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Not Rated
Copyright 1954 Spartan Productions.
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 12 November 2000.

The Characters:  

  • Professor Hennessey - Respected astronomer looking for a meteorite, completely hopeless at reading a road map.
  • Michael - Reporter accompanying Professor Hennessey who knows how to sweet talk women, but kisses like a dead carp.
  • Ellen - Fashion model hiding in the country from a man she has been having an affair with. She is looking for someone less deceitful, perhaps a newspaper reporter...
  • Mr. and Mrs. Jamieson - Couple that run an inn, though he seems to drink a majority of their profits.
  • Doris - Bartender for the pub, but she always falls for the wrong men, like ones who kill their wives.
  • Robert - Just escaped from prison and has taken a new name (Albert), he knew they'd never let him go free after being imprisoned for killing his wife (no shit Sherlock). Blown to atoms.
  • Tommy - Annoying nephew of the Jamiesons.
  • David - Hunchback and general laborer at the pub, he is vaporized for being an inferior genetic specimen.
  • Nyah - Our gloating and overdeveloped (scientifically) female visitor from Mars. She has found a wonderful way of turning trash bags into a fashion statement. Blown to atoms along with her ship.
  • The Robot - Hehehehehehe!

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The Plot: 

The ultimate battle of the sexes will be fought on British soil, in a pub mostly, and by a group of alcoholics. Not only all that, but the antagonist will be a militant feminist from another world who enjoys flaunting her technological superiority. Grand!

We begin with a plane exploding, which will never be fully explained and (unlike our characters) will not be discussed on the radio. It is obvious that the "Devil Girl from Mars" must have destroyed the aircraft, but not having any explanation of why causes the viewer much grief. Chalk it up to the fact that she is evil.

About the characters and radio, since they seem so much more important than planes exploding in midair, both Robert and Dr. Hennessey are discussed by the announcer. Presumably the news is a little slow in Scotland, but the plot mechanics surrounding these people being mentioned on the air are funny. Of course the station is going to detail the escape of a convicted murderer, but why mention an astronomer?

With everyone conveniently assembled (the screenwriter must have been a Dungeon Master) we can focus on the real point of this movie: people drinking, a lot. Oh yes, along with other distinguished films like The Killer Shrews, this is a drinking movie. Try drinking along with the actors, but may I suggest keeping a full bottle of hard alcohol at hand to refill your glass since it is going to magically empty itself often.

Things could have remained a glowing celebration of the Betty Ford Clinic if our title character had not arrived, but she finally does. Her ship seriously damaged by hitting the atmosphere at too high of a speed (darn women drivers), the Nazi poster girl lands close by the pub and decides to while away the repair time by screwing with the natives.

She is on a mission to collect specimens of men for her barren world, because Mars endured a violent race war which climaxed in the destruction of the male species. The females killed every single male on Mars! One has to imagine whichever devil girl shot the last devil guy said something along the lines of "Oops." Needless to say, I hope the same never happens here on Earth. The opposite sex might be entirely maddening, but remember, they're also a whole lot of fun.

Theorists often imagine technologically superior and socially mature races will act in ways unfathomable to humanity. None of them had a hand in this movie. While Nyah impatiently waits for her flying saucer to repair itself she mercilessly taunts the assembled alcoholics about how inferior they are. Stuff like "we have a perpetual motion ray" and "our race has perfected negative fission reactions." Very impressive Nyah, now please explain how they work (which would probably get you shot).

The amazing robot... ...HEHEHEHEHEHE! You honestly have to see the robot in action to understand my fits of mirth, the thing brings back childhood memories. Take one cardboard box and put it over your head. Now you're a robot, complete with the box swinging around on the pivot of your head and smacking against your legs. The great thing is how proud our little space traveling female Nazi is of this.

The company of humans make multiple attempts to kill the conqueror of worlds, unfortunately bullets and electricity are useless against her dual chromosomes and their efforts only anger the maiden. Concurrent with the rest of the plot, Michael has recognized "Albert" as being an escaped murderer and the latter spends a lot of time hiding. Not a bad idea when some dominatrix from another world is wandering around being uber mean. When all else fails, can you guess who sabotages the reactor and saves mankind (literally) from conquest and slavery? The man who murdered his wife of course. Bravo Robert, I wouldn't look forward to being hooked up to a mechanical sperm milking machine either.

With two pairs of star crossed lovers in evidence there are plenty of opportunities for kissing (they certainly needed the practice) and breathless admonishments. Poor Nyah never finds the man of her dreams though, perhaps she is lucky and meets up with Count Zartharn in the afterlife, they would get along famously.


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Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Scottish people should lay off the drinking at times, like when planning roads.
  • Fish are thieves and pickpockets.
  • Pubs have their own street signs in Scotland.
  • Flying saucers do not have to pass emission inspections.
  • Anything will cool off in two hours, no matter what it is made out of (or how hot it is).
  • Brandy will instantly render one drunk.
  • Women are grounded.
  • Children are naturally without emotions or fears.
  • Nuclear reactors should not be left uncovered.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • Opening Credits - They are going to explain why the plane blew up, right?
  • 2 mins - So why did the plane blow up?
  • 5 mins - Look damn it, why did the plane explode?
  • 11 mins - It is obviously very cold, we cannot see their breath and they were driving with the window down.
  • 28 mins - Slow down! Help! Somebody stop the plot, I want to get off!
  • 35 mins - All those brains and not a lick of common sense, why were you not holding a stick in front of yourself? Idiot.
  • 68 mins - I am certain we will all be safe from a perpetual motion ray (whatever in the heck that is) in the basement...


  • Nyah: "No doubt you were having a council of war. It amuses me to watch your puny efforts."

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

Green Music Note devilgirl1.wav Michael: "Hello! Hello, hello! Here I am with a flying saucer in my lap, not to mention an escaped convict, and I can't get this phone to work."
Green Music Note devilgirl2.wav Nyah: "You are a scientist?"
Professor: "Yes."
Nyah: "You are a very poor physical specimen."
Green Music Note devilgirl3.wav Michael: "Mrs. Jamieson, may I introduce your latest guest, Mrs. Nyah. She comes from Mars."
Mrs. Jamieson: "Oh, well that'll mean another bed...she's come from where?"
Michael: "From Mars!"
Green Music Note devilgirl4.wav Nyah explains "static negative nuclear fission." Ouch, my head.

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Video Clipdevilgirl1.mpg - 3.4m
Nyah is showing off her robot (hehehehehe) to the primitive humans and is quite proud of the fact that it can disintegrate trees. Does anyone else think that a meter reader somewhere is very upset?

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Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #9. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by jayvinton
I was 4 when War of the Worlds and Invaders From Mars came out and I was taken to a double bill to see both, I watched Invaders and Kept my head in my sisters lap throughout War of the worlds, probably causing irreversible trauma requiring therapy that was never received.

I saw Devil Girl from Mars when I was 5, at home on late night tv on a saturday on "Nightmare Theatre" a local show out of Fort Worth, I was instantly taken with the black clad NYAH and performed unspeakable acts upon my self to her vision.  I also drew her spaceship countless times. I was too young to realize that the movie was third rate at best and was in the English countryside with drunk scots as the predominate cast. I do love me some bad science fiction however.
Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #10. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Jim Holt
my only question: why doesn't Nyah just ask for volunteers?
Hey, I'll go...I'll be the love slave of a FemDom Mars...anyday....just ask////
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #11. Posted on October 29, 2007, 08:46:57 PM by Scratch
It was actually adapted from a play.
Nyah wore way too much leather. Makes you wonder what was under that leather micro skirt.
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #12. Posted on August 16, 2008, 07:38:38 AM by naturak
This is from 1954 and look at Nia's miniskirt! Great set of long legs in black stockings. I'll bet more than one British lad dreamt of taking off with her in her spaceship to a Mars full of tall leggy women short of men!
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #13. Posted on August 25, 2008, 06:15:18 PM by Flangepart
Not a bag flick. Lots of good riffing potential. All it needed was Bela Lagosi and the humor would be compleat!
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #14. Posted on October 09, 2009, 10:01:16 AM by marcus
I have to say i quite like this one.
Patricia Laffan was interviewed recently about this film on the BBC ( she must be ancient)
It was a programme about British B-movies , I have to say i don't remember them talking much about FIRE MAIDENS FROM OUTERSPACE, too embarrassing i suppose.
But this film has an interesting caste.
Three good looking women, Adrienne Corri, Hazel Court & Patricia Laffan.
Also there was Johnny Laurie, way before 'Dad's army'.( BBC television )
Best bit for me is when the saucer has just landed and the professor will not accept it's existence , telling everyone ' not to jump to conclusions' ????
Don't tell me , it's a weather balloon!.
A really awful, but funny Brit B-movie is 'Konga' ( recommended )
The acting and just about everything else fails in that one!
Now, that is an achingly funny bad film.
This one's not quite in that bracket, but entertaining.
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #15. Posted on February 21, 2011, 07:07:49 AM by Piquet
Fantastic film, just screaming out for a 21st century remake perhaps with Megan Fox as Nyah and Matt Damon as the Robot - who has a name by the way, although I couldn't catch it, it sounded like 'Jamie'. Hmmm.
How about it Hollywood, will you take up the  challenge and remake this classic. Be quich before  Fraserside Holdings (Private) beat you to it.
Re: Devil Girl From Mars
Reply #16. Posted on May 16, 2016, 08:23:55 PM by Parralax view
When you are about 7 yrs. old and you sit to watch this as I did when I was that age, as a little boy, Nya made me feel all funny.... And to answer the question, apparently she couldn't fly her ship too well, it is explained that SHE hit the airplane with her ship and damaged the saucer and destroyed the plane...That wasn't explained in the movie, but in one of the movie review sites I read long ago.
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