CAPSULE B-MOVIE REVIEWS
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| THE LETTER A |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | The Asphyx
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| A scientist discovers a way to capture the spirit of death.
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| THE LETTER B |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | The Bat People
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| You can obviously get worse things than rabies from a bat bite.
| | The Bermuda Depths
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| A young man discovers that his girlfriend is a sea devil, and that their pet sea turtle is Satan's monster.
| | The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
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| New York is attacked by a plague-infested dinosaur.
| | The Black Hole (2006)
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| No cool effects or amusing flying robots in this disaster of a movie.
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| THE LETTER C |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | The Capture of Bigfoot
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| The worst film ever made in BFW (Wisconsin).
| | Chillerama
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| One awful movie made up of four awful mini-movies does not a good movie make.
| | The Curse
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| Have you ever wanted to see somebody slap the snot out of Wesley Crusher?
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| THE LETTER D |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Death Dimension
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| "The Pig" has a freeze bomb, and a breast-eating turtle.
| | Diamonds of Kilimandjaro
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| White jungle goddesses spend a lot of time lounging (topless) in trees.
| | Dragon Fighter
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| A cloning lab picks the wrong bones for its experiments.
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| THE LETTER E |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Evil Toons
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| A demonic cartoon escapes from a cursed book and chases after some college girls.
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| THE LETTER H |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Hercules vs. the Hydra
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| The main muscle man from Greece has a lot to learn about love.
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| THE LETTER I |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Invaders from Mars
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| Those aliens look like killer Cornish game hens.
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| THE LETTER J |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Jeepers Creepers
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| The scary part of the story is the writer/director.
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| THE LETTER K |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Kiss Me Quick!
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| A mad scientist shows off his latest artificial bimbos to a stupid alien.
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| THE LETTER L |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Latitude Zero
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| Where else can you find a giant flying lion that has the brain of an Asian woman?
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| THE LETTER M |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Maneater of Hydra
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| It is a killer tree, just walk away.
| | Mesa of Lost Women
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| The real horror is the soundtrack, because the film makers recorded fifteen seconds of music, then looped it.
| | Mortal Challenge
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| This movie is a lot like "The Running Man," though it lacks Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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| THE LETTER O |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Of Unknown Origin
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| Peter Weller battles Ratzilla.
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| THE LETTER P |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Pterodactyl
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| Prehistoric eggs hatch and a flock of man-eating pterodactyls surprises a paleontologist and his graduate students.
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| THE LETTER Q |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | No entries
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| THE LETTER R |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Rock & Rule
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| An evil rock & roll overlord wants to rule the world.
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| THE LETTER S |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Savage Planet
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| People exploring an alien planet discover it is filled with bears.
| | Silent Hill
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| The terrifying secret of the town of Silent Hill is that nobody knows what is going on.
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| THE LETTER T |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Tears of the Black Tiger
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| This is probably the best violent cowboy shoot 'em up ever made in Thailand.
| | Tintorera!
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| It has to be Spanish for "three-way" or "tiger shark."
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| THE LETTER U |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | No entries
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| THE LETTER V |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Versus
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| Anti-hero + firearms + zombies = dead zombies.
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| THE LETTER W |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | No entries
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| THE LETTER X |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | No entries
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| THE LETTER Y |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | No entries
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| THE LETTER Z |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Zebraman
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| Black and white stripes of justice!
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