|Copyright 1977 Famous Films
| Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 6 January 2008
- Nolan - Richard Harris! Captain of the Bumpo. He cannot get over the guilt of killing the Orca's mate due to his Roman Catholic upbringing. In the end, the whale plays badminton with him.
- Rachel - Charlotte Rampling! She is a marine biologist, but should have been an L. L. Bean model. Newfoundland never looked so good.
- Novak - Keenan Wynn! Did anyone else know that the old codger was fish flavored? Let the "Feed Willy!" jokes begin.
- Paul - Fuzzy fellow who becomes a frozen snack.
- Annie - Bo Derek! The most attractive member of Nolan's crew, even with a peg leg.
- Umilak - Introspective Eskimo. Wondering about the name? His father wanted to name him after a rock, but his mother wanted to name him after a boat. He is buried under several tons of natural sea ice on the deck of a white man's boat. The boat then sinks beneath the same waters that Umilak's ancestors once frequented by kayak to hunt whales. Even in death, this man is one of history's great contradictions.
- Ken - Rachel's assistant and yet another Orca snack.
- The Orca - Losing his mate and calf drove this male whale over the edge.
|What could possibly be more frightening than the shark from "Jaws?" An animal that can think, like a killer whale. Instead of a simple cunning predator, the intelligent menace is far more dangerous. In fact, the Orca is so clever that, at times, it feels like you are watching a marine version of "Home Alone." The Orca is Macaulay Culkin, while the fisherman are the Wet Bandits (Paul does have facial hair like Daniel Stern, but the resemblance stops there). It is a darn smart whale; you will see what I mean.
Seeing Macaulay Culkin take on a killer whale would be amusing at times. If the match took place in the water or on a beach, odds are the Orca would win. Sure, Kevin McCallister might temporarily plug its blowhole with a wiffle ball, but the whale is going to have the last laugh. Just imagine the kid grabbing his face and screaming, then being snatched by the legs and tossed like a ragdoll though the air. After landing belly flopping with a painful-sounding slap, Kevin would have just enough time to assume a back float position before the whale leapt completely out of the water. The boy's last annoying shriek would be cut off as the huge aquatic mammal landed on him.
Of course, if the arena for the battle between Orca and Macaulay Culkin was a house, the poor whale would just sit there in the living room, warbling, as the kid pelted it with buckets and coat racks from the relative safety of the staircase. The whale's name is not K'tha-jon and it does not have a waldo harness filled with tools. Fighting a normal Orca in your house would be messy (especially if you electrocuted it with stripped lamp cords), but a relatively safe bet.
Nolan is a simple fisherman who makes a living by capturing sharks off the coast of Newfoundland. During one hunt, he encounters Rachel and Ken. The pair of scientists are menaced by a great white shark that Nolan is chasing and Ken is nearly eaten, but a mysterious underwater benefactor saves the human from the boneless menace. In fact, an Orca rams the shark so hard that it bounces out of the water and ruptures. Blood from the mortally wounded shark stains the ocean red as Rachel tells Nolan about killer whales. The fisherman is fascinated.
The idea is that Nolan has never encountered an Orca prior to now. Sure, he has no problem making a living catching sharks off the Newfoundland coast, but failed to notice the killer whales.
Segue into Rachel giving a lecture on Orcas to university students. She explains that the whales (look, they are actually a species of dolphin, but I am going to continue calling them whales; you know what I mean) are highly intelligent, possibly possessing an intelligence equal to or greater than our own. The Orcas even mate for life; there is no warble, squeak, or whistle that translates into "I want a divorce" in the killer whale tongue. Presentations like this make me feel like a stupid hairless ape. Sure, I have fingers and an opposable thumb, but, for the most part, I only use them to fling feces at rivals or things that startle me.
Oh, like you have never screeched and thrown poo at someone before, especially after she told you that she wanted a divorce.
To the misfortune of all, Nolan realizes that a live killer whale would net a larger profit than catching a shark. He sets out to capture one with his tranquilizer harpoon gun. Everything, and I do mean everything, goes wrong. With no prior experience in sedating Orcas, Annie puts too much tranquilizer in the harpoon. On top of that, Nolan misses his target, the big male, and hits the Orca's mate. The harpoon and entangling line drives the female Orca crazy. She swims headfirst into the Bumpo's propeller in a desperate attempt to avoid capture. You can almost hear the whale crying ++I was born free. I live free or not at all. Death grants me freedom!++
Somehow, the gravely injured Orca is hauled out of the water (considering their tackle, the idea is absolutely ridiculous) and hangs above the deck. A screaming fetus is ejected from the whale and hits the deck like a sack of potatoes. Nolan stares at the carnage in horror before blasting the aborted fetus off the deck with a hose. Meanwhile, the male roars in anguish. The carnage does not stop here; that night the Orca attacks the boat and forces the humans to cut its mate free. Novak, who crawled out on the boom to cut the ropes tied around the captured Orca, is snatched by the vengeful male. The Bumpo limps back to port and puts in at the village of South Harbor.
The Orca pushes his mate, who died during the night, ashore near South Harbor. The grisly discovery provides ample opportunity for Rachel to castigate Nolan, who already seems stricken by guilt. Knowing that it must strike while the iron of public opinion is hot, the Orca goes on a PR blitz. It sinks two boats in the harbor and lurks in the waters near the village jetty. For his part, the sad captain only wants to drink and stare forlornly at the ocean. Eventually, Rachel calms down enough to ask Nolan why he is so distressed. As fate would have it, his pregnant wife was killed by a drunk driver years before. Nolan identifies with the grieving Orca and, just in case any viewer is too dense to miss the significance of the coincidence, later says that he is the whale's drunk driver.
What it boils down to is that Nolan cannot bring himself to go kill the whale, though the Orca demands a final reckoning.
Since the human will not enter his domain to fight, the Orca takes its battle to the shore. Get this: the killer whale breaks some pipelines, then knocks over a lantern, thus starting a fire that eventually destroys the village fuel tanks. As the flames rise skyward, the joyous Orca jumps out of the water and warbles. (++So long, and thanks for all the arson. Do not fling poo at me.++) Even that fails to stir Nolan to action; the Orca resorts to destroying Nolan's rented house (built above the water) and biting off Annie's leg. Finally, the suffering captain agrees to the duel. He will kill the whale or be killed himself.
If a super intelligent whale was out to get me, I'd probably change professions and become a farmer. Get me a big hunk of land, well away from any rivers, and grow corn. However, as smart as the Orca seems to be, it would probably show up at the farm one day and kill me. Nolan should have shot it while he had the chance. Look, that whale has issues, say fifty "Hail Marys" and shoot the darn thing!
Putting to sea, the Bumpo follows the Orca far into northern waters. Finally, the remaining crew - Nolan, Rachel, and Umilak (the whale has a few snacks en route) - find themselves amid thick ice floes. The boat is so encrusted with frozen spray that it looks like something out of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." The humans are forced to confront the Orca in a place of its choosing. Nolan's penance is to die brutally at the mercy of the very creature he sought to possess. All that Rachel can do is watch from her perch on an iceberg and scream out, "I told you they were smart!"
|Things I Learned From This Movie:|| |
- Killer whales are the marine equivalent of Irish constables.
- It is impossible to tell the difference between a human fetus and a whale fetus, except one of them weighs forty pounds after four months.
- Aquatic mammals are full of helium (this also explains why their voices are so high pitched).
- Having a photographic memory means that your eyes are filled with silver halide.
- Every time you urinate on a stuffed Keiko toy, God kills a kitten.
- Nero was reincarnated as a killer whale.
- Never ask a killer whale to sign your cast.
- One side effect of dynamite is sudden nausea.
- The best way to get a woman into bed is hypothermia.
- Blubber is twice as dense as lead.
- 3 mins - ++I want to hug you, but I do not have arms. I am sad in joy.++
- 10 mins - Oddly, those two look exactly like the "wild" whales we saw.
- 26 mins - The mother of it all is that the Orca's religion decrees cremation for the deceased. The whales have been trying to figure out how since the oceans were young and it is driving them nuts.
- 40 mins - Nolan, you have a whale stalker.
- 56 mins - "What is it girl? Is something wrong? Is Timmy in trouble?"
- 63 mins - Richard Harris' screen test for the role of chief Jawa...
- 74 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BOOK!
- 81 mins - Hey, I've seen her wearing a head wrap like that before.
- 89 mins - The helicopter is not here to rescue her. They are chasing a Husky.
- Nolan: "If you're so sure I can't catch a killer whale, why are you so upset?"
Rachel: "Listen, you won't catch one, but you might butcher a couple of dozen in the attempt!"
Nolan: "Ah, that's not my style at all."
Rachel: "So you refuse to quit?"
Nolan: "That's not my style either; especially when a pretty and intelligent girl like you tells me that I'm dumber than a fish."
- Rachel: "He deliberately left you your boat, because he wants to fight you, on the sea."
Nolan: "I won't do that. I refuse. In fact, I won't fight him at all."
| ||Audio clips in wav format||SOUNDS||Starving actors speak out|| |
||Paul: "Nice going baby, you maybe just cost us a quarter of a million bucks." |
Rachel: "I what?"
Nolan: "'Tis the truth? Do you know how much an aquarium will pay for a great white shark? Ten thousand a foot and he was twenty five feet if he was a yard!"
||Rachel: "Now, these three brains are of a monkey, a human being, and this is the brain of a killer whale. We know very little about the nature of the whale's intelligence except that it exists and is powerful. In some respects, it may even be superior to man."
||Here you have the Orca growling, the whale fetus shrieking, Bo Derek screaming, and Richard Harris taking the Lord's name in vain. Probably a unique situation, if you ask me.
||Paul: "The whale's gone; there is no whale." |
Umilak: "He's not gone. He hides and waits in the sea cave. The monster's message to us is clear: we must send him Nolan or he will torment this village without mercy."
Paul: "Oh, this whole damn town's looney!"
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|The whale isolated Nolan on this ice floe and is playing with the doomed man. Experience the terror of being stalked by a thinking animal! Of course, that would be a moot point if Nolan used the rifle he is holding.
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Posted on January 13, 2008, 06:54:47 PM by Yaddo 42
Makes you wonder about all those films we remember from network television in the 70's and 80's. Were there over-the-top scenes missing from a lot of them?
No doubt, I've had those Whoa! Where did that come from?
I remember seeing The Longest Yard
on pay cable after years of only seeing TV edits, and being surprised how much rawer the language was than I would have guessed from the edits. From Beyond
was another one that had tons of stuff missing or cut around when it was in regular rotation. Yet our local independent/later Fox station (where it was shown a lot) used to air uncut films during the late night movie (especially on weeknights) during the "safe harbor" hours. I saw the uncut version of The Klansman
that way, with all the rapes, nudity, violence, and racist language there plain as day. They Live
got edited, Dolls
and Day of the Dead
I saw part of Robocop
this afternoon on our CW station (lazy stupid Sunday), there's big chunks of that film missing obviously. They pretty much left out when Clarence runs down his cohort who's been covered in toxic waste and he disintegrates from the impact. Also lots of blood from wounds, various impacts of bullets and such, most of Miguel Ferrer's fun with the party girls (sex and drugs) before he is killed - all missing with pretty ridiculous jumpy cuts.
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