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THE TOXIC AVENGER - 3 Slimes
Not Rated (There is an R version. Do not waste your time.)
Copyright 1985 Troma Films
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

  • Toxie - Previously Melvin, the nerdy janitor of Tromaville's health club. After taking a dive into toxic waste he becomes a misshapen monster.
  • Sara - Blind girl who can see past gross deformities and loves the real Toxie.
  • Mayor Belgoody - Corrupt politician, gets to see what his own liver looks like.
  • Bozo - Stressed out jerk, leader of the gang which chased Melvin out the window. Flame roasted in a car wreck.
  • Julie - Bozo's girlfriend, she has some nice knockers, but talk about air head tart...
  • Slug and Wanda - The other part of Bozo's gang.
  • Chief Himmel - Head of the police, he has some Nazi issues.
  • Officer O'Clancy - Irish cop, one of the few good guys.
  • Nipples, Knuckles, Cigar Face, Leroy, Rico, and "Freak" - Horde of goofy criminals destined to die in gory and inventive ways.

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The Plot: 

Lovely Tromaville, land of hazardous waste and nerdy janitors. Nerdy until they leap from second story windows and land in a drum of toxic waste. (They go together, they just don't GO together - remember back to your high school dating scene, you'll understand.) And so Melvin became the Toxic Avenger, a horribly deformed monster driven to destroy evil. Destroy is an especially apt term, he rips off arms (Then beats people with them.), crushes heads, and jams a mop into the skull of each vanquished criminal. Oh, he falls in love too! With a beautiful, bountiful, blonde, blind, bimbo named Sara. She's cute enough, unfortunately if there's one place she's going to put that cane it's into the closest man's crotch. Lucky for us that ends up being Toxie most of the time, nuclear gonads are nigh invulnerable to whacking. (Going to annoy the Catholic Church with that last quote.) The monster previously known as Melvin has another score to settle, with the jerks responsible for his condition. Bozo and pals enjoy running down people with the car. It's the good old points system, so much for an old lady, so much for a kid, you know the joke. By the way, bike helmets don't help much when somebody really wants you churned into road mush. Melvin's worst enemy is the corrupt mayor and his pack of faithful cronies, he's worried about the "Monster Hero" coming after him. So he manipulates facts, forcing the Governor to call out the National Guard. With a ring of tanks and soldiers surrounding him it's only the kind hearts of Tromaville's citizens which save Toxie, even after he disembowels the mayor. (That was a big man, lots of guts.)

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

  • A kid riding a bike is worth 28 points.
  • Jack Daniels looks like fruit punch. (Blasphemy!)
  • Health clubs were the social centers of the 80s.
  • Radioactive waste is green and constantly bubbles.
  • You don't want a radioactive mutant using your nuts as a speed bag.
  • Fast food restaurants have real samurai swords on the wall.
  • Never sit on sauna rocks.
  • Mutants give off steam when aroused.
  • Blind people own at least fifty canes.
  • The same gas tank design was used in Datsuns and Pintos.
  • Men shouldn't wear pink sports coats.
  • Once your liver is out, it's out, no easy way to stuff it back in.

Stuff To Watch For: 

  • 8 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A KID ON A BIKE!
  • 9 mins - You are some really sick people...
  • 21 mins - Hmmm, public domain song.
  • 34 mins - Don't be a hero, this is a Troma film! Too late.
  • 40 mins - Hardened criminal sundae.
  • 41 mins - Ouch! (Cane to the testicles.)
  • 58 mins - Jeez woman, shut up!
  • 59 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN OLD LADY!
  • 64 mins - Any reason you're dry cleaning that woman?
  • 71 mins - What sort of bloodhounds are these, Akita/German Shepherds?
  • 73 mins - Nice blue tshirt under your camouflage there.

Quotes: 

  • Narrator: "So Melvin the monster hero rid Tromaville of all of it's evil, so the good citizens could live their lives in peace and happiness."

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileDialog
Green Music Note toxicavenger1.wav Bozo: "He is screwing up my karma, AHHHHHHHH!"
Green Music Note toxicavenger2.wav Chief Himmel: "He must still be in shock. All he does is sit around all day babbling about some seven foot monster."
Green Music Note toxicavenger3.wav Toxie: "I'm really the monster hero you've heard about, and every day I go out and I mash people! I tear them apart, and I can't stop!"
Green Music Note toxicavenger4.wav Reporter: "What is your administration's stand in regards to this alleged monster? Is he a menace or a miracle?"

 Click for a larger imageIMAGESScenes from the movie 

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 Watch a sceneVIDEOMPEG video files 

Video Cliptoxicavenger1.mpg - 2.6m
Toxie takes on some criminals in this scene. Why did the one guy's arm rip off, rather than him being flipped over the superjanitor? One thing is certain, I'm not doing the "pull my finger" trick anymore.

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Reply #17. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM by JT1BongWater182 (real screen name)
I was about 6 when i first saw the cover for The Toxic Avenger (of course back then I was an idiot and I always judged a movie by its cover) THE COVER WAS AWSOME! A GROSS LOOKING GUY IN A DRESS! (my exact words to my dad) So I told him dad... movie... now. When I was in the car I was so excited. I screamed Toxic, Toxic, Toxic, Guy in a dress.
I got home and kicked my sister off the couch. I saw about till the part when the kids head got crushed and I closed my eyes. Then when he fell in waste I cried. Then the first death scene where he gouged the guys eyes out. I ran out the room screaming. (this little epic also happend when i first saw the remake of the blob)

When I was 13 I rented it again. I loved it. I loved the sex scenes, the violence, and the gore. I have also just ordered the tox box (yes i have seen all 3, plus i own part 4, thanks to my good ole friends at troma.com) The tox box includes part 1 2 and 3 plus the first (and I think the only) movie of the cartoon) Please Instant message me JT1BongWater182 and tell me where i can get the cartoon episodes online!
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Reply #18. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Mightydein
 Yesterday was the first time i saw the toxic avenger and i thought it kinda of a stupid movie it did'nt show any violence but there some good Qualities to it.
   For exmaple some parts to were really funny.

Later i realized that I rented the Notoriously s**tty R-rated version by mistake.
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Reply #19. Posted on February 26, 2004, 03:46:21 PM by Mark
I was a huge fan of Toxic Crusaders when it was on. I had all the toys, books and clothes of this series and several years later I found out that it was actually based on this movie called The Toxic Avenger. I bought the DVD on Saturday for £5 and is the U.K version different to the U.S version cos it didnt seem that violent. I dont remember that kids head gettin crushed, who by the way was played by the kid who played Jeremy in Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, and did anyone notice when Sarah told Toxie her dog was shot dead, you can see the dog breathing perfectly!? All in all though a fun film
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Reply #20. Posted on March 12, 2003, 01:11:27 AM by zane
Oh lordy it`s been TOO long since I`ve seen this movie.  Troma truely rocks.  in the dept. of truely weird it rates in the hall of fame.  a few other movies would make it into this,  a whole slew(?) of cannibal movies(`of course this is the 20th century...there`s no such thing as cannibals anymore` is the most common quote), the great `blood sucking freaks` and, if you have ever seen this one...I still shudder to even think about it...`meet the feebles`(shudder!)  albiet m.t.f. was WAY over the top(what can you expect from a bizarre `muppet` movie featuring every bodily function known to man and a fox singing a song titled `sodomy`?)
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Reply #21. Posted on March 25, 2003, 02:07:55 AM by alicia
A great movie!  One of the best I have seen, in fact.  Its got cheesiness, hilarity, campiness and a moral.  What more do you want?
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Reply #22. Posted on June 27, 2003, 12:53:22 PM by The Amazing Fat Man
A perfectly watchable gore and sex movie.
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Reply #23. Posted on September 10, 2005, 06:10:37 AM by Hendo
The Toxic Avenger is a s**t movie very boreing form the start to the end? But Class Of Nuke Em High thats what you call a film!! You ever see the video any where buy it ppl......
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Reply #24. Posted on December 07, 2003, 04:00:45 AM by Steve
I really love the movie the Toxic Avenger. My favorite part in the movie is that in the health club, were the sauna is at, the girl is masturbating on the sauna and then when she first thought it was her boyfriend, under the cloth she took it off and found out that it was the toxic avenger.
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