Blend two movies

[ER]

The Longest Day the Earth Stood Still

Aliens hit the beach at Normandy.

[ER]

Immadeus

The story of how Kanye West and came to realize he was a god....with a soundtrack by Mozart!

[ER]

Brokeback to the Future

Marty McFly must make sure his closeted Uncle Ennis takes a summer job on a remote western ranch in 1955, lest the entire future be scrambled.

[ER]

Dances With Wolverine

Lonely frontier cavalry officer passes the time on the prairie by learning to dance in the company of MCU star Wolverine. A tender love story.

[zombie no.one]

Honey I Shrunk The Incredible Hulk

"don't make me angry... you literally cannot see me when I'm angry"

[WingedSerpent]

A giant kaiju fakes insanity and gets committed to a mental ward.

Godzilla minus One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[ER]

Enter the Double Dragon



Bruce Lee clears the board.

[ER]

Little Women of Sin City

The March sisters take over some turf.

[ER]

Mr. Holland's Oppenheimer

Music teacher travels to New Mexico to record a sound loud enough for his deaf son to hear.

[ER]

It Follows IT

A shape-shifting fan of chastity murderously tracks Pennywise after the clown gets lucky on a hot date.

[ER]

Bohemian Ratatouille

Hijinks ensue when restaurateur Freddie Mercury hires a rat as his chef.

[ER]

Sister Action Jackson

Revenge-fueled Detroit cop disguised as a singing nun stalks his enemies.

[ER]

Forbidden Planet of the Apes

The simians of Earth discover Altair IV's deep dark secret....there are no bananas in space.

[ER]

Good Will Deer Hunter


A South Boston savant takes that NSA job after all, and six brutal flashbacks and 200 f-words later, we learn how he acquired PTSD.(Spoiler: "It's not your fault.")

[claws]

It Follows IT

A shape-shifting fan of chastity murderously tracks Pennywise after the clown gets lucky on a hot date.

I'd watch that.