Create an AI generated bad movie story

[claws]

Marilyn Monroe, Frankenstein

In a time before the invention of the refrigerator, people cooked their food in their ovens or fires. Marilyn Monroe cooked in her oven, which is why she always cooked the best food. It was also why she always seemed to attract bad luck.

In a time before the invention of the refrigerator, people cooked their food in their ovens or fires.

Are they implying people cooked food in a refrigerator after it was invented?

Marilyn Monroe cooked in her oven

Meaning, MM didn't cook in the fire. Gotcha.

which is why she always cooked the best food.

There weren't many options, or was she secretly a chef?

It was also why she always seemed to attract bad luck.

How so? Did she cook in the nude?

What about Frankenstein?

[claws]

Justin Bieber, green eggs

Justin Bieber is best known for his hit songs, but he's also an interesting person behind the scenes. He has a love for green eggs and ham, and he enjoys spending time outdoors.

:shruggs:

[Dr. Whom]

Dolls and Doom

In the toy section of the store, dolls were all the rage. children love to collect dolls, and adults love to find ornaments for them. But as much as people love dolls, they also know that dolls can be dangerous. Sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they are made to be played with. Sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they can be taken without permission. And sometimes, dolls can be dangerous because they can be used to communicate with the dead.

[RCMerchant]

^ That one is spooky.  


evil and dog food

"The dog food was bad. It was sour and greasy and made his stomach hurt. But the evil thing was that it was for a dog. And the dog loved it."

So don't feed it to him, a***ole!

This short tale describes McDonald's food.

[Rev. Powell]

"killer" and "boyfriend"

"Anna was walking home from work one day when she saw a man walking down the street. She quickly ran to her house, locked the door, and called the police. The man, who she later identified as her boyfriend, was already dead."

Did you know you can try the same words again to generate another one?

"Kate's boyfriend was the killer. She knew it from the beginning. He was the one who killed her best friend and then tried to kill her herself. She was left with a choice- she could run from him or face him head on."

[LilCerberus]

evil + fart

Just as the dark Hours were drawing near, the most wicked of demons discovered a loophole in the laws of nature. They began to fart, the very gas that created life and breath. With each fart, they became more powerful, and soon they were a force to be reckoned with. The earth was in fear, for the evil demons had created an abyss of gas that would consume everything in its way.

[claws]

Cheese burger, Frankenstein

Frankenstein had always been a bit of a weirdo. Even as a child, he had an interest in science and the strange, which only grew as he got older. One day, he decided to try and make his own Frankenstein's Monster. He took a white cheese burger and put it into a saucepan with some garlic and onion. After a few minutes, he had a monster that looked a lot like himself, but with a different name. Frankenstein was happy with his new creation and decided to name him Frank.

[bob]

eye ball and poop

The ball was so big and round, it was hard to see it at first. But then, as soon as she focused her eyes, she saw it. It was a big, green poop ball. She giggled, and tried to grab it, but it was too big. She started to throw it, but it kept getting bigger and bigger. Finally, she managed to get it, and threw it as far as she could. It sailed through the air and hit the ground with a loud thud.

[Dr. Whom]

evil + fart

Just as the dark Hours were drawing near, the most wicked of demons discovered a loophole in the laws of nature. They began to fart, the very gas that created life and breath. With each fart, they became more powerful, and soon they were a force to be reckoned with. The earth was in fear, for the evil demons had created an abyss of gas that would consume everything in its way.

Now there is idea worth filming. Someone pitch this to Lloyd Kaufman.

[RCMerchant]

Led Zeppelin and chicken liver

"After the death of their father, the Zepplin brothers were left to fend for themselves in an agricultural town in upstate New York. With no one to help them, the Zepplins turned to chicken livers in order to survive. The Zepplins were successful in making a living off their catch, but they were always mindful of their father's wishes. They would always cook their chicken livers in a way that would make them taste as good as possible."


"-off their catch-"
Huh? You have to catch chicken livers?

[bob]

eggs and lava

Lava bubbled and boiled in the oven, and eggs boiled in the pan. The eggs were cooked to perfection, and the cook, a woman named Sarah, was so happy with them that she decided to put them in a basket and take them to the refrigerator.

[chainsaw midget]

Superheroes and cannibalism

Superheroes have become a familiar sight in the city, but one particular superhero is known for his cannibalism. This particular superhero is known as the Masked Avenger and his cannibalism is a result of his need to save the city from disaster.

[bob]

flute and zombies

The flute played jurisdictional lullabies to the zombies as they shuffled through the forest. It was a soothing melody, one that the zombies found soothing in their state of mind. However, the melody didn't last long as one of the zombies caught sight of the flute and started to sing along. The melody was soon joined by the others as they all took up the song. It was a lullaby to the zombies, one that they found comfort in.

[RCMerchant]

 ^ What on this bloodstained dirtball in space is "jurisdictional lullabies"?  

Suzie Creamcheese and gestapo

"Suzie Creamcheese had a bad day. She was working on her project, and then her project was interrupted by her Gestapo boss, who told her she was not allowed to work on her project any longer. Suzie was frightened, but she knew she had to keep going. She was determined to finish her project, and to show her Gestapo boss that she was not afraid. Suzie worked hard, and when her project was finished, she showed her Gestapo boss her project. She was proud of herself, and she knew that she had shown her Gestapo boss that she was not afraid."

How inspiring and life affirming!

[claws]

donuts, Elvis Presley

The donuts were delicious, and Elvis Presley was so happy to have them. He loved the way they smelled and how they tasted. But he knew that he couldn't have them all day, so he put them away in the refrigerator.

ballerina, chainsaw

It was a cold winter day, and the ballerina was performing in the park. She was wearing a green dress, and she had on a pair of chainsaw-like shoes. She was beautiful, and her dance was graceful and graceful.