Blend two movies

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The Saltburning

A student at Oxford University finds himself drawn into the world of a charming and aristocratic classmate, who invites him to an upstate New York summer camp for a summer never to be forgotten.

[ER]

Little Orphan Annie Hall

Woody Allen's heart wants a singing red-haired orphan.

[ER]

The Quiet Repo Man
After accidentally killing a client and fleeing to Ireland, stoical repo man John Wayne vows to never repossess a car again.

The Last Rocky Horror Picture Show
Horny kids in 1950s Texas don drag and head to the cinema to do the Time Warp.

Butterfield 8 Mile
Eminem pursues hip-hop fame while pimping Liz Taylor by night.

Friday the 13th Warrior
Vikings versus Jason beside a crystal-clear lake.

When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Hardboiled detective and talkative girl next door on cross-country road trip find romance.

[ER]

Drag Me To Hello Dolly

After refusing a loan to a mysterious customer, a bank teller finds herself dragged in unholy retribution to a showing of Hello Dolly. The horror just mounts, folks.

[Alex]

Seven Kidnapped Brides For Seven Brothers.

Some lonely brothers kidnap women from the local town, then hole up with them over the winter. As Stockholm syndrome sets in, can the women avoid believing that they have fallen in love with their captors?



Oh wait, that is the original plot still.

[ER]

Weekend At Saltbernie's

When a posh Oxford party boy is murdered at his country estate, his friends are too busy livin' large with his remains to notice.

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12 Angry Men in Black

A secret organization that monitors extraterrestrial interactions on Earth is frustrated by a single member, whose skeptical caution forces them to more carefully monitor the aliens before jumping to conclusions.

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Singin' in the Devil's Rain

A silent film star and his screen partner are trying to join a satanic cult, unaware that they kill people with acid rain.

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West Side NeverEnding Story

Two youngsters from rival New York City gangs fall in love and dive into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book.

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Barbierella

In the 41st century, Barbie partakes in sexy misadventures while seeking to stop Ken, who threatens to destroy the galaxy with atomic bombs.

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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Jurassic World

A group of motorists race across the state to find a hidden stash of loot in a theme park of genetically modified hybrid dinosaurs.

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The Godfather of the Bride

Don Vito Corleone, head of a mafia family, finds himself reluctant to let go with his oldest daughter's wedding approaching.

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Willy Wonka & the Match Factory Girl

A woman's terribly dull life is upended by a one-night stand with Willy Wonka inside a mysterious chocolate factory.

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The Towering Green Inferno

During a "Save the Rain Forest!" charity celebration deep in the Amazons, a massive fire breaks out that threatens to destroy an angry cannibal tribe's village.

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Alice in Wonderland Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Nineteen-year-old Alice is leaving Wonderland, determined to make a new life for herself as a singer.

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Seance on a Wet Dog Day Afternoon

A medium and her husband stage a bank robbery in order to pretend to solve the crime and achieve fame, but the supposedly uncomplicated heist suddenly becomes a bizarre nightmare as everything that could go wrong does.

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It's Staying Alive

Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever is still burning. Now he's strutting toward his biggest challenge yet: succeeding as a father of a monster baby with a nasty habit of killing people.

[ER]

JoJo Rabbit Your Life Is Calling

First film in a planned trilogy, in which the titular character, a comatose standup, recalls his misadventures in Nazi Germany.


Who Framed JoJo Rabbit

The middle opus of the triology sees still coma-bound stand-up comic JoJo Rabbit reflect on his life amid a society of toons in the 1940s.

[ER]

Clash of the Titanic


The true story of how the doomed liner sank. (Spoiler, it ran into the Kraken!)

[ER]

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

Margaret Dashwood sees dead people...everywhere, til kindly alienist Bruce Willis tells her that's normal since it's 1999 and she's a ghost herself.

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Stranger Than Pulp Fiction

Two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangster and his wife, and a pair of diner bandits suddenly find their mundane life to be the subject of narration only they can hear: narration that begins to affect their entire existence, from their work to their love life to their death.

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The Dead Silence of the Lambs

A young F.B.I. cadet's investigation in a serial killer case leads her to the ghost of a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw, who seems to have ties to Hannibal Lecter.

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Eyes Wide Shut In

A Manhattan doctor embarks on a bizarre, night-long odyssey to rural New England, where his wife is trapped in a deadly winter storm.

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Romancing the Tombstone

A mousy romance novelist sets off for Arizona to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a wedding disrupted by members of an outlaw gang called the Cowboys.

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There's No Business Like the Truman Show Business

Meryl and Truman Donahue, plus their three children, are The Five Donahues. The family act begins to fall apart when Truman discovers his whole life is actually a reality TV show.

[Trevor]

FROM INVICTUS HELL

A diabolical killer comes to South Africa in the 2000s to make a terrible movie about a huge nation building event in this country's history 😉*

*And one in which Trevor assisted on 😳😉

[claws]

Mean Girls, Interrupted

A homeschooled teenage girl from Africa is rushed to a mental institution after a bad culture shock experience. There, she befriends a group of troubled girls called The Plastics.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Beautiful Mind

A brilliant but asocial mathematician accepts secret work in cryptography. His life takes a turn for the nightmarish after he undergoes a medical procedure to erase his memories of cryptography before finishing his work in cryptography.

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30 Days of Boogie Nights

After an Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month, it is visited by an idealistic porn producer looking for new talent for his next adult feature film.

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Terminator: Donnie Darko Fate

Donnie Darko and Sarah Connor must stop an advanced liquid man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates people to commit a series of crimes.

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White Noise Christmas

A successful song-and-dance team become obsessed with speaking to the dead from beyond the grave.

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Dial M for Murder on the Orient Express

A former tennis star arranges the murder of his adulterous wife, who is traveling on a transcontinental luxury train with her new lover, Hercule Poirot.

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The African Queen of the Damned

In WWI East Africa, a gin-swilling ex-vampire riverboat captain is persuaded by a strait-laced English missionary to wake up the queen of all vampires.

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Peter Pan's Labyrinth

During the early Francoist period, Wendy escapes from her sadistic Stepfather and joins Peter Pan on a mission through an eerie fantasy world ruled by child-eating monsters.

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The Bad Seed of Chucky

Rhoda Penmark seems like your average, sweet eight-year-old girl. After her rival at school dies in mysterious circumstances at the school picnic, her Stepmother starts to suspect that Rhoda's real parents are Chucky and Tiffany.