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SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY - 1 Slime
Rated R
Copyright 1987 Urban Classics
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Daria - Slave girl from beyond infinity who has some tig old bitties.
  • Tisa - The other slave girl from beyond infinity who is a bit more average.
  • Zed - A hunter living on a remote planet. He loves to hunt other humans.
  • Rik - Just this guy, he has sex with Daria once and says, "If I die now, I die a happy man." bad move buddy, real bad.
  • Sheila - Rik's sister who dies, it's Brinke Stevens and though seeming to die more often than Bill Paxton she get's naked in a flash. You gotta respect that...
  • Vak and Kzel - Zed's robots, must've been bought used or on sale.
  • Mutant Alien Thing - You require any further description?

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The Plot: 

Secretly taped conversation between the producer and writer of this movie follows:

Okay, okay - so there are these two concubine slave girls. Yeah, and um, and they escape! Yes! And they steal a shuttle and get away, but have to crash land on this planet see. Oh, and I read this story about a guy who hunts people called "The Most Dangerous Game." Yeah, I read that! So there's a castle on the planet and the guy living there makes people crash land then hunts them? Exactly, let's get some girls with big breasts... (end of tape)

Well, that's how I think it would go. While it might be graded low, teenage males will love this movie.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • Manacles are polarized.
  • Computers require you wear a rubber glove to access the keypad.
  • Locked doors never get in the way of plot points.
  • Women always wander around castles at night in something sexy.
  • Slave girls are expert spacecraft pilots, can set traps with the best of them, and know ancient hieroglyphics like the back of their hand.
  • Mahogony trees are common across the universe.
  • You can duck a laser bolt.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 9 mins - That laser kind of shot out at the wrong angle...
  • 13 mins - She just climbed out of the surf and her hair is dry?
  • 19 mins - Is that a stuffed Woolly Mammoth?
  • 28 mins - They wanted air so they walked ten feet away.
  • 42 mins - She's coming on to a robot. And it's responding?
  • 47 mins - Really steamy sex scene considering she's wearing underwear.
  • 63 mins - Zed, the expert hunter who avoids the hidden pitfall, walks into an unconcealed stake.
  • 77 mins - A line stolen from "This Island Earth!"

Quotes: 

  • Daria: "He is history now."
    Tisa: "History has a way of repeating itself."
    Daria: "Oh yeah?"

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note slavegirls1.wav Rik: "I've heard alot about you."
Daria: "Nothing good I hope."
Green Music Note slavegirls2.wav Tisa: "Hurry back, if you two get yourselves killed out there you'll have me to answer to."
Green Music Note slavegirls3.wav Vak and Kzel having a dysfunctional conversation - you just have to hear it.
Green Music Note slavegirls4.wav Daria: "If, if, I'm sick of ifs! If life wasn't so cruel everything would be beautiful! Life doesn't care! Look at this jungle, everything in it survives by killing something else!"

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Video Clipslavegirls1.mpg - 2.6m
Things were confusing enough as it was, but just to make sure you're completely lost the script has this weird mutant thing running loose. The mace? I don't know either, first time I saw the blasted thing.

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Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #9. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Lossenelin
I see a VHS copy of this movie in my local video store every time I go, the cover is so faded it looks like its the oldest movie there, yesterday, my curiousity got the better of me, I rented it.
I was very disapointed, this movie didn't have the bad movie "cheesiness" that would have been needed to make it enjoyable, it was just bad.
Soon into the film it becomes nothing more than a rip off of the 1932 film "The Most Dangerous Game" (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0023238) which was a much more enjoyable movie.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #10. Posted on July 07, 2005, 06:33:43 AM by Patrick Chiesa
Another example of a movie using sex to help the box office.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #11. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Mike
I saw this movie about a year ago during one of the "Bad Movie Nights" held weekly in the dorm. I found the movie halariously devistating. There is a part where they fire the crossbow in the jungle where after the initial laser noise it sounds as if someone kicked a doorstop making that genaric boing sound so it sounded like the crossbow hit something in the jungle that shouldnt be there. just check that out sometime.
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #12. Posted on September 22, 2006, 04:24:54 AM by slave
I like to be the lap-slave of beautiful handsom lap-girrrls
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #13. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by MadKalnod
Some other things to note:

One of the slave-ship guards in Warhammer 40K space marine armor (actually one of the film's stunt co-ordinators) looks disturbingly like Silent Bob when he takes off his helmet.  No wonder the girls escape so easily; the security chief spends most of his time chugging Yoo-Hoo and reading Daredevil Green Arrow comics.

Zed's thick Noo Yawk accent totally undermines any scariness he manages to scrape together as evil space hunter guy.  Example:  "I find dat da best pahts of life ah dose closest ta death," and "Dis will be fun."

Many of the "hunting trophies" adorning the walls of Zed's hunting lodge/castle are in fact rubber alien and zombie masks that could be ordered from Starlog magazine in the 1980s.

The Slave Girls enter an area of the alien jungle that looks remarkably like every other area of the alien jungle and casually remark "I think we're entering a place where the normal laws of time and space no longer apply."  Whether that's meant to explain the below-1970's-Doctor-Who-standards space warp visual effects that happen next or the arrival of the Zombie in 20th Century Earth clothing who seems to have wandered on-set from the horror flick being filmed on the neighboring soundstage, I'll never know for sure.  It does, however, accurately describe the feelings of anybody watching this far into the film.

The end credits music shamelessly rips off the Klingon theme from Star Trek:  The Motion Picture.  Why?  I mean, apart from the plagiarism, aren't there more heroic fanfares to steal from other movies?
That rawked....
Reply #14. Posted on November 08, 2008, 02:19:11 AM by P!CKLE
 hot I was telling a good friend of mine today that I had watched half of a film last night that had mysteriously arrived in my Netflix pile...and we can all guess what that film was. I occasionally rent lesser known or campy films to see an actor or actress' early years, or because a friend worked on it in some way. This one....well, I just couldn't find the connection. I looked it up and indeed it was mentioned by name on the senate floor. Go ahead and Google it (include Helms if you need more narrowing).
But all this aside, I had a good time with it. The sexy ladies, bad acting, non geometrical lasers...and when the Daria and Rik climb through the open castle window, the wall shakes a bit. A lovely set.
And how did Daria suddenly appear with a sword, shield and armor? From the trophy room I guess...but...
It's nice to see some sexiness and ridiculousness. I go into watching these films with an eye for the production & acting flubs, and this one paid off in full.
I look forward to the sequel...................

~P!ckle   
Re: Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #15. Posted on October 02, 2011, 02:45:49 PM by patpowers
Actually, this movie has some of the best use of nakedness in slave girls in the movies evah! The two slavegirls spend almost the entire movie wandering around in the skimpy bikinis you see in the photos, when they aren't naked. On these grounds alone, you have to rate it among the great cheesy movies of all time. I wrote a review of it explaining its virtues, but I'm not allowed to post links on this board, so you'll just have to take my word for it! Granted, the plot was about the billionth lame recycling of The Most Dangerous Game, which bitterly disappointed me, and the acting was what you'd expect in a B movie, but at least they had the good sense to get the nakedness right in a cheesy B-movie about slavegirls, which is more than you can say for most such movies.
Re: Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
Reply #16. Posted on March 03, 2012, 09:46:05 PM by Keir
I happen to like this movie as well and would surely give it 2.  Then again, I am a bit of a Liz Kaitan fanboy so that's probably why.
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