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Started by lester1/2jr, October 19, 2012, 03:37:07 PM

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lester1/2jr

October 19, 2012, 03:37:07 PM Last Edit: October 19, 2012, 06:20:33 PM by lester1/2jr
"Franz Shubert? more like Franz Stupid. Hey Eddie, where can we go to get some kicks, man!"

zombie no.one

#1
October 19, 2012, 10:40:30 PM
GUY: Where's that scary noise that sounds like a maniac half-beast-half-human with a flamethrower coming from?

GIRL: Sounds like it's coming from the cellar!

GUY: Do you think we should go and investigate?

GIRL: Yes.

indianasmith

#2
October 19, 2012, 11:06:44 PM
"Police reports say that there is a crazed killer on the loose and headed for our cheerleader camp!"
"Great! Let's all go take a shower!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

SynapticBoomstick

#3
October 20, 2012, 12:44:30 AM
Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *looks up from camp fire* "Huh?"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *gets up and turns around* "Hello? Who's there?"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *clicks on flashlight, waves it around*

Giant Spider: *lit up in the light beam, makes high-pitched chirpping noises*

Plaid Clad: "What the-!*

Giant Spider: *moves legs in an up-and-down motion while not moving at all and making high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *holds a hand up to his face while keeping the spider in the beam* "Aaaahhh!!!"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise suddenly louder, pan in slightly*

Plaid Clad: *sharp zoom-in to eyes* "AAAAHHH!!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

tracy

#4
October 20, 2012, 12:10:46 PM
Molly:Jack,we're outta gas....what are we gonna do?

Jack:Well,we passed that seriously creepy old house a mile or so back....let's go there and look for a phone.

Molly:But didn't we hear a wolf or something howling when we passed?

Jack:Oh,it's probably just the dog wanting out....those vampire tales aren't true.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

lester1/2jr

#5
October 20, 2012, 01:14:46 PM
"Hey check this out!!"

"be careful that's very fragile"

"What is it, doc?"

"Something I've been working on during off hours and on weekends. it's a kind of life force ray. its technical name is a Low Area Radon Receptor Integrator or "Larry" "

zombie no.one

#6
October 20, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
GIRL #1: Hey, it's midnight and there's a crazy psychopath on the loose from the local mental asylum. How about a relaxing swim in your heated, floodlit outdoor pool...naked.

GIRL #2: OMG why didn't I think of that?!

Chainsawmidget

#7
October 20, 2012, 05:23:35 PM
"Anything strange!?!  Sheriff, my friends head just exploded.  What do you call that?"
"Boy, 'round here we call that natural causes. "


"I was told this was a hospital."
"You're close.  The Hospital is on the second floor.  First floor's the butcher shop."


"Keep the car running and wait here.  If I'm not back in ten minutes, wait longer." 


"Okay, general rule.  People covered in blood and wielding powertools are not your friend.  Everyone understand that  Good."


alandhopewell

#8
October 24, 2012, 01:51:01 PM Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 01:56:07 PM by alandhopewell
     "Affirmative Action, whiteboy-hand over that bong!"

    "I gotta go, Aunt Jessie....Ma says I shouldn't hang around here if you're drinkin' gin and wearin' that dress."

   
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Trevor

#9
October 25, 2012, 04:14:34 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on October 24, 2012, 01:51:01 PM
    "Affirmative Action, whiteboy-hand over that bong!" 

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

*COUGH* *COUGH* Here it is.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#10
October 25, 2012, 04:15:54 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 20, 2012, 05:23:35 PM
"Anything strange!?!  Sheriff, my friends head just exploded.  What do you call that?"
"Boy, 'round here we call that natural causes. "

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Quote"I was told this was a hospital."
"You're close.  The Hospital is on the second floor.  First floor's the butcher shop."

:buggedout:+ :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Quote"Keep the car running and wait here.  If I'm not back in ten minutes, wait longer."  

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Quote"Okay, general rule.  People covered in blood and wielding powertools are not your friend.  Everyone understand that  Good."

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#11
October 25, 2012, 04:20:30 AM
QuoteSit down, man: you make the place look untidy.

QuoteYeah, there were times when I wanted to tie him to a pole and shoot him with a shotgun loaded with his own s**t. There were other times when I just wanted to kill the bastard, but most of the time I just hated the man.

These are lines from my still unfinished film script. I smell OSCAR........  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

alandhopewell

#12
October 25, 2012, 12:14:22 PM
     "My Retardo Mentalblock Ray will slow him down!"
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

tracy

#13
October 25, 2012, 12:21:53 PM
A giant squid just crawled onto the beach at New Orleans...quick,somebody get the crab boil!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Chainsawmidget

#14
October 25, 2012, 04:12:56 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 04:20:34 PM by Chainsaw midget
"You sent your men after me and the President got killed in the crossfire, but there's one thing you forgot to tell your men, Colonel.  ... I'm the best."



"You go back to your p**y a**ed fa**ot blood sucking fang faced boss and you tell him this.  Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY f**ks with the Third Reich."


"There was a murder last night. That means we have a murderer lurking around town somewhere."  


"you're right.  I did promise I'd let you go if you talked.  I just never promised I wouldn't saw your legs off first." 
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