappy Photoshop mishmashes they inexplicably put on movies that already have top-quality poster art, then I agree completely.
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 07:55:42 AM »

Cannibal Campout is a bit odd... but at least I know now that I could have gotten a job when I was 5 to do crayon drawings for some company somewhere.
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 08:46:41 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 08:58:05 AM »

I thought that said "fun, romance, crap" then.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2009, 01:17:10 PM »


As I've been away, I've fallen in with a group who love bad movies as much as you do - maybe even more? 

WHAT?  YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON US???!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 01:28:42 PM »

wow what a rack on that blonde
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 01:30:15 PM »

wow what a rack on that blonde

Heh, agreed.  Twirling
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 06:26:44 PM »

                                           
This has an awesome hologram which you can't see.
But if you could, it looks so stupid...
the Demon goes through the window; he repairs the window; he goes through the window; he repairs the window; he...
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 08:48:44 PM »

                                           
This has an awesome hologram which you can't see.
But if you could, it looks so stupid...
the Demon goes through the window; he repairs the window; he goes through the window; he repairs the window; he...
I remember this one from my video store days. The lenticular hologram was the worst I think I've ever seen on anything.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 10:52:05 PM »

Not necessary the worst, but it is kind of funny they did "photoshopping" in the 80s as well:

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2009, 02:33:07 AM »

Yeah, they did.  That's actually quite well-done for the time.  It was a LOT harder to do in those days, especially that well.  



To be fair to whoever arranged the cover, that's what the actual cartoon looks like...  Also, I know this is the DVD, but it's just slightly modified to fit the proportions of DVD and I couldn't find as good of a quality VHS scan.
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