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DEMON WIND - 2 Slimes
Rated R
Copyright 1990 Demon Wind Productions Limited
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Corey - A young man looking for the farm where his family was killed years ago.
  • Elaine - Corey's girlfriend, she wears panties with a red heart sewn over the left buttock.
  • Dell - Muscular, blonde, dumb guy who apparently owns Terri.
  • Terri - Dell's girlfriend, a huge step back for women's rights.
  • Jack - The token nerd with no combat abilites at all, he's the last to die of course.
  • Bonnie - Girls do find nerds attractive, really.
  • Chuck - Terri's old boyfriend who is a martial arts master, champion hackeysack player, and magician.
  • Styx - The other magician, tends to talk with his eyes closed.
  • Willie and Renee - Fodder.

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The Plot: 

Special effects that look like they were drawn on the film with a crayon along with masses of demonic nonsense, drop a cast into this including some dude wearing a magician outfit and you're all set. Even though it makes me thump my noggin I like the "kick the can" scene and when Corey suddenly turns into a bald elf! When the cast begins to thin out a carload of other people, who we had no idea were showing up, arrive. Look for the hologram box folks (yep, hologram cover) next time at the video store.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Dropping a snowglobe on the floor will cause your house to explode.
  • Human skeletons naturally remain intact even when hanging from a cross.
  • Speaking Latin causes earthquakes.
  • Having Satan in the area is worse on car batteries than leaving your lights on all night.
  • When trapped in an otherworldly house, in the middle of the night, with a half naked demonic woman calling you - for pete's sake don't go outside.
  • Multiple gunshots will not wake your friends up.
  • When you start running low on friends the others, that you totally forgot about, will show up.
  • Shotguns hold about, oh twenty rounds. Pistols at least a dozen.
  • Possessed people continously spit up pancake batter.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 10 mins - Why is this girl pointing a stick at the car?
  • 12 mins - Corey is dreaming about talking to his dead grandmother, in the middle of the night, while he's naked at a gas station... ...oh to hear Freud's spin on this.
  • 21 mins - Corey says, "Oh yeah." but his mouth never moves.
  • 30 mins - Okay, everyone walk this way offscreen but don't look at the camera. I said don't look at the camera damn it!
  • 81 mins - Where the heck did Bonnie come from and why is that thing chowing on her?
  • 84 mins - Holy cow! Corey turned into a bald elf!
  • 92 mins - Hello? Sound guy, could we get some sound in here?
  • Ending Credits - I can't read them, at all. Must've been the sound guy's brother.

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note demonwind1.wav Waitress: "We have beer, Coke, water and goat's milk."
Green Music Note demonwind2.wav Elaine: "His thing's about this big."
Green Music Note demonwind3.wav Dell: "Skinny little chickenshit, I'll shove that Karate crap up your ass!"
Chuck: "Be my guest."
Green Music Note demonwind4.wav Dell: "Crazy! All of you! You're all crazy!"

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Video Clipdemonwind1.mpg - 2.2m
At first we think that the demon might eat Corey and Elaine, but then the special effects man steps in. That is, if you feel comfortable calling these effects "special."

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Demon Wind
Reply #1. Posted on July 10, 1999, 02:07:53 PM by Squishy The Squid
I gotcha Demon Wind right here, filmmakers. Two excellent points in the review: (1) how does junk like this and UNCLE SAM and JACK FROST wind up with a hologram box, which probably costs more than the movie did, and (2)why does Hollywood push the idea that gorgeous women always find geeks (and misshapen oafs like Homer Simpson)so irresistably attractive? Oh wait, I know the answer to that one...
Demon Wind
Reply #2. Posted on November 28, 1999, 04:24:08 AM by cdeason@nts-online.net
Demon Wind was really an interesting film. It had stock characterization, plot, and film techniques for this particular genre. You really need to lighten up and use your imagination.  It was actually pretty scary if you think about it.
Demon Wind
Reply #3. Posted on July 18, 2000, 01:02:25 PM by Joseph Ulibas
This is a perfect example of a horrible film that is rather entertaining.  Repeated viewings on cinemax from 90-94 made
my teen years interesting.  It's full of bad cliches such as
1.kicking zombie ass and saying you've beaten them before going inside for safety,2.)not listening to the old man who turns out to be satan's henchman,3.)Bringing your slave of a woman that leads to your own death,'Hey, that's why I bring her with me', 4.) expression on zombie's face when he nearly got to possess the hero's girlfriend, 5.) If you see a cabin with on wall and you peek through the front door and see and entire house inside, don't go in!!! 6.) Nintendo should sue the filmmakers for stealing their teleportation wind from Legend of Zelda and Super Mario Bros. 3.
The acting was bad, the dialogue was cheezy and the plot was hokey but it's a fun watch. Beware young yuppies, watch out
for the cream of mushroom soup!!
Demon Wind
Reply #4. Posted on August 11, 2000, 03:03:50 PM by Chris K.
Rip-off of THE EVIL DEAD, people! EVIL DEAD is better than this stinky-piece-of-green-cheese flick. DEMON WIND is definatly full of wind alright. Avoid at all costs and see THE EVIL DEAD instead. Or just don't listen to me, be a dumbass, rent DEMON WIND, watch it, torture yourself silly, take it back to the video store, and discover that you have just wasted three bucks on a hopelessly bad film. And if you do that, go back to the video store, rent EVIL DEAD, watch it and get the crap scared out of you, take it back the next day and discover that EVIL DEAD was copied by DEMON WIND. But if you do listen to me, if you see DEMON WIND on the horror shelf hide it behind some other videos in the store. Trust me, you will be doing both me and everybody else a favor.
Demon Wind
Reply #5. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by bobby johnston
I HAD THE PLEASURE OF WORKING IN THIS FILM WAY BACK IN 1989
I PLAYED THE CHARACTER OF "DELL". (BOBBY JOHNSTON).
WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IS THAT THE FILM WAS MADE FOR
$300,000 . FOR THE BUDGET IT WAS PRETTY ENTERTAINING.
Demon Wind
Reply #6. Posted on June 30, 2001, 01:27:52 AM by Robert
This movie was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I feel 5% dumber having watched it. I suggest that everyone write the maker and tell him to throw himself off of a cliff.
Demon Wind
Reply #7. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by CrazedCURLYQ
This was the most pointless, mindnumbing movie I've ever seen. I've never felt so drained after watching a movie. At this time I feel like running out in front of a large car...better yet, maybe a semi. The only good thing abuot the whole movie was watching it with my guy, who thank the lord, is not a victim of the movies mullet craze. PLease, if you have any integrity for yourself, call your local movie store and request it be taken off the shelves today...and as robert said, WRITE A NOTE TO THE PRODUCER..tell him he should lay off the dosia.
Demon Wind
Reply #8. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Chris1
I too made a mistake of renting this movie about ten years ago at my local supermarket. I think the cover put me in a trance just the way the covers of Uncle Sam and Jack Frost did two years ago. I think thats how they make us buy or rented this never shouldn't been made movies. It stinks for the begining to the end and somebody tell me why they have to killed off the hottest girl in the film the one in the black hair. She was the one with her boyfriend last couple to come and they killed her off in that stupic barn.
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