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THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION SCRIPT PAGE 3
NIX(DURING THIS SCENE WAVE YOUR ARMS BACK AND FORTH SAYING: ASSHOLE, SLUT, ASSHOLE, SLUT... AS APPROPRIATE.) I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interests of America first. American needs a full time President, NOT A PART TIME CROOK! and a full time Congress, particularly at this time...
JanetGosh, that's the third motorcycle that's past us NO IT'S THE FIRST, SLUTS CAN'T COUNT. They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all.
BradYes Janet, life's pretty cheap for that type. DON'T EAT THAT, IT'LL GIVE YOU ZITS!
JanetWhat's the matter Brad darling? THERE'S CUM ON THE WINDSHIELD!
BradHmmm, we must've take a wrong fork a few miles back. FORK YOU!
JanetBut then where did that motorcyclist come from? DETROIT OR TOKYO!
BradWell, I guess we'll just have to turn back.
JanetWhat was that bang? IT WAS A GANG BANG!
BradWe must have a blowout, damn it! JANET! I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. ASSHOLE. Well, you just stay here and keep warm and I'll go for help.
JanetWhere will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.
BradHEY ASSHOLE, WHAT'S WHITE AND SELLS HAMBURGERS? Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I could use. CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES ASSHOLE.
JanetI'm going with you.
BradOh darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet.
JanetI'm coming with you! OR WITHOUT YOU! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman SHE'S HALF RIGHT. and you might never come back again.

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