Welcome b-movie fan. Here is a safe place to indulge in your more unsavory cinematic tastes. You watch them after family members go to bed, your significant other screws up their face in disgust every time you linger over Galaxina. Once, a friend even hit you for renting something really awful. That is all going to change. Here is a website where you can read reviews, talk with other b-movie fans, and glorify the genre. I am Andrew Borntreger, I am with the government, and I am here to help.
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Julie Newmar resurrects the ghost of her dead lover, Captain Howdy, and sics him on the residents of Hellview, Oregon. Anyone killed by the towering ghost come back as zombies who constantly repeat the phrase, "What difference does it make?"
Lesson Learned:
 Striking someone in the small of their back with an axe will cause them to say, "Ow." |  |
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| Fair use is how review websites use copyrighted material without first securing permission from the copyright holders. However, I believe many webmasters (and readers) are a little foggy about this part of copyright law. I hope that my article will help to explain the subject. |  |
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When their magical items suddenly run out of juice, the kids are left up a Greyhawk creek without a paddle+3. Is there a way to recharge the weapons, or has Vengar finally won?
Something to watch for:
2 mins - Now you are just another blond-haired kid with freckles and a leather barbarian outfit. You wouldn't last ten minutes in Sing Sing. |  |
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Reader review by KYGOTC. A young boy discovers that the local funeral home is filled with horror and mystery. Flying metal spheres with drill attachments, a shapechanging Tall Man, and drums filled with killer Jawas are just the start of Michael's nightmare.
Lesson Learned:
George Lucas has never seen Phantasm. |  |
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| SCREENERS |
Due to the volume of submissions, I am unable to accept screeners for review.
This is a pity, because I have seen a number of hidden gems via screeners. On the other hand, I have also been subjected to true torture by certain sadistic director/producers.
Information about new films can be posted in the Press Releases and News section of the forum. | |
| WEBMASTER'S NOTES |
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Due to weird b-movie stuff, this website is intended for teens and older. There are currently ZERO bare breasts on this website.
(Unless a stripper is lying on the server.) | |
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