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« Reply #1290 on: October 29, 2023, 11:17:55 AM »

You can send files to Bugs Bunny if you wish.

No using Google Drive though.

He only accepts Whatsapp docs.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #1291 on: October 30, 2023, 09:53:39 AM »

How many German existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A fish.
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« Reply #1292 on: November 19, 2023, 02:09:08 PM »

What do you call a woman who won't give head?

A taxi.
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« Reply #1293 on: December 02, 2023, 01:13:32 PM »

(I heard this during the 2004 elections.)

Why should the Democrats put a lesbian on the ticket?

She'd have lots of experience when it came to licking Bush....
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« Reply #1294 on: December 03, 2023, 08:25:52 PM »

If someone was to do a remake of The Shining in Lego, would it be directed by Stanley Ku-Brick?
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« Reply #1295 on: January 08, 2024, 07:09:16 PM »

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar . . . . followed by Batman!
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Oookaay...


« Reply #1296 on: January 10, 2024, 01:58:53 PM »

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 was a homicidal maniac.
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« Reply #1297 on: January 10, 2024, 02:27:13 PM »

Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I mean when was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?
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« Reply #1298 on: January 12, 2024, 02:48:17 PM »

 I told my wife I had a car made of spaghetti, but she didn't believe it

...until I drove pasta
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« Reply #1299 on: March 22, 2024, 02:01:18 PM »

My girlfriend told me I have to stop with the constant sexual innuendo. I told her it's going to be hard.
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« Reply #1300 on: March 22, 2024, 10:05:15 PM »

What did God say after creating a 24-hour cycle of darkness and light?

"I think I'm gonna call it a day."
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« Reply #1301 on: March 25, 2024, 10:09:28 AM »

Jokes for Existentialists, Part 6:

Do people in hell dream?

Oatmeal dropped on your napkin.
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« Reply #1302 on: April 08, 2024, 09:11:52 AM »

A mom took her twins in for a dental checkup, and the dentist came to the waiting room and said, "I got some good news and some bad news."

"Uh, let me guess," said the mom, "after taking a look at my twins' teeth, you realized you can finally pay off your sports car?"

"No," said the dentist, "I'm no longer hungry, and you've still got one kid left!"
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« Reply #1303 on: April 08, 2024, 10:51:12 AM »

Q: What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A: A pool table falling from the tree.
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