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Title: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM
Take the wish of the last person who has posted and corrupt it in any way you can! Then, post your own wish!

Example:

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted, but it's a vicious Doberman and attacks you.
I wish for a million dollars.

I'll start it off:

I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 04, 2011, 09:38:39 PM

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but without armed conflict to keep the population down third world populations explode and millions who would have been quickly executed die slow, lingering deaths from starvation.

I wish for the power to make myself irresistible to a woman of my choice at will.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 04, 2011, 10:43:45 PM
But she is 19 years old and you die of sexual exhaustion a week later!

I wish . . . hmmm.  I wish my daughter didn't hurt all the time.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 05, 2011, 12:54:58 PM
Granted. Now you hurt all the time.

I wish Batman Forever never existed.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on October 05, 2011, 05:18:31 PM
Granted.. unfortunately, now Batman And Robin exists forever.

I wish I had a billion dollars.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 05, 2011, 05:39:43 PM

I wish I had a billion dollars.

The Sicilian mafia loans you a billion dollars... at 25% monthly interest.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 05, 2011, 05:58:37 PM
Granted.  It just got poured down your underpants!

I wish I didn't have to grade papers tonight!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 05, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Granted. But now you have a huge backup of papers for you to grade every night for the rest of your career.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on October 05, 2011, 06:50:54 PM
Granted but now he's a zombie that chomps on your brain.

I wish I lived in a huge and beaufiful, spacious mansion.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Flick James on October 05, 2011, 07:38:20 PM
Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 05, 2011, 07:49:52 PM
Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.

Granted, but you are confined to a Wal-Mart bathroom for the rest of your life.

I wish for infinity wishes.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on October 05, 2011, 07:56:25 PM
Granted, but some of your anger wishes will come true.

I wish for a root beer.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Mr. DS on October 05, 2011, 08:59:19 PM
Granted but its actually beer made from roots.

I wish Christmas didn't exist. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on October 05, 2011, 09:12:15 PM
Granted.. your name is now Ebenezer Scrooge.

I wish I could fly.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on October 05, 2011, 10:12:59 PM
Granted only now someone mistakes you for a vampire and shoots a wooden stake through your heart.

I wish Superman was real.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 05, 2011, 10:54:21 PM
He is, but he thinks you are Lex Luthor.

I wish I could lose 50 pounds!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 05, 2011, 10:55:16 PM
Granted. You no longer have a torso. I suggest a closed casket funeral.

I wish Uwe Boll would retire.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on October 06, 2011, 05:46:48 PM
Granted.. but only from fishing.

I wish Michael Bay broke his neck.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 06, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: akiratubo on October 06, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.

Granted, but now everyone and everything you touch is fried to a crisp.

I wish I were taller.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 06, 2011, 07:02:57 PM
You are, but your bones are so brittle from stretching you can't walk.

I wish Anne Hathaway would fall hopelessly in love with me.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 06, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
Granted. But shortly after falling in love with you she hits an all time low in her career and has to leave you due to financial problems.

I wish Megan fox could act.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on October 06, 2011, 09:21:18 PM
Granted.  But that alerts Darkseid to Earth, and your city is taken over by parademons.

I wish I could shapeshift into any animal.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: dolemite on October 08, 2011, 03:46:28 AM
Granted, but your always a female and it's mating season.

I wish I could travel through time.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 08, 2011, 05:56:11 AM
Granted, you are now Doctor Who's assistant. Though on your first day with him you- Oh s**t! What's that! Don't blink!

(http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/625/48680/Weeping_Angel.jpg)

You are now dead.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 08, 2011, 08:37:07 AM

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.

Granted, but they become martyrs and inspire dozens of copycat groups. 

I wish there were more hours in a day.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Mr. DS on October 08, 2011, 07:16:22 PM
Granted though now your work schedule has been tripled.

I wish Bill Cosby would stop acting so self righteous.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on October 08, 2011, 07:42:14 PM
Granted, but now all he does is go "Shnizzum shnazzum jello pudding new Coke!" and other such nonsense.

I wish people would just give me money and I didn't have to work for it.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Mr. DS on October 08, 2011, 09:33:30 PM
Granted though its Monopoly money.

I wish people wouldn't p**s on toilet seats.



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 08, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Granted.  Now they poop on them.


I wish I could quit my job and hunt arrowheads full time . . . and still get paid.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 09, 2011, 12:34:28 AM
Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.

I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 09, 2011, 05:29:56 AM
Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.

I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.

Granted, but now they can set things on fire with their mind. b***hing doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

I wish I could fire my sweat like bullets.



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on October 09, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
Granted only now they will eventually ricohet and land inside you.

I wish I had room for an extensive library.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 09, 2011, 03:47:12 PM
Granted. I bulldozed half your house. Plenty of room to build a library now!

I wish someone would make a good Ghost Rider movie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Mr. DS on October 09, 2011, 10:17:49 PM
Done though its now a well directed musical.

I wish bad food was healthy


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 09, 2011, 11:32:31 PM
Granted.  But now water gives you cancer.

I wish I was 25 again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 10, 2011, 01:45:07 AM
Granted.  But now water gives you cancer.

I wish I was 25 again.


Granted, but you have switched bodies with a 25 year old Michael Moore and can only speak in a stereotypical Australian accent.  :tongueout:

I wish I could drive a car made out of diamond.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 10, 2011, 12:47:39 PM
Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.

I wish I was immortal.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: RCMerchant on October 10, 2011, 04:03:41 PM
Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.

I wish I was immortal.
Granted. But you need to drink blood to survive.

I wish I was taller.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on October 10, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Granted, but now your 6'11 1/2"

I wish for a banana.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on October 10, 2011, 06:59:14 PM
Granted but sadly it just isn't ripe.

I wish I had all the time in the world.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 10, 2011, 07:53:17 PM
Granted. You now own every clock on Earth.

I wish I could write better puns.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Mr. DS on October 11, 2011, 09:33:09 PM
Granted though now you are bound for life to make a smart ass reply whenever a "weird news story" is posted. 

I wish fire was edible.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 11, 2011, 10:02:13 PM
Granted, but you really don't want to know what it feels like on the way out.

I wish marijuana was legal.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: RCMerchant on October 11, 2011, 10:18:39 PM
Granted. But now yer a smelly hippie selling jewlery made of beer tabs on a street corner in L.A.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 12, 2011, 09:02:16 AM
Granted. But now yer a smelly hippie selling jewlery made of beer tabs on a street corner in L.A.

I'm cool with that.

Make a wish of your own RC!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 16, 2011, 09:18:59 AM
Seeing that RC hasn't followed up with another wish I'll have to reboot this game with my own.

I wish I had the Scarecrow's fear gas sprayers from "Batman Begins".


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 16, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
Granted, but they are facing the wrong way and render YOU insane . . .



I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 16, 2011, 10:25:15 AM
Granted, but they are facing the wrong way and render YOU insane . . .



I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!

Weird, I played Wish Corruption on another forum and someone made the exact same wish.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 16, 2011, 01:11:27 PM
I'm guessing you're too young to remember those commercials . . . . us boomers can still sing all the lyrics! :teddyr:


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 24, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
Granted! You have been ground up into a hotdog.

I wish for everyone on Badmovies.org to go to one place for a big ass party.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on October 24, 2011, 11:36:04 PM
Granted . . . . but the party is literally inside a big a$$ and now you are all in deep . . . well, you know!  (Except me, since I am now a hot dog!)


I wish I could still do this job I love, but make MILLIONS at it!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 25, 2011, 10:40:11 AM
Granted . . . . but the party is literally inside a big a$$ and now you are all in deep . . . well, you know!  (Except me, since I am now a hot dog!)


I wish I could still do this job I love, but make MILLIONS at it!

Granted... you do the job you love, and make millions of mistakes.

I wish Rotten Tomatoes will start listing my reviews.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on October 25, 2011, 04:51:43 PM
Granted but instead the link to a rip-off reviewer.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on November 02, 2011, 08:07:35 PM


I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Granted-but now your intolerant to everything EXCEPT lactose.  Enjoy your cheese.


I wish I had the power to pull any non-evil character/monster out of a movie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 02, 2011, 11:19:40 PM
Granted.  The Joker just made a pencil disappear into your head, and Hannibal Lecter is sauteeing your liver while he cools a nice Chianti . . .

I wish my computer could handle Skyrim 9 days from now!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Zapranoth on November 02, 2011, 11:50:38 PM
Granted.  But 13 days from now you have such bad wrist tendinitis that you cannot even eat.  You die.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 03, 2011, 09:29:31 PM
Maybe your avatar holds the clue  :wink:

I wish we had more than 7 days in a week.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 04, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
Granted. But this change in the calender has caused confusing in leap year, business hours, daylight savings time, and average paydays, as well as the school system. This confusion has gotten out of hand and the US is thrown into chaos where nobody has a job, businesses are confused, the educational system has shut down and crime is running rampant across the county turning the US into a "Mad Max" style wasteland.

Now you have plenty of days off!

If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: claws on November 04, 2011, 03:32:14 PM
If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!


Granted, but the execution will continue as planned.

I wish I had a monkey that would steal wallets.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on November 04, 2011, 07:51:56 PM
If I could have one last wish... It would be a tasty FIIIIIISSSSHHHH~!!


Granted, but the execution will continue as planned.

I wish I had a monkey that would steal wallets.

Granted but they are only empty wallets.

I wish I had immortality. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 04, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Granted but now you're a bloodsucking vampire who looks like Max Shreck.

I wish I had the power of super speed.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 05, 2011, 12:03:18 AM
Granted but now you're a bloodsucking vampire who looks like Max Shreck.

I wish I had the power of super speed.

Granted, I turned you into Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony, you're fast but you are no longer human or male for that matter and you are constantly laughed at for being a character in a show for little girls.

I wish for supreme power over the wills of all men.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 05, 2011, 09:21:44 AM
Good.  You control every Last Will and Testament in America.  But your ethics keep you from naming yourself as beneficiary.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 05, 2011, 09:47:38 AM
Good.  You control every Last Will and Testament in America.  But your ethics keep you from naming yourself as beneficiary.

I suppose I could make the beneficiary a charity. Ha! Wish UNcorrupted. Once again I have to make a wish for someone who granted one without making one themselves.

I wish I could spend one day with Winston Churchill.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 05, 2011, 12:00:36 PM
Granted, but the day is spent with his moldering corpse, which is a terrible conversationalist.

Sorry I forgot my counter-wish!

I wish . . . that Ronald Reagan could return from the dead and be President again!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on November 05, 2011, 02:21:03 PM
Granted: Except all of Zombie Regan's speaches are now "Braaaaiiiiinnnns Braaaiinnns BRAAAAIIIINSSSS"  And all taxes now paid with said grey matter.



I wish I sing.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 05, 2011, 04:24:53 PM
Granted: Except all of Zombie Regan's speaches are now "Braaaaiiiiinnnns Braaaiinnns BRAAAAIIIINSSSS"  And all taxes now paid with said grey matter.



I wish I sing.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GG7mioDOs4s/TH62EVq9RtI/AAAAAAAAAtM/NnFNbo2g2Oc/s1600/icing.jpg)
Here 'ya go.

I wish I had the powers of every Marvel superhero.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 05, 2011, 07:00:37 PM
You do, but they all are too much for your body to handle and you explode!

I wish our team had won the Homecoming Game today.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on November 05, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
Granted, but the homecoming Dance won't be until your team loses next year.

I wish for lot's o stuff.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WildHoosier09 on November 05, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
granted, massive piles of random junk fall on top of you and you have no where to store it.

I wish my wife liked horror movies


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 05, 2011, 09:23:22 PM
Granted, but she likes to watch them with her new boyfriend, GHouck!!!


I wish I could go to Red Lobster and afford to order the actual lobster!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on November 05, 2011, 10:00:54 PM
Granted, but the price is $135.00, plus tax.

I wish for Christmas stuff to be after Thanksgiving!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on November 05, 2011, 10:15:31 PM
Granted, but the price is $135.00, plus tax.

I wish for Christmas stuff to be after Thanksgiving!

Granted but Thanksgiving is now in August. 

I wish I had a complete collection of every movie ever made. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: claws on November 06, 2011, 12:49:29 AM


I wish I had a complete collection of every movie ever made. 

Granted but they are all on betamax tapes.

I wish I could make home made pizza dough without screwing it up.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 07, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
Granted but now you never leave the house as you spend all your time creating more pizza dough.

I wish I could think of even better wishes.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on November 07, 2011, 08:32:59 PM
Granted. The dough is perfect.  But the toppings are all wrong and you set the oven for only 120 degrees for 60 seconds. 


I wish I could travel to meet a fellow badmovies.org member.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 08, 2011, 08:56:03 AM
Granted. You arrange to meet a badmovies.org member in a hotel. You get there and find that the member is Wyrewizard.

I wish Tim Burton would try his hand at Dracula.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 08, 2011, 09:09:09 AM
Granted. He begins the project but then dies of a terrible heart attack. The studio then hires Michael Bay as a replacement.

I wish sandwiches could talk.



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 08, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
Granted only now they scream at you "Don't Eat Me!" whenever you try to bite into one.

I wish I'd never forget anything.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 09, 2011, 12:05:53 AM
Granted, but your brain outgrows your skull in a vain effort to hold all the extra RAM.

I wish all my EBay auctions would sell every week!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on November 09, 2011, 12:20:25 AM
Granted, but your EBay items draw the attention of a bizarre cult living in rusting schoolbuses out in the desert.

I wish I could speak Russian.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 10, 2011, 09:21:22 PM
Granted. You can now speak the Russian words for "Toast" and "Plunger".

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on November 11, 2011, 01:08:26 AM
Ooops. Killed it.

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.

Granted but it takes an elaborate year long ritual and commands must be 3 letters or less. 

I wish I knew all the answers to improve the condition of everyone in the world. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 11, 2011, 10:34:02 PM
Granted only now you'll never again have a peaceful moment in your life as everyone comes to you to solve their problems.

I wish I could fix machinery like Forge of the X-Men.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on November 11, 2011, 10:50:16 PM
Granted, but the FBI will know about it and will arrest you on the Spot.

I wish for Mardi Gras 24/7!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on November 13, 2011, 12:17:15 PM
Granted. But the constant noise and celebration has caused such commotion Mardi Gras has been permanently cancelled.

I wish there was a woman out there for me.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 25, 2011, 12:42:04 AM
Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on November 26, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.

Granted but a severe drought has reduced water levels to only 3 inches in all waterways.

I wish I could have an easier time relaxing. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on November 28, 2011, 08:03:37 PM
Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.

I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on November 30, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.

I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.

Granted but there are new holidays that involve decorations and gifts, Gift Day and Present Day.  Gift Day is in March and Present Day is in July and involve their own myriad decorations, traditions and retail hijacking.

I wish that life could be simpler. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on November 30, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
Granted.  You're a starving beggar in Calcutta.


I wish life was more like the Elder Scrolls Games . . .


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Couchtr26 on December 02, 2011, 11:57:46 PM
Granted.  You're a starving beggar in Calcutta.


I wish life was more like the Elder Scrolls Games . . .

Granted but we are all now doomed to live in the damned world some idiot has created.

I wish that life was more like Red Dead Redemption. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on December 06, 2011, 01:00:03 PM
Granted. You got mauled by a cougar.

I wish frat boys weren't so dumb.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 19, 2011, 10:53:56 PM
granted, but they will still act like d bags.

I wish for Santa to be dead.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on January 03, 2012, 09:04:07 PM
Granted but now he's replaced by an identical robot replica.

I wish I could ride in the 1960s TV Batmobile.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 11:30:40 AM
Granted.  Thinking he's Batman and you're the Joker, a delusional Adam West shoots you full of Bat Tranquilizer, ties you up and throws you in the back seat of the Batmobile, then drives around endlessly looking for Commissioner Gordon.

I wish I'd asked that girl for her phone number last night.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 12:11:43 PM
Granted, but right after you got the number you noticed her Adam's Apple.

I wish Trevor would wash his undies.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on March 28, 2012, 12:53:58 PM
Granted.  He washed them in your bathtub, and forgot to clean it.

I wish Atari had released the Cosmos. http://www.atarimuseum.com/videogames/dedicated/cosmos/cosmos.html (http://www.atarimuseum.com/videogames/dedicated/cosmos/cosmos.html)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on March 28, 2012, 07:06:19 PM
Granted, but it is sold out and no used copies are available on EBay . . .

I wish that the IRS would be abolished forever!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on March 28, 2012, 09:05:46 PM
Granted!  Now the Government takes everything and gives you what it thinks you need.

I wish Planet of Dinosaurs had a good story to go with the good FX.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on April 20, 2012, 05:58:06 PM
Granted, but it is directed by Michael Bay.


I wish for my feet to stop kicking this dead prostitute.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on April 20, 2012, 06:26:10 PM
Granted.  She just re-animated as a Zombie and bit them off!

I wish Flick James wasn't leaving us.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Doggett on April 30, 2012, 10:05:28 AM
Granted, he shall always be with you. As the front part of your Human Centipede...


I wish my glass was always filled with ice cold Pepsi.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on April 30, 2012, 11:07:55 PM
Granted.  But someone put it on the roof and hid the ladder . . .

I wish I'd had one more night of lecture with the class I finished teaching this evening.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on April 30, 2012, 11:18:20 PM
Granted.  But they all come in stoned and won't remember anything you teach them.

I wish for a new back yard/side yard fence!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on May 12, 2012, 10:45:56 PM
Granted, but it attracts lightning and burns down.


I wish for three wishes.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on August 29, 2012, 01:13:23 PM
Granted, but it attracts lightning and burns down.


I wish for three wishes.

I now give you the Monkey's Paw.  You get three wishes. Be careful.

I wish you well.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on August 31, 2012, 11:03:51 PM
Granted.  You now have turned me into a well.  Thanks a lot!

I wish for an eclair.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 03, 2012, 07:14:27 PM
Granted.  You now have turned me into a well.  Thanks a lot!
Your very welcome!

Quote
I wish for an eclair.
Here's one coupon for a free Hostess eclair.

I wish...for more wishes!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: claws on December 08, 2012, 12:21:15 PM


I wish...for more wishes!

Granted by the Wishmaster only.

I wish people wouldn't put up Christmas trees in November.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 08, 2012, 01:25:39 PM


I wish...for more wishes!

Granted by the Wishmaster only.

I wish people wouldn't put up Christmas trees in November.

Granted....they start putting them up in October.

 I wish I had a new car.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 08, 2012, 01:34:37 PM
Granted!  You are now the proud owner of a new Yugo.

I wish to be...AN ALL-POWERFUL GENI !


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 08, 2012, 01:40:20 PM
Granted....and the first person who finds your lamp is Jessica Simpson who just stares at the pretty lamp.

I wish I was wealthy.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 09, 2012, 09:15:11 PM
Granted, you know have 1 billion North Korean won.


I wish that people would learn to shut up.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: akiratubo on December 09, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
I wish that people would learn to shut up.

Granted.  No one in the world has a mouth, anymore.

I wish people wouldn't leave cans and bottles by the side of bike paths.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 10, 2012, 12:01:27 AM
Granted, but now they are in the path

I wish for a beach house


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 10, 2012, 11:28:19 AM
Granted: here it is.

(http://ghost-town-photography.com/Salton-Sea-3-small.jpg)

I wish I could interview Ed Wood Jr. from beyond the grave.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on December 10, 2012, 03:13:51 PM
Granted: here it is.

([url]http://ghost-town-photography.com/Salton-Sea-3-small.jpg[/url])

I wish I could interview Ed Wood Jr. from beyond the grave.


     Granted- but wasn't he tripped-out enough when he was alive?

I wish to be a superhero.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 10, 2012, 05:59:15 PM
Granted-You are Aquaman.

I wish someone would rub this lamp.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2012, 12:20:28 AM
Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 11, 2012, 01:56:20 PM
Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.
Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on December 11, 2012, 02:39:46 PM
Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.
Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

     GRANTED- You are now Obama's s**t catcher Press Secretary.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: akiratubo on December 11, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.

Granted.  You are now thirty years older and anorexic.

I wish I could make my imagination real.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 11, 2012, 03:14:21 PM

I wish I could make my imagination real.

Granted. Just try not to imagine an elephant slowly crushing your head into a bloody pulp, won't you?

I wish broccoli tasted like candy.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on December 11, 2012, 06:39:36 PM
Granted.  It now tastes like Candy, the 73-year old prostitute who never shaves, has terrible B.O. and hasn't douched since the Eisenhower administration.

I want my own swimming pool!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 11, 2012, 06:52:11 PM
Granted, but it has a hole.

I wish for Atari to come back.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2012, 07:14:16 PM
Granted, now it is the biggest flop in all of history.

I want a turtle as a friend.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on December 12, 2012, 06:51:53 PM
Here you go:
(http://www.bridgesdesign.net/bridgesdesign_2010/food_packaging/7796_ite_Turtles-CandyBar.jpg)
Just remember, friends don't eat each other! (well, not in the literal sense)

I wish for a time machine.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 12, 2012, 08:48:04 PM
Here ya go:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/MontreGousset001.jpg/276px-MontreGousset001.jpg)
It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg))

I wish for $5.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 13, 2012, 12:18:09 PM
Here ya go:
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/MontreGousset001.jpg/276px-MontreGousset001.jpg[/url])
It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: [url]http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg[/url] ([url]http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg[/url]))

I wish for $5.



Granted...you have a crisp new $5 bill....but due to inflation everything costs $6.

I wish it would never get over 90 degrees here.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 13, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999oF


I wish for something stupid.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on December 14, 2012, 04:57:44 PM
Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999oF


I wish for something stupid.


     Ta-DAHHHHHH!

(http://www.godspell.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/The-View.jpg)


      I wish for a good, rare steak.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 14, 2012, 06:00:44 PM
Granted, here it is:
(http://tee2i.org/sites/tee2i.org/files/An%20empty%20plate.jpg)
It's very rare as you can see! :teddyr: :tongueout:

What is this doing on my bed?


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 19, 2012, 01:14:16 PM
Granted, here it is:
([url]http://tee2i.org/sites/tee2i.org/files/An%20empty%20plate.jpg[/url])
It's very rare as you can see! :teddyr: :tongueout:

What is this doing on my bed?


The backstroke....boom chink!

I wish my back didn't hurt.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 21, 2012, 03:06:03 AM
Granted, but now your legs are hurting 10 times worse than your back.

I want to derail this.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on December 25, 2012, 05:40:41 PM
Ok, but you'll have to pay the train company $100000000000000000000000 to get everything back on track.

I wish you a merry little Christmas.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on December 25, 2012, 06:13:26 PM
Granted.  You are now a three foot tall hobbit!

I wish I could eat all I want and be skinny again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 27, 2012, 01:41:36 AM
Granted, but you are now mistaken for a criminal on the run.

I wish for Banana Cream Pie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on December 27, 2012, 01:29:09 PM
Granted....Moe Howard comes to deliver one personally....right in the kisser.

I wish people would be more polite.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on December 27, 2012, 07:28:11 PM
Granted, but now every 4 way stop sign intersection is now jammed.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 23, 2013, 04:07:23 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Alphonsegaston.jpg)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2013, 04:52:29 PM
I wish El Misfit had remembered to make a wish so the game could continue.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 23, 2013, 06:22:59 PM
He did - he just wished for it to be invisible to all losers! :teddyr:

I wish that I could have lived in Julius Caesar's time.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on January 29, 2013, 02:08:57 PM
Granted but your robes keep falling off in public.


I wish I had my own business.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 31, 2013, 08:53:06 PM
Granted!  You are now an independent garbage truck driver.

I wish for the game to continue.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on January 31, 2013, 09:36:58 PM
I wish for the game to continue.

Granted, now you are stuck playing until the end of time.

I wish my puppy was potty trained.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on February 01, 2013, 01:28:17 PM
I wish for the game to continue.

Granted, now you are stuck playing until the end of time.

I wish my puppy was potty trained.

Granted....but now you have a baby elephant that isn't.

I wish I had a well paying job that I enjoyed.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on February 01, 2013, 02:00:19 PM
I wish for the game to continue.

Granted, now you are stuck playing until the end of time.

I wish my puppy was potty trained.

Granted....but now you have a baby elephant that isn't.

I wish I had a well paying job that I enjoyed.

     Granted-but it was making Betamax machines for Sony.

I wish I could still eat like a teenager.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 03, 2013, 04:30:48 AM
Granted, but you now act like a teenagers in modern day as well.

I wish a very comfortable shirt.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on February 04, 2013, 02:56:53 PM
Granted, but you now act like a teenagers in modern day as well.

I wish a very comfortable shirt.

Granted....you have the most comfortable shirt you've ever owned. But your pants are full of tiny spiders.

I wish to take a wonderful vacation.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 08, 2013, 06:20:39 PM
Granted, but it was all virtual reality and your house was robbed and burned.

I wish that the Public Transport was fast and cheap.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on February 08, 2013, 10:45:51 PM
I wish that the Public Transport was fast and cheap.

Granted, now the buses are always full and you can never get a ride.

I wish I would wake up in the morning with the ability to fly like Superman.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 09, 2013, 11:31:19 AM
Granted, but then you fly into a jet engine.

I wish I had a shrubbery.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 09, 2013, 12:17:36 PM
Granted, but it's dead.

I wish that I can ejaculate cola.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on February 12, 2013, 03:45:11 PM
Granted, but it's dead.

I wish that I can ejaculate cola.

Granted....but then both Pepsi and Coke sue you.

I wish losing weight was easier.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on February 12, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
I wish losing weight was easier.

Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on February 13, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
I wish losing weight was easier.

Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

Granted....but you can't find your car keys anywhere.

I wish my tax refund would get here.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on February 13, 2013, 02:04:07 PM
I wish losing weight was easier.


Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.


Granted....but you can't find your car keys anywhere.

I wish my tax refund would get here.


     It was sent by mistake to this lady....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D089zYKWHzg

I wish I had all my teeth.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 13, 2013, 06:17:12 PM
granted, but it's made out of gummy bears.


I wish that logic wasn't so logical, and that the unlogical things seemed logical to people who previously thought that it wasn't logical at all. :tongueout:


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on February 14, 2013, 01:31:48 PM
granted, but it's made out of gummy bears.


I wish that logic wasn't so logical, and that the unlogical things seemed logical to people who previously thought that it wasn't logical at all. :tongueout:
Granted but now everything is so logical and yet just seems logical to those to whom logic means nothing and logical people are confused by all the counter-logic that they make it into a terrible sitcom.

I wish the sky was purple.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on February 16, 2013, 10:10:33 PM
Granted but now you can see all the million beady little alien eyes watching us all.

I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on February 16, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.

Granted, you are handed a drawing of a stopwatch.

I wish I get the job I applied for.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 17, 2013, 12:24:02 AM
I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.

Granted, you are handed a drawing of a stopwatch.

I wish I get the job I applied for.

Granted, but although you thought you were applying for a job in human resources, the job was really for a human urinal.

I wish that my next wish goes to El Misfit.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on February 18, 2013, 09:49:49 PM

I wish that my next wish goes to El Misfit.

Granted. But he wishes his wish goes back to you. You wish it back to him, he wishes it back to you, in an endless game of hot potato.


I wish to never lose my keys again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 19, 2013, 12:05:24 AM
Granted, but now they are inside of your arm.

I wish for more hentai!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on April 02, 2013, 07:36:41 PM
Ok, but it's made by the same people who made Pokemon, so it gives you a seizure.

I wish I could see that episode of Pokemon...


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on April 09, 2013, 06:50:01 PM
Granted, but police breaks down your door to arrest you for suspected DUI.

I wish for GTA IV for PC.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2013, 08:26:04 PM
Granted: you get a Glucose-Tartaic Acid IntraVenous drip to treat your Pancreatic Cancer. (It doesn't help).

I wish I had a delicious pint of Guinness to drink right now.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: pizdatrica on April 13, 2013, 06:44:04 AM
Granted, but some methyl alcohol was accidentally left in it and you go blind.

I wish for a ready-made herbarium for college (I study biology)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on April 13, 2013, 08:55:05 AM
Granted, but the cost of tuition has gone up 120% due to bulls**t cost cuts (like the Pinto $11 cost cut)

I wish for the best chocolate milk right now.


(can someone sticky this, since this is the most thread that is currently replied to right now?)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: pizdatrica on April 13, 2013, 09:09:59 AM
FYI I don't pay for college xD It is not a private college but a government funded one. And I got the free tuition for being one of the top 10 applicants.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but during the milking process sometimes blood gets spilled in the milk, and this "contaminated milk" is used to produce chocolate milk (masking the blood).



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 01:18:26 PM
So I come back to my old thread and what do I find? Someone killed it by not making a wish! Let's take it from the top, people!

I wish there were more Castlevania games on Nintendo DS.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on June 10, 2013, 02:42:55 PM
Granted.  Now there is one more: CASTLEVANIA: DRACULA'S PURSE.  You play as Dracula, who is now a crossdresser with a shopping fetish.  It is the worst Nintendo DS game of all time.

I want a new fence!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 10, 2013, 02:51:26 PM
Granted. But it turns out he's a snitch, and after you buy some stereo equipment from him you're arrested for receiving stolen property.

I want there to be just one summer blockbuster this year that doesn't insult my intelligence.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
Granted. But it turns out he's a snitch, and after you buy some stereo equipment from him you're arrested for receiving stolen property.

I want there to be just one summer blockbuster this year that doesn't insult my intelligence.

Granted, but it's the first 12-hour long movie.

I wish the Xbox ONE didn't suck.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on June 10, 2013, 07:41:45 PM
Okay, it doesn't suck.. but neither does your vacuum cleaner!  It's broke, and you've got crumbs EVERYWHERE!

I want a new art room in my attic.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 11, 2013, 09:11:13 AM
Granted, but the weight made the attic to collapse in your house.

I wish that I have more apple juice.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 11, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Granted, but it's made from rotten apples.

I wish I could download any video game DLC legally for free!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 11, 2013, 10:48:16 AM
Granted, but eh game itself cost almost $400

I wish that the new dryer would be here already.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 12, 2013, 11:22:06 PM
Granted, but eh game itself cost almost $400

I wish that the new dryer would be here already.

Granted. It arrived at your home heavily damaged and unusable.

I wish I could choose whoever I want to be in the next Super Smash Bros. game!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on June 13, 2013, 08:11:40 AM
I wish I could choose whoever I want to be in the next Super Smash Bros. game!

Granted!  Honey Boo Boo has been added to SSBB.  She's unstopable and can never be defeated.

It's June, I wish it would just stop raining!



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 13, 2013, 08:44:55 AM
Granted, but now it is snowing and hailing.

I want a PS4.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on June 13, 2013, 09:22:37 AM
It's here, but it's broken.

I wish someone would take my turn.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 13, 2013, 09:26:07 AM
Granted, but you lose 100 billion dollars.

I wish that EA would go out of business, forever!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 13, 2013, 10:44:49 PM
Granted, but Activision climbed to the top and became even worse than EA.

I wish I owned my own game company.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 14, 2013, 10:13:39 AM
Granted, but Activision climbed to the top and became even worse than EA.

I wish I owned my own game company.

Granted, but your games are panned by everybody.

I wish that roaches didn't live in my house.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on June 15, 2013, 02:22:59 AM
Okay, they live in your car.  And in your workplace.  Enjoy!

I wish for Ms. Pac Man and Crazy Climber arcade machines in my house!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 15, 2013, 11:49:59 AM
Granted, but the machines run on 220 volt and you only have 110 volt.

I wish that TVR (car company) was legal in the US.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 15, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
Granted. But after a month of being in business GM bought out the entire chain and stopped producing most of TVR's cars in the United States.

I wish SNL was funny again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 29, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP LETTING MY THREAD DIE


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on June 29, 2013, 11:27:24 AM
Granted, but it is on life support now.

I wish that it wasn't 100oF outside!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on June 29, 2013, 12:34:37 PM
Granted, but it is on life support now.

I wish that it wasn't 100oF outside!

Granted...it's now 110.

I wish I could go to Australia on vacation.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on June 29, 2013, 03:51:41 PM
Granted, you are now stranded in the outback.

I wish the TRS-80 I found worked.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on July 01, 2013, 01:19:41 PM
Granted, you are now stranded in the outback.

I wish the TRS-80 I found worked.

Granted...it now makes the world's best toast.

I wish I could hit the lottery.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 02, 2013, 10:51:57 AM
Granted, you are now stranded in the outback.

I wish the TRS-80 I found worked.

Granted...it now makes the world's best toast.

I wish I could hit the lottery.

Congratulations! You've been selected to take part in the Hunger Games!

I wish I was a master of pyromancy.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on July 03, 2013, 06:07:17 PM
Granted! Now the government's locked you in an asbestos-lined room to be "studied."

I wish I had butter for my toast.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Doggett on July 04, 2013, 10:56:30 AM
Granted! Now the government's locked you in an asbestos-lined room to be "studied."

I wish I had butter for my toast.

Granted! But its made from the milk of your mother.



I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 04, 2013, 01:36:09 PM
Granted! But its made from the milk of your mother.



I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi

Ah! You jerk! Now the entire universe is filled with Pepsi, and no one can breathe!

Quick! I wish Doggett's wish was reversed!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on July 04, 2013, 06:07:41 PM
Ok, the universe is now full of Coca-Cola.

I wish for bread, with which to make toast.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 06, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
Okay!

(http://www.thesneeze.com/art/prison_wine/3.jpg)

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 06, 2013, 12:14:00 PM

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on July 08, 2013, 02:43:00 PM

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!
Granted...I call an ambulance and they save you just in time. They keep you overnight for observation in a room with Pee Wee Herman.

I wish I had some ice cream.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 08, 2013, 03:07:42 PM

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.


Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!

Granted...I call an ambulance and they save you just in time. They keep you overnight for observation in a room with Pee Wee Herman.

I wish I had some ice cream.


Granted. Here's some bubblegum ice cream.

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/brackets/bracket_images/628/628_small.jpg)

I wish someone would shoot Micheal Bay dead before he makes the Ninja Turtle movie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on July 09, 2013, 01:46:06 PM
Okay.  Unfortunately, he was on his way to apologetically give money to all moviegoers who saw his crappy movies.  Now his family is going to get that money.

I wish for new gutters!



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on July 09, 2013, 01:53:59 PM
Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on July 09, 2013, 02:47:45 PM
Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.

Granted....you derail the thread to such a high level that you have to have a security clearance to post on it.

I wish reality shows would all disappear.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on July 09, 2013, 03:30:59 PM
Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.

Granted....you derail the thread to such a high level that you have to have a security clearance to post on it.

I wish reality shows would all disappear.

     GRANTED: tv, as usual, finds a way to SUCK even more.

I wish I could still eat like a teenager.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: retrorussell on July 09, 2013, 11:19:11 PM
Granted.  You get all the zits that go with it!

I wish for a teriyaki steak.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 12, 2013, 04:24:23 PM
Granted.  You get all the zits that go with it!

I wish for a teriyaki steak.

Okay just gimmie a sec... Hmm... We're out of soy sauce so I guess I could use worcester.

I wish five award winning genius movies came out all in one month.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on July 17, 2013, 04:30:40 PM
Granted!  They came out in 1911, and are now lost.

I wish I could find a lost film.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on July 20, 2013, 08:59:11 PM
Granted!  They came out in 1911, and are now lost.

I wish I could find a lost film.

Granted! They're now making "Lost: The Movie".
It isn't directed by J.J. Abrams, doesn't include the original cast, contradicts most plot points in the original TV series, takes place on a different island, has different characters, lacks plot depth, critic pre-screening warrant scathing reviews ranking below 3% on Rotten Tomatoes and even less post-release from the audience and fans of the original show refer to it as the ultimate betrayal.

I wish I could interview Ed Wood.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Bushma on July 20, 2013, 10:42:14 PM
I wish I could interview Ed Wood.

Granted.  You start asking him question, but his corpse isn't very talkative.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on July 22, 2013, 01:00:57 PM
I wish I could interview Ed Wood.

Granted.  You start asking him question, but his corpse isn't very talkative.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted...your wish comes wonderfully true. Then your nose falls mysteriously off.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on July 22, 2013, 02:36:58 PM
Granted, but only for one second, and then you are blind.

I wish that Valve released Half life 3.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 10, 2013, 09:56:56 AM
Granted.

Features: Locked 480p, FPS caps at 30, Game for Windows LIVE, no release for console, over thirty DLCs needed to play the game properly at $29.99 a piece.

I wish everyone's wishes were cancelled out.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: tracy on August 12, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
Granted.

Features: Locked 480p, FPS caps at 30, Game for Windows LIVE, no release for console, over thirty DLCs needed to play the game properly at $29.99 a piece.

I wish everyone's wishes were cancelled out.

Granted...all wishes are cancelled out,including yours. This creates a huge cosmic loophole that causes wishes to be granted and ungranted for eternity. 

I wish I had a puppy.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on August 12, 2013, 04:13:04 PM
granted, but it chews off your face.

I wish I had more money.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 13, 2013, 05:12:40 PM
granted, but it chews off your face.

I wish I had more money.

You're now being funneled 20% of the Colombian Cartel's cocaine profits. However the DEA is closing in and you have forty-eight hours to relocate.

I wish I could program in any programming language without needing to learn it.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on August 13, 2013, 07:00:30 PM
Granted. Now all keyboards are written in cuneiform picture languages.  Should make typing a breeze.



I wish Anna Torv would just drop the restraining order already.  (I said I was sorry)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 19, 2013, 11:14:48 PM
Granted. Now all keyboards are written in cuneiform picture languages.  Should make typing a breeze.



I wish Anna Torv would just drop the restraining order already.  (I said I was sorry)

Granted. She dropped the order so she could get close enough to kill you.

I wish Fringe had a better final season.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 25, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
I don't think I'm going to force it. I'll let this thread die.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on August 28, 2013, 05:28:06 PM
Granted!  It was so good they brought it back for an even better 5th season.  The writers were sure they were going to get a 6th, so they ended the season on a cliff-hanger.  Unfortunately their production company had a bad year overall; it couldn't afford all the FX work, so the show was canceled anyways.

I wish Irwin Allen's shows weren't canceled prematurely.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on September 24, 2013, 05:40:16 PM
Granted Irwin now doesn't make any shows at all!

I wish for the powers of a god.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: WingedSerpent on October 09, 2013, 09:31:29 PM
Granted Irwin now doesn't make any shows at all!

I wish for the powers of a god.


Granted  Behold the mortal that has usurped Sterculius as the new god of fertilizer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterquilinus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterquilinus).

I wish I wasn't being so lazy this week.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on October 09, 2013, 09:33:32 PM
Granted, but you break your legs while crossing traffic.

I wish that my eyesight was better.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: zelmo73 on October 10, 2013, 01:10:10 AM
Granted, but you will be forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians a la the Ultraviolence/Schick Shadel treatment in A Clockwork Orange for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had the power to make beautiful, busty women have multiple orgasms just by my mere presence in the same room with them.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: alandhopewell on October 10, 2013, 01:11:36 PM
Granted, but you will be forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians a la the Ultraviolence/Schick Shadel treatment in A Clockwork Orange for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had the power to make beautiful, busty women have multiple orgasms just by my mere presence in the same room with them.  :teddyr:

     Granted, but they're lesbians, that's their story, and they're sticking to it.
I wish I could instantly lose about 150 pounds.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: claws on October 10, 2013, 04:51:12 PM
Granted. On your next trip to the UK you shall instantly lose 150 British pounds.

I wish everyday was Halloween.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on October 11, 2013, 09:21:14 AM
Poof! Every day is Halloween, and your front yard is now permanently covered in toilet paper.

I wish the Wi-Fi at the public library didn't cut off at random.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on October 11, 2013, 11:47:13 AM
Ok.  The library cuts of their Wi-Fi FOREVER!

I wish my internet connection wasn't so sloooowwww.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: zelmo73 on October 12, 2013, 01:47:35 PM
Granted. From now on, INSTANT 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!

I wish that Hollywood would quit making remakes/reboots and start making original movies again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on October 13, 2013, 07:58:53 AM
Ka-Chong! Hollywood now only makes completely original films, and they're even worse than the remakes and reboots.

I wish the two Pat Troughton Dalek adventures would reappear fully intact.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on October 31, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
They did! In the 70's...to someone looking for tapes to reuse.

I wish you a Happy Halloween!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on November 05, 2013, 09:17:03 AM
Granted. I had a very happy Halloween. YOUR Halloween however was utterly miserable.

I wish a meteor would hit D.C.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: zelmo73 on November 16, 2013, 01:55:24 PM
Granted! It did, and the meteor's name is Edward Snowden.  :cheers:

I wish that the Chicago Bears would find it within themselves to get to another Super Bowl again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on November 17, 2013, 08:36:04 AM
I wish that the Chicago Bears would find it within themselves to get to another Super Bowl again.

Granted. The colonoscopy results revealed that... Oh wait, did you say Super Bowl? My bad.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on September 28, 2014, 10:42:55 PM
Granted. But the rate goes up $10 every month and they've got you on a two-year contact.

I wish I had a bigger dick.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on September 29, 2014, 07:10:07 AM
Kabing! A 6'8" private detective appears at your doorstep.

I wish SyFy would actually feature some science fiction.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on September 29, 2014, 03:10:01 PM
Your wish is granted but it's the complete collection of Larry Buchanan's sci-fi films...

I wish WWE would fire their writers and get wrestlers to book the matches again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 29, 2014, 03:43:24 PM
Granted. WWE is now pure Greco-Roman wrestling with two men grappling each other and no entertaining storylines or showmanship.

I wish I could dance.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on September 30, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
I'll string up your corpse like a Marionette.

(http://i.imgur.com/uxherBG.png)

I wish John Cena would die in the ring.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: JaseSF on September 30, 2014, 01:55:17 PM
Granted only now he turns into a zombie and we're stuck with him forever.

I wish we could get some movies today that didn't look like every other movie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on October 02, 2014, 12:33:09 PM
Very well.

(http://jeffersonmok.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ass2.png)

I wish the the Duck Dynasty cast would get hit by a semi.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
I wish the the Duck Dynasty cast would get hit by a semi.

Granted, but news of their hospitalization and recovery is now plastered on every major news network.

I wish that the Kardashians were no longer relevant.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on March 21, 2015, 09:22:40 PM
Granted, now Paris Hilton is relevant again.

I wish Lucifer would give me my soul back.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on March 21, 2015, 11:40:15 PM
Granted, but it's a Nike sole now.

I wish Kanye West would colonize Pluto.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on March 21, 2015, 11:53:47 PM
Granted, but he's the one to make first contact with extraterrestrial life. A few years later, Earth is obliterated by a non-copyright-infringing version of the Death Star.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 22, 2015, 10:12:07 AM
Wish not granted. I grant you your darkest fear instead.

I wish I'd get that money I loaned out back.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on March 23, 2015, 06:25:55 AM
Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish The Dresden Files series hadn't gone bad with Changes.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: A.J. Bauer on March 23, 2015, 10:02:48 AM
Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish The Dresden Files series hadn't gone bad with Changes.

Granted. Now every other show that you like stars Chris Tucker in drag.

I wish Fringe was a Netflix original.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on March 23, 2015, 02:10:20 PM
Granted, but all the actors are replaced by members of the Kardashian and Hilton clans.

I wish Fox hadn't cancelled Firefly.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 23, 2015, 10:16:07 AM
Granted, but all the characters have been replaced with ewoks, gungans and Meagan Fox.

I wish I was...a lumberjack.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on June 23, 2015, 03:05:31 PM
Wish granted. You cut down trees, you wear high heels, suspenders and a bra . . .



I wish that Rachel Dolezal and Caitlyn Jenner would get locked in an elevator together for all eternity.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 23, 2015, 07:57:59 PM


I wish that Rachel Dolezal and Caitlyn Jenner would get locked in an elevator together for all eternity.

Granted, but you're stuck in there with them.

I wish I owned a copy of "The Apple" soundtrack.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 07:38:51 PM
Granted, but the supplier accidentally switched the CD with a Jonas Brothers disc.

I wish turtles could talk.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on June 26, 2015, 03:09:56 AM
Granted but instead of talking, they endlessly sing the greatest hits of bands like New Kids On The Block and The Spice Girls.

I wish someone else would do all the paperwork that comes across my desk.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on June 26, 2015, 02:53:32 PM
Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 27, 2015, 10:49:08 AM
Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.



Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on July 02, 2015, 06:13:35 AM
Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.




Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!


Wish granted. Now we're best pals!
FOREVER.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v9uk8PpgGFI/UARNuTgNyDI/AAAAAAAAABU/AuQsqyvEyZ4/s1600/0215a51b6b1f7d66dc4a2932a25e4b0d.jpeg.png)

I wish that I wouldn't get the trots whenever I eat fried food.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Gene Worm on November 28, 2015, 12:22:28 AM
Granted. But you will get the trots whenever you eat something that isn't fried.

I wish I was able to watch every monster movie and TV show in existence, including lost ones.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on November 30, 2015, 06:01:51 AM
Granted, but they are all dubbed in a language you don't understand with no subtitles.


I wish someone else would pay all my bills for me.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Gene Worm on November 30, 2015, 04:29:16 PM
Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 01:33:19 PM
Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).

Granted, but you discover that you're alergic, and break out in hives.  Then the hives hatch into wasps.

I wish wasps were extinct.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on January 16, 2017, 12:36:09 AM
Granted but millipedes learn to fly to fill that ecological niche instead.

I really wish that occasionally I could manage to sleep more than 4 hours a night.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Zapranoth on January 16, 2017, 01:44:38 AM
Granted.  You manage to sleep four hours and five minutes every Friday night.

I wish that Joss Whedon would travel back in time, shoot seven more Firefly seasons with all original crew and cast and writers, etc, and that all said seasons would be then brought forward in time to me now, in original English, in a digital format I can use, and that I'd get to watch them all and they'd be wonderful.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on January 16, 2017, 11:53:42 AM
Granted. However, thanks to a brain aneurysm resulting from a side-effect of time travel, the underlying storyline of the series becomes an incomprehensible mess and most of the episodes are uniformly terrible.

I wish both major party candidates had suffered fatal strokes shortly before the presidential election.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 16, 2017, 01:13:05 PM
Granted, but their replacements were David Duke and Lyndon Laroush.


I wish I could be more grateful for what I have and less resentful over what I don't.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 17, 2017, 10:07:05 AM
Ok, but it involves psychological surgery.

I wish for a pet dragon.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 17, 2017, 07:44:48 PM
Granted, but he eats your entire family and uses your bedroom for a litterbox.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had settled the election in a steel cage death match.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2017, 11:16:07 PM
Granted, but he eats your entire family and uses your bedroom for a litterbox.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had settled the election in a steel cage death match.
Granted; but whoever won we're still up sch!tz creek without a paddle... 

I wish that everybody agreed. 


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on January 18, 2017, 04:03:56 AM
Granted, but no one will tell you what it is that they all agreed on.

I wish my numbers would come up so I could win a stupidly large amount of money and retire to a private island which I could outfit as my evil lair.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 18, 2017, 08:51:50 AM
Granted, but you forgot to follow the Evil Overlord List http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html (http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html), & wind up in super villain prison.

I wish someone would clean my room.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on January 18, 2017, 10:27:30 AM
Granted, but you forgot to follow the Evil Overlord List [url]http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html[/url] ([url]http://www.worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html[/url]), & wind up in super villain prison.

I wish someone would clean my room.


Done! But alas they discover all the love letters you wrote to Kanye West's housekeeper.

I wish The Walking Dead would bring Don Knotts back as a zombie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on January 19, 2017, 06:06:27 PM
Granted! But he starts singing as soon as he comes on screen.

I wish I'd burned those letters.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 19, 2017, 07:21:21 PM
Granted, but the author made copies and gave them to THE ENQUIRER.

I wish my toenails weren't so ugly.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: javakoala on January 20, 2017, 04:08:29 PM
Granted, but a collector of rarities falls in love with your feet and has them cut off to add to her collection.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on January 23, 2017, 01:58:39 AM
Granted, but it'll be a three hour round trip to get what you want.

I wish I could just forget the bad stuff that's happened in the past.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2017, 08:35:28 AM
Granted, but now you're doomed to make exactly the same mistakes in the future.

I wish I could lose just five more pounds.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on January 23, 2017, 09:51:31 AM
Granted, but now you're doomed to make exactly the same mistakes in the future.

I wish I could lose just five more pounds.

Alakazam! Exactly five pounds worth of flesh below your right mid-thigh is bitten off by an irate elephant.

I wish could read at 20,000 words per minute with perfect information-retention, and this gift would not result in me being kidnapped/pressed into service to another, that I would not lose my eyesight in the future, or that books would go extinct, or that I'd only have to read books I found lame, or that I'd die before I got to use the gift for a while, or go to prison, in fact I'd be happy with it and life would be great. (Gauntlet down. Get creative!)



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on January 23, 2017, 03:27:23 PM
Granted. However, the perfect retention results in your brain's memory storage reaching capacity rather quickly. As a result, all your non-reading memories (family, friends, basic social interactions, how to not poop yourself, etc.) are deleted.

I wish I was capable of getting a good night's rest and wake up refreshed in the morning.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Sitting Duck on January 23, 2017, 03:33:26 PM
Addendum to the previous wish granting: Even so, you find yourself content to wallow in your own filth.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 23, 2017, 06:11:45 PM
Dang, I was gonna take that one!  OK, the cycle is broken.

I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted.


CORRUPT THAT!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2017, 07:22:21 PM
Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2017, 08:07:27 PM
No one ever corrupted Sitting Duck's wish, so I will: granted, you rest so peacefully that you sleep right through the burglars who completely wipe you out.

Someone else can corrupt El Misfit's wish above.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 23, 2017, 09:40:03 PM
Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!!!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :hot:


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2017, 10:15:01 PM
Granted, but you have bamboo instead of regular grass on your lawn.

I wish that the ice maker in my freezer wasn't broken.

WAIT! By granting my wish, you violated it.

I AM INCORRUPTIBLE!!!!!!!!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :hot:

"I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."--Indy

Not granted---all your hopes and dreams fail, including your wishes for good fortune for your loved ones. You die the unhappiest of men, broken and alone.

I wish that the ice maker in El Misfit's freezer wasn't broken.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 23, 2017, 11:27:15 PM
I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!!  :wink:

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 24, 2017, 08:44:24 AM
I would foil that by simply wishing death and destruction on all that I love, and then sit back and watch them prosper!!!  :wink:

Granted, but now instead of ice cubes it turns the whole refrigerator into a giant block of solid ice.

Make a new wish!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on January 24, 2017, 05:52:18 PM
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 24, 2017, 06:42:36 PM
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner!!!

Not granted, due to you previously wishing "I wish that no wish I make could ever be granted."

I wish I had an awesome major weiner.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on January 24, 2017, 06:48:34 PM
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a 2 story tall wiener dog!

I wish my hair didn't get long.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: javakoala on January 28, 2017, 05:29:07 PM
Granted, but your hair is locked in with the worst haircut EVER!

I wish Zach Snyder would go away and never be heard from again by anyone.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on February 18, 2017, 11:49:02 AM
Ok, but studios hire Uwe Boll in his place.

I wish I could think of a wish...


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on February 18, 2017, 05:16:17 PM
Granted, but right after thinking of the perfect wish to make, you forget what it was.

I wish John Carpenter would find his mojo and make another good movie.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2017, 09:33:50 PM
Granted, but you never see it, because the movie is a documentary about your own gruesome death.

I wish I could relive the night I lost my virginity.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on February 18, 2017, 10:45:24 PM
Granted, but your parents walk in on you.

I wish that weather would stay consistent.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: dean on February 19, 2017, 04:52:53 AM
Granted, but it's consistantly thunderstorming so you can never play golf again.

I wish my baby would stop crying


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 19, 2017, 11:04:36 AM
Granted, but now all those excess tears are streaming out somewhere else. Hope you like changing diapers.

I wish for good fortune for whoever grants this wish.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on February 20, 2017, 02:30:03 AM
Granted, but all their good fortune comes at your expense.

I wish I could find where I put my bank card.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on February 20, 2017, 11:05:54 AM
Granted - but it's at the bottom of a newly filled 200 hectare reservoir.
I wish the weather was nicer today.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on March 03, 2017, 02:46:47 PM
Granted, but you'll be stuck inside all day doing something.

I wish that small town life wasn't boring.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2017, 10:11:14 AM
A platoon of brain-eating zombies will sure liven things up!

I wish I had the perfect present to give my niece for her birthday today.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on March 05, 2017, 03:39:34 PM
Granted! You find the gift she wants most, but when you arrive to give it to her, you find she's run off and joined Scientology's Sea-Org on a ten-year mission.

I wish I owned the moon.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Dark Alex on March 05, 2017, 04:43:42 PM
Granted but the propery taxes leave you bankrupt.

I wish I had enough time to do all the things I'd like to do.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: cqmorrell on March 23, 2017, 12:02:07 PM
You're fired.

I wish that the zombies would stop making such racket. (But I can probably fix that.  :tongueout:)


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on March 23, 2017, 12:40:11 PM
You find quiet inside a zombie's gizzard.

I wish I had a phone that'd let me talk to anyone in history.



Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on March 23, 2017, 01:22:03 PM
Granted, but the time link fees are $200 a minute.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on March 23, 2017, 01:32:15 PM
A bargain!

And you didn't make a wish!!! Rules, dude, rules! Ten points from Gryffindor, say I.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on May 14, 2017, 04:33:46 PM
Since Indy made no wish, I'll answer ERs again.

Granted! But it makes you the target of the cigarette smoking man.

I wish message boards were popular again.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on June 13, 2017, 03:12:28 PM
I wish websites would stop closing!


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on June 13, 2017, 04:14:03 PM
Granted, but they now require you to change your password every 12 hours, and you can never use the same password twice!

I wish my books would all vault to the top of the NYT Bestseller List and stay there for a year.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on June 13, 2017, 06:55:08 PM
Granted, but they now require you to change your password every 12 hours, and you can never use the same password twice!

I wish my books would all vault to the top of the NYT Bestseller List and stay there for a year.

Granted, but then one dark night you meet your very own version of Annie Wilkes.

I wish I could control other people's dreams.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: Pacman000 on June 20, 2017, 04:58:10 PM
I wish I could control other people's dreams.
Your wish is....GRANTED!

But no one remembers the dreams you've influenced.

I wish I could find my copy of Pokemon Blue.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: ER on September 13, 2017, 10:41:47 AM
I wish I could control other people's dreams.
Your wish is....GRANTED!

But no one remembers the dreams you've influenced.

I wish I could find my copy of Pokemon Blue.  :bluesad:

Granted! You find it at your local thrift store, in the shopping cart of the town bully.

I wish I could instantly create peace, health, abundant resources, and happiness on this planet.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: indianasmith on September 13, 2017, 10:59:49 PM
Granted, but everyone dies of boredom because mankind requires conflict to survive.

I wish I had another couple of hours to hang out on the PC tonight.


Title: Re: Wish Corruption Game
Post by: El Misfit on September 30, 2017, 03:42:58 PM
Granted, but the internet is down.

I wished that it would rain and cool things down.