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« Reply #1185 on: May 24, 2021, 01:53:54 PM »

  Why are old people wrinkly?  Question

 Because they are slowly being sucked into Hell.
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
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« Reply #1186 on: May 24, 2021, 05:17:41 PM »

Why did The Doors run across the street?
To break on through the other side.

What do you get when you boil your funny bone? You get laughing stock.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #1187 on: June 09, 2021, 01:50:07 PM »

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."


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« Reply #1188 on: August 01, 2021, 07:44:11 AM »

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."


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« Reply #1189 on: August 01, 2021, 07:45:50 AM »

History teacher

Teacher: "Who were the opponents in the Civil War?"
Me: [raises hand]
Teacher: "No, not Iron Man and Captain America."
Me: [lowers hand]

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« Reply #1190 on: August 01, 2021, 12:06:17 PM »

Eating too much cake makes you guilty of the sin of gluttony.

Eating too much pie is fine though as the sin of pie is always zero.
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« Reply #1191 on: August 03, 2021, 07:51:31 AM »

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« Reply #1192 on: August 03, 2021, 09:22:07 AM »



Quick!  Someone send this to the SyFy Channel!
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« Reply #1193 on: August 03, 2021, 09:25:57 AM »

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."




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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
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« Reply #1194 on: August 19, 2021, 07:44:20 PM »

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.
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« Reply #1195 on: August 20, 2021, 07:50:07 AM »

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.

A joke from 1959.
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« Reply #1196 on: August 20, 2021, 08:17:48 AM »

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.

A joke from 1959.

A No Prize to whoever guesses this horror icon.

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #1197 on: August 24, 2021, 09:39:19 AM »

Maila Nurmi, baby!
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« Reply #1198 on: August 24, 2021, 09:40:33 AM »

Go for it, Jer!

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