THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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| Frank-N-Furter | SHOW US SOMETHING SEXY IN GREEN FRANK! EVERYBODY OUT, VIRGINS FIRST, ASSHOLES SECOND, ASSORTED WEIRDOES TO THE REAR. WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Magenta! WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR DRUGS? Columbia! GOOD CHOICE! Go and assist Riff Raff. HE CAN'T GET IT UP! I will entertain, um, ahh... THE CAMERAMAN! |
| Brad | Brad Majors. ASSHOLE! This is my fiancé, Janet Vice. FUCKED UP! |
| Janet | Weiss! |
| Brad | Weiss. |
| Frank-N-Furter | SAY SOMETHING IN FRENCH FRANK! Enchant'. WHAT'S IT MEAN? Well how nice. THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS. And what charming underclothes you both have. THEY'RE FRUIT OF THE LOOM. But here, put these on, they'll make you feel less... VENEREAL? ...vulnerable. SAME THING. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them hospitality. |
| Brad | HORSE BRUTALITY? Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone God damn it. A reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore. IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S SUPER ASSHOLE! |
| Janet | Brad don't be ungrateful! |
| Brad | Ungrateful! |
| Frank-N-Furter | How forceful you are Brad, Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... BIG? ...dominant. GET EMBARRASSED ASSHOLE. You must be awfully proud of him Janet. |
| Janet | ARE YOU A HOOKER? Well yes, I am. |
| Frank-N-Furter | Do you have any tattoos Brad? |
| Brad | ASSHOLES DON'T HAVE TATTOOS. Certainly not! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh well, how 'bout you? SHOW US YOUR BATTLESHIP JANET! |
| Riff Raff | Everything is in readiness Master, we merely await your... ORDER. ...word. DON'T SPILL IT, OH SHIT ALL OVER MY NEW SUIT! |
| Frank-N-Furter | HEY FRANK, WHEN'S THE ORGY? Tonight! My unconventional conventionalists, you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research and paradise is to be mine! THOSE ARE SOME WELL HUNG SPEAKERS. It was strange the way it happened. Suddenly you get a break SNAP IT! and all the pieces seem to fit into place. What a sucker you've been, what a fool. The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen. WHAT WAS YOUR BIRTH? An accident! And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that... WHO GIVES THE BEST BLOWJOBS ON THE ENTERPRISE? ...spark! That is the breath of life. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MASTURBATE? Yes! I have that knowledge. WHAT DEODORANT DO YOU USE? I hold the secret. TO LIFE? To life. ITSELF? Itself! (USE NOISEMAKERS) F! You see, K SPELLS FUCK! you are fortunate, for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be BUTTFUCKED! born! (USE NOISEMAKERS) Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator and step up the reactor power input THREE MORE TRIANGLES! three more points! PUT YOUR HUMP INTO IT RIFF! |
| Janet | Oh Brad! |
| Brad | It's all right Janet! HE'S WORKING SO HARD HE'S GOT STEAM COMING OUT OF HIS ASS! YELLOW MOONS, GREEN CLOVERS, BLUE DIAMONDS, AND PURPLE HORSESHOES! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh Rocky!
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