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On the road of life there are small mammals that can breed faster than you can say "Zub zub" or "Zoom zoom", or whatever the heck it was that kid used to say that made people want to buy cars.
- The Killer Shrews
The military arm of the CDC owns a lot of used bread trucks.
- The Blob (1988)
"I should have drowned you with the rest of your litter!"
- The Star Wars Holiday Special
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| THE LETTER B |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Babes in Toyland
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| Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves must save Toyland from evil Christmas Trees.
| | Barn of the Blood Llama
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| Crazed llamas which spit toxic cud and hate menstruating women.
| | Bad Channels
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| Fungus aliens take over a radio station to collect women.
| | Bad Girls Go to Hell
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| But the stupid ones go to New York, apparently.
| | Bad Taste
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| Vomit eating aliens invade Earth seeking to turn humans into intergalactic fast food.
| | Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy
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| Jane Fonda encounters an Angel, a lava lamp monster, and Duran Duran in the year 40,000.
| | Bats
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| Bats, created by our government to be the ultimate weapon, get loose and chew up Texas.
| | Battle Beyond the Stars
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| John Boy must fight off an evil warlord to save his planet. Luckily he has seven samu...ah, some aliens helping him.
| | Battle Queen 2020
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| Julie Strain fights for control of the last snowmobiles on Earth.
| | Beast from Haunted Cave
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| A spider monster lurks in the wintry woods.
| | The Beast of Yucca Flats
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| Tor Johnson becomes a killing monster in the name of progress.
| | The Beastmaster
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| Dar was born from a cow (long story) and is able to speak with animals.
| | Beginning of the End
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| Giant grasshoppers threaten Chicago!
| | The Being
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| Idaho's one and only monster movie.
| | Beneath the Planet of the Apes
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| Mutants under NYC worship "The One True Bomb."
| | Beowulf
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| Same as the legend, but with techno music, chainsaw swords, and martial arts.
| | Big Bad Mama
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| "Bonny and Clyde" with a naked William Shatner thrown in, yech.
| | Billy Jack
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| Caring and productive people (the hippies) are beset by evil white men, but their defender is a legendary figure clad in denim.
| | The Black Scorpion
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| That is a big darn scorpion.
| | Blades
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| A golf course is terrorized by a killer lawnmower in this low budget parody of "Jaws."
| | Bleeders
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| Nothing like a scene where the main character eats a pickled baby.
| | The Blind Dead
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| They thirst for the warm blood of the living, and hunt victims by following their terrified screams.
| | The Blob (1958)
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| A true classic of the genre. Watch as Steve McQueen fights a hungry horror from outer space!
| | The Blob (1988)
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| The Blob returns to dine once again on tasty human snacks.
| | Blood Freak
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| Nothing says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" like a turkey-headed man killing drug users and drinking their blood to satisfy his own addiction.
| | Blood Hook
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| Fishing for people is a perfect way to pass the afternoon.
| | Bloodsucking Freaks
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| A sadist master trains female slaves.
| | Bloody Bender
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| Independent film about a crazy killer.
| | Body Melt
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| New vitamins which cause people to melt and explode plague Australia.
| | A Boy and His Dog
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| Don Johnson wanders around after the apocalypse with a telepathic dog.
| | The Brain
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| A hideous brain creature takes over people's minds through TV.
| | The Brain from Planet Arous
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| John Agar is taken over by a huge and sexually deviant space brain!
| | Brain Damage
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| Brain eating parasite which also injects people with hallucinogenic drugs.
| | Breakin'
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| A trio of street dancers turn the world of rhythm upside down (probably spinning on its head).
| | Brides of Blood
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| A radioactive monster makes love to women so hard that they fall apart.
| | Buck Rogers
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| Buck Rogers awakes to a world in need of a womanizing hero.
| | The Buddhist Fist
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| Buddha spent a lot of time practicing kung fu.
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| THE LETTER C |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Candy
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| Flee, flee for your lives!
| | Cane Toads
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| Probably the most twisted documentary ever made.
| | Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
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| Savage feminists eat men with gaucamolle dip.
| | The Car
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| Lucifer's vehicle is terrorizing the residents of Southern California, all forty of them.
| | Carnosaur
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| Genetic scientist creates chicken eggs that infect women, causing them to become pregnant with dinosaurs.
| | The Cars that Ate Paris
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| An Australian town runs people off the road to profit from the wrecked cars.
| | Cat-Women of the Moon
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| Earth's satellite is inhabited by frisky females wearing black leotards!
| | The Cave of the Silken Web
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| If Bollywood ever made a "Dragon Ball" movie...
| | Cavegirl
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| A nerd travels back in time and meets a beautiful cavegirl.
| | Cemetery Man
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| Francesco must stop the zombies which infest his graveyard.
| | The Champions of Justice
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| Blue Demon and his friends must stop Black Hand's army of super midgets. SUPER MIDGETS!
| | Cherry 2000
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| Your synthetic female love slave might not be the real thing, but it's a darn good facsimile.
| | The Children
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| They have been turned into monsters by a radioactive cloud!
| | Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
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| A group of thespians (not the cooler "L" word mind you) become zombie chow.
| | Chosen Survivors
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| "Yay, we're going to survive the nuclear war! Gah! BATS!"
| | C.H.U.D.
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| Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers consume New Yorkers.
| | City of the Walking Dead
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| Bloodsucking zombies created by a nuclear accident take over a city.
| | City Limits
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| Youth motorcycle gangs fight what is left of Corporate America in a future where plague has killed most adults.
| | Class of Nuke 'Em High
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| Music and TV is not ruining your kids, nuclear energy is!
| | Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown
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| Women with mouths where their bellybuttons should be, how sexy.
| | Cool As Ice
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| The Vanilla Ice movie - beware.
| | The Cosmic Man
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| "The Day the Earth Stood Fidgeting."
| | Crash and Burn
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| A small group of people try to survive the assault of one murderous robot.
| | The Crawling Eye
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| Switzerland is attacked by telepathic alien creatures which must live in extreme cold and are radioactive.
| | Creatures from the Abyss
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| Mutated fish eat some people.
| | The Creeping Terror
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| Possibly the slowest monster ever.
| | The Crippled Masters
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| Two Kung Fu masters, one without arms the other without legs, fight an evil warlord who has a metal hump on his back.
| | Cthulhu Mansion
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| A haunted house consumes gang members. This movie has an amazing number of mistakes.
| | The Curse of Count Chocula
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| The vampire that hates blood, but loves chocolate.
| | Cyber Ninja
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| Namco made a movie. It has lasers, samurai swords, and very little coherence.
| | Cyborg 2
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| Jack Palance: warrior, cyborg, and poet. Believe it, or not...
| | Cyborg Soldier
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| The government tries to make cyborg soldiers out of condemned criminals, with the expected results.
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| THE LETTER D |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Daimajin
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| A giant stone statue comes to life and destroys an evil samurai's army.
| | The Dark Power
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| Four ancient indian sorcerers arise from the dead and battle Lash LaRue.
| | Dark Star
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| John Carpenter's first "real" film. Ever see an alien made out of a beach ball?
| | Date With A Vampire
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| You finally find that special woman to have a one-night stand with and she turns out to be a bloodsucker.
| | Dawn of the Dead
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| The dead taking over the world really isn't funny, unless you consider zombies on escalators.
| | Day of the Animals
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| Animals become savage killers after the ozone layer is damaged.
| | Day of the Warrior
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| The busty (and often naked) ladies of L.E.T.H.A.L. defend America from a criminal with indian ancestors.
| | The Day Time Ended
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| A timewarp and special effects artists torment a family.
| | Dead Alive
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| AWESOME! Kung Fu Catholic priest and lawnmower wielding lad battle zombies!
| | Death Race 2000
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| David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone compete in a race to run over the most people. (Yo Adrian! Get out of the road...)
| | Death Ship
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| A cursed Nazi ship and George Kennedy kill people.
| | Deathstalker
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| One of the better 80s sword and sorcery flicks, at least it had plenty of nude women.
| | Delicatessen
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| Very odd French film about a building where they eat the handyman every now and then.
| | Demon Wind
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| Demons try to steal the souls from a group of people.
| | Destroy All Monsters
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| Three hundred percent more kaiju!
| | Devil Girl From Mars
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| The women of Mars are highly advanced and in need of men.
| | The Devil's Rain
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| William Shatner and Tom Skerritt must stop a satanic cult led by Ernest Borgnine and John Travolta (no, I'm not joking).
| | Dolemite
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| Rudy Ray Moore is the proud pimp of one dozen kung fu hookers.
| | Double Dragon
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| Two kickboxing brothers (one of which is Scott Wolf) must stop Koga Shuko from joining the parts of an ancient amulet.
| | Dragonball: The Magic Begins
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| The live action Dragonball Z movie.
| | Dr. Alien
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| Alien scientists use experimental sex drugs on a college nerd.
| | Dr. Phibes Rises Again
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| Phibes is back and this time it's no more Mr. Nice Revenant.
| | Dreamcatcher
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| Fanged, funky butt worms!
| | Drunken Wu Tang
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| Insane Kung Fu movie, Rat Face (that's his name) and Cha Le battle Devil, the Watermelon Monster, and a fat woman.
| | The Dungeonmaster
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| Computer geek versus Satan.
| | The Dunwich Horror
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| Cultist attempts to resurrect ancient gods. The real horror here is the acting.
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| THE LETTER E |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Eat and Run
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| Overweight alien visits earth, after hearing how good Italian is he tries some. To bad it's people, not the cooking.
| | The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed
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| A menagerie of short films with drunk drivers smashing into telephone poles, doomed pedestrians, and even talking cars!
| | Eegah!
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| Richard Kiel stars as a caveman in modern day Palm Springs.
| | El Topo
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| In the chaotic history of cult films there are several legendary movies. This bizarre story is one of them.
| | Eliminators
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| Remember that movie with the cyborg/tank?
| | Elves
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| An elf - bred by the Nazis. (This really is the plot.)
| | Endless Descent
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| An experimental submarine encounters killer seaweed and mutants galore.
| | The Evil Dead
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| Evil spirits steal the souls from Ash and his camper friends.
| | Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
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| Awesome fun! Evil spirits threaten Ash again, but this time he has an attitude and a chainsaw.
| | Evil Spawn
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| Lynn tries an experimental youth serum and turns into a monster.
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| THE LETTER F |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
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| The classic story of mean girls, in fast cars, looking for danger and finding it.
| | Feast
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| Hungry beasts besiege a dusty desert bar.
| | Fiend Without a Face
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| Canada is invaded by hopping brain monsters.
| | Fist of the North Star
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| When Ken punches people they explode...
| | Flash Gordon
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| Silly special effects, ludicrous acting, and Brian Blessed for crying out loud!
| | The Flesh Eaters
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| Another reason to stay out of the water.
| | Flesh Gordon 2
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| How high is your tolerance for toilet humor and breast jokes?
| | The Fly
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| If you do not at least know of this movie then you must be a space alien.
| | Flying Guillotine
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| Kung fu mayhem breaks out when the emperor trains assassins to use this deadly weapon.
| | For Your Height Only
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| The Philippines has a secret weapon you never dreamed of, a midget super spy!
| | Forbidden Zone
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| When the Elfmans make a movie with Herve Villachez you know it is going to be weird.
| | Frankenhooker
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| Mad scientist rebuilds his girlfriend from prostitute spare parts.
| | Fright Show
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| Four short films in the horror and science fiction category hosted by two complete idiots.
| | Future Force
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| David Carradine is a bounty hunter whose robotic arm hates your crotch.
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| THE LETTER G |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Galactic Gigolo
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| An alien wins a trip to Earth. Sex with human women is included in the vacation package.
| | Galaxina
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| The intergalactic patrol ship Infinity is sent to the far side of the universe to recover the BLUE STAR. "Ahhhhaaaahhhh!"
| | Gamera
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| Nuclear weapons wake up one very large and exceptionally unhappy turtle.
| | Gamera vs Gaos
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| The giant turtle tangles with the biggest vampire bat you ever did see.
| | Gamera: Guardian of the Universe
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| A fantastic giant monster movie.
| | Gamera vs Guiron
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| In space nobody can hear you make turtle soup.
| | The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
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| My viewing habits are best described as "painful," at times.
| | The Giant Behemoth
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| Radioactive dinosaur menaces London.
| | The Giant Claw
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| Earth is attacked by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD!
| | The Giant Gila Monster
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| Huge lizard attacks model railroads, model cars, model barns, and hotrodding teenagers.
| | GI Samurai
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| A small Japanese Defense Force unit is transported back in time. That descriptive phrase is cooler than the entire movie I assure you.
| | Godzilla: Final Wars
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| Aliens attempt to conquer the Earth, but a flying battleship wakes Godzilla to protect us from the other monsters.
| | Godzilla, King of the Monsters
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| Even with the awkward insertion of Raymond Burr, the American version of "Gojira" is worth viewing.
| | Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
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| When time travelers fool around with Godzilla's past he is none too happy, but can he destroy their super monster?
| | Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
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| Godzilla gets a helping hand from the biggest damn Pekinese you ever saw.
| | Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
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| Gorgeous layouts and shots of Godzilla, but his opponent sucked.
| | Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
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| Godzilla must battle King Ghidrah and Devo aliens to save Earth, then he gets to "Safety Dance."
| | Godzilla vs. Mothra
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| One of the "Godzilla as a natural disaster movies." Japan's only hope is a huge moth and her egg.
| | Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
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| Godzilla is up against Hedorah and 70's music; things look bad.
| | Godz of Wu Tang
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| Magical rocking horses, killer mimes, and brothers who look nothing alike.
| | The Gore Gore Girls
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| Somebody is killing strippers and they're being plenty inventive about it!
| | Graveyard Shift
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| An old mill is infested with rats, but something much worse lives in the basement.
| | Greaser's Palace
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| One of the strangest movies about religion you will ever see.
| | The Green Slime
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| Space Station Gamma 3 is under attack by electric jello monsters.
| | Gwendoline
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| Tawny Kitaen stumbles upon a secret kingdom of female warriors who wear leather thong bikinis.
| | Gymkata
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| How many villages have a pommel horse?
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| THE LETTER J |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Jacker II
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| What would you do if you were indestructible? Steal cars maybe?
| | Jack Frost
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| A psychopathic murderer is reincarnated as a killer snowman.
| | Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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| The Saviour, El Santos, vampires, and a whole lot of weirdness.
| | Journey to the Seventh Planet
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| Visitors to Uranus find that their greatest fears and desires are made flesh.
| | Jungle Hell
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| I don't understand the plot, but there were lots of elephants.
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| THE LETTER K |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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| Aliens that look like demented clowns turn a town into cotton candy snacks!
| | The Killer Shrews
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| The "shrews" are dogs wearing old rugs and scary masks, and they are eating everything in sight!
| | Krull
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| Swords, sorcery, aliens, lasers, and even a remote control 10,000rpm throwing star.
| | Kung Fu of Eight Drunkards
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| Young man learns the art of fighting "as if drunk" from an old master.
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| THE LETTER M |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Maleorvs
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| High school students release an ancient Greek demon.
| | The Manitou
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| Karen has a rather large pimple on her back, actually it's an evil Native American medicine man being reborn...
| | Manos, the Hands of Fate
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| The Master and his many wives are the servants of Manos. I think that Manos is the god of boredom.
| | Mark of the Astro-Zombies
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| Aliens use machete-wielding creations to attack the Earth.
| | Master of the Flying Guillotine
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| What is the sound of one fist punching a blind monk?
| | Masters of the Universe
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| I have the POWER!
| | Matango - Attack of the Mushroom People
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| Shipwreck survivors find an island full of aggressive portobellos.
| | Meet the Feebles
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| Warped movie about puppets doing drugs and having sex Probably makes Jim Henson turn over in his grave.
| | Megaforce
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| The secret to freedom is motorcycles armed with missiles.
| | Meridian
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| Werewolf booty call.
| | Message from Space
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| The Japanese version of "Star Wars."
| | Microwave Massacre
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| A cannibal, his women, and a microwave.
| | The Midnight Hour
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| Vampires, zombies, and other monsters run rampant on Halloween.
| | Millennium
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| Time travel, plane crashes, and a character named Louise Baltimore. Oh my.
| | Missile to the Moon
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| Moon women and moon spiders and rock monsters! Oh, my!
| | Mom and Dad Save the World
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| Can Jeffrey Jones stop Jon Lovitz from destroying Earth?
| | Mongrel
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| Mad dog! Er, man...
| | Monster
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| I usually like monster movies, but this was torture.
| | The Monster that Challenged the World
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| The US Navy battles killer gastropods in the middle of a desert.
| | Monster High
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| High school students must defeat Armageddon's basketball team or the Earth will be destroyed.
| | Moon 44
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| What is so strange about a galactic (meaning outer space) mining company using convicts to pilot helicopters?
| | Mosquito
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| Gunnar Hanson battles huge mosquitos!
| | Motel Hell
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| "Sweeny Todd," but with beef jerky and Rory Calhoun.
| | The Mummy
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| Boris Karloff and Edward Van Sloan make this movie a classic.
| | Mutant
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| Vampires created by toxic waste who suck blood through their palms.
| | The Mutilator
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| Death by outboard motor!
| | My Demon Lover
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| Girl falls in love with a guy who tranforms into a demon when aroused.
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| THE LETTER O |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Oasis of the Zombies
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| Boredom of the audience.
| | Oblivion
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| Science fiction meets the old west.
| | Octopus
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| Guess what the monster is. No, really...
| | Ol' Dirty Kung Fu
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| Young student learns Kung Fu from the famous master "Bamboo Stick."
| | Orca
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| Gosh, that is a smart whale.
| | Orgazmo
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| Probably the only Mormon/Porno/Superhero movie you will ever find.
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| THE LETTER P |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Parasite
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| Demi Moore fights gangs, merchants, and killer tadpoles. She probably wants to forget this movie.
| | Party Crasher
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| There is a party and some girls crash it, what that has to do with the movie is beyond me.
| | Peepers
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| I never want to see this film again.
| | Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-In-Law
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| Rudy Ray Moore is back at it, this time as a comedian/kung fu master who made a terrible pact with Lucifer.
| | The Pit
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| Psycho kid feeds people he doesn't like to monsters in a pit.
| | Pigs
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| AWFUL movie about pigs being fed human flesh.
| | Piranha
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| "Razorteeth" created by the Government (to win the Vietnam War no less) get loose and eat campers.
| | Piranha II
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| The fish are back and now they can fly!
| | Planet of the Apes
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| Charlton Heston finds out what will happen if every American doesn't own a firearm.
| | Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Aliens wish to destroy Earth before we discover a bomb which explodes sunlight.
| | Prince of Space
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| He is so awesome, they named the movie after him.
| | Princess Warrior
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| Princess warrior: maybe. Laser swords: kinda. People driving around, and driving around, and driving around: yes.
| | Prisoners of the Lost Universe
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| Dimensional travel has never been so confusing...
| | Prophecy
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| A mutated grizzly bear slaughters people in Maine.
| | Psycho Beach Party
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| Is Chicklet a murderer or just a sick young woman?
| | Pulse
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| Evil electricity tries to kill Matthew Lawrence.
| | The Punisher
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| Be good or else he will shoot you.
| | Puppet Master
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| Animated puppets slaughter a group of psychics.
| | Puppet Master II
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| The Puppet Master needs brains and when the Puppet Master needs brains people die!
| | Puppet Master III
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| Andre Toulon was nice until the Nazis killed his wife.
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| THE LETTER Q |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Q: The Winged Serpent
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| A resurrected Aztec god terrorizes New York City.
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| THE LETTER R |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Radioactive Dreams
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| Michael Dudikoff and John Stockwell are detectives in a post nuclear world ruled by freaks and disco mutants.
| | Raiders of the Living Dead
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| A reporter is chased by zombies.
| | Raiders of Wu Tang
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| A young student must master twenty-four bronze horses (who have powerful kung fu) to defend Shaolin.
| | Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
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| Ask me again how I did not go insane watching this movie.
| | Rats: Night of Terror
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| Rats shall inherit the Earth.
| | Rebirth of Mothra
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| A big moth, some little women, and two kids.
| | Red Sonja
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| She dislikes men, and hates Arnold Schwarzenegger's ex-girlfriend.
| | Redneck Zombies
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| Hicks drink moonshine contaminated with toxic waste, it turns them into people-munching undead!
| | Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
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| La Femme Fred Ward. And who could forget Chiun?
| | Reptilicus
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| What happens when one giant rubber snake takes a wrong turn and ends up attacking Copenhagen vice Tokyo.
| | The Resurrected
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| Lovecraft-inspired movies often suck. This is one of the good ones.
| | Return of the Living Dead
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| Send more paramedics! Hehe!
| | Return to Frogtown
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| What, no Rowdy Roddy Piper?
| | Robo C.H.I.C.
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| Arrgggghhhhhhhhh!
| | Robot Monster
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| Earth is brought to it's knees by one horny alien in a gorilla suit.
| | Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein
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| Record producer and mad scientist create a rock star from the parts of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, and - by accident - Liberace.
| | Rock n Roll Nightmare
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| Thor! must battle Satan to save humanity, this movie is amazingly bad.
| | Rock'n With Satan
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| The Devil offers to make two young men into good musicians.
| | The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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| The grandma cult movie of them all. Watch as Brad and Janet fall prey to the lust of alien transvestites.
| | Rodan
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| Two giant monsters threaten mankind's existence;a great movie from the folks at Toho.
| | Rollerball
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| Skates, motorcycles, a heavy metal shot, and violence: tomorrow's sport?
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| THE LETTER S |
| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Santa Claus
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| A devil named Pitch is sent to stop Santa, but the jolly man in red has two things on his side: child labor and wacky spying devices.
| | Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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| Can Saint Nick overcome evil invaders from space, a robot, and Pia Zadora?
| | Saturn 3
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| Somebody save me from old, naked Kirk Douglas - in space.
| | Screamers (1979)
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| A scientist creates creatures that are half fish and half man.
| | Seedpeople
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| Extraterrestrial flowers take root in California and begin pollinating human beings.
| | Sextette
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| Mae West, over eighty and still acting like Mae West. Ick, ick, ick...
| | Sgt Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
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| A New York cop accidently becomes man's only hope against evil, a Super-Kabuki!
| | The Shape of Things to Come
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| Jack Palance stars as the evil robot overlord in a movie we fondly call "Blinky, Blinky."
| | Shark Hunter
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| We're going to need a better movie.
| | Sheena
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| Painted horses, killer flamingos, and Tanya Roberts.
| | Shock Treatment
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| Brad and Janet appear on a reality TV show that threatens to commit him and corrupt her.
| | Shockwave (AI Assault)
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| Intelligent hunter-killer robots get loose on a tropical island.
| | Silent Night, Deadly Night
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| Punish!
| | Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II
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| Punish again, but recap the first movie too!
| | The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
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| Also known as "Mother Superior Jumped the Other Nuns."
| | The Sisterhood
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| Amazon women with psychic powers struggle to survive in the barren wastelands after a nuclear war.
| | Six-String Samurai
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| After nuclear war in 1957 Elvis became king, now he has died and a brave samurai rocker must battle Death for the throne.
| | Skeeter
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| Giant mosquitos, created by toxic waste, attack a desert town.
| | Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
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| This movie has one redeeming quality, female nudity.
| | Sleepstalker
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| Evil killer returns to slay his brother, only this time he is made of sand.
| | The Slime People
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| They have invaded Los Angeles, stockpile weapons and salt!
| | Slither
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| Freakish and funny, but what invasion by alien brain worms wouldn't be?
| | Slugs
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| Killer slugs! Really, I mean it. Why are you laughing?
| | The Slumber Party Massacre
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| Just once I'd like to see some boobies and not get killed for my trouble.
| | Solarbabies
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| A glowing orb helps the members of a rollerskate team free the Earth's water.
| | Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
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| Teenagers (played by actors in their thirties) release a demonic imp from its bowling trophy prison.
| | Sorority House Vampires from Hell
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| A vampiress rises from her grave. The audience suffers.
| | Soul Vengeance
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| When a man can use his penis to strangle people the audience suffers.
| | The Sound of Horror
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| A Spanish film about invisible dinosaurs in Greece.
| | Spaced Invaders
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| A truly funny alien invasion film. ZIM fanboys take note.
| | Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
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| Just the name makes you shiver, doesn't it?
| | Spaceship
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| In space no one can hear Leslie Nielsen scream.
| | Spookies
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| How many silly monsters can fit into one movie?
| | Squirm
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| A small town in Georgia is attacked by killer worms.
| | Starcrash
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| Incredibly bad space opera. Where else could you find David Hasselhoff using a lightsaber?
| | Star Crystal
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| ET's retarded cousin is killing off the crew of a space ship, who will be next?
| | Starship
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| Rebels fight football droids in the distant future.
| | The Star Wars Holiday Special
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| Okay, so he did make something worse than Episode 1.
| | Stealth Fighter
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| Satellite weapons and Ice-T flying an F-117, this movie is not what you would call "firmly rooted in reality."
| | Stop It, You're Killing Me
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| There are more references to sleeping with a hundred and twelve year old man than can be healthy.
| | Strays
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| A pack of killer house cats is on the loose.
| | Street Fighter
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| Now, why did I not think of casting Raul Julia as Bison?
| | Street Trash
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| Bums melt into puddles of goo after drinking contaminated whiskey.
| | Story of Ricky
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| AMAZINGLY GORY Kung Fu movie!
| | The Stuff
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| Killer dessert! It takes over your body, but has 50% less fat.
| | Superman IV
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| The "Man of Nuclear Disarmament."
| | Super Mario Bros.
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| Frank Booth hates plumbers.
| | The Sword and the Sorcerer
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| That sword makes me tired just looking at it.
| | Syngenor
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| What if Enron had created mutant monsters?
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| MOVIE NAME | RATING | SYNOPSIS | | Vampire Men of the Lost Planet
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| Three different films (one of them a Filipino caveman flick) cobbled together. Impressive, very impressive.
| | Vampyres
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| Lesbian vampires! Well, actually I guess they're bisexual.
| | The Video Dead
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| Zombies escape from a cursed television (the ultimate in 3-D).
| | Video Violence
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| Why are the people of this little town so interested in gory movies?
| | Voodoo Academy
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| Voodoo? Not really. Guys in whitie-tighties? Yes.
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