The truly terrible joke thread

[RCMerchant]

  Why are old people wrinkly?  

Because they are slowly being sucked into Hell.

[Leah]

Why did The Doors run across the street?
To break on through the other side.

What do you get when you boil your funny bone? You get laughing stock.

[Rev. Powell]

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."

[Trevor]

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."

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[Trevor]

History teacher

Teacher: "Who were the opponents in the Civil War?"
Me: [raises hand]
Teacher: "No, not Iron Man and Captain America."
Me: [lowers hand]

[Alex]

Eating too much cake makes you guilty of the sin of gluttony.

Eating too much pie is fine though as the sin of pie is always zero.

[Alex]

[indianasmith]

Quick!  Someone send this to the SyFy Channel!

[RCMerchant]

I went to see my doctor for a checkup. He told me my blood pressure was high and said that I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, "Because I'm trying to tell you the results of your physical."

[pacman000]

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.

[Rev. Powell]

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.

A joke from 1959.

[RCMerchant]

My dad came in & said he was beat. So I handed him sunglasses, bongos, & a black beret.

A joke from 1959.

A No Prize to whoever guesses this horror icon.

[ralfy]

Maila Nurmi, baby!

[ralfy]

Go for it, Jer!

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[Rev. Powell]

Why did the man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.