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This cat escapes from a research laboratory after ripping off some guy's arm and killing several others. You will find loads of fun watching the mutant cat believe me! Especially in the famous "truck attack" scene - it is obviously a rug-like puppet on the end of a person's arm! The girls are invited to go sailing with Graham (who is fleeing the U.S. for some reason involving illegal investing practices) and decide to take along three guys and a cat they pick up. The boat's engine breaks down and the cat goes on a rampage!
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 | A mutated cat life-form larger than a Rottweiler easily fits inside your average house cat host.
| | Mutant cat-things are poisonous and that poison makes human blood vessels explode.
| | George Kennedy was never young, ever.
| | When a truck rolls down a hill it sounds just like eighteen panes of glass breaking.
| | Sextants are easily converted into microscopes.
| | The sound of people kissing, when amplified, is disgusting.
| | All yachts carry cat poison.
| | Shooting a pipe on a boat that has not been running in several days will unleash a deadly geyser of steam.
| | Counting money, in a lifeboat, in the middle of a storm, by looking at - is easy.
| | Do not shoot a single 9mm bullet through a ship's hull; it will sink.
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| 3 mins - If this cat is so dangerous why are they carrying it by hand and why was the lab door wide open?
| | 18 mins - That there's a different truck than we just saw them driving. Oh, but it's rolling down a hill...
| | 22 mins - Where in the heck did that collar come from? The cat wasn't wearing it in the last scene.
| | 38 mins - Albert is talking while he's drinking. Who dubbed this?
| | 51 mins - Rachel thinks Lance might die from being shot in the arm?
| | 59 mins - Is he using a spatula as a weapon?
| | 78 mins - Rachel has been working on the engine for several hours but her white shirt is spotless, did Tide fund this?
| | 82 mins - There is no way they threw shots of a toy boat in there.
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| File | Dialog |  | uninvited1.wav
| Scientist 1: "The building's secure. Now Paul, no matter what happens, we can't let that cat out of here."
Scientist 2: "Dr. Gray, you saw what just happened at that stairwell."
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| Bobbie: "He's just a man: horny like every other guy."
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| Martin: "His heart's racing a mile a minute, his pulse is going crazy!"
Graham: "What happened to him? I've never seen anything like this!"
Martin: "Cat couldn't have done this. Look, it's right through the shoe."
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| Lance: "Did you see that thing? Did you see it? I've got the poison in my blood!"
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| A hand puppet attacking a truck. Count the panes of glass that break and enjoy.
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Reply #1. Posted on January 05, 1999, 08:10:07 PM by apostic@home.com
Can't get enough of this movie? For a less postitive outlook, try: http://www.jabootu.com/uninvited.htmI think it's kind of excessive, but I opened both pages (this and the other) and read them side-by-side. Clearly, I need to cultivate some new excesses... regards, Apostic |
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Reply #2. Posted on April 07, 1999, 02:49:37 PM by razor@pce.net
This movie is not deservant of the 5 slime drops or whatever the webmaster gave it. I thought it kind of sucked. The Brain was better than this! This movie was just kind of boring and there wasn't too much to laugh at. Check out Jack Frost, The Brain, or Evil Dead 2 for a good laugh.
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Reply #3. Posted on July 20, 1999, 01:28:00 AM by
is it me or did George Kennedy appear to have no eyes in this movie, especially the picture of him on the back of the box. I think Albert should have been in the movie more, he was my favorite character. Did anyone else get, annoyed looking at that birthmark on Lance's neck?
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Reply #4. Posted on December 08, 2001, 09:09:58 PM by Purple
...this is REALLY sad...
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Reply #5. Posted on March 14, 2000, 05:31:43 PM by Scaarge@aol.com
This is a fun slice of cheese. A great clip would be the scene about 30 mins in, where Alex Cord tries to cheer up Geo--um,he-who-shall-not-be-named. Also great were the obviously repeated scenes, right after the other: Cord going off on his "I'm sorry!" riff when the gun is turned on him, and one of the gals drinking champaign and licking her thumb. Finally, I've never heard a cat meow in short repeated bursts like that, no one would have them as pets if they were that annoying.
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Reply #6. Posted on May 16, 2000, 04:28:33 PM by Tyler
All eighties movies, especially bad ones, must have a random dance scene where they dance to trashy music. And What's wrong with Lance? He should take dancing lessons. The movie is incredibly hilarious in general: Lines to remember : "At least i know other parts of my body still work.." ... "You're a nice kitty.. you won't hurt me.." and of course, "We're all gonna die.. what does anything matter anymore? We're all gonna die!" Something like that.. i love this movie.
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Reply #7. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by Greenhornet
The "brilliant" college boy makes a microscope out of the boat's sextant. A couple of scenes later they discover that they have gone off course and are lost at sea. Gee, it's too bad they don't have a navigation aid like.......Oh, I don't know....a SEXTANT!!!!!!!!
Morons. Get 'em, Mutant Thingie! Get 'em!!
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Reply #8. Posted on November 25, 2006, 05:10:12 PM by david
in the "A hand puppet attacking a truck." clip, listen to the sound of the glass breaking when the 'cat' attacks...
nice how they sampled that and used it over and over and over and over, oh and OVER when the pickuptruck rolls down the hill....
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