UNINVITED
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| Rated PG-13
| | Copyright 1987 Greydon Clark Productions Inc.
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'
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- Martin - College Biology student.
- Rachel - Yacht captain and mechanic who loves Biology students.
- Mr. Graham - A crooked investor fleeing to the Caymans.
- Mr. Harvey - RUN! It's George Kennedy, the Anti-Christ of film!
- Albert - A spastic, scrawny, alcoholic hitman for Graham who gets sick when he kills someone?
- Suzanne and Bobbie - Two college bimbos on spring break.
- Lance and Corey - Two college morons on spring break. Lance is the one with that ugly-ass blue hat.
- The Uninvited - A mutant cat-thing that hides inside a normal cat's skin.
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George Kennedy, can you feel my loathing? My horror? Hey, don't touch me you freak. I love the movie though, despite he-who-we-shall-not-name-again.
This cat escapes from a research laboratory after ripping off some guy's arm and killing several others. You will find loads of fun watching the mutant cat believe me! Especially in the famous "truck attack" scene - it is obviously a rug-like puppet on the end of a person's arm! The girls are invited to go sailing with Graham (who is fleeing the U.S. for some reason involving illegal investing practices) and decide to take along three guys and a cat they pick up. The boat's engine breaks down and the cat goes on a rampage!
For some reason I seem to have a personal thing for this movie; quite a few other people loathe it. |
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- A mutated cat life-form larger than a Rottweiler easily fits inside your average house cat host.
- Mutant cat-things are poisonous and that poison makes human blood vessels explode.
- George Kennedy was never young, ever.
- When a truck rolls down a hill it sounds just like eighteen panes of glass breaking.
- Sextants are easily converted into microscopes.
- The sound of people kissing, when amplified, is disgusting.
- All yachts carry cat poison.
- Shooting a pipe on a boat that has not been running in several days will unleash a deadly geyser of steam.
- Counting money, in a lifeboat, in the middle of a storm, by looking at - is easy.
- Do not shoot a single 9mm bullet through a ship's hull; it will sink.
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- 3 mins - If this cat is so dangerous why are they carrying it by hand and why was the lab door wide open?
- 18 mins - That there's a different truck than we just saw them driving. Oh, but it's rolling down a hill...
- 22 mins - Where in the heck did that collar come from? The cat wasn't wearing it in the last scene.
- 38 mins - Albert is talking while he's drinking. Who dubbed this?
- 51 mins - Rachel thinks Lance might die from being shot in the arm?
- 59 mins - Is he using a spatula as a weapon?
- 78 mins - Rachel has been working on the engine for several hours but her white shirt is spotless, did Tide fund this?
- 82 mins - There is no way they threw shots of a toy boat in there.
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Dialog |  | uninvited1.wav
| Scientist 1: "The building's secure. Now Paul, no matter what happens, we can't let that cat out of here."
Scientist 2: "Dr. Gray, you saw what just happened at that stairwell."
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| Bobbie: "He's just a man: horny like every other guy."
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| Martin: "His heart's racing a mile a minute, his pulse is going crazy!"
Graham: "What happened to him? I've never seen anything like this!"
Martin: "Cat couldn't have done this. Look, it's right through the shoe."
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| Lance: "Did you see that thing? Did you see it? I've got the poison in my blood!"
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| Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| | Watch a scene | VIDEO | MPEG video files | |
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| A hand puppet attacking a truck. Count the panes of glass that break and enjoy.
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Reply #17. Posted on April 09, 2004, 06:37:03 AM by Vegafanatic
I swear, that cat looks just like my own cat, Bubby.
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Reply #18. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by The Uninvited
Before I even popped the movie into my VCR, I was crying from laughing so hard at the artwork on its cover. This is the best movie ever made. I've never laughed so hard in my life. Did anyone notice that the mutant cat thing was big in some scenes and small in others? Jim Henson eat your heart out.
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Reply #19. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by HotnBiscuits
This film is definitely a tough one to find. For anyone that appreciates b-movies, this is a definite must see before you die!!! Killer cats, heinous dancing, terrible lines....it doesn't get any better than this folks. This movie was worth EVERY slime drop the web host gave! Go watch it, I promise you wont regret it.
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Reply #20. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Arm Commander
Not even George Kennedy would stop this movie from getting 5 devil heads. Pure gore. So the great and undeniable Arm Commander has his word spoken. G'night.
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Re: Uninvited
Reply #21. Posted on January 23, 2007, 05:39:08 PM by rocky racoon
this move is so incredibly bad that it must be one of the 5 funniest films of all time. you have no idea how much of an effect this movie has had on my life...every day i say "you are such a DUMB broad!" or i break out into a long continuous stream of cat yelps. i am seriously a changed person having seen this movie. re-used footage gives the audience a spectacular deja-vu experience, and crowds of curious spectators watching while a man's chest explodes is something i believe we all can relate to. easily one of the best thigns ot have ever happened to me.  |
Re: Uninvited
Reply #22. Posted on January 24, 2007, 08:47:19 AM by Joe
i have the original(i guess) vhs ( small box, no hologram cover) and i love it. i just ripped it to dvd yesterday.
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Re: Uninvited
Reply #23. Posted on May 27, 2007, 09:17:38 PM by HarlotBug3
First, let me just ask if it's hot in here?
Now that we've got your attention, did anyone think that (despite the undertones of anti-animal-experimentation) the ending is ultimately cruel, not to any of the "actors" but to the HOST CAT??!!
Seriously, it seems the mutant floats on to infect a vacation cat, but the original fluffy orange kitty (mind controled to jump onto that truck?) goes down with the ship.
Also, the cat's motives are sometimes to be questioned? At first, it's a vigilante, crashing down highway robbers, drunk no-goodniks and would-be rapists, and then the next thing you know he's making vienna sausages out of the engenue's fingers?
Another question that perhaps points to the sequel.... WHERE THE HELL DID BOBBIE GO? Bitch can't swim?
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| LASER CATS
Reply #24. Posted on December 14, 2007, 01:04:59 PM by kay
The reason why it's funny is because it reminds you of "LASER CATS"
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