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Wish Corruption Game

Started by Olivia Bauer, October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM

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Rev. Powell

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 11, 2011, 10:18:39 PM
Granted. But now yer a smelly hippie selling jewlery made of beer tabs on a street corner in L.A.

I'm cool with that.

Make a wish of your own RC!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Olivia Bauer

Seeing that RC hasn't followed up with another wish I'll have to reboot this game with my own.

I wish I had the Scarecrow's fear gas sprayers from "Batman Begins".

indianasmith

Granted, but they are facing the wrong way and render YOU insane . . .



I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: indianasmith on October 16, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Granted, but they are facing the wrong way and render YOU insane . . .



I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!

Weird, I played Wish Corruption on another forum and someone made the exact same wish.

indianasmith

I'm guessing you're too young to remember those commercials . . . . us boomers can still sing all the lyrics! :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

Granted! You have been ground up into a hotdog.

I wish for everyone on Badmovies.org to go to one place for a big ass party.

indianasmith

Granted . . . . but the party is literally inside a big a$$ and now you are all in deep . . . well, you know!  (Except me, since I am now a hot dog!)


I wish I could still do this job I love, but make MILLIONS at it!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

Quote from: indianasmith on October 24, 2011, 11:36:04 PM
Granted . . . . but the party is literally inside a big a$$ and now you are all in deep . . . well, you know!  (Except me, since I am now a hot dog!)


I wish I could still do this job I love, but make MILLIONS at it!

Granted... you do the job you love, and make millions of mistakes.

I wish Rotten Tomatoes will start listing my reviews.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

JaseSF

Granted but instead the link to a rip-off reviewer.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

WingedSerpent

Quote from: JaseSF on October 25, 2011, 04:51:43 PM


I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Granted-but now your intolerant to everything EXCEPT lactose.  Enjoy your cheese.


I wish I had the power to pull any non-evil character/monster out of a movie.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

indianasmith

Granted.  The Joker just made a pencil disappear into your head, and Hannibal Lecter is sauteeing your liver while he cools a nice Chianti . . .

I wish my computer could handle Skyrim 9 days from now!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Zapranoth

Granted.  But 13 days from now you have such bad wrist tendinitis that you cannot even eat.  You die.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

JaseSF

Maybe your avatar holds the clue  :wink:

I wish we had more than 7 days in a week.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Olivia Bauer

#58
Granted. But this change in the calender has caused confusing in leap year, business hours, daylight savings time, and average paydays, as well as the school system. This confusion has gotten out of hand and the US is thrown into chaos where nobody has a job, businesses are confused, the educational system has shut down and crime is running rampant across the county turning the US into a "Mad Max" style wasteland.

Now you have plenty of days off!

If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!

claws

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 04, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!


Granted, but the execution will continue as planned.

I wish I had a monkey that would steal wallets.