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« Reply #1035 on: October 07, 2019, 10:46:45 AM »

ER was arrested for public nudity while playing tennis.

The sign said "Only  tennis shoes allowed while on court. "

How do you know ER belongs to the ku klux Klan?

She just takes old ni--er jokes she hears from them and puts othermpeopllecs names in them.
Show me where on the  doll where ER hurt you to the point where you had to make this bulls**t.
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« Reply #1036 on: October 07, 2019, 05:17:50 PM »

Hey EM how about looking back at all the s**t she threw at me and b***hing at her for once? Or are yoiu a white knight?
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« Reply #1037 on: October 07, 2019, 05:48:46 PM »

Okay; she asked for it.  But her jokes were funny...
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« Reply #1038 on: October 07, 2019, 06:30:56 PM »

They also used proper spelling and grammar!  TongueOut
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« Reply #1039 on: October 07, 2019, 11:54:34 PM »

Hey EM how about looking back at all the s**t she threw at me and b***hing at her for once? Or are yoiu a white knight?
I mean technically you did respond to that before the newest insult.
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« Reply #1040 on: October 08, 2019, 06:22:15 AM »

ER posted those jokes a month ago and Sven is just now responding. . .

does it really take four weeks to think of a lame comeback?
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« Reply #1041 on: October 08, 2019, 06:32:35 AM »

ER posted those jokes a month ago and Sven is just now responding. . .

does it really take four weeks to think of a lame comeback?

Is that a rhetorical question?  Twirling
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« Reply #1042 on: October 20, 2019, 02:44:00 PM »

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.
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« Reply #1043 on: October 25, 2019, 04:50:19 PM »

If Saint Trevor entered the Church, married a woman named Beverly, and had twins named Devin Kevin and Maven Raven, then he'd be . . .
the Rev Trev with Bev and their kids Dev Kev and Mave Rave. And he thanks you.

He'd liked to say this joke is totally original, but it's not, as it's a variation on a joke fround in James Runcie's The Road to Grantchester, which is a prequel to the ITV TV series. He recommends the book, as oddly enough or maybe not, it comes across as being a surprisingly realistic portrayal of Italy during the War and then the War's aftermath in England, for both straights and gays. And if the writer's name sounds familiar, the writer's father was at one time the Archbishop of Canterbury.
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« Reply #1044 on: November 03, 2019, 10:17:05 PM »

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeeper says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse replies, "I don't think I am." and vanishes from existence.

See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think, therefore, I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Note: I didn't make this joke. I got it from a user named vagueblanche on reddit.
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« Reply #1045 on: November 06, 2019, 12:10:22 AM »

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
(She didn't want to get to the other side.)
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« Reply #1046 on: November 06, 2019, 09:49:01 AM »

Two guys are talking outside, one of them says that it smells like dog poop. "I don't smell it" says the other guy, "However I don't smell too good"
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« Reply #1047 on: November 06, 2019, 06:36:58 PM »

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three.  A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear!
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« Reply #1048 on: November 07, 2019, 08:26:31 AM »

What's that perfume you're wearing?

Vicks; I have a cold.
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« Reply #1049 on: December 24, 2019, 12:49:38 PM »

A father and son are sitting on a bench. The son asks if they're pyromaniacs. The father replies"Yes we arson"
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