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The movie starts off with two undercover police officers, Judith and Matt, sitting in a car. Through the miracle of back story, we find out that the two are romantically involved and Judith is pregnant. (Can you smell something awful about to happen? I knew you could.) Cue the arms dealers Lincoln and Hesse. Add them to a botched police bust. You come out with the equation of Matt shot dead and both criminals bolting from the scene. After checking on her boyfriend/partner, Judith chases the two into a surplus toy warehouse. Hesse is wounded from the altercation and cannot run fast, so Lincoln goes his separate way.
Hesse sees a light that somehow beckons him to come lay down in it. The blood from his wound drips into a mysterious hole in the floor. Cue the rebirth of an evil demon who can bring toys to life as his henchmen! Actually, there are only four toys that play a part in the killing.
1.) An evil clown/jack-in-the-box with a rattle who bites people.
2.) A baby doll named Oopsy Daisy who sports a knife and a potty mouth.
3.) A teddy bear with fangs that growls and bites people.
4.) A toy robot who fires laser projectiles at his victims.
We learn that the demon was born sixty-six years before present day. He didn't survive the birth, but his spirit waited for an opportunity to find a body to jump into. I am sure you have forgotten by now, but Judith is pregnant. So viola, there is the cell he's been looking for.
Mark, a chicken delivery guy, comes into the movie when he delivers dinner to the toy warehouse's night watchman, Charnetski. (Might I add that Mark drives a chickenmobile, which has a huge chicken on the top with light up eyes.) Lincoln is captured by Judith, but the two are trapped in a room. Add a wayward teen and there is your cast. The toys chomp and stab away at them until Mark and Judith are the only ones left standing. Oddly enough, Judith's unborn child takes the form of a toy soldier and helps save the day.
Does all this make sense? No? Good. At least I'm not the only one. For what it's worth, the film is a lot of laughs. Imagine the puppet cat of "Uninvited" in the form of these toys and there are your special effects! Also, Baby Oopsy Daisy saves the day with tons of hilarious quotes. I wonder if they will ever mass market a doll that calls fat people "Moby f**king Dick" and draws pentagrams with crayons. If a movie like this can be made, why not?
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 | It is almost impossible to get fired from a fast food restaurant.
| | Surplus toy warehouses have overnight security.
| | Toys are carnivorous.
| | Runaway teens hang out in air conditioning shafts.
| | Evil spirits can use toy blocks to communicate.
| | Demons prefer to take the form of ten year-olds.
| | Police handcuffs can be easily unlocked with a pocket knife.
| | Dollhouses are part of the astral plane.
| | Giving birth to a demon has to suck.
| | Demon's babies are sometimes given out as a substitute for Halloween candy.
| | The balance of good and evil all depends on a children's card game.
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| 13 mins - Hey, he is watching "Puppet Master 2." Talk about shameless self promotion.
| | 16 mins - Chickenmobile!
| | 23 mins - The toys "playing" with their first victim.
| | 35 mins - That baby doll has a vocabulary of a drunken sailor.
| | 38 mins - Ouch! A knife to the family jewels.
| | 50 mins - Little girls on tricycles with gas masks?
| | 68 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
| | 70 mins - He knocked his head off with a shotgun stock?
| | 75 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE SURPLUS TOYS!
| | 85 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE CHICKENMOBILE!
| | 87 mins - Kid Fight!
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Mr. Peterson: "Mr. Wayne, is that a cigarette in your mouth?"
Mark: "No, it's your d**k!"
Demon: "And when I'm done with them, then I'll come for you. Then we can do the nasty."
Mark: "We gotta get out of here, it's that simple. I can't handle this ghost s**t"
Demon: "How do you want your death served up to you? You want that chunky style or extra crispy?"
Charnetski: "The world is a toilet and the only people in it are a**holes."
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| Manager: "Now, I want you to make sure you come right on back here mister!"
Mark: "Well maybe I won't come back. Maybe I'll just plow your f**king chickenmobile into the river. How'd you like that?"
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| Oopsy Daisy: "I'm Baby Oopsy Daisy. You lard ass. Will you be my special friend?"
Charnetski: "What the hell?"
Oopsy Daisy: "I can walk, I can talk, I can even s**t my pants.
Charnetski: "Huh?"
Oopsy Daisy: "Can you s**t your pants?"
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| Judith: "The toys have not come to life!"
Mark: "The f**king teddy bear looks pretty alive to me. You saw it!"
Anne: "They're all over the warehouse. They're locking us in."
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| Judith: "Where are we?"
Demon: "Inside the doll's house. It's part of the astral plane. This is where I live."
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| Demon: "I'm going to eat the soul of your baby and take his shell for my own. Then, I'll induce labor. Before the night is through I'll be born in a human body, flesh and blood."
Judith: "Nooooooo!"
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| Mark does a good job of killing the jack-in-the-box, but Anne falls prey to Baby Oopsy Daisy. The doll is melted because Mark used a can of bug spray as a flamethrower.
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Reply #1. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:09:03 PM by Chadzilla
This is one of the BETTER Full Moon movie!?!
Well, yeah...it is, really.
And out of print, damn!
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Reply #2. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Denizen
Yes, in the oringinal script to Dark City David Goyer included a doll "Stranger." Fortrunity that never came to pass.
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Reply #3. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:09:49 PM by Jesus Thron
Hold on. . . Laughing hysterically. . . Okay, I'm good. What a great flick! This movie is written by one David S. Goyer. Could it be? Is this the same David Goyer of the Blade movies? I think it is.
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Reply #4. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Inkblot
When i was a bit younger, i was just terrified of this movie. What really caused me to hide my eyes in terror was the killer teddy bear. I don't know why, but whenever i saw him, he scared the bejesus out of me. And, to prove how weird i am, i wasn't scared of the "rampaging" killer teddy bear. You know, the one that makes silly growly noises and looks like a dish rag. I'm talking about his toy form, before he suddenly becomes demonized. For some reason, that scared me.
That's all i have to say about this movie. Oh yeah, the sequel, Dollman vs. The Demonic Toys, is probably the worst full moon film ever. I'm suprised no one has removed that pile of trash
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Reply #5. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Joe Mama
Yeah it is the same David Goyer who wrote the Blade movies and Dark City among others. I just rented a movie called "Zig Zag" w/Snipes and Leguizamo which Goyer wrote AND directed. Comes a long way from that "it's your dick" line in DT which STILL kills me.
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Reply #6. Posted on November 19, 2007, 06:32:28 AM by DT
doesnt this movie have to kids in it playing cards (battle or something like that)
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Little girls will happily substitute a big, ugly toad for a doll. 