DEMON WIND
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| Rated R
| | Copyright 1990 Demon Wind Productions Limited
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'
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- Corey - A young man looking for the farm where his family was killed years ago.
- Elaine - Corey's girlfriend, she wears panties with a red heart sewn over the left buttock.
- Dell - Muscular, blonde, dumb guy who apparently owns Terri.
- Terri - Dell's girlfriend, a huge step back for women's rights.
- Jack - The token nerd with no combat abilites at all, he's the last to die of course.
- Bonnie - Girls do find nerds attractive, really.
- Chuck - Terri's old boyfriend who is a martial arts master, champion hackeysack player, and magician.
- Styx - The other magician, tends to talk with his eyes closed.
- Willie and Renee - Fodder.
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| Special effects that look like they were drawn on the film with a crayon along with masses of demonic nonsense, drop a cast into this including some dude wearing a magician outfit and you're all set. Even though it makes me thump my noggin I like the "kick the can" scene and when Corey suddenly turns into a bald elf! When the cast begins to thin out a carload of other people, who we had no idea were showing up, arrive. Look for the hologram box folks (yep, hologram cover) next time at the video store. |
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- Dropping a snowglobe on the floor will cause your house to explode.
- Human skeletons naturally remain intact even when hanging from a cross.
- Speaking Latin causes earthquakes.
- Having Satan in the area is worse on car batteries than leaving your lights on all night.
- When trapped in an otherworldly house, in the middle of the night, with a half naked demonic woman calling you - for pete's sake don't go outside.
- Multiple gunshots will not wake your friends up.
- When you start running low on friends the others, that you totally forgot about, will show up.
- Shotguns hold about, oh twenty rounds. Pistols at least a dozen.
- Possessed people continously spit up pancake batter.
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- 10 mins - Why is this girl pointing a stick at the car?
- 12 mins - Corey is dreaming about talking to his dead grandmother, in the middle of the night, while he's naked at a gas station... ...oh to hear Freud's spin on this.
- 21 mins - Corey says, "Oh yeah." but his mouth never moves.
- 30 mins - Okay, everyone walk this way offscreen but don't look at the camera. I said don't look at the camera damn it!
- 81 mins - Where the heck did Bonnie come from and why is that thing chowing on her?
- 84 mins - Holy cow! Corey turned into a bald elf!
- 92 mins - Hello? Sound guy, could we get some sound in here?
- Ending Credits - I can't read them, at all. Must've been the sound guy's brother.
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Dialog |  | demonwind1.wav
| Waitress: "We have beer, Coke, water and goat's milk."
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| Elaine: "His thing's about this big."
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| Dell: "Skinny little chickenshit, I'll shove that Karate crap up your ass!"
Chuck: "Be my guest."
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| Dell: "Crazy! All of you! You're all crazy!"
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| Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| | Watch a scene | VIDEO | MPEG video files | |
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| At first we think that the demon might eat Corey and Elaine, but then the special effects man steps in. That is, if you feel comfortable calling these effects "special."
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Reply #17. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Anders
I can't believe it.
This movie is on the Horror Channel in UK right now, and my gawd is it cheesy :-)
It's unbelievably trashy, which is why we are watching it. It's so bad it deserves to be special :-)
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Reply #18. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Joseph Ulibas
Despite my harsh review of Demon Wind, I have a soft spot for it in my heart. I mean it doesn't try to be something that it's not. It's a cheesy movie that's highly watchable. There are a lot worse movies out there and believe me I have seen them. I hope this movie comes out on D.V.D. some day.
Thanx,
Joseph Ulibas
P.S.
How in the hell did my review get upon this site? Besides that point I like the feedback format.
Cheers!
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Reply #19. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by b_moviefan
I love this movie. I own a copy of this movie. This is so much more entertaining than crap I've seen in theaters.
Sure, most characters are really dumb, but come on, it is a low budget flick.
Plus the chicks are hot.
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Reply #20. Posted on January 21, 2007, 08:37:44 AM by jamie
i haven't seen this movie since i was five it was my first scary movie. i think its a scary movie but of course what i remember of it is probably different then it really is.  way better then some of our low budget films like the Blair witch project! |
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Reply #21. Posted on March 13, 2007, 08:04:17 AM by gonzzox
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Reply #22. Posted on April 06, 2007, 12:44:49 PM by Thomas
"I SAW THEM...I SAW!...BLOOD EVERYWHERE! BLACK BLOOD ON THE WALLS!...figures in the dark...LAUGHING! COMING AT ME!...SO I SCREAMED! AND I RAN...and i never told a soul...well until now"
"what is this? just say no week?"
"you'll all scream in hell tonight! all of you! HA!"
"A princess should always have flowers"
Ah i love this movie, it used to scare me back in the day, especially their voices but man did they have bad hair.
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Reply #23. Posted on August 19, 2007, 09:32:57 PM by JPickettIII
What is up with the alien spell. I gathered that it was some superpowerful thing, but he was still just a puss.
Was he a wizard, or an alien or a conehead????
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Reply #24. Posted on April 26, 2008, 05:15:30 AM by Alecia
Demon Wind is a cheesy horror film , it's fun , entertaining and very atmospheric . It's actually one of my favorite movies in the B horror movie genre . First being The Evil Dead . They really created a creepy atmosphere . It is not as bad as people say , at all . I don't understand why people talk about it the way they do . I own the DVD and i think that if your a hardcore horror fan and enjoy stuff like cheesy 80's & early 90's horror films you will appreciate this movie .
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