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Doggett

#330
July 04, 2009, 07:57:32 AM
Oh...erm...yeah...they suck/rule !



Does tomorrow ever die ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

RCMerchant

#331
July 04, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
No. It's reincarnated as yesterday.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? (I know the REAL answer,if yer interested.)
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Cthulhu

#332
July 04, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 04, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
No. It's reincarnated as yesterday.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? (I know the REAL answer,if yer interested.)
Uh...fap?

So, what is the real answer?

meQal

#333
July 04, 2009, 09:46:41 AM
42.


Why must my stomach obey to be flat?
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Sister Grace

#334
July 04, 2009, 01:59:23 PM
because it is mocking my front tire....

How hard would life be without thumbs?
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Doggett

#335
July 04, 2009, 02:00:27 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 02:04:40 PM by doggett
Hard on an EPIC scale (how would a games console pad work ?)


Why am I only attracted to the weird chicks ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

hellbilly

#336
July 04, 2009, 02:32:30 PM
Because normal chicks are afraid of you :wink:

What is the secret of Eminem's success?

Doggett

#337
July 04, 2009, 02:56:51 PM
M & M's


Is long hair awesome ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#338
July 04, 2009, 03:25:05 PM
I find it gets caught in my zipper.


Why can't we have nice things?
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JJ80

#339
July 04, 2009, 04:18:02 PM
Due to the effects of global warnimg.

Does reversing the polarity of the neutron flow actually get you better reception with a traditional television aerial whilst travelling through the vortex?
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Doggett

#340
July 04, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
No, it only works with a sonic aerial.
You can get them from the same place as the screwdrivers. :wink:




How do you fix the Chameleon Circuit ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#341
July 04, 2009, 04:27:16 PM
You can't because every time you work out a solution, the damned thing changes.

Why can't the Doctor regenerate as a really hot woman due to some space anomaly?

JJ80

#342
July 04, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
Davros didn't include that aspect of his genetic make-up when he created him in conjunction with the Master. (The BBC is going to sue for that spoiler!)


Why are some tennis players said to perform better on grass. I thought ALL drugs were banned in professional sports?
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Mr. DS

#343
July 05, 2009, 07:15:09 AM
Which prompts me to wonder what John Mcenroe was on back in the day.

Why has it rained so much this year?
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AndyC

#344
July 05, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
Somebody stepped on a spider.

Who's got the look?
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