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AndyC

#180
June 23, 2009, 09:18:09 PM
Isn't everybody?


Who would win in a fistfight beween Ghandi and the Dalai Lama?
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Javakoala

#181
June 23, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
The promoter!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Milky Way bar?

Cthulhu

#182
June 24, 2009, 05:30:50 AM Last Edit: June 24, 2009, 05:36:25 AM by Cthulhu
Quote from: Javakoala on June 23, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
The promoter!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Milky Way bar?
42.

What can change the nature of a man? (Planescape: torment, anyone?)

Jack

#183
June 24, 2009, 07:10:35 AM
Long exposure to a real b***hy woman.

Can money buy happiness?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Derf

#184
June 24, 2009, 07:25:42 AM
No, so send all of yours to me; I live to be miserable.

To be or not to be?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#185
June 24, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
Well that is the question isn't it.

How old are you?
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Derf

#186
June 24, 2009, 09:21:48 AM
Old enough to know better, but young enough to enjoy doing it anyway.

How now, brown cow?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#187
June 24, 2009, 11:13:13 AM
Well, personally, I like lots of Kahlua in mine, with just a dash of milk.


Et tu, Brute?
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hellbilly

#188
June 24, 2009, 11:30:10 AM
Mi Corazón!

Why is Jon Voight urging Megan Fox to follow his daughter Angelina Jolie's lead by helping charitable causes?

Mr. DS

#189
June 24, 2009, 11:51:31 AM
He needs someone else to get the attention on him in case Angelina goes on vacation or something.

What is the meaning of your screen name?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Flangepart

#190
June 24, 2009, 12:46:25 PM
I'm a man of many parts. All second hand.

Why is Soylent green?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AndyC

#191
June 24, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
Added chlorophyll, plus a glistening drop of retsyn. Gets the taste of people out of your mouth.


Is it pronounced "chowdair" or "chowdah?"
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Flangepart

#192
June 24, 2009, 02:50:06 PM
Depends on how much the Senator has been drinking that night.


What is the actual distance to Pon Farr?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Doggett

#193
June 24, 2009, 05:01:03 PM
You'll find out when you're older... :wink:


How can the same shi* happen to the same guy twice ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#194
June 24, 2009, 05:10:33 PM
Ask Bill Murray.

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