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Somewhere in Spain (okay...it's Madrid) ANJEL the preacher discovers the true meaning of the apocalypse. According to ancient, mathematical, and boring knowledge he found out that the 'word' of God truly is a number telling the date of the Antichrist's birth! So far so good, but the real problem is that Anjel knows of the date but not of the PLACE! So he makes up a theory along the lines of: "If I'm a bad guy, Satan will trust me and tell me where it's going to happen!" This leads to some absolutely grotesque happenings including Anjel pushing a Mime off his box, stealing from a beggar, and wishing a dying man to go to hell.
Since the war against Satan always requires a little help, Anjel befriends Jose Maria whose name is the exact opposite of his appearance. He sure is one mean metal head! Bearded, some piercings, longhaired... ...living at mommy's place with his dear Grampa (who runs around naked and is permanently on drugs). Anyway, being a metal head, I feel our community as represented in Jose Marie is absolutely accurate! You wanna know how it is to be "Metal?" Watch EL DIA DE LA BESTIA and you will know!
Anyway, both try to find a way to contact Satan, without much success. Things change as their attention meets TV preacher "Professor Cavan," a fraud of course, but his blatant theories work anyway... ...somehow. A (totally improvised) black mass in Cavan's house leads to SOME sort of success... ...the violent demise of Jose Maria's mother, the fainting of Mina, the loss of one of Anjel's ears, and some piping hot bouncing breasts! Oh yeah, and Satan pulling off a stupid joke by displaying "quit playing games" through an anagram.
So far so good! Poor Cavan gets hit in the face several times, dropped off a building, set on fire, etc. He always gets all the thrashing! He even gets kicked while his muggers sing a song for him!
I don't want to take the ending away here, so I DO recommend you folks to head into the nearest video store to rent this jewel IMMEDIATELY! You won't regret it! You'll even find yourself watching this movie over and over again because the ending is nothing less but pure, twisted genius! DO IT NOW! THE END IS NIGH!!!
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 | Preachers are vicious mathematicians!
| | Father McGruder indeed DID have followers!
| | Metal Heads are the perfect odd-job guys! but tend to laugh hysterically in situations of life-danger!
| | TV preachers DO know the truth
| | Cockroaches are satanic!!! Yup, goats, too!!
| | Toast is holy!
| | Women can wield big knives but still faint at the sight of a tiny scalpel!
| | Hitting people on the back of their heads will grant you an instant seating opportunity
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| 4 mins - A little more to the left... ...THERE GOES THE PADRE!
| | 7 mins - ...I hate mimes... ...and so does Anjel!
| | 10 mins - OUCH! Head through glass counter!
| | 10 mins - Napalm DEZ?
| | 15 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A DEAD RABBIT!
| | 21 mins - AAAAAAAAAAAHK! MALE NUDITY!
| | 25 mins - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
| | 33 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN OFF-SCREEN VASE!
| | 34 mins - "I hate violence" WHACK! Hehehehee!
| | 35 mins - *thump*thump*thump* CARRY HER UP THE STAIRS YOU MORON! DON'T DRAG HER!
| | 41 mins - Annie Oakley?
| | 43 mins - I love this chasing scene. I don't know why. I'm just enjoying it. *Sigh*
| | 50 mins - Okay! He fell off the building! Back to normal everybody!!
| | 53 mins - Zzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt...
| | 58 mins - If that's the way God sends signs we have a REAL problem.
| | 65 mins - Is that the Microsoft building ??
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Anjel: "Go to hell my son!"
Anjel (to Jose-Maria:): "I want to be one of you! I want to see the devil!"
Jose Maria: "I betray Christ, too! Almost every day!"
Anjel: "I'm doing evil to safe the world! You've read Trittheim??"
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Reply #1. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Vincent
The statue ay the end of the movie is called "The Fallen Angel"
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Reply #2. Posted on September 27, 2001, 01:45:49 PM by Nuno
This movie is awesome! Even cooler, it plays alot in Portuguese and Spanish cable channels!
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Reply #3. Posted on October 18, 2001, 09:14:42 AM by Ron Ng
Amazing, everyone in spanish society and EEE in Imperial college should watch it.
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Reply #4. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Nikita
Sneeze and you'll miss a cameo by Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the sexy italian girl from "the postman"!
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Reply #5. Posted on July 27, 2003, 06:52:13 AM by Treeza
Hilarious film, you can`t get bored of watching it. It keeps me entertained on those rainy nights in Japan
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Reply #6. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Gwen
Hell-o!
This movie is probably my favorite! I saw it about 35 times, and I just can't get enough! The epitome of Death Metal (Evil humor!) This movie has to be ranked with Braindead, Bad Taste, From Dusk Til Dawn and Evil Dead I, II & III! A WONDER!!!
When you get tired of life, just press the "play" button of your VCR and...enjoy! That's it!
iEsto no es un juego!
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Reply #7. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by John
Hey, somebody here mentioned another pair of movies from spain "Torrente" 1 and 2. Check these movies out! They are not horror or sci fi, but they are hilarious as all hell!
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Reply #8. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by el Dude
yeah...check out Torrente 1..the sequel aint so good
a hilarous moment of "el dia de la bestia"
when the metalbanger gives grandpa his medicine(LSD)
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