What are your worst movies?

[Dr. Whom]

1) Prometheus
2) Prometheus
3) Prometheus
4) anything by Larry Buchanan
5) Prometheus

[pacman000]

1) Prometheus
2) Prometheus
3) Prometheus
4) anything by Larry Buchanan
5) Prometheus

The Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald started off interesting, but it could not maintain that for the entire runtime.

[zombie no.one]

I almost threw the TV out the window but I didn't because (a) it wasn't my window and (b) it wasn't my TV

that's not very rock'n'roll of you   

I was watching a bit about dislikes on youtube the other day. What most people don't know is that dislikes are actually as good as likes. The more dislikes the more popular, more views, more traffic. It is money in the bank and a win-win for the uploader and youtube.

They say if you really want to "hurt" a video you dislike on youtube, it is best not to press dislike.

yeah, makes sense... any reaction is better than no reaction, in a lot of circumstances

* that's not a cue for everyone to negative-karma me 

[FatFreddysCat]

Glancing thru the lowest-rated entries on my Letterboxd account reminded me of a few more forgotten gems (and by "gems" I mean "turds")...

Tunnels aka Criminal Act - Catherine "Daisy Duke" Bach as an investigative reporter in a movie where absolutely nothing interesting happens. 

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - makes the original G.R. movie, which was no prize, look like solid gold.

Rubber - yeah, the "killer tire" movie. I felt like I was being trolled for 90 minutes.

A Talking Cat? - a kiddie movie made by David "Creepozoids" DeCoteau. Hilarity does not ensue.

Satan's Little Helper - If memory serves, this was Jeff "Squirm" Lieberman's first movie in something like fifteen years. He should've stayed retired.

Fifty Shades of Gray - This tedious housewife porn is the least erotic "erotic thriller" I've ever seen. I've gotten a bigger charge out of a "Charmed" re-run.

The Mangler - the worst Stephen King adaptation? Possibly.

Nadja - Artsy mid '90s B&W vampire crap. Looks like one of those old Calvin Klein commercials stretched out to feature length.

I could go on, but I'll let someone else have a turn...

[Trevor]

The Mangler - the worst Stephen King adaptation? Possibly.

Agreed: I don't know if I should tell you this but it was filmed in a Johannesburg warehouse 

[Rev. Powell]

Glancing thru the lowest-rated entries on my Letterboxd account reminded me of a few more forgotten gems (and by "gems" I mean "turds")...

Rubber - yeah, the "killer tire" movie. I felt like I was being trolled for 90 minutes.

A Talking Cat? - a kiddie movie made by David "Creepozoids" DeCoteau. Hilarity does not ensue.

RUBBER is great! You were being trolled. You have to enjoy it in exactly that way. It's an absurdist comedy. I think it's hilarious overall and exceptionally clever.

A TALKING CAT? is truly terrible, on another level, but it made for one of the best Rifftrax I've ever heard.

[claws]

Ten lowest rated movies with less than 10,000 votes (IMDb) from my collection

1. Search for the Beast (1997)
2. Ring of Terror (1961)
3. Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013)
4. Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972)
5. Space Mutiny (1988)
6. Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (1999)
7. Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
8. Alien Incursion (2006)
9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983)
10. The Curse of the Screaming Dead (1982)

Ten lowest rated direct-to-video releases (IMDb) from my collection

1. Hip Hop Locos (2001 Video)
2. Return of the Boogeyman (1994 Video)
3. The Bonesetter (2003 Video)
4. Abomination: The Evilmaker II (2003 Video)
5. 13 Seconds (2003 Video)
6. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
7. Scarecrow Slayer (2003 Video)
8. Ghost Lake (2004 Video)
9. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
10. 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012 Video)

Ten lowest rated made-for-TV movies (IMDb) from my collection

1. Mega Piranha (2009 TV Movie)
2. Attack of the Sabertooth (2005 TV Movie)
3. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011 TV Movie)
4. Hammerhead (2005 TV Movie)
5. Dinocroc vs. Supergator (2010 TV Movie)
6. Dinoshark (2010 TV Movie)
7. Bats: Human Harvest (2007 TV Movie)
8. Lake Placid 2 (2007 TV Movie)
9. Hydra (2009 TV Movie)
10. The Hive (2008 TV Movie)

Ten lowest rated movies I own from IMDb's "Bottom 1000" list

1. House of the Dead (2003)
2. Alone in the Dark (2005)
3. Troll 2 (1990)
4. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
6. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
7. Feardotcom (2002)
8. Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)
9. I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
10. S. Darko (2009)

At least there's some variety in my collection  

[lester1/2jr]

C Me Dance I remember in particular as being the worst movie I've ever seen. 

it was clear no one involved had any idea how to write or direct a movie and it took every bad turn it possibly could. I called it a "cataclysm" and I stand by that

[Rev. Powell]

C Me Dance I remember in particular as being the worst movie I've ever seen. 

it was clear no one involved had any idea how to write or direct a movie and it took every bad turn it possibly could. I called it a "cataclysm" and I stand by that

It's very bad for sure.

[FatFreddysCat]

RUBBER is great! You were being trolled. You have to enjoy it in exactly that way. It's an absurdist comedy. I think it's hilarious overall and exceptionally clever.

I got what RUBBER was trying to do, and I tried to treat it as a "comedy," I just didn't find it particularly funny, just irritating. :D

And as long as I'm back in this thread, here's one I forgot previously:

Meet Joe Black , with Brad Pitt.

I will never forget renting this with my then-girlfriend (now wife). After about an hour and a half I was bored out of my mind and thought to myself, "well, it's been about 90 minutes, so this should be over soon...." then I looked at the back of the VHS box and saw that the film's run time was THREE HOURS ... so there was another hour and a half to go!

At that point I understood why animals will sometimes gnaw off their own leg to escape from a trap. :D

[Trevor]

RUBBER is great! You were being trolled. You have to enjoy it in exactly that way. It's an absurdist comedy. I think it's hilarious overall and exceptionally clever.

I got what RUBBER was trying to do, and I tried to treat it as a "comedy," I just didn't find it particularly funny, just irritating. :D

And as long as I'm back in this thread, here's one I forgot previously:

Meet Joe Black , with Brad Pitt.

I will never forget renting this with my then-girlfriend (now wife). After about an hour and a half I was bored out of my mind and thought to myself, "well, it's been about 90 minutes, so this should be over soon...." then I looked at the back of the VHS box and saw that the film's run time was THREE HOURS ... so there was another hour and a half to go!

At that point I understood why animals will sometimes gnaw off their own leg to escape from a trap. :D

That's how I felt watching Invictus and seeing how inaccurate it was 

Regarding Meet Joe Black, I liked the scene where Brad Pitt meets up with a patient in the hospital who knows who he really is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnBupO_Kjto

[zelmo73]

Monstroid (1980)

I first saw this masterpiece on Elvira Mistress of the Dark's Elvira's Movie Macabre in the early '80s on TV. Her rip on it was hilarious! I need to get that box set of hers off of Amazon someday. I remember the movie edit being so screwed up that the opening title credits called it Monstro, and Elvira ripped the hell out of that too! 

[Allhallowsday]

...Meet Joe Black , with Brad Pitt.
I will never forget renting this with my then-girlfriend (now wife). After about an hour and a half I was bored out of my mind and thought to myself, "well, it's been about 90 minutes, so this should be over soon...." then I looked at the back of the VHS box and saw that the film's run time was THREE HOURS ... so there was another hour and a half to go!
At that point I understood why animals will sometimes gnaw off their own leg to escape from a trap. :D

I can't think of a BRAD PITT movie I like.  Now SEVEN I like because of the box (Brad: "What's in the bo-o-ox...?  What is it...?") I especially like what's in the box.  And I like THELMA & LOUISE but fortunately PITT plays a part he perfect for (punk).  

[Gabriel Knight]

Glancing thru the lowest-rated entries on my Letterboxd account reminded me of a few more forgotten gems (and by "gems" I mean "turds")...

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - makes the original G.R. movie, which was no prize, look like solid gold.

Man, I watched that one recently by catching it randomly on cable. My God, what a crappy movie, barely anything happens and most of it makes no sense. And the whole Nick Cage flipping out in his bike was hilarious.

[pennywise37]

Honestly i kinda like Fear.com (2002) not a great movie by any means but that one i kinda like.

as for Satan's Little Helper (2004) i borrowed that dvd years ago from that same friend that i posted about about the 3rd From Dusk till Dawn in another thread and holy mother of god is that movie awful.  i'm not talking about from dusk till dawn 3 either i haven't seen that one yet.

but Satan's Little Helper" (2004)  that film that film wow is it bad it needs to be buried further that those E.T. Atari video games were buried in (1983)

i'd rather play that awful game than watch that film ever again.  you can have fun with a bad game over a movie that is that bad.