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| If the title didn't get your attention you probably have been riding the short bus to school and I'm wondering how you made it to the internet anyway. Aliens from outer space dudes! Who dress like clowns and even act like demented little buggers too! Ray guns turning people into cotton candy wrapped treats that the clowns stick straws in later to feed, popcorn which grows into little fanged monsters, and killer pies! This hard to find film is a barrel of laughs and even includes a music video for the song "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" by The Dickies. The very simple plot is based on a spaceship landing near some small town, the Klowns invading, and then Mike and friends trying to stop them. Throw into this officer Moonie and the Terenzi brothers and you're all set. I really like Moonie, he has some great quotes and drinks Jack Daniels, but he dies... A fun movie with plenty of camp in it but definately bad. |
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 | Every girl wants to make out in an rubber raft in the back of a 4X4.
| | Spaceships use darkroom doors.
| | Balloon animals are terrific bloodhounds.
| | Special effects need not be special.
| | Shadows can eat people.
| | Always shoot a clown, I mean Klown, in the nose.
| | Main characters do not get killed, ever, even though everybody else does.
| | The older cop is always the asshole.
| | State police consist of about eight patrol cars.
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| 10 mins - This nasty backwoods guy has a dog named Pooh Bear?
| | 38 mins - Alright! JD! Cops love JD! I'm going to start keeping track of how many B Movies endorse Jack Daniels Whiskey...
| | 40 mins - Debbie gets in the shower. Now, movie time here is at least four times real time mind you.
| | 45 mins - The car hasn't hit the wall yet but we hear crashing.
| | 47 mins - No dents after hitting a brick wall and all that crashing?
| | 52 mins - Debbie is still in the shower, I'm in love.
| | 69 mins - Please don't verify that the clowns breasts are growing.
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Debbie: "Nobody stores cotton candy like this!"
Terenzi: "Does she have any roommates?"
Mike: "Yes she's got two, she's got two beautiful roommates. With big boobs!"
Terenzi: "Do they like ice cream?"
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Size | Dialog |  | killerklowns1.wav
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| Debbie: "I don't believe in UFOs, but if they do exist, then, then we're trapped in one right now."
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| Moonie: (whistles) "Killer Klowns From Outer Space...holy shit!"
| | killerklowns3.wav
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| Moonie: "They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police pal, you need a psychiatrist!"
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| Terenzi: "Hey Mike what do you want us to do we have ice cream to sell tonight."
Mike: "Paul this is more important than selling ice cream. There's Klowns going around killing people; we're all in danger!" (grammar anyone?)
| | Theme Song | 160k
| Listen to a clip from the soundtrack. |
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| | Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| Opening the door to find several frightening Klowns delivering a pizza would freak me out, I guess this girl was on her sixth or later drink. Just look at those amazing special effects!
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Reply #1. Posted on November 19, 1998, 09:04:20 PM by David Emery
This movie is great...if you haven't seen it, you have no idea how entertaining it is to watch killer klowns scare the bejabbers out of a small town's community members. Three other things I learned from this movie: It only takes two cops to run the local jail, you can survive a violent explosion by hiding in a freezer, and humans make great ventriloquist dummies.
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Reply #2. Posted on November 26, 1998, 10:20:48 AM by jen deacon {kat_face@geocities.com}
well, looks like they blew the whole budget on the clown get-ups. a great movie to behold!! {no movie is complete without a make-out scene in a rubber raft}. and people wonder why i'm still afraid of clowns. pfft.
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Reply #3. Posted on January 05, 1999, 08:09:26 PM by Dave Sagehorn
Checking the IMDB about upcoming movies in 1999, guess what I found? "Bloodsucking killer clowns from outer space"! Their filming it in sweden and Germany I think. That will rock, I hope it's just as awesome as this one.
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Reply #4. Posted on April 07, 1999, 02:24:26 PM by Dan Lucas
Probably one of my favorite bad movies of all time. You have homicidal clowns wrapping people up in cotton candy and then sucking out there blood through crazy straws! It doesn't get any better than that. If you don't watch this movie to see the man-eating shadow puppet, the attack popcorn, acid pies, or using the chief as a ventriloguist dummy, then you have to a least listen to the song.
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Reply #5. Posted on April 09, 1999, 12:10:52 AM by 3
I saw this movie when I was about 9 years old.. it scared the crap out of me!! No wonder everytime I see a clown I want to punch it in the nose! I hate clowns! Seeing this movie again... it's pretty funny. I still hate clowns though
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Reply #6. Posted on April 10, 1999, 06:27:46 PM by Shrewy
When I was around 6 or 7, I walked in to my cousin's room and he was seeing this. I got scared at the clowns and I started crying. A few years later when I was like 9 or 10, I walked into my mom's room and she was watching "It". It also scared me and I began to cry. Now, I'm 15, and I'm deathly afraid of clowns. Afraid enough to say that I suffer from a phobia of clowns. I just don't plain like 'em. But I still watch KKFOS, and I love the movie. I laugh, and I smile at how hokey it is. But if a clown (or a Klown), shows up in my room, the scare alone will kill me.
Toodles,
Shrewy
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Reply #7. Posted on April 16, 1999, 12:40:19 PM by gluxc@yahoo.com
This was a funny movie, although it sucked.
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Reply #8. Posted on May 31, 1999, 10:42:38 AM by overated
I didn't think it was that good
it not funny at all
crap is a word that comes to mind
maybe if i watch it agian it might be better
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