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FUTURE FORCE - 2 Slimes
Rated R
Copyright 1990 AIP
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • John Tucker - David Carradine! Tough cop with a robotic glove, upholds the law without question, but he has a tendency to punch opponents in the crotch.
  • Marion - Female reporter who is about to blow the lid off corruption within the C.O.P.S. organization.
  • Billy - John's computer whiz friend, confined to a wheelchair (Of course.) by an unfortunate accident. Bullets are equal opportunity, he dies.
  • Roxanne - Girl with painted on jeans who is sweet on Tucker, she freaks me out. Largely on account she looks like the mutant woman in "Total Recall" without using makeup. Becker slits her throat.
  • Mr. Grimes - Priest and gang lord, crack shot with a LAW too.
  • Alicia - Marion's boss and friend, cut up by Becker.
  • Becker - Big guy who is Adams' main enforcer. Quite deadly with his butterfly knife, but no match for Tucker.
  • Mr. Adams - Owner of the C.O.P.S. organization, should have stayed behind his desk.

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The Plot: 

In the future David Carradine is a tough guy on a tough beat, he's the best of America's bounty hunters. What sets him apart from all the others? First off, the man is indestructible, his enemies empty shotguns several times over at point blank range and nothing happens. Helicopters with snipers firing assault rifles, thugs wielding 2X4s, nothing can stop him. Just when you think he's beat, the man pulls a flying, remote control, crotch smashing, robotic glove of death out of his ass. Complimenting all this brawn is Billy's brain, poor Billy could have used a little of the first trait, when things go bad he eats quite a serving of lead. Tucker's a good C.O.P. you must understand, he doesn't care about payoffs, just getting the job done right. Mr. Adams doesn't like straight cops (Oh, you know what I mean.), he needs to shut Alicia up before her video tape exposes everything. Tucker finds her first and won't just give the woman up. With an entire city of hired killers after them it's time to hide, John must have taken hiding lessons from an Ostrich by the way. (The cartoon version.) Oh well, the plot and effects are good for laughs, but some of the dead sections drag painfully.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Robotic gloves can enable an otherwise normal man to hold a car still while it's spinning tire.
  • Priests run street gangs.
  • The most interesting thing in a strip club is the evening news.
  • Tough guys all drive 4X4s.
  • A single smoke grenade will obscure one mile of road.
  • Shotguns have no recoil.
  • Hiding out in your very recognizable SUV on a deserted street doesn't work.
  • Jeeps are bulletproof.
  • The main bad guys take forever to kill, it's like playing Double Dragon...

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 4 mins - Guilty until proven innocent with a right to die? Did Ross Perot win an election?
  • 13 mins - Ouch! (Mashed in a car crusher.)
  • 22 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
  • 23 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TV!
  • 26 mins - What a secure password...
  • 37 mins - Shooting a twelve gauge like that is going to give you a black eye.
  • 51 mins - Wow! What is this rated again?
  • 52 mins - He could not see her crouched down in the front seat?
  • 57 mins - Lady, everybody has been shooting at you...
  • 63 mins - Oh, like you are not used to waking up alone after going to bed with a guy.

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note futureforce1.wav Narrator: "In the year 1991 crime in America was out of control."
Green Music Note futureforce2.wav Tucker: "My name is John Tucker, C.O.P.S. You've committed a crime and been found guilty, you have the right to die."
Green Music Note futureforce3.wav C.O.P.S. Guy: "Man I don't believe it. We got him; we got the one and only John Tucker!"
Green Music Note futureforce4.wav Becker: "They told me you were the best. Hell, I've killed women tougher than you."

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Comments:Write CommentPages: 1 [2]
Future Force
Reply #9. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by D. C. Douglas
I'd like to apologize for having ever acted in this piece-o-cr%p!  But I was 23 and needed some credits.  I played Billy.   2 days, $65.  I acted to a wall 'cause Carradine was off somewhere experimenting with his medication.  I tried to be method and play it like a lonely kid whose only life was talking with Tucker.  Instead, I seem like I harbor a secret passion for him -- I'm acting with a wall, people!  I'm much better these days... BTW, watch my death scene and see how I suddenly gain use of my legs just as I die!
Future Force
Reply #10. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Tim
I remember seeing "Future Force" quite a few years ago.  A friend and I rented this and "Redneck Zombies" in the same evening - never realizing that not just one, but both of the movies would be bad enough to be featured at a website like this.  Of course, when I saw it, there was no such thing as a website, either; we're talking about late '80s here.  Nevertheless, we declared both movies the worst we had ever seen, or were likely to see in the foreseeable future.  History has borne our predictions true.

Anyway, I was surprised that no one has mentioned at least one element that I recall clearly as a hilariously horrible bit of filmmaking.  There is a car chase scene where good guys are chasing bad guys (or vice versa, I don't recall that part) and firing guns at each other.  One would assume this chase is supposed to be conducted at high speed, but it appears both vehicles are traveling at about 30 mph, tops.  Also, just like in "The A-Team" TV show, they have terrible aim, even though they appear to be no more than about 25 feet away from each other, at most.
Future Force
Reply #11. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by marco
This movie is a mystery. It's exsistence is, really. movies like are probably made to make you realize how good flicks like "Robocop" really are.
Future Force
Reply #12. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by TimTE01
How does that thing work with only one button?  How does a man survive being choked by a robot hand that can hold a car in place?  And why doesn't Carradine care that his sidekick has been killed?

Oh and why can't I find the sequel?  Damn you, obscurity of films!
Future Force
Reply #13. Posted on March 13, 2006, 03:05:27 PM by Screwigi
  I really digged this flick. It was rather offbeat and manage to keep my interest the entire time.
Future Force
Reply #14. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM by moviecollector
I really liked this one too. Its a good chessy action movie. I remember buying this one at a used video stroe for $3.

I loved the robot glove that was used a crotch-puncher.  :)
Re: Future Force
Reply #15. Posted on May 08, 2008, 08:22:28 AM by Pumaman1138
trivia .. the actor who played Becker (Robert Tessier)

was in Starcrash playing Thor ....

and that was him in those Mr. Clean commercials all those years ago

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