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WIZARDS - 4 Slimes
Rated PG
Copyright 1976 Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation.
Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'

The Characters:  

Green Dot Avatar - Powerful, yet old, bearded, and short wizard. He sort of looks like a magician's cap with two feet and hair.
Green Dot Elinore - Fairy princess, she must have a difficult time flying with those breasts.
Green Dot Weehawk - Crazy elven warrior.
Green Dot Mayor - Elinore's father, assassinated by Necron 99.
Green Dot Larry - Cowardly lizard servant to Blackwolf. "Master feeds Larry, Master loves Larry..."
Green Dot Fritz - "They've killed Fritz!" Enough said.
Green Dot Necron 99 - Robot assassin created by Blackwolf, he turns into a dazed hippie named "Peace" after Avatar zaps him.
Green Dot Blackwolf - Avatar's evil twin brother who wishes to rule the world.

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The Plot: 

No bones about it, this cartoon feature is odd. Ralph Bakshi created a strange piece here, replete with some interesting rotoscoped sections. Often the animation is superimposed on doctored film, giving the movie a very distinct atmosphere. The story begins with mankind finally committing to nuclear war. (Nothing new there.) After the fallout settles it's not humans repopulating earth, but elves, fairies, and dwarves! This new balance is upset when twin wizards are born to a fairy queen, Avatar is good and kind, Blackwolf evil and hideous. Thousands of years later the two still struggle, only now Blackwolf has gained an upper hand - he rediscovered Adolf Hitler. Oh yes, the evil wizard builds tanks and makes his demon armies wear Nazi uniforms. After digging up a film projector and a Nazi propaganda film the forces of evil are unstoppable, it's up to Avatar, Elinore, and Weehawk. The mutants might be impossible to beat, but they're still incompetent. Poor Fritz, for some reason the whole affair of Max going berserk and then accidentally shooting Fritz (Who was unhurt, only unconscious.) is ridiculously funny to me. Peace wanders around in what appears to be a serious flower child haze, all the time riding those weird horse things. Hmm, try taking a Dachshund, an Ostrich, and a purple cow (As if there won't be purple cows after two million years of radiation.) to get an idea what they look like. A final confrontation does occur between the wizards and I will not spoil the film for you, but the duel ends rather quickly. This is a quiet cult hit, quiet on account that many animation purists beat it like a redheaded stepchild. Which is abuse and all you purists are going to jail.

Things I Learned From This Movie: 

Green Dot Never interrupt an elven funeral, especially if he's burying his horse-thing.
Green Dot Somebody is going to kill Fritz.
Green Dot The Nazi's were ruled by an evil sorcerer.
Green Dot 16mm film can last millions of years if stored correctly.
Green Dot Demons and mutants love disco.
Green Dot Religions must involve spanking and Coca-Cola.
Green Dot Giant ticks are flammable.
Green Dot Elves watch lots of Bruce Lee films.
Green Dot Viagra will survive the apocalypse. (You explain some 6,000 year old man having a sex drive.)

Stuff To Watch For: 

Green Dot 5 mins - I hope this isn't going to continue.
Green Dot 6 mins - Pixies and they're hookers!
Green Dot 24 mins - A Nazi propaganda film?
Green Dot 36 mins - I wouldn't start Plan B right yet.
Green Dot 40 mins - Holy Cromm, a giant pink rat!
Green Dot 46 mins - Peace, you are way loopy.
Green Dot 59 mins - Somebody dipped that tank in red dye.
Green Dot 67 mins - Feeling groovy, ahhh yeah...
Green Dot 68 mins - Zulu?

 Audio clips in wav formatSOUNDSStarving actors speak out 

FileSizeDialog
Green Music Note wizards1.wav 258k Max: "Fritz! Get up for God's sake, get up! They've killed Fritz, they've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies, those horrible atrocity filled vermin, those despicable animal warmongers, they've killed Fritz! Take that, take that, take that you green slime! You black hairy short bowlegged..."
Green Music Note wizards2.wav 151k Peace: "Fairies bad, not good, go around."
Avatar: "Hey, coming from Mr. Nice Guy here those fairies must be something else. Go on nut, we'd lose time."
Peace: "Bad fairies."
Green Music Note wizards3.wav 137k King Elf: "He's going to destroy his brother for us, with what? A woman child, one elf, and a moron robot."
Green Music Note wizards4.wav 121k Blackwolf: "The trouble with you my brother is that you've always been too good."
Avatar: "Well, that may be, but I still think I look more like ma than you do."
Green Music Note wizards5.wav 145k Blackwolf: "Brother there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"
Avatar: (Clapping) "You always did need an audience you sap."
Green Music Note wizards6.wav 75k Elinore: "How many years do wizards live, ten thousand or more?"
Avatar: "And I've got at least a thousand left, you know what I mean?"

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They've killed Fritz!

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Wizards
Reply #1. Posted on July 08, 1999, 10:32:22 PM by kx9x@uiuc.edu
I cannot believe the review of this movie. This guy totally misses the point of the whole film, not to mention the fact that he performed the absolutely UNCONSCIONABLE act of giving away the ending in his review. SHAME ON YOU!

"Wizards" is a product of the 70's. It's groovy, it's anti-war, and it is a work of genius. Comapred to today's computer animation, it will fall flat. However, it is still VERY visually appealling, the story is not all that far-fetched as the reviewer makes it out to be (Hey, we've got archaeologists now, don't we?), and it's simply a hell of a lot of fun. There's a lot going on in this movie; some slapstick, some social commentary, and even sex and violence, all packaged nicely in a science fiction/fantasy wrapper. The movie is absurd because WAR is absurd. It also reminds us that history will repeat itself if we don't remember it; some crazy SOB will come along and dredge up crud from the past. I'm truly sorry this movie went over the reviewer's head. Check it out..it is worth your time.
Wizards
Reply #2. Posted on July 24, 1999, 12:19:09 AM by Nattalie Query????
   Well I'm a young teen-ager from the 1990's but I loved this movie.  And as for mister anonymous, did you just read the box or did you actually watch the movie? The movie I believe is far from gay!!!!!  But there were still a few problems that I found with it.

   If I were to put the end of the movie into food terms, I would call the end not filling.  And I really have a problem with the fact that when Peace dies no one seems to acnowledge his death.  In fact they don't seem to acnowledge him at all after that point. The lack of acnowledgement of death by any of the other characters gives the misguided impressiion that he'll come back later in the movie.  And I really think he should have had someone to mourn over his death since he was really good at heart. Also I would like to know more about the other three lights the "pet" was talking about in the begining?

   But besides any of that I am in complete agreement with the first two people who loved this movie. I seems to be totally over this web pages critics head. This movie is greatly worthwile, and the critic completly misses the point, plot, and doesn't say squat about the story line
Wizards
Reply #3. Posted on July 24, 1999, 01:09:36 AM by Andrew
Okay, I've officially gotten tired of half-wits saying the movie went over my head.  First off - anything which throws multiple scenes of inept Nazi-powered demons slaying settlements of good and kind elves is obviously making some war statements.  Let's get down to nitty gritty with that, it's directly addressing the evils of Nazi Germany in World War II - which was quite honestly a country lashing back at the injustices they endured after losing World War I.  (Which they started in the first place, but I'm not commenting on Hitler here.  I'm commenting on the generic working class German, they felt unfairly burdened by the reparations and other limits imposed by France and Britain.)  Now, do you really want to debate World War II with me?  What did strike me about this film was the "feel" of it, the dark and brooding, sometimes helpless theme - and yet there is comedy.  Not entirely black humor either, just cartoon slapstick.  Four slimes means I liked the movie... ...and, "They killed Fritz!" still leaves me chuckling.
Wizards
Reply #4. Posted on September 01, 1999, 06:27:21 AM by J.C.
This movies GREAT!!! I'm a fan of bakshi and this is one of his best in my opinion. Peace and avatar
are my favorites in this movie and the "THEY KILLED FRITZ!!!" part is priceless. To the anonymous person who had asked if there was a part 2, no there isn't but this movie was a "practice" movie that bakshi made before he did a animated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkiens "The Lord Of The Rings" which came out a year after Wizards and is wery similar to wizards. Perhaps your brother saw "lord of the rings" and thought it was wizards 2? The company that made lord of the rings doesnt make the tape anymore but alot of blockbusters(at least where i live) have copys for rent in the "animation" section if your interested in checking it out.
Wizards
Reply #5. Posted on September 01, 1999, 02:51:48 PM by Warren H.
This movie was good, and had some very powerful moments in it.  Such as when a fairy women trained as an opera singer is forced to perform as a stripper instead.  The look of shame and humiliation on her face as she prepares to disrobe disturbed me to no end.  The movie does a very good job of making you think about how the common people suffer most in a war.  I'd like to congratulate Ralph Bakshi for making this.
Wizards
Reply #6. Posted on January 25, 2000, 11:43:30 PM by The Jackal
Unfortunatly this movie is not what everyone says it is , the roto - scoping animation is just an excuse for laziness on behalf of R. Bashki. He has made several animated films that all have one underlying theme...BORING!!!! I love all sorts of animated films from disney to Transformers, but his films are lame at best and downright badly animated. Maybe this is why you have never heard of anything made by this man past the seventies ...all the weed wore off and everyone realized his stuff was shit. Other than that a fine example of a bad movie.
Wizards
Reply #7. Posted on June 16, 2000, 02:06:33 AM by Sam Skjei
I loved this movie, I could'nt figure out the plot (it jumps around alot and seems to skip parts) but all together I liked it.  Except for the 5 minute sections where the armies appeared and bogged down the movie.  I also got the feeling that avatar was a old drunk and his brother (from his one speach) was only trying to help the mutants?  Oh well it still was a great flick.

"They killed Fritz"
Wizards
Reply #8. Posted on September 12, 2000, 02:43:59 PM by Raphael
You all know Mark Hamil (Luke Skywalker, for the uninitiated) does on of the voice-overs right?

It true, look it up in Cineamatique or some other suitable lexicon if you must.

Pretty cool, in my regards!
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