| Frank-N-Furter | HEY EDDIE GET YOUR ASS OFF THE TABLE! GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES. WHAT KIND OF WINE IS IT? MUST BE TABLE WINE. HEY DR. SCOTT, COVER UP YOUR HARD ON! WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST FRANK? A toast! (THROW TOAST.) To absent friends. |
| ALL | To absent friends. |
| Frank-N-Furter | And Rocky. (PARTY HATS ON SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Rocky... ...shall we? HEY RIFF, DEAL ME A SLICE. HEY ROCKY, EAT LIKE A MARINE, NO EAT LIKE A MARINE OFFICER. |
| Dr. Scott | We came here to discuss Eddie. |
| Columbia | Eddie? |
| Frank-N-Furter | GET PISSED FRANK! That's a rather tender subject, another slice anyone? BRAD GETS IT, JANET GETS IT, DR. SCOTT GETS IT, ROCKY DOESN'T CARE! |
| Columbia | Excuse me... WHAT'S THE MATTER COLUMBIA? YOU'VE EATEN EDDIE BEFORE. YEAH, BUT NOT WITH CATSUP! |
| Dr. Scott | WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but this is worse than I imagined. Aliens! |
| ALL | Dr. Scott! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Go on Dr. Scott, or should I say Dr. Von Scott! SIEG-HIEL! |
| Brad | What exactly are you implying? |
| Dr. Scott | It's all right! |
| Brad | But Dr. Scott! |
| Dr. Scott | That's all right Brad. From the day he was born, NOT THE NIGHT, BUT THE DAY. he was trouble. WITH A CAPITAL T. He was the thorn, NOT THE ROSE, BUT THE THORN. in his mother's side. NOT THE FRONT, BUT THE SIDE. She tried in vain. |
| Criminologist | BUT SHE NEVER TRIED COCAINE. But her never caused her nothing, but shame. LIKE YOUR FUCKING NECK! |
| Dr. Scott | He left home the day she died. GET DOWN SCOTTY! From the day he was born all he wanted, was Rock n Roll porn HI MOM! (WAVE) and a motor bike. Shooting up junk. |
| Criminologist | He was a low down, cheap little punk. YEAH PUNK! |
| Dr. Scott | Taking everyone for a ride! When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no good kid, but when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife... |
| Frank-N-Furter | What a FAG! guy! |
| Janet | Makes you GAG! cry! |
| Dr. Scott | Unt I did! |
| Columbia | Everybody FUCKED. shoved him, I very nearly SUCKED. loved him. I said hey I WANTED WALLET NOT WALL SIZE. listen to me, stay sane inside security, but he TIED ME UP AND PISSED ALL OVER ME. locked the door and threw away the key! |
| Dr. Scott | But be must have been drawn WITH A CRAYON. into something, making him warn, WHO? me in a note which reads... |
| ALL | What's it say, what's it say? |
| Eddie | I'm outta my head. H E D! Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. GOT THAT ONE RIGHT! They mustn't carry out their evil deed! When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no good kid, but when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife... |
| Frank-N-Furter | What a FAG! guy! |
| Janet | Makes you GAG! cry! |
| Dr. Scott | Unt I did! When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no good kid, but when he threatened your life with a BALL POINT PEN! switchblade knife! |
| Frank-N-Furter | What a guy! |
| Janet | Makes you cry! WHAT DOES FAT ALBERT SAY? |
| ALL | Hey, hey, hey... |
| Dr. Scott | Unt I did... WHAT THE HELL IS AN UNT ANYWAY? FRANK, IT'S YOUR TURN TO CLEAR THE TABLE! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh Rocky, YOU HETEROSEXUAL! how could you? SLAP THAT BITCH! |
| Dr. Scott | WHICH WAY, WHICH WAY? This way, this way! |
| Riff Raff | Ha, ha, ha! Shut up!
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