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MY DEMON LOVER - 2 Slimes
Rated PG-13
Copyright 1987 New Line Cinema
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Kaz - Good guy at heart who is cursed with turning into a demon whenever, ahm, aroused.
  • Denny - Pretty blonde with the worst luck in men, she falls head over heels in love with Kaz of course.
  • Sonia - Denny's oversexed friend.
  • Fixer - Street psychic who understands Kaz's problem.
  • Phil Janus - Detective trying to solve "The Mangler" murder case. Seems he porked Sonia once or twice.
  • Charles - COMPLETE DORK. He is also "The Mangler" and cursed like Kaz is. Stabbed with a demon killing knife and explodes.

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The Plot: 

I'm dedicating this one for Valentine's Day, can't say I didn't enjoy the soundtrack though. The 80's were good for something besides sex it seems... (Thank goodness, I was in high school and there are only minor amounts of that flying around.) ...and that's bad movies! What a fine piece of work a film is when some guy sprouts horns and wings when a girl bounces by sans bra. Poor Denny is cursed, she always manages to pick up scum bags - big deal sister we're all bums - and her last boyfriend stole everything. So she runs into Kaz, who is a bum, and turns into a monster upon arousal. He's such a nice guy and it is what's inside that counts. (Hehehehe!) These two goofballs fall in love after she feeds him a "fruitburger," he spends half the film calling her that too. "Hey Fruitburger wanna take a shower?" Great line, classic. While trying to deal with the fact that Kaz transforms into something disgusting every time they attempt intimacy there's another problem - the Mangler. Seems that women are being attacked and Kaz is afraid he's doing it during his transformations. Charles is the demon to blame, along with being a COMPLETE STEREOTYPED DORK he's also a Pzotossesky (You listen to them say it a few times and then get critical about my spelling.) like Kaz. Except he's a violent one with full control over the curse. So those two fight it out on top a castle, in Central Park, to see who gets the girl. This was a pretty fun film, especially the totally random guy who burps, expires, and falls face down in the plate of health food muck he was eating. Not a first date movie, get a relationship going first or you'll end up single again.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • When your boyfriend steals all the furniture it's fairly safe to say the relationship is over.
  • New York subway trains change colors and tracks.
  • Never make eye contact with a dork.
  • Health food puree will kill you.
  • Fruit burgers are NASTY.
  • Glass doorknobs make cheap crystal balls.
  • Curio shops stock genuine demon slaying daggers.
  • Satan hates chocolate.
  • Your mother's head is full of mustard. (Not explaining that one.)
  • Climbing a ladder in tight jeans is difficult.
  • There is a GIANT MEDIEVAL CASTLE in the middle of Central Park, NYC.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 5 mins - Gads I hate these guys. Go play your saxophone on some other train you bum!
  • 14 mins - No clothes your size in the store or is this the 80's?
  • 28 mins - Two second rule at work.
  • 39 mins - ROWL!
  • 40 mins - His ear just sucked into his head!
  • 42 mins - Thought he was going to say "herpes" didn't you?
  • 55 mins - Go on, kiss him, it's only a mild case of possession.
  • 60 mins - Clean your face.
  • 68 mins - Door's locked. Hehehehehe!
  • Ending Credits - There was a part called "Frumpy Woman?"

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note demonlover1.wav Denny: "Chip and I have been seeing each other almost two months! That's practically a relationship. You can't have him arrested it'll ruin everything!"
Green Music Note demonlover2.wav Fixer: "You didn't go and do something stupid I hope? You didn't go and fall in love?"
Green Music Note demonlover3.wav Fixer: "Can't you see I'm busy? You can't take it, go back to Jersey!"
Green Music Note demonlover4.wav Kaz: "Wait, wait, if I'm possessed."
Fixer: "Pzotossed!"
Kaz: "Whatever, how come this only shows up when I get horny?"
Green Music NoteTheme Song Listen to a clip from the soundtrack.

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Kaz battles horrible special effects.

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My Demon Lover
Reply #9. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by VA
This an ok film. I hope just because they're demons doesn't mean they are trying to compinstate for something else(wink wink nod nod). If anything I wouldn't mind my husband becoming a demon himself once and awhile.(though there doestn't need to be an extremly ugly one)
My Demon Lover
Reply #10. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Viper
My God, I thought this movie didn't actually exist. I thought I frigging imagined it. I don't give a flying monkey's sh*t about trying to be ironic or whether it's so bad it's good and then back to bad again and it's badness is only actually bad when it's good- all I remember is that I once adored this stupid movie. As a clearly disturbed and sexually precocious kid, I thought it's central premise was the coolest thing in the world. Of course, I'll probably watch it now and think it's the worst thing since I Married A Vampire, but once, it was loved.

It was honestly loved by me.
Re: My Demon Lover
Reply #11. Posted on March 10, 2008, 03:58:07 PM by Giant Claw Jr
He looks kind of like the bullman from THE ISLAND OF DR MURO Lookingup
Re: My Demon Lover
Reply #12. Posted on February 06, 2009, 09:04:17 AM by Kiim
I was looking for this movie and thought about your website. Found it, and other cool movies to watch  hot hot hot hot hot
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