THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION SCRIPT PAGE 7 |
| Rocky Horror | SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT ROCKY! Unnngggghhhh! The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head and I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread! Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery and can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer! I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. |
| Transylvanians | That ain't no crime! |
| Rocky Horror | And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnamable dread. |
| Transylvanians | That ain't no crime! |
| Rocky Horror | CHECK HIM OUT ASSHOLE! My high is low. I'm dressed up with no place to go and all I know is that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh Rocky! |
| Transylvanians | Sha-la-la. That ain't no crime! (refrain) |
| Rocky Horror | The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. |
| Transylvanians | That ain't no crime! |
| Rocky Horror | And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread! |
| Transylvanians | That ain't no crime! |
| Rocky Horror | Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery and can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. SHAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh Rocky! |
| Transylvanians | Sha-la-la. That ain't no crime! (refrain) |
| Frank-N-Furter | Oh really! That's no way to behave on your first day out! CAN YOU FORGIVE HIM? But, hmm, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you. IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP THE BARS, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP THE BARS, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP THE BARS! Oh, I just love success! |
| Riff Raff | He's a credit to your genius Master. |
| Frank-N-Furter | Yes! |
| Magenta | A triumph of your will! |
| Frank-N-Furter | Yes! |
| Columbia | He's okay! FUCKED UP! |
| Frank-N-Furter | WHAT DID SHE SAY? Okay? MORE EMPHASIS! Okay!? I think we can do better than that! Now, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? |
| Janet | DON'T ASK JANET, SHE'LL LIE! Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. JUST ONE BIG ONE! |
| Frank-N-Furter | I didn't make him for you! WHAT DOES HE CARRY? He carries the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval. (CLAP AND MAKE SEAL SOUNDS) DESCRIBE RIFF RAFF. A weakling weighing 98 pounds, will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground. And soon in the gym with a determined chin, the sweat from his pores I CAN'T READ THIS SHIT! as he works for his cause. Will make him glisten WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE? and gleam and with massage and just a little bit of steam. GO FOR THE GOLD, BUT MISS THE HOLE! He'll be pink and quite clean. He'll be a strong man, oh honey, but the wrong man. SHOW US KING KONG'S DICK! He'll eat nutritious, high protein, and swallow raw eggs, try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and BALLS! legs! Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan, in just seven days AND SIX LONG NIGHTS! I can make you a FAG, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD! man! He'll do press-up and chip-ups. Do JANET'S! the snatch, clean, and jerk. OFF! He digs dynamic tension, must be hard work. Such strenuous living, I just don't understand when in just seven days. AND SIX LONG NIGHTS! I can make you a FAG! JUST LIKE YOUR DAD! man! LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG RED DOOR! |
| Columbia | Eddie! |
| Eddie | FUCK THE HELMET LAWS! SING IT FAT BOY! Whatever happened to Saturday night SUNDAY MORNING! when you're at the job and you felt all right. It don't seem the same since cosmic light, came into my life, I thought I was divine. I use to go for a ride with a chick who'd go and listen to the music on the radio. A saxophone was blowing on a rock n roll show, we climbed in the back seat and baby had a real good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N ROLL! I really love that rock n roll! (refrain) |
| Transylvanians | Lovely party! |
| Eddie | KICK ASS! KICK ASS! My head, it used to swim from the perfume I smelled, my hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt. I kissed my baby's pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt, she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. HEY COLUMBIA WANT A KISS? SIKE! Get back in front, put some hair oil on, Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. With your arms around your girl you try to sing along. SCARE THE SLUT! It felt pretty good, baby had a real good time! Hot patootie, bless my soul, SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK N ROLL! I really love that rock n roll... DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD! |
| Frank-N-Furter | HEY FRANK, THAT'S NO WAY TO PICK YOUR FRIENDS! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GRATEFUL DEAD ALBUM? One from the vaults. BLOODY GLOVES? PLANT THEM AT OJ'S HOUSE! Oh baby! I'M UPSET! Don't be upset. WHAT KIND OF A KILLING WAS IT? It was a mercy killing. WHAT KIND OF CHARM DID HE HAVE? He had a certain naive charm, BUT NO WHAT? but no muscle! SHOW US SOME ROCK! But a deltoid, and a bicep, a cut groin, and a tricep, makes me... WANNA FUCK A MIDGET! ...shake! Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the BALLS! hand. In just seven days AND SIX LONG NIGHTS. I can make you a FAG, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD! man. I don't want no dissension, just dynamic tension. STRUT, STRUT, STRUT, STRUT. |
| Janet | SING IT BITCH! I'm a muscle fan! |
| Frank-N-Furter | In just seven days AND SIX LONG NIGHTS! I can make you a FAG, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD! man! Dig it, if you can! In just seven days AND SIX LONG NIGHTS I can make you a FAG, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD! man.
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