UNINVITED
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| Rated PG-13
| | Copyright 1987 Greydon Clark Productions Inc.
| | Reviewed by Andrew Borntreger on 'a long time ago'
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- Martin - College Biology student.
- Rachel - Yacht captain and mechanic who loves Biology students.
- Mr. Graham - A crooked investor fleeing to the Caymans.
- Mr. Harvey - RUN! It's George Kennedy, the Anti-Christ of film!
- Albert - A spastic, scrawny, alcoholic hitman for Graham who gets sick when he kills someone?
- Suzanne and Bobbie - Two college bimbos on spring break.
- Lance and Corey - Two college morons on spring break. Lance is the one with that ugly-ass blue hat.
- The Uninvited - A mutant cat-thing that hides inside a normal cat's skin.
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George Kennedy, can you feel my loathing? My horror? Hey, don't touch me you freak. I love the movie though, despite he-who-we-shall-not-name-again.
This cat escapes from a research laboratory after ripping off some guy's arm and killing several others. You will find loads of fun watching the mutant cat believe me! Especially in the famous "truck attack" scene - it is obviously a rug-like puppet on the end of a person's arm! The girls are invited to go sailing with Graham (who is fleeing the U.S. for some reason involving illegal investing practices) and decide to take along three guys and a cat they pick up. The boat's engine breaks down and the cat goes on a rampage!
For some reason I seem to have a personal thing for this movie; quite a few other people loathe it. |
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- A mutated cat life-form larger than a Rottweiler easily fits inside your average house cat host.
- Mutant cat-things are poisonous and that poison makes human blood vessels explode.
- George Kennedy was never young, ever.
- When a truck rolls down a hill it sounds just like eighteen panes of glass breaking.
- Sextants are easily converted into microscopes.
- The sound of people kissing, when amplified, is disgusting.
- All yachts carry cat poison.
- Shooting a pipe on a boat that has not been running in several days will unleash a deadly geyser of steam.
- Counting money, in a lifeboat, in the middle of a storm, by looking at - is easy.
- Do not shoot a single 9mm bullet through a ship's hull; it will sink.
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- 3 mins - If this cat is so dangerous why are they carrying it by hand and why was the lab door wide open?
- 18 mins - That there's a different truck than we just saw them driving. Oh, but it's rolling down a hill...
- 22 mins - Where in the heck did that collar come from? The cat wasn't wearing it in the last scene.
- 38 mins - Albert is talking while he's drinking. Who dubbed this?
- 51 mins - Rachel thinks Lance might die from being shot in the arm?
- 59 mins - Is he using a spatula as a weapon?
- 78 mins - Rachel has been working on the engine for several hours but her white shirt is spotless, did Tide fund this?
- 82 mins - There is no way they threw shots of a toy boat in there.
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| | Audio clips in wav format | SOUNDS | Starving actors speak out | |
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| File | Dialog |  | uninvited1.wav
| Scientist 1: "The building's secure. Now Paul, no matter what happens, we can't let that cat out of here."
Scientist 2: "Dr. Gray, you saw what just happened at that stairwell."
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| Bobbie: "He's just a man: horny like every other guy."
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| Martin: "His heart's racing a mile a minute, his pulse is going crazy!"
Graham: "What happened to him? I've never seen anything like this!"
Martin: "Cat couldn't have done this. Look, it's right through the shoe."
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| Lance: "Did you see that thing? Did you see it? I've got the poison in my blood!"
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| Click for a larger image | IMAGES | Scenes from the movie | |
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| | Watch a scene | VIDEO | MPEG video files | |
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| A hand puppet attacking a truck. Count the panes of glass that break and enjoy.
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Reply #9. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM by Jon Washington
For fans of "Before-they-were-stars" trivia, you should also note that "Lance" is played by Melrose Place alum, Rob Estes and "Bobbie" was Hayden Fox's daughter on Coach.
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Reply #10. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by chadzilla
I just don't get it.
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Reply #11. Posted on January 03, 2001, 08:00:49 PM by George Kennedy
George Kennedy RULES!!!!!!!!
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Reply #12. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Nathan
This movie is AWESOME! It certainly deserves your perfect rating. When I saw the cover I had tears of joy streaming down my face. I learned so much about the human race just watching it. There's a venomous cat inside of us all.
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Reply #13. Posted on November 15, 2001, 02:49:35 AM by Marcus
This movie is um...ug...honestly probably worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space. This horrid flick seems to have been made by people who thought this would be HUGE. I think the main thing I learned from this movie is white people SHOULD NOT EVER dance. Also, George Kennedy packs a mean punch and kick combo...well for a fat old guy. One more thing, why was he first in the end credits? Contract stipulation maybe??? Classic for bad movies though...
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Reply #14. Posted on June 25, 2002, 06:56:24 PM by leopard
i bought this film becuse it was in a big box and it had a hollograme on the front (very nice) the film wasnt that nice though.
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Reply #15. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by john d.
dude, me and my friend watched the guyver dvd last night. super hilarious. our favorite part was towards the end when he's fighting the zoalord and the zoalord hits the guyver on the chest when he is laying down, but some how the guyver ends up flying through the air and hits a wall...WHAT THE HECK??!?!? HAHAHAHA....anyway i'm just trying to find that specific video clip. if anybody knows, tell me. whatev_brah@yahoo.comjohn d. |
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Reply #16. Posted on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM by Mr Softy
Yeah, I've seen this! Ha ha, it was a great night. Dumb movie, booze and weed!
This cat is so cool. This movie is so bad.
I love bad movies. And bad cats.
What a great night it was. :-)
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