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Started by Trevor, March 01, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

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Trevor

#120
April 20, 2010, 04:03:27 AM
Quote from: Raffine on April 19, 2010, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: Trevor on April 19, 2010, 09:11:40 AM
Quote from: Raffine on April 15, 2010, 07:36:48 PM
Why can't people who live across the street from a cemetary be buried there?
They're not dead.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Where you are in the world, Raff: I've been told that those that have passed there don't rest easy.

The American Institute of Parapsychology named Savannah the "Most Haunted American City".

Bite on that, New Orleans!  :tongueout:

I'm wondering why I deleted my post on this thread: that was silly.  :question: I would really love to come and visit Savannah someday. :smile:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

#121
April 20, 2010, 04:42:57 PM
How do you make a gay baby cry?
You take the pacifier out of his bum. (Told to me by a gay guy, no less...)
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Raffine

#122
April 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Leah

#123
April 20, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Raffine on April 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
ME!
yeah no.

Raffine

#124
April 20, 2010, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Bull on April 20, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Raffine on April 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
ME!

WRONG, Pumaman breath!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Allhallowsday

#125
April 20, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
What's more horrifying than a truckload of dead babies? 
One, alive, trying to eat its way out. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Raffine

#126
April 20, 2010, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 20, 2010, 07:12:57 PM
What's more horrifying than a truckload of dead babies? 
One, alive, trying to eat its way out. 

Pile of dead babies: same answer!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Saucerman

#127
April 20, 2010, 08:49:30 PM
Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?

Because of blond boyfriends. 

Chainsawmidget

#128
April 20, 2010, 09:28:02 PM
What do you call a cow that eats other cows?
A Canni-BULL!

indianasmith

#129
April 20, 2010, 10:49:31 PM
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

"are you going to eat that?"

(Very 1990's, I know!)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#130
April 20, 2010, 11:21:30 PM
A woman trying to copycat the Lorena Bobbitt incident raised a large knife while her husband was sleeping one night and brought it down, missing his penis and grazing his scrotum.  He woke up angrily in pain and later sued her on a miss-de-weiner charge.  :lookingup:
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Trevor

#131
April 21, 2010, 03:58:53 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 20, 2010, 11:21:30 PM
He woke up angrily in pain and later sued her on a miss-de-weiner charge.  :lookingup:

:buggedout: :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Allhallowsday

#132
April 21, 2010, 12:03:55 PM
What did the leper say to the prostitute? 
Keep the tip. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Raffine

#133
April 21, 2010, 07:52:01 PM
What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take it for a drag.



BOY: Mrs. Jones, can Johnny come out and play baseball?
MRS. JONE: Honey, you know johnny doesn't have any arms or legs.
BOY: But we need a third base!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

zombie no.one

#134
April 21, 2010, 08:03:45 PM
I was dating this siamese twin, but she dumped me because I was seeing her sister behind her back
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