|THE IRON MONKEY
|Copyright 1977 Ching Hua Film Company Ltd.
| Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 3 November 2002
- As is common with these films, my grasp of the characters' monikers is tenuous.
- Iron Monkey - He is full of rage and kills numerous innocents during the movie's course. Oddly, he becomes a monk.
- The Abbott - Wise Buddhist whose eyebrows wrap all the way around to his ears.
- The Bitter Monk - The only member of Shaolin to fully master the Monkey Fist style. Give the man a banana.
- Hue Yin - An operative of the Chings. He is ruthless and likes to infiltrate rebel groups. Dead.
- The Captains - There are two of them, but both get more monkey than they can handle.
- The General - He has a simple plan for dealing with dissidents: kill them. A practiced expert at Eagle Claw style, he needed to spend more time on personal hygiene, especially those fingernails. Another Iron Monkey victim.
- The Common Soldier - You do not want to be one of these guys.
|The opening credits roll as a fighter practices his martial arts in the background. He is using an unorthodox style, with the body crouched and hands clawing sideways through the air. The text on the screen and narrator provide background about Monkey Fist kung fu. Another fighter, this one a practitioner of Eagle Claw, appears and the two duel for a while. Nothing out of the ordinary for a Hong Kong fu flick, but then the monkey and eagle (at the least it is definitely a raptor) are introduced. The primate is quite unhappy, since the bird of prey was obviously provoked into attacking and possesses sharp talons. The eagle is similarly displeased, because the monkey responds by pulling out handfuls of pinion feathers. Needless to say, the SPCA was probably not consulted about this movie.
The movie focuses around the Ching government and its violent efforts to stamp out dissidents. Iron (no monkey yet) is the irresponsible son of one rebel leader. While the old man plans the group's defense of freedom, Iron gets into trouble gambling. Why is he named Iron? No matter how hard somebody beats on him, he emerges relatively unharmed.
Hue Yin joins the rebel group and betrays them to the Captains. The lot is captured by Ching soldiers and threatened with death; only the person who reveals where Iron is will be allowed to live. A chubby kid, perhaps Iron's younger brother, tries to save his own skin. Iron's father loops a chain around the brat's neck and strangles him to death. In the end, all the insurgents are executed.
Homeless and with no family, Iron begins raiding Shaolin temple for food. The monks are mystified by who or what could be stealing the provisions; they assign a number of students to capture the party responsible. The students argue back and forth whether the thief is a monkey or a man until Iron's appearance puts that debate to rest. The hungry young man escapes the trap, but one intrepid student realizes the human monkey must be living in the nearby woods. The compassionate Shaolin disciple tracks down Iron and convinces him to join the temple.
Consider for a minute the wisdom of stealing food from Shaolin. The temple was (at least according to kung movies) filled with powerful martial arts warriors. A modern equivalent would be burglarizing a police barracks. Suddenly you are on the ground, with a German Shepherd gnawing through your hand and three excited rookies testing their batons on your head, while a fourth fumbles to remove the pepper spray from his belt. That sounds like loads of fun. Count my ass out.
Iron progresses quickly in his studies, causing the other students to become envious. When the time comes for choosing a style, the students are excited. However, one student will be allowed to study Monkey Fist and must forsake all other forms. Most of the students want to study as many styles as possible. The long-suffering Iron is a natural, considering his past exploits. He volunteers to become the disciple of the Bitter Monk.
The idea of becoming the student of anyone with "Bitter" in their description should give you pause; especially when the subject matter is kung fu. Iron greets the unhappy monk and is soon on the defensive against both verbal and physical assault. Nonetheless, the young man learns to walk like a monkey (on clay jugs), crouch like a monkey (to avoid suspended burning sticks), and fight like a monkey (striking sideways and rolling).
The exceptional student is driven by a burning desire: to kill the General and avenge his father's death. The vendetta prevents him from becoming a perfect Buddhist.
Joining the Ching forces, Iron Monkey proves his loyalty by slaughtering dozens of dissidents. He cares nothing for their lives - they are only stepping stones in a journey to earn a private audience with the main bad guy. I cannot agree with the end justifying the means, though Mr. Monkey does ask to see the General after each atrocity. He even fights a number of Shaolin students, including the kind benefactor who pulled him from the woods.
Further innocent lives are spared when the government plots to destroy Shaolin. The furtive Iron Monkey can no longer play the part of willing executioner and he starts killing off the Ching officers in order of seniority. It sucked to be in Hue Yin's billet. That is for certain.
The General's guards are the matter of some effort for our protagonist, two sword masters proving to be particularly difficult, but Iron Monkey finally faces off against the General. I think that the big boss knew Eagle Claw (we see flashbacks of the monkey fighting the eagle).
"Iron Monkey" is a solid old school kung fu flick. The main character studies at a temple under a harsh, but expert, teacher and the fight scenes are filled with elaborate choreography. During the battle with the General's guards, Iron Monkey uses a spear and the fight scene is especially good. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys weapon fu. Now, if I could only reconcile the protagonist contributing to the deaths of all those poor people...
|Things I Learned From This Movie:|| |
- The Ching Dynasty did not like monkeys.
- China has a patron saint of lost causes.
- Shaolin is like a soup kitchen, but with kung fu.
- Bald people are pure of heart.
- Buddha needs to go on a diet.
- Being punched three times in the chest is fatal.
- People make the funniest faces when they are strangled to death.
- 7 mins - You have wooden poles. They are using swords. Good-bye!
- 12 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST TEAPOTS!
- 19 mins - Rain, just like a Kurosawa film. Okay, maybe not just like one, but it is raining.
- 32 mins - The temple must buy bleach in bulk.
- 36 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TREE!
- 50 mins - And now the "playing with the monkey" jokes start.
- 72 mins - What an interesting way to scalp a man...
- 81 mins - This is the Chinese version of Whack-a-Mole.
| ||Audio clips in wav format||SOUNDS||Starving actors speak out|| |
||Student: "Teacher, he steals food like a monkey, and climbs like a monkey as well. Call him 'Iron Monkey.'"
||Abbott: "The Chings now rule here, and all people must obey them. But, in this temple, we serve only God, the great Lord Buddha himself. Please leave!"
||Iron Monkey: "May I thank the General in person?" |
Captain: "Hmm. Well, if you want the honor of seeing the General himself, you'll have to kill some more Chinese first."
||General: "Just why did you pretend to become our man?" |
Iron Monkey: "Only for one purpose. That was to kill you!"
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|Iron Monkey fights one of the two Captains, whose kung fu is not nearly as powerful as that of the young Shaolin disciple. The final outcome of this contest is obvious.
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Reply #1. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Mightydein
I saw this movie on dvd.
I think it was dubbed in english they did a good job on it.
I'd recommend this mvoie for anyone who enjoys kung fu moives.
Second best kung fu movie next to my all favorite Kung pow!
Reply #2. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Christopher
Great Kung Fu movie. This movie has good fighting and great costumes. Worth buying. I saw the sequel as well, and I didn't think it was that bad. Certainly not as good as this one but it's okay.
Reply #3. Posted on October 08, 2003, 07:40:18 PM by Jon
Note this is not the same as Iron Monkey, an asian Robin Hood story
Reply #4. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by R.P.GEMMELL
In 1977 Shaw Brothers star Chen Kuan Tai stars and directs this handsome independent production for the Ching Hua film company. Chen broke his contract with the Shaw studio to make this film but was forced to go back after the film's completion due to the loss of his lawsuit. Shaw Brothers stars Chi Kuan Chun is in the role of a monk and Leung Kar Yan is in the role of a ruthless manchu captain. Bulky Tae Kwon Do exponent Kam Kong Plays the manchu leader. Shaw Brothers screenwriter Ni Kuang took part in writing the story for the screen. The story concerns a young man called 'Iron' who due to the loss of his family caused by the manchus goes to the shaolin temple to train in the Shaolin Monkey Fist style. When he is ready he sets off on his quest for revenge, he goes to join the manchus so that he can get closer to the leader to get his payback. The leader, an exponent in the Eagle Fist style is now in a confrontation from which there is no escape. After a long battle the young man goes back to the shaolin temple to become a monk and the film ends with a buddhist ceremony while the guy's head is getting shaved and the scene ends by moving the camera into the direction of a golden buddha while the screen reads 'the end'. The beginning is brilliantly done as it shows the monkey and eagle kung fu masters doing a demonstration of the arts and then it actually shows a real monkey and eagle in battle while the narrator tells about the 2 arts. The training sequences are good but they could have been elaborated and the kung fu is excellent as well as the sets and props constructed for the film. An independent production with a taste of the Shaw Brothers. Mr Chen I salute you!!
MY RATING: 8/10(would have been better if the film was better remastered and restored)
Reply #5. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Wence
The newer martial-arts-version of iron monkey is still trash but much better.
Most of this old kung-fu movies are pure boredom compared with Chat Lee´s (or is it Chet Li´s?) martial-arts-productions!
See "Chinese Ghost-Story" or "Chinese Swordsmen" and you know what I am talking about!
Reply #6. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Totos
Iron monkey is a visual and emotional experiance. A little understanding of Chinese Philsophy does help when trying to unravel the motives of some of the main characters. If you are intrested in Eastern films and philsophy (& martial arts) then this is deffinatly worth the watch. My advice would be to not listen to people who discredit this film especially as they either don't know who Jet li is or obviously can't spell his name. Happy watching
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