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THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION SCRIPT PAGE 9
JanetTHE THREE FACES OF JANET WEISS. What's happening here? Where's Brad? Where's anybody? ROCKY STILL CAN'T FIND THE BATHROOM. Oh Brad. Brad my darling. JANET MY SLUT! How could I do this to you? IT WAS EASY, NO IT WAS HARD, THAT'S WHY IT WAS EASY! WOMAN DRIVERS, NO SURVIVORS! Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey. STRIKE ONE! If only the car hadn't broken down. STRIKE TWO! If only we were amongst friends, or sane persons. STRIKE THREE, YOU'RE OUT! Oh Brad! GET PISSED SLUT! What have they done with him. Oh Brad, oh Brad how could you. SHE'S ONLY CRYING BECAUSE SHE CAN'T JUMP THAT HIGH! DON'T BOTHER HIM, HE'S MONSTERBATING. SHIT, NO PRIVACY IN THIS PLACE. Oh, but you're hurt, did they do this to you? Oh here, I'll dress your wounds. I'VE GOT MORE HURT THAN YOU'VE GOT SKIRT LADY! Baby there. HEY JANET, SMILE IF YOU'RE HORNY!
CriminologistEmotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind, vehement or excited mental state. LOOK THAT UP IN YOUR FUCK N WAGNELS! It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed it's slave.
Columbia &
Magenta
Tell us about it Janet.
JanetI KNOW THE SLUT ON THE LEFT AND THE DUMB SHIT ON THE RIGHT, BUT WHO'S THE DICK IN THE MIDDLE? I was feeling done in, couldn't win. The only other I'd kissed before.
ColumbiaYou mean she's? A VIRGIN?
MagentaUh-huh.
JanetI thought there's no use getting into heavy petting. TOO LATE! It only leads to trouble and BED. seat wetting. Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted CUM! blood and I want more.
Columbia &
Magenta
More, more, more.
JanetI'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance. I've got an itch to scratch, FRANKIE HAS CRABS! I need assistance! FUCK-A, FUCK-A, FUCK-A FUCK ME! Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night. LOOKS LIKE A TACO, SMELLS LIKE A FISH, THIS WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE FOR A STICKUP! Then if anything grows, IT WILL. while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down.
Columbia &
Magenta
Down, down, down.
JanetAnd that's just one small fraction of the main attraction. You need a friendly hand and I need action! HEY, THIS IS MORE FUN THAN PLAY-DOUGH! Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night.
ColumbiaTouch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me!
MagentaI wanna be dirty!
ColumbiaThrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
MagentaCreature of the night!
JanetOh! FUCK-A, FUCK-A, FUCK-A FUCK ME! Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me, I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night. ROCKY HORROR ROLL CALL!
Rocky HorrorROCKY! Creature of the night!
BradBRAD! Creature of the night!
Frank-N-FurterFRANKIE! Creature of the night!
MagentaMAGENTA! Creature of the night!
Riff RaffRIFF RAFF! Creature of the night!
ColumbiaCOLUMBIA! Creature of the night!
Riff RaffROCKY! Creature of the night!
JanetCreature of the night! HAVE AN ORGASM BITCH!

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