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Title: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

Well, here's my idea, I was thinking about how Andrew posts random thoughts on occasion so I thought to myself, "Hey, we should do that!"

So, here it is!  The Badmovies.org Random Thoughts Forum Thread!

Here you can post your random thought and comment on other people random thoughts. 

Hope everyone enjoys!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 05, 2008, 10:13:16 PM
This one prompted quite a bit of discussion a few weeks back:

If cannibalism was a socially accepted practice, how different do you think the meat section of the local supermarket would be?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 05, 2008, 10:13:52 PM
To kick this thread off, I'll post MY first random thought...


Personally, I don't think a guy like CJ would waste his time driving a cab (or an ambulance for that matter.)  MUCH less delivering pizza. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 05, 2008, 11:03:11 PM
In semi-response to Mofo's post, I've always been curious about cannibalism. If given a somehow legal method with which to do it, and were it prepared by a competent cook and guaranteed not to make me sick, I would definitely try human flesh. If I ever went to Vietnam, I'd go local and try dog meat too, just so I can have a genuine opinion on whether it's good or not.

My random thought: I'm sick and as a result I've got an irritating pocket of pressure built up in my left ear that I can't seem to get rid of no matter what I try. It sucks. It's almost as annoying as when my hearing was blown out for the three days following the time I saw Guitar Wolf at CBGB's. At least then I didn't have to listen to my boss be a jerkass...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on January 06, 2008, 12:46:18 AM
This is AWESOME!  I post a random quote of the day on my whiteboard at school for my students every day, and I was running out of material.  Here are a few of my favorites:

"There are stray dogs in the world.  There are starving people in the world.  Isn't the solution obvious?"

"It's not the size of the cat in the tree . . . it's the size of the branch he drops on the dog."

and one of my favorites, from Stephen Wright -

The other day I came home from work and put my car key in the front door of my house by mistake.  The house started right up, so I drove it around the block a couple of times, then I parked it in the middle of the interstate and stood on my front porch yelling at all the folks trying to drive in my front yard."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 06, 2008, 01:07:45 AM
Why does it matter what dog food taste like when they'll eat cat turds?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on January 06, 2008, 01:42:00 AM
If cannibalism was a socially accepted practice, how different do you think the meat section of the local supermarket would be?

It would certainly give new meaning to the expressions "getting a piece of ass" or "that tastes like ass!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on January 06, 2008, 08:40:28 AM
I always try to live each day as if it were my last  . . .  which is why I never have any clean laundry.  I mean, who wants to spend their last day on earth washing clothes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on January 06, 2008, 09:39:07 AM
I used to do this every day when I was in college, working in a computer lab. I'd just post some thought or question on the board when I came in to work. Cool idea, BTM.

Here's mine for today:

People who buy a new luxury car every year or two have more dollars than sense.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 06, 2008, 09:43:55 AM
Been pondering this for a while:  Why is it a bra and a pair of panties?  Shouldn't it be the other way around?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 06, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Been pondering this for a while:  Why is it a bra and a pair of panties?  Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Same goes for a pair of pants, why not a pair of shirts?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 06, 2008, 10:32:48 AM
If farts came out of another exit, would they be as funny or smelly for that matter?

Also regarding cannibalism,  if it was accepted would there be arguments over what restaurant cooks the best arm or leg?

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It's almost as annoying as when my hearing was blown out for the three days following the time I saw Guitar Wolf at CBGB's.
They are a bit headache enducing. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: 316zombie on January 06, 2008, 03:24:13 PM
and would you have to pay in kind???


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 06, 2008, 03:40:46 PM
Yodelay-eiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooieeeeeeeeeeeee-odel-ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Odley-yyyyyyaaaaaaa-eeeee-eeeeeii!
Yodel-ay! Yodel-ay! Yodela- eeee!  :smile:

AH...I feel better!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: 316zombie on January 06, 2008, 03:45:41 PM
I KNEW IT! rc really IS slim whitman reincarnated!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: raj on January 06, 2008, 05:30:26 PM
So why is it people get upset when a ballplayer makes $20 million a year, but not when a movie star makes $20 m/ film.  At least a baseball player plays 162 games a year and can have some good games to make up for a bad one, but Tom Cruise makes 1 movie every couple of years and if he sucks in it, it is a one shot deal, no attempt to make a better one tomorrow.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on January 06, 2008, 07:29:19 PM
I KNEW IT! rc really IS slim whitman reincarnated!!!

Well, now we know who to call upon when Mars Attacks!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on January 06, 2008, 09:23:37 PM
If matching is so important, why don't they sell shirts and pants and socks and ties all together in one package at a discount?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 07, 2008, 03:28:23 AM
If farts came out of another exit, would they be as funny or smelly for that matter?

They do, those are called burps.  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: trekgeezer on January 07, 2008, 12:33:44 PM
If farts came out of another exit, would they be as funny or smelly for that matter?

They do, those are called burps.  :)

A belch is just a fart pulled up by the roots!

Now for  something totally different.

It's not the size of the wand that puts the rabbit in the hat, it's the skill of the magician.  (Guess the subtext)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 07, 2008, 04:16:53 PM
Doodle Doodle Dee
Wubba
Wubba
Wubba



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Zapranoth on January 07, 2008, 05:23:58 PM
Backwards words say to used I.

Again go I there!

s**t, oh.

(Attribution:  George Carlin, of course.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on January 07, 2008, 05:58:47 PM
I wonder at what point will gas prices become too high for people to do as much travelling as before? If that point is reached, does it mean local Mom and Pop stores will come back in fashion?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: raj on January 07, 2008, 06:33:23 PM
I wonder at what point will gas prices become too high for people to do as much travelling as before? If that point is reached, does it mean local Mom and Pop stores will come back in fashion?

I still have my Mom & Pop, no need to shop for new ones.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on January 08, 2008, 07:17:36 AM
It's Tuesday 8th January 2008.
It is 14h17 here, Central African Time.
I have a poster of "Hot Fuzz" behind me on my office wall.
Why did it choose to fall on my head two minutes ago?

I got such a fright, my teeth landed on the keyboard.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 08, 2008, 07:56:45 AM
I just listened to that song "I just died in your arms tonight".  If he really DID die in the person's arm how could he be alive to be singing about it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 08, 2008, 08:07:13 AM
Since Cheeze has helped me find an emulator to play my TurboGrafix Godzilla import disc on,  I'm now wondering what the frig I did with that PC adapter for my PS2 controller... Also, am I the only one who thinks that Ronnie James Dio and Meg Mucklebones are the same person?

(http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/images/6_r16675.jpg)(http://www.ulujain.org/images/missmeg.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on January 08, 2008, 08:18:08 AM
I just listened to that song "I just died in your arms tonight".  If he really DID die in the person's arm how could he be alive to be singing about it?

The same way the narrator in Marty Robbins' "El Paso" song did.

Maybe if you stare at the guy he'll at stammer out an "I - I got better." (Monty Python reference)

Either that or zombies are slowly taking over the recording industry.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on January 08, 2008, 04:24:12 PM
Will mass comsumption really replace the dedicated buyer who takes the time to study and make qualified purchases? Seems some want it that way...everybody in and out the door like a production line.......


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 08, 2008, 04:54:11 PM
If cannibalism was a socially accepted practice, how different do you think the meat section of the local supermarket would be?

It would certainly give new meaning to the expressions "getting a piece of ass" or "that tastes like ass!"

I listened to a lecture by Marian von Trapp, of "Sound of Music" fame, and somewhere in her travels, she came across a tribe of canninbals, and she asked them this question: "What is the choicest part of the human body." It is not the ass or buttocks.
They're too tough. The most delectable parts of the human body are the cheeks, not the butt cheeks, and the palms of the hands.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 09, 2008, 12:17:58 AM

Personally, I wouldn't take my cat with me to the moon.

(Karma for anyone who actually gets the reference... or at least the reference I'm thinking of.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RapscallionJones on January 09, 2008, 12:56:13 PM
Is there a better song than Crazy Train?  The answer is no.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on January 09, 2008, 07:14:20 PM
Today I heard this expression: "smack dab on the nose."

Who is this Dab person and why is he/she deserving of a blow to the nose?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 10, 2008, 01:49:30 AM
Do pencils conduct electricity?
Are they really good conductors of electricity?

I just don't see how these graphite core spark plug wires are supposed to work.
I didn't even know they quit making copper core plug wires until a few months ago.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on January 10, 2008, 01:31:03 PM
What exactly is it about alcohol that makes some folks suddenly and at the most unexpectant and worst moments possible typically think they are suddenly your bestest buddy or much worse, their worst enemy  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 10, 2008, 02:06:39 PM
If everybody owned a motorcycle instead of a car, there'd be less congestion & more parking.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 10, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
I can not figure out how or why my house goes through so much trash. Its not like there are a lot of people living here. That and I have no clue how the world still has space for my trash not to mention everyone else's. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 10, 2008, 08:21:18 PM
I've seen a photograph
and a phonograph
and a chronograph
and a lithograph
and a mimeograph
and a seismograph

...but never a pornograph


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 12, 2008, 08:35:34 AM
Bert from Sesame Street rules.  How could you not love a guy with a paperclip collection and a pigeon for a pet.  I'm not sure why he lives with that a-hole Ernie.  Ernie hits me as the kind of guy who is late on rent.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on January 12, 2008, 08:58:01 AM
Do you know the muffin man?  I mean, REALLY know him?


Cause he's a very scary man. :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 12, 2008, 08:07:54 PM
After careful viewing I'm convinced that guy on the CAMPBELL'S SOUP SEA SALT commercials and MIKE HUCKABEE are the same guy.

(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1824/182471/470_182471.jpg)
(http://www.mickwright.net/images/2007/01/huckabee-2.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 12, 2008, 09:09:39 PM
After careful viewing I'm convinced that guy on the CAMPBELL'S SOUP SEA SALT commercials and MIKE HUCKABEE are the same guy.

([url]http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1824/182471/470_182471.jpg[/url])
([url]http://www.mickwright.net/images/2007/01/huckabee-2.jpg[/url])


Whoa!  I think you're onto something.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 12, 2008, 09:58:26 PM
While watching the "Giant Spider Invasion" episode of MST3K, my fiancee and I noticed a line where Mike calls out "We want Whoopee John!". For anyone (like us) who is wondering just what Whoopee John is, this is Whoopee John (http://www.whoopeejohn.com/whoopee_john.htm). I'm half tempted to buy the book, just so I can spout random facts about Whoopee John at parties...  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: 316zombie on January 13, 2008, 03:29:36 PM
anubis,have you posted that at the chatsite? :cheers:good info,thanks!!!!!

random thought for mst3k..still can't figure out where"do you want to go faster?raise your hand if you want to go faster!"comes from,it's driving me slowly mad.....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 13, 2008, 05:50:49 PM
boredom + frustration + extra energy + reluctance = not good (bit personal)


a twofer for no good reason:

For someone who hates drugs and has little to do with them, I like the Buck Cherry song "Lit Up" way too much.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 14, 2008, 11:45:59 PM

I find it really disturbing when my poo is green, and hope it's not the sign of something serious.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 20, 2008, 02:37:48 AM

I find it really disturbing when my poo is green, and hope it's not the sign of something serious.

This is true-trust me...it REALLY is...no BS...if you drink lotsa red,or grape soda pop...your poop will be BRIGHT GREEN! I dunno why...but it's a documented fact. (At least it is now...) 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 20, 2008, 02:52:22 AM
It's almost 3:am...and here I am...so here III :am...

My favorite snappy come backs lately...I've tried 'em out at work...-
"You couldn't find your ass with both hands."
"My peter-your face. Any Questions?"
'Equine penis!"
"Whatta weenie washer..."
"How can you be that stupid...and still live?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 20, 2008, 11:45:50 AM
Who invented country line dancing and why haven't they been banished from society yet?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Killer Bees on January 20, 2008, 11:03:46 PM
This one prompted quite a bit of discussion a few weeks back:

If cannibalism was a socially accepted practice, how different do you think the meat section of the local supermarket would be?

It would probably be specialist stuff like kangaroo or crocodile or venison.  Personally, I wouldn't eat it.  I don't even like lamb, for crying out loud!   :teddyr:

Just give me steak, chicken and pork and I'm happy.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Killer Bees on January 20, 2008, 11:08:22 PM
Since Cheeze has helped me find an emulator to play my TurboGrafix Godzilla import disc on,  I'm now wondering what the frig I did with that PC adapter for my PS2 controller... Also, am I the only one who thinks that Ronnie James Dio and Meg Mucklebones are the same person?

([url]http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/images/6_r16675.jpg[/url])([url]http://www.ulujain.org/images/missmeg.jpg[/url])


I would say "yes" to that if I knew who they were in the first place   :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 27, 2008, 01:46:47 AM
Why does every adventure in McDonaldland always end at a McDonald's?
Why don't they ever go out for pizza, or Chinese?
How come Ronald & the gang are never in the mood to just stay home & make peanut butter & jelly triple deckers on toasted rye?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 27, 2008, 03:00:49 AM
What kind of drugs were they on when they made Videodrome? (I just watched it again.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on January 27, 2008, 01:15:40 PM
How come so many people are offended by gas, (you know what I mean), you can't hold it in forever, and come on, whats funnier than letting one rip while someone else is talking?  Especially if someone is talking about high gas prices or global warming.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 27, 2008, 04:30:15 PM
I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 27, 2008, 05:56:37 PM
How come so many people are offended by gas, (you know what I mean), you can't hold it in forever, and come on, whats funnier than letting one rip while someone else is talking?  Especially if someone is talking about high gas prices or global warming.
I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  :wink:

These two thoughts seem interconnected...in some cosmic way...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Susan on January 27, 2008, 06:29:53 PM
why is it when someone makes a farting sound accidentally with their chair or desk, that they end up trying to repeat the sound? I hear this in the cubes around me at work. It's to prove it wasn't a real fart, but woudn't repeating the sound again make it sound like they farted again?



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on January 27, 2008, 08:38:55 PM
I just ate an enchilada that's been in my freezer since June. It said that it was supposed to be eaten before July, but it's been in the freezer. I cooked it up and it didn't smell bad, but who wants to start taking bets on just how sick I'm going to get from this?  :wink:

I've got a can of Campbell's Manhattan Style Clam Chowder that expired in November 2006.


...Dare I..?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Andrew on January 27, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
I've got a can of Campbell's Manhattan Style Clam Chowder that expired in November 2006.


...Dare I..?

There is a short story, by King I believe, about a man who drinks a very stale can of beer and he turns into a fungus monster.  Where do you live?  I'd like to drop by and see how the soup agrees with you.  Plus I want to show you my homemade flamethrower.

Where do you live?  Tell me!  Tell me before the yeast gets to your brain!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on January 27, 2008, 10:35:37 PM
We all know what happened to those bums who drank those dusty old bottles of "Viper."  :cheers: :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on January 28, 2008, 12:35:24 AM
Quote
There is a short story, by King I believe, about a man who drinks a very stale can of beer and he turns into a fungus monster.


WHERE THAT CLOVERFIELD MONSTER CAME FROM THEORY #237
It was some guy who ate a can of bad clam chowder. It caused him to mutate into the monster.
And poop green.


*****************************************************

Here's a random thought:

I know about color blindness, but is there such a condition as Cinecolor blindness?

You'd see everything in those weird orange-reds and greenish-blues that were in those movies shot in that cheap 1940's Cinecolor process. The whole world would look like SCARED TO DEATH and UNKNOWN ISLAND!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 28, 2008, 06:44:18 AM
This thread has taken a very weird turd...I mean turn... :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on January 28, 2008, 06:57:46 AM
"This thread has taken a very weird turd...I mean turn... " :buggedout:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Trevor's random thought:

I have a very expensive MP3 player and the headset's wires were damaged. I have bought several replacements at big cost to me: none of them fit correctly. I took a chance and bought a cheap headset which cost seven South African rand (about 50c US).

What happened? This cheap set gives great sound and is good quality! Better than all the others.  :question: Strange, veddy strange.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: frank on January 28, 2008, 08:40:20 AM

Is the "pneumatic delivery system" scene shown in "The Snow Creature" the very same as seen in "The Indestructible Man" two years later?

And does it matter?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on January 28, 2008, 05:35:18 PM
This thread has taken a very weird turd...I mean turn... :buggedout:

You can thank me for that. :twirl:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 28, 2008, 09:26:56 PM

Is the "pneumatic delivery system" scene shown in "The Snow Creature" the very same as seen in "The Indestructible Man" two years later?

And does it matter?

I guess you coud create a bleary eyed INDESTRUCTILE SNOW MAN if you had a mind to....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on January 28, 2008, 09:56:48 PM
This morning, driving to work in the rain I came to the conclusion that I'm the only one in California who knows how to drive in actual weather, I'm from Buffalo.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on January 28, 2008, 11:36:18 PM
The other day the fire alarm at my school went off, I was faced with a difficult decision, freeze to death or burn to death.  Guess what I chose. :hot:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 29, 2008, 06:34:05 AM
The other day the fire alarm at my school went off, I was faced with a difficult decision, freeze to death or burn to death.  Guess what I chose. :hot:

Burn to death?

Was it a real fire...or a false alarm?

I remember in 1978 or so,back in high school, a tornado ripped through south west Michigan. Tore up much of Kalamazoo and the surrounding areas. Everyone in school was supposed to go to the auditorium and sit and cover their heads. The school sits on the biggest hill in town. Me and my freind Rick snuck out,got in his pick-up,and drove out to a backroad and watched sh1t fly around while drinking wine out of a Boy Scout canteen. Big fun!




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RapscallionJones on January 29, 2008, 02:26:15 PM
I spent most of the day listening to the Ramone's Anthology set when something strange ocurred to me.

This band is dead.

Sure, the drummers are still alive, but the drum set was occupied by a revolving set of guys.  When I think Ramones, I think of the core members, Joey, Johnny and Dee Dee.  The three of them are dead.  It's not that strange a thought, but what followed was the weirdest part.

I was nearly overwhelmed by a strong feeling of grief.

The death of musicians is not something that has ever really affected me.  I don't particularly care on any personal level.  I acknowledge it and move on, but when this thought came to me, I was suddenly very, very sad.  They're a favorite of mine, a band I have loved dearly since I was 13, here I am 19 years later still the same fan and finally bummed over something that happened years ago.

Weird.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on January 29, 2008, 04:50:26 PM
Burn to death?

Was it a real fire...or a false alarm?

Yes and it was a false alarm, However, the alarm went off for about half an hour, so you can imagine how annoying that was.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 29, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
Not to bring the thread back to poo, but for anyone betting on me getting diarrhea from that expired enchilada, you can collect your winnings at the front gate... :hot:... and that ain't flames underneath my emoticon...  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 29, 2008, 05:49:43 PM
Not to bring the thread back to poo, but for anyone betting on me getting diarrhea from that expired enchilada, you can collect your winnings at the front gate... :hot:... and that ain't flames underneath my emoticon...  :lookingup:

I would like to take this moment to say ...

TMI


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 29, 2008, 05:54:24 PM
The first few weeks of January, I was picking up this bad karma, like a bad vibe or negative energy everywhere I went. It was getting to everyone I met, & even got to me a few times.

Then one evening, I was watching the news, & I realized that, of late, there's been a lot of dumb criminals, childish politicians, a lot of of overall inanity. I concluded that 2008 is going to be a pretty good year for flakes.

As a crazy person, I hope to cash in on that bonanza.
 :smile: :smile: :smile:

Today's episode of RIML, Rebbecca was interviewing a local planned parenthood advocate for a discussion on a proposed bill that, in her opinion, would be to birth control what the Brady law is to gun control.

Now, don't get me wrong. Rebbecca's my friend, & I take pride in producing her show, but for a moment, a part of me wanted to subject those two to the obscure stinker "Paragraph 218 - Wir haben abgetrieben, Herr Staatsanwalt (1971)"http://imdb.com/title/tt0067189/ (http://imdb.com/title/tt0067189/)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on February 01, 2008, 08:34:46 PM
Random favor to ask of any gamers reading this: in an effort to avoid spoiling things while I wait for the new Smash Bros. game to come out (one more month... *twitch*twitch*), I've stopped reading info about the game on the internet. It's taking everything I can muster NOT to look at the game's final roster at wii.ign.com, but if someone could please go to the page for me, scroll down to the lower half under the RSS feed listings, click on the article with the graphic of the 3 questions marks to the left of it and just let me know the number of characters available in the game's final roster (but not who is listed), I'd appreciate it greatly. Thanks!  :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 01, 2008, 08:45:16 PM
If you have never tried a gummy bear from Rite-Aid, you just don't know what you're missing. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on February 01, 2008, 08:54:24 PM
Random favor to ask of any gamers reading this: in an effort to avoid spoiling things while I wait for the new Smash Bros. game to come out (one more month... *twitch*twitch*), I've stopped reading info about the game on the internet. It's taking everything I can muster NOT to look at the game's final roster at wii.ign.com, but if someone could please go to the page for me, scroll down to the lower half under the RSS feed listings, click on the article with the graphic of the 3 questions marks to the left of it and just let me know the number of characters available in the game's final roster (but not who is listed), I'd appreciate it greatly. Thanks!  :cheers:

Going by the final character select screen, looks like 35.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on February 01, 2008, 09:08:45 PM
Awesome. Thanks Shad! Karma for you sir.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on February 01, 2008, 09:54:49 PM
OK. Here goes. ...


   When I was a little kid,me and my brother Mike were walking down a dirt road and found a dead snake. Mike hooked it onto a stick and stuck it into some farmers mail box. He closed it and put the little red flag up. He thought that was hilaarously funny.

  About 1989, I had just got home from work,walked into my apartment,closed the door,and a light bulb dropped from the ceiling right in front of me.There were no shelves,tables, or closets around for it to have fallen from. I looked atthe light fixture above me.Ther was a single bulb in it's single socket.I picked up the bulb off the floor.It didn't explde,disappear,or turn into a grinning skull.It was just a light bulb.

  I read a news paper account (I believe in a Chartles Fort book) of two men standing on a street corner in London-when a large dog ran up to them and said "HELLO!" , then vanished in a green vapor (!). And once I found a dead,full grown rat in a narrow necked  wine bottle while poking around in a junk yard.

 A couple years back Channel 3 News out of Kalamazoo,Michigan,ran a video tape of UFO's buzzing over the city. Bigfoot was seen at Sister Lakes.
 Lions and apes are are reported running around major cities and vanishing,as quick as they arrived.
 
  Aliens,sea monsters,flying cats,people long dead,flying pots and pans.People leaving for work on the bus and never to be seen again.An electric battery,rotting in an ancient tomb.

 Once, when I was a little kid I was running across a field,where my brother Mike was standing on the other end.Out of the corner of my eye I saaw a girl,with glasses and pig tails,wearing a summer dress,running along side me.I stopped to say 'Hi" and she was gone.When I got up to Mike,he said-"Where'd that girl go?"
 

 Who's putting snakes in the mailbox?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on February 01, 2008, 10:21:13 PM
Well, now that BELA has responded, I feel I should.  His thoughts are both poetic and lyric, strangely haunting, and absurd...  I'm hooked!   :smile: 
When I was very young my father installed our mother and the four of us in his brother's hotel in Spring Lake, NJ (there were five, but my older brother was on his own by then).  We used to run around that huge place, climb up on a roof that today I would find staggering, and I once climbed into a window box seat in order to scare my siblings during a game of Hide-and-Seek.  I got in and very distinctly heard sounds of a woman weeping.  Frightened, I jumped out right quick, but there wasn't anybody there. 

BELA's post reminds me of a friend I had had, over 40 years ago, his name was Steven, I met him climbing the tree very near the house we had lived in even before Spring Lake.  I have often wondered what became of my friend Steven. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on February 01, 2008, 10:42:28 PM
 You know...this a theory of mine.
   When we are young...we are more atune to the mysteries of life and nature...as we age...we grow more "mature"...and loose alot of our born knowledge. We are taught that it's all nonsense. Are skins harden to  the true wonders of the world. The little mysteries of every day life. We forget what it is like to believe that the univerese was not made by us,or created only  for us.

  There is more going on then we can not even begin to understand. And THAT is what makes , for me at least, the workings of politics and the superficial BS of the everyday world tolerable.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 02, 2008, 09:49:34 PM
I like to swim, but I've come to realize lately that I don't like to stick my head underwater, and that's unusual.  I mean, a lot of swimmers (probably most) will dive under water, swim around, and then come back to the surface and not think anything of it.

I guess I don't like it mainly because I'm asthmatic, and ANYTHING that keeps me from breathing freely makes me REAL damn nervous.  Plus I can't hold my breathe too long/

I have managed, though, to get over the fear of being in water over my head, so long as there's a pool wall nearby, although I don't care much for jumping INTO water over my head, those few seconds under feel like an eternity.

Maybe someday I'll work on overcoming that...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on February 03, 2008, 12:36:09 PM
You know...this a theory of mine.
   When we are young...we are more atune to the mysteries of life and nature...as we age...we grow more "mature"...and loose alot of our born knowledge. We are taught that it's all nonsense. Are skins harden to  the true wonders of the world. The little mysteries of every day life. We forget what it is like to believe that the univerese was not made by us,or created only  for us.

  There is more going on then we can not even begin to understand. And THAT is what makes , for me at least, the workings of politics and the superficial BS of the everyday world tolerable.

You sir, get karma for that bit of philosophy.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: peter johnson on February 04, 2008, 06:00:10 PM
Everyone has read or been exposed to the Disney version of damn near everything --
Disney Mary Poppins
Disney Dr. Doolittle
Disney Winney the Pooh --
Nobody knows that Hugh Lofting & AA Milne wrote subtext for grownups into all those childrens' stories, and Mary Poppins was really a quite frightening Nature Spirit in her original form.  In one story she talks to newborn infants who still speak with Angelic Forces & quite rudely & bluntly tells them they will lose that ability.  Of course the babies object, but little by little the Angels disappear, then they can no longer understand the birds and the language of trees, and then Poof!  The babies start to "talk" to their parents & they've forgotten everything.
Also, Rat and Mole commune with the Horned God (Pan) in Wind in the Willows -- Mr. Toad's Wild Ride indeed . . .
Childrens' Literature has always been pagan and subversive.
peter johnson/denny crane


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: frank on February 05, 2008, 02:44:36 AM
I like to swim, but I've come to realize lately that I don't like to stick my head underwater, and that's unusual.  I mean, a lot of swimmers (probably most) will dive under water, swim around, and then come back to the surface and not think anything of it.

I guess I don't like it mainly because I'm asthmatic, and ANYTHING that keeps me from breathing freely makes me REAL damn nervous.  Plus I can't hold my breathe too long/

I have managed, though, to get over the fear of being in water over my head, so long as there's a pool wall nearby, although I don't care much for jumping INTO water over my head, those few seconds under feel like an eternity.

Maybe someday I'll work on overcoming that...


Ha, I see I'm not alone! I'm not asthmatic, I just think "under water" is a hostile, and ultimately fatal, environment to humans. Being under water pretending to be a fish is pretty much like jumping off a tall building pretending to be a bird to me. But strangely I also like to swim and used to jump into every water body along the way as a kid....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on February 05, 2008, 03:05:50 PM
Just came across this quote. Don't know who said it originally, but he deserves a medal:

"Politicians, like diapers, need to be changed frequently, and for the very same reason."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 05, 2008, 03:18:21 PM
Just came across this quote. Don't know who said it originally, but he deserves a medal:

"Politicians, like diapers, need to be changed frequently, and for the very same reason."

"He who ascends the throne, is still obliged to sit upon his own ass" - Benjamin Franklin


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on February 06, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
Say it in cow:
Moo.


When I was a kid we drove a load of stuf fto the dump, one thing of which was a wheel barrow.  I saw it fall off the truck and told my dad.  We drove back to where it fell, and siting there was not the barrow but a case of potato chips. 

-Ed


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: DeepBlueNothing on February 07, 2008, 04:03:02 AM
When it comes to buying CDs of bands whose music you've never heard of, take it with a grain of salt. I've made mistakes more often than not of buying music that came out sounding like garbage, or just wasn't my thing; all because a magazine or paper made it seem cool. Now to avoid that mistake, I just check out the tracks online, or music videos on YouTube.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Newt on February 08, 2008, 03:48:59 PM
What does it mean on the 'Users Online' facility when it says:
"Guest  03:36:57 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see... " ?

Why is it that when I come across a song I like by a group new to me, that that is their only song in that style?

Why does randomness offend physicists so?

Have my missing socks reached critical mass yet; and when they do...what happens?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Andrew on February 08, 2008, 05:34:21 PM
When I was a kid we drove a load of stuf fto the dump, one thing of which was a wheel barrow.  I saw it fall off the truck and told my dad.  We drove back to where it fell, and siting there was not the barrow but a case of potato chips. 

For some reason, I found this one to be hilariously funny.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on February 08, 2008, 07:31:23 PM
What does it mean on the 'Users Online' facility when it says:
"Guest  03:36:57 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see... " ?

Why is it that when I come across a song I like by a group new to me, that that is their only song in that style?

Why does randomness offend physicists so?

Have my missing socks reached critical mass yet; and when they do...what happens?

Randomness is not as random as you may think....have you ever read any of Charles Fort's books?

 Totally bizzare, very thought provoking, and VERY ahead of their time! 

 He questions the idea of modern physics...even daring to state that-"Einstienism-outside itself-means nothing".

 A true revolutionary thinker...who has yet to be matched in his humor, insight, and openmindness: he is one of the few writers I have encountered who doesn't pretend to know the answers....and realizes that we,as mere meat puppets, are not the 'genuises' we imagine ourselves to be.

 I would say that,if we are so smart...the most 'intelligent' species on earth-than why do we destroy our enviorment-that which is essintial to our existence-yet insects,such as ants, which have a very complex social and living structure-do not?

 What is the more 'perfect' life form?




  Who is to say that ants don't dream?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on February 08, 2008, 08:49:58 PM

 What is the more 'perfect' life form?


"It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons." --D. Adams


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: 316zombie on February 09, 2008, 04:40:02 PM
when i was 9,my aunt sent me a 3D poster of christ,i hung it on the roofwall of mine and my sisters bedroom.for the next 2 weeks,we would wake up,and the poster would be upside down,needless to say,we thought it was our big brother turning it over.on the 15th day,my brother had left for cali the previous day,but the poster was still upside down.this was on a saturday morning.my parents went out of town for the weekend,and my gramma stayed with us,but she couldn't walk up the stairs,so baby sis and i slept in sleeping bags on the floor of our parents bedroom to keep her company.i went upstairs to our room the next morning,and the poster was upside down again! i took it down and gave it to the nunnery up the street,because it was freaking us out,you know?3 days later,the mother superior accused me of being a witch and trying to corrupt the sisters,and told my da that she had burned the poster.i was 9,for pete's sake!but that incident on top of others in the past,led me to wicca,and i'm a proud witch today...i sometimes wonder if my aunt made it happen.....she was wiccan,and ran a brothel in chicago in the late 60's,early 70's,very cool lady...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 10, 2008, 12:41:17 AM
Do you think if you like, peed in your sink, and just ran a little bit of water to wash it down, and only used the toilet when you had to do number two that you could save on your water bill?  I mean, I read somewhere each flush uses three gallons of water, so, in theory that might work...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 10, 2008, 09:13:11 AM
I recall one time in my life when a phone would ring and I'd be excited to see who it was.  As time went on though, I learn to despise the ring of the phone.  At one point in my life it symbolized bad news or a task I'd rather not partake in.  Perhaps thats why I respond with a vulgarity every time the phone rings. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on February 10, 2008, 09:21:27 AM
Do you think if you like, peed in your sink, and just ran a little bit of water to wash it down, and only used the toilet when you had to do number two that you could save on your water bill?  I mean, I read somewhere each flush uses three gallons of water, so, in theory that might work...

I've done that!
Back in 2002, I used to live with roommates I didn't like very much.
They were always b***hing about bills etc...especially the water bill.
So I thought if I peed in the sink it would save on water.  (which it did)

I always made sure to thoroughly rinse the sink so it didn't smell like p**s but one day they cornered me asking, "Are you p**sing in the sink?  Because it smells like p**s to us."
I lied and said, "Hell no!  Why would I p**s in the sink?"
They believed me. 
Hehe!   :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on February 10, 2008, 10:40:21 AM
I recall one time in my life when a phone would ring and I'd be excited to see who it was.  As time went on though, I learn to despise the ring of the phone.  At one point in my life it symbolized bad news or a task I'd rather not partake in.  Perhaps thats why I respond with a vulgarity every time the phone rings. 

That is the exact same with me. As a youth I would rush to answer the phone. Now I view the ringing of the phone as something to deprive me of my spare time. When it rings I just hand it to my wife and she knows to ask who it is before confirming if I am home or not.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on February 10, 2008, 11:06:47 AM
Do you think if you like, peed in your sink, and just ran a little bit of water to wash it down, and only used the toilet when you had to do number two that you could save on your water bill?  I mean, I read somewhere each flush uses three gallons of water, so, in theory that might work...

I've done that!
Back in 2002, I used to live with roommates I didn't like very much.
They were always b***hing about bills etc...especially the water bill.
So I thought if I peed in the sink it would save on water.  (which it did)

I always made sure to thoroughly rinse the sink so it didn't smell like p**s but one day they cornered me asking, "Are you p**sing in the sink?  Because it smells like p**s to us."
I lied and said, "Hell no!  Why would I p**s in the sink?"
They believed me. 
Hehe!   :teddyr:

 You,sir, you're... UNSANE. Not INSANE...just...unsane!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on February 10, 2008, 11:12:56 AM
I think they believed me because I would flush the toilet anyway after I peed in the sink.
You know, to cover what I had done.   :wink:
So they could hear the toilet flush and think it wasn't me.

Several times as I walked out of the bathroom, I thought, "I should've just peed in the toilet!."
:tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 10, 2008, 04:11:41 PM

Oh, BATHROOM sink.  For a bit there, I thought you were saying you used the kitchen sink.

(I was thinking, "Wow, hope he took out the dishes first...")


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on February 10, 2008, 04:42:59 PM
Do you think if you like, peed in your sink, and just ran a little bit of water to wash it down, and only used the toilet when you had to do number two that you could save on your water bill?  I mean, I read somewhere each flush uses three gallons of water, so, in theory that might work...

I've done that!
Back in 2002, I used to live with roommates I didn't like very much.
They were always b***hing about bills etc...especially the water bill.
So I thought if I peed in the sink it would save on water.  (which it did)

I always made sure to thoroughly rinse the sink so it didn't smell like p**s but one day they cornered me asking, "Are you p**sing in the sink?  Because it smells like p**s to us."
I lied and said, "Hell no!  Why would I p**s in the sink?"
They believed me. 
Hehe!   :teddyr:

You disgust me


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: dean on February 11, 2008, 04:05:19 AM
Bathroom humour is Ash's bread and butter.

But yeah, I gotta say it's hilarious that you did it to save water, but then was so worried they thought you were p**sing in the sink that you flushed the toilet anyway.

What is it they say, 'it's the thought that counts?'  At the least running your toothbrush under the bathroom sink tap could easily become a dangerous endeavor...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on February 11, 2008, 07:48:30 AM
I jumped on the water conservation band wagon a few years ago at our old apartment. By p**sing in the bathroom sink, I'd wash away any and all traces of p**s when I washed my hands, as the soapy water would leave the sink clean. I can't do that with the sink in our current apartment though, because it's at an awkward angle that leaves a small pool of water sitting in it until it evaporates... I did eventually eliminate the need to wash my hands though and save soap by just adjusting my boxers and letting it fly into the tub at one point. A quick turn of the hot water knob would wash the waste away, and since I wasn't touching my junk or a toilet seat, no need to use the soap! A quick run under the hot water that I was already running to "flush" with anyway and I was good. Of course I always did this in my own apartment, which I only share with my fiancee, so no need to worry about offending anyone. The only person we had over to visit was our friend Meg, and she didn't care if I was strutting around in the buff, let alone p**sing in my own tub.

As far as other "not where it's supposed to go" urination tales, my parents' home only has one bathroom and, because of the layout of the house, they could only have a bathtub and not a shower. As such, we also had no shower curtain. So, not only did bathing require a timespan of a good half hour or so, but once someone was in the tub, using the bathroom meant an awkward bout of nudity that I was adamant about avoiding. As a result, I spent many a leak "watering the lawn" from the back porch, "temporarily refilling the soda bottles", and just flat out p**sing in the industrial sink my dad had in our cellar used for cleaning car parts or washing various wounds inflicted by unaccommodating car parts. The top of the sink itself was always just above my "line of fire" though, so those times always made me wish we'd had a drain in our cellar floor like my uncle had in his garage...

Hopefully this post will be seen more as a candid bearing of my so-called soul rather than an anti-karma "too much information" spot. Then again, considering my amber never spattered into what could be considered anyone else's sink, I figure a few people will probably just make odd faces when they see one of my posts and the "boo"s will be kept to a minimum. Heh. Thanks for helping me come clean about my sordid waste disposal Ash. You truly are an inspiration, sir. Just always make sure that that's always beer in your mug...  :cheers:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on February 11, 2008, 06:51:18 PM
Wow, a whole lot of talking about peeing in areas where urine doesn't belong, weird.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 11, 2008, 08:13:58 PM
I am kind of wierded out by the sink urination thing.  Although I have p**sed while driving into a Gatorade bottle.  I was far away from a rest stop with little wooded areas around.  How many of you have done that?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on February 11, 2008, 10:52:47 PM
I am kind of wierded out by the sink urination thing.  Although I have p**sed while driving into a Gatorade bottle.  I was far away from a rest stop with little wooded areas around.  How many of you have done that?

Never but I think it is inevitable in everyone's life.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 12, 2008, 05:59:01 PM
Why are there no generic forms of Cream of Potato soup?  I mean, we have generic Chicken Noodle, Cream of Mushroom, Tomato, just about every kind you can think of EXCEPT Potato.  I mean, are potatoes THAT prohibitively expensive, or does Campbells own exclusive rights to the recipe?

Just curious because I happen to really like Cream of Potato soup (although I'm not a big fan of potatoes in general, go figure,) but damn, it's expensive compared to other soups.  Last I checked it was around $1.50 a can. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 13, 2008, 09:02:19 AM
I don't know BT, that's a good question. If Campell's owns the exclusive rights to it, I better warn my mom against selling hers anymore... which is the best potato soup EVER by the way... I think I'd be too concerned with buying something like generic cream of mushroom though. Come to think of it, any cream based soups I'd find at my local $1 grocery store would probably turn me different colors and make it hurt to use the bathroom if I ever consumed it.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 13, 2008, 10:50:34 AM
Why do 2 channel graphic equalizers exist?  I mean, has anyone who's not a professional recording engineer ever had an actual need to equalize one channel differently than the other?  Good grief.  Any why aren't graphic EQ's more popular these days?  People spend a grand on an HDTV, get a 7.1 channel surround sound receiver, but a simple bass and treble control is plenty? 



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 14, 2008, 01:32:10 AM
I don't know BT, that's a good question. If Campell's owns the exclusive rights to it, I better warn my mom against selling hers anymore... which is the best potato soup EVER by the way... I think I'd be too concerned with buying something like generic cream of mushroom though. Come to think of it, any cream based soups I'd find at my local $1 grocery store would probably turn me different colors and make it hurt to use the bathroom if I ever consumed it.  :bluesad:

Can I have your mom's recipe?  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 14, 2008, 07:16:34 AM
I don't know BT, that's a good question. If Campell's owns the exclusive rights to it, I better warn my mom against selling hers anymore... which is the best potato soup EVER by the way... I think I'd be too concerned with buying something like generic cream of mushroom though. Come to think of it, any cream based soups I'd find at my local $1 grocery store would probably turn me different colors and make it hurt to use the bathroom if I ever consumed it.  :bluesad:

Can I have your mom's recipe?  :)

Sure! Next time I see her I'll ask her to write it down for me. I wouldn't mind making it myself.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 20, 2008, 01:48:21 AM
When I was a little kid, and I had a fan near my bed, I used to turn the fan on high and put one of my sheets partially over it, so the wind from the fan would "inflate" the sheet, giving me this neat little hideaway.  Sometimes I'd imagine I was camping.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Zapranoth on March 20, 2008, 09:16:01 AM
Synonyms in American English for vomiting:  ralphing, puking, chundering, blowing chunks, hurling, tossing one's cookies.   Barfing.  Upchucking.  Praying to the porcelain god.  Spew.  Heave.  Hurl.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 20, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Having a cold sucks...especially when everyone your house is joinig you. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on April 01, 2008, 08:45:21 PM
My car uses regular.

The way I understand it, regular burns faster than premium.
Cars that run on premium have higher compression ratios, thus requiring slower burning gas, or else you'll blow the heads or piston rings or something.
Or so I've been told.

So, I see these drag racers with the nitrous oxide kits on 'em, to make a faster burn, which of course, leads to the frequent need to rebuild the engines, as they tend to blow their heads or piston rings or something.

So, what I wanna know is, why don't they just switch over to regular?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: redsneaker on April 01, 2008, 09:15:05 PM
When I was a little kid, and I had a fan near my bed, I used to turn the fan on high and put one of my sheets partially over it, so the wind from the fan would "inflate" the sheet, giving me this neat little hideaway.  Sometimes I'd imagine I was camping.
Me too! How cool was that? I usually added a few more sheets until I had a whole area in my room no grownups could get to..... ah... Those were the days.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 05, 2008, 06:10:58 PM
If you took the wax shells from a million of those mini cheese wheels and implanted a brain into it and brought the whole thing to life with a jolt of electrical energy, you'd have a self-repairing, intelligent guardian/servitor who would be impervious to bullets and blades. It would be able to flow into new forms and meet any challenge or task. It would be near invincible.

And it'd smell like those little cheese wheels. I'd especially like that :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on April 12, 2008, 11:51:22 PM
What ever happened to Michael Nesmith's hat?
And how did that whole thing get started, anyway?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on April 29, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
When I was a little kid, and I had a fan near my bed, I used to turn the fan on high and put one of my sheets partially over it, so the wind from the fan would "inflate" the sheet, giving me this neat little hideaway.  Sometimes I'd imagine I was camping.
Me too! How cool was that? I usually added a few more sheets until I had a whole area in my room no grownups could get to..... ah... Those were the days.

That is so awesome!  Nice to now I'm no the only one! 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on May 07, 2008, 04:31:10 PM

Isn't it weird that fertilizer, which is basically crap, will help planets grow, but urine, with it's high ammonia content, will kill them.  So, one form of waste helps things grow, the other kills.

I just find that very bizarre.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on May 07, 2008, 07:08:22 PM
I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well organized and governed. :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on May 07, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well organized and governed. :teddyr:

There is chaos, anarchy and disorder ... my work here is done.


On another note ...

When you go to a restaurant and you get ready to leave, you ask for a check ... but get a bill that you pay with a check.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on May 22, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
Last night I dreamed of sea-monkeys...
*shivers*


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on May 31, 2008, 04:16:58 PM
(http://www.a-weddingday.com/jds/JDSPersonalizedBatLg.jpg)

My solution to any argument.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on May 31, 2008, 05:40:43 PM
Wouldn't it be weird if sweet potatoes simply turned out to be a highly edible form of ear wax?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on June 01, 2008, 03:20:01 AM
I'm tired of dreaming of men in suits, only to wake up at 3 a.m. and not be able to go to sleep.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on June 03, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
Barbeque sauce is God's way of saying, "Eat meat."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on June 04, 2008, 09:17:05 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2323.jpg (http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2323.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on June 04, 2008, 11:37:00 PM
In ralp Reezel minorp.  Magorzip!! Magorzip!! Magorzip!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on June 27, 2008, 11:48:31 AM
I have no clue why some drunk guy sitting by the restroom in the bar would have a remote control, especially since there's no TVs nearby.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on June 27, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
We have the word "Nonchalant."  It means calm, cool, relaxed, etc.  But there is no word "Chalant."  So how can you be nonchalant when chalant is a nonentity?  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on June 27, 2008, 12:46:22 PM
For that matter, where are all the gruntled postal workers?  You only hear about the other kind!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on June 28, 2008, 11:11:21 AM
When its really hot in other parts of the country do young women drive around naked with their car air conditioners on or just here in southern California.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on June 29, 2008, 07:12:00 AM
When its really hot in other parts of the country do young women drive around naked with their car air conditioners on or just here in southern California.

I plead the fifth!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on June 29, 2008, 07:45:07 AM
Considering that inappropriate mean not appropriate, inaudible mean not audible, why does inflammable mean flammable?  Considering the importance of knowing if something is flammable or not, it just doesn't strike me as a very good word.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on June 29, 2008, 09:52:02 AM
I had to look these words up in the dictionary, inflammable means easy to burn or set fire to, comes from the word inflame, as in "his speech would inflame the crowd to violence". Over time it was changed to flammable when applied to materials because there was a fear that people would take inflammable to mean noncombustible. I've also been told by one of my friends that flammable means a substance is easy to ignite while inflammable means it can self ignite as in spontaneous combustion. Karma to Jack for making me learn something.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on June 29, 2008, 09:55:08 AM
When its really hot in other parts of the country do young women drive around naked with their car air conditioners on or just here in southern California.

I plead the fifth!  :bouncegiggle:

If you ever plan to come to California in the summer, please let me know.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on June 29, 2008, 03:42:46 PM
Why is it some people act like ghetto-hardened thugs until you step on their shoes, and then they whine like little girls about an unnoticeable amount of dirt on their white shoes.  Seriously, that's why I don't f**king buy white. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on June 29, 2008, 04:05:54 PM
Considering that inappropriate mean not appropriate, inaudible mean not audible, why does inflammable mean flammable?  Considering the importance of knowing if something is flammable or not, it just doesn't strike me as a very good word.

That reminds me of this one Simpsons episode, the hospital was burning down and the firefighters are talking to Dr. Nick.

Dr. Nick- Inflammable means flammable?  What a country!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on June 29, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
Why is it some people act like ghetto-hardened thugs until you step on their shoes, and then they whine like little girls about an unnoticeable amount of dirt on their white shoes.  Seriously, that's why I don't f**king buy white. 

Yeah, At my school once I was walking near the wall so I wouldn't run into anyone, then this one kid, (note: White and from the suburbs , but he likes rap music which makes him "gangsta", moron.) on purpose makes it so I pretty much need to walk on his $400 shoes, (second note: honestly, who neads $400 shoes, $40 on sale at Kohls, or J C Penny, and I am stylin')  then the dumba$$ says, "Watch the shoes."  I almost punched someone.  Dumba$$. :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on June 30, 2008, 12:07:32 AM
Yeah, At my school once I was walking near the wall so I wouldn't run into anyone, then this one kid, (note: White and from the suburbs , but he likes rap music which makes him "gangsta", moron.) on purpose makes it so I pretty much need to walk on his $400 shoes, (second note: honestly, who neads $400 shoes, $40 on sale at Kohls, or J C Penny, and I am stylin')  then the dumba$$ says, "Watch the shoes."  I almost punched someone.  Dumba$$. :hatred:
No kidding!  I had a similar experience at a crowded bar.  I didn't even feel anything under my feet and some asshat says, "Step on my shoes again, you're not gonna like what I do to your leather jacket." 

Oh no.  Because I stepped on your sh***y shoes.  Like it doesn't wipe off. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on June 30, 2008, 06:14:39 AM
When its really hot in other parts of the country do young women drive around naked with their car air conditioners on or just here in southern California.

I plead the fifth!  :bouncegiggle:

If you ever plan to come to California in the summer, please let me know.  :smile:

I once drove from Hazard, Ky to Apache Junction, AZ during mid-July. Somewhere in the middle of Texas the air conditioner in the car gave out. I figured the sensible solution would be to roll down the windows and shed my clothes (you can go for miles on I-40 and never see another car). Unfortunately, the next day I had the sunburn of a lifetime.... :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on June 30, 2008, 08:56:15 AM
When its really hot in other parts of the country do young women drive around naked with their car air conditioners on or just here in southern California.

I plead the fifth!  :bouncegiggle:

If you ever plan to come to California in the summer, please let me know.  :smile:

I once drove from Hazard, Ky to Apache Junction, AZ during mid-July. Somewhere in the middle of Texas the air conditioner in the car gave out. I figured the sensible solution would be to roll down the windows and shed my clothes (you can go for miles on I-40 and never see another car). Unfortunately, the next day I had the sunburn of a lifetime.... :buggedout:

 :teddyr: :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on June 30, 2008, 08:58:44 AM
How many more prints of Jy Is My Liefling (You Are My Love) do I have to go through before I can say: "Right, every film is prepared for next week's film festival!"  :question: :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on June 30, 2008, 10:34:14 PM
While in Murray, KY today, I drove out of my way to go to office max because they had a sale of blank CD-Rs (100 for ten dollars). When I got there, the clerk informed that they had been out for three days! I hate it when i go to buy something on sale only to come up with "Sorry, we've ran out of stock in that paticular item"! Atleast he did offer to give me a raincheck; but seeing as I only make it to Murray once every three months it would have been a waste of time. He also told me that Jackson,Tn had them in stock, like i'm going to drive a seventy miles or so to pick up blank CD-Rs when gas is four dollars a gallon....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on June 30, 2008, 10:39:44 PM
Today was the first day in over a week that I saw blue sky. The hundreds of wild fires in the area had blanketed the entire valley with thick smoke. It was so thick at times, I could barely see the buildings downtown across the river. I half expected Hedorah to come flying out of the choking haze.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on July 01, 2008, 11:34:41 AM
At night I am haunted by the ghosts of 1000 midgets.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
Have you ever noticed how the doctine of respondeat superior generally makes employers vicariously liable for their employees' negligent torts, but not for their intentional torts?  What's with that?  And don't get me started on res ipsa loquitor.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on July 01, 2008, 01:34:06 PM
Have you ever noticed how the doctine of respondeat superior generally makes employers vicariously liable for their employees' negligent torts, but not for their intentional torts?  What's with that?  And don't get me started on res ipsa loquitor.

I never tort of it like that!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on July 01, 2008, 01:40:10 PM
It seems like it would be cool to live in an area where there are pelicans, but their droppings are so acidic they boil the paint right off your vehicles.

So, if you have a vehicle, it's not as much fun living around pelicans as you'd think.

 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on July 01, 2008, 06:01:03 PM
Today the "hands free" law went into affect in California, making it illegal to drive and use a cell phone at the same time...unless of course, it's a hands free type. Ironically, the law doesn't apply to people using their phones to send text messages. :lookingup:

While I agree that there are plenty of morons out there who can't walk and chew gum at the same time, let alone drive and talk on a cell phone, I don't see why we have to pass a law making it illegal. But that's California I guess, where we pass dumb-ass laws to make people feel better but which does nothing to solve the problem (bad drivers to begin with).


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2008, 08:31:49 PM
California may have stupid laws, but they make up for it with high taxes. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 03, 2008, 11:56:40 PM
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZSe4tDphE

Yeah...I know I use a lot of movie clips for everything....but thats what BAD MOVIES is REALLY all  about...beyond the karma,politics, and what have you...what unites us all....is the love of movies...BAD MOVIES!

Happy 4th everyone!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on July 07, 2008, 01:24:15 PM
My girlfriend's family is fairly "redneck" in their sensibilities.  I celebrated the fourth with them, and their impromptu fireworks display eclipsed the planned one put on by the town. 

But the real star of this story is the Geo.  A beat-to-hell old car belonging to her uncle, it has for some time now been a chief form of entertainment among them.  The windshield is cracked from being used for target practice, the windows have been smashed in, the front is a crumpled mess, the radiator is nonexistant, the axles are shot to sh*t, and it's got a two-tone color scheme: Primer and Mud.  During the summer months, just enough repair work is done to make sure it runs, and then they pack as many people in as possible and go tearing through the fields behind her uncle's house at breakneck speeds (accompanied by Dukes of Hazzard references) until it gets stuck in a mudpit.  Then everyone piles out and pushes it around until it's out of the mud. 

I took one ride in it.  During the course of a 20 minute ride, we annihilated three saplings and ripped off the muffler.  But the real excitement began just before we took off. 

Just before we took off through the fields, her cousin Kyle tossed a lit firecracker into the backseat of the car, almost landing it in my lap. 

Kyle was "testing" me to see if I had the nerve to stick around. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2008, 01:31:16 PM
Random thought:

Unclean gnomes are trying to steal my nostrils and use them to play horseshoes against the septic trolls!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on July 21, 2008, 01:10:58 PM
Upon waking up this morning, I discovered a Post-It note on the computer desk, upon which were written six words that I did not recognize.  Googling them revealed the language to be Hindi, and the six words are six dirty words in that language. 

So now I am left wondering, who in my family was looking up dirty Hindi words?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on July 21, 2008, 03:38:26 PM
My dog barks . . . . some.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on July 21, 2008, 07:12:06 PM
My dog barks . . . . some.

So does mine, I can handle that; what gets me is when she eats my cigarettes and bras  :hatred: . Does she purposely pick out the expensive ones? I'm starting wonder...

Everything else she pretty much leaves alone...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 21, 2008, 10:41:16 PM
Wish I'd ignored my karma decline... wish I'd ignored my karma decline...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWv53OJ-ydI


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 24, 2008, 07:58:48 PM
Exactly when do the European US Presidential primaries start?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 24, 2008, 08:23:10 PM
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!
...
Bird is the word...?  Can't help it, Girl Can't Help it! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7WNHhcdjkg


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 24, 2008, 08:46:42 PM
Bird is the Word! When your the CRAWLING HAND!
...
Bird is the word...?  Can't help it, Girl Can't Help it! 


What Time is it? It's time for The Bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LroFvMQmtFI&feature=related


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: the master on July 26, 2008, 04:51:27 PM
never eat a mcdonalds hamburger plain


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2008, 07:06:31 PM
...uhhh.... :question:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdVEwFDlZb8

....yup!  :smile: 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 26, 2008, 08:16:35 PM
Here goes:
I've heard several people make jokes about how prisons have psychiatrists that tend to death-row prisoners, but the point that is never made is the fact that the death penalty has never been proven as a deterrent to violent crimes, and it's not surprising since so many of the perpetrators are suicidal to begin with. There is a fairly common phenomenon here in the US which is labeled as "Suicide by Cop", which is when a person, rather than outright committing suicide, puts their self into a position where police are forced to fire at them to defend themselves. This actually happens quite often, yet people seem to believe the death penalty will deter crime. Weird.

Why is it that crazy women are better in bed?

Why is it that I have met several people that worship Satan, and are antisemitic? What exactly is their reason for hating people of Jewish ancestry?

Why is it that many people eat processed meat, but are against hunting? Do they really think it is MORE humane to make an animal live in cramped quarters with many others of the same kind and the same sex before killing it than it is to allow it's equally limited days to me lived free?

Why is it that when we talk of rights, we speak of everyone gaining all their available rights by the age of 21? Even if a person is adamantly opposed to the legalization of marijuana, there is little reasoning in NOT allowing people of retirement age from indulging. Regardless of what people feel of the issue in regards to 20, 30, etc year old people, I have heard little argument against it's legalization when put into the context of it being my grandmother that is allowed to use it.

Some people say fishing is more humane than hunting. I wonder what fish think. I've never seen a deer dragged around by it's lips and asphyxiated. (I spelled asphyxiated without help, who'd have guessed?)

Years ago I had a car that had a 3.1 V6 and made around 210 horsepower and got around 30 miles to the gallon. Years later I bought another car that weighed the same, had a 3.1 V6, made 170 horsepower and got around 24 miles to the gallon. This was explained as the pollution control measures, claiming it put out less emissions. Fine, but, what about the extra tankers needed to haul the extra fuel necessary due to the greater fuel consumption, using engines that are generally unregulated as far as emissions are concerned.

Why is it that environmental activists go around slicing the tires of Hummers and other big trucks as a protest of their waste and inefficiency, yet tires are one of the worst things to put in a landfill, where those sliced tired often wind up?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on July 27, 2008, 07:10:22 AM


Why is it that crazy women are better in bed?

Why is it that I have met several people that worship Satan, and are antisemitic? What exactly is their reason for hating people of Jewish ancestry?


Why is it that crazy women are better in bed?
I have no idea... **shoves pills farther into purse


Why is it that I have met several people that worship Satan, and are antisemitic? What exactly is their reason for hating people of Jewish ancestry?

True Satanist believe in the "I am my own God theory". Most Satanists ultimately believe in Social Darwinism based on morals, intelligence, and strength. such as the Might is Right theory. Might is Right is closely tied to eugenics. This is nothing new, Herbert Spencer, Huizinga, Ragnar Redbeard (who may have actually been Jack London under a pen name) and Nietzsche (sp?) have become the gospels for many people such as David Lane (author and philosopher).

Disclaimer: I am not promoting eugenics, I am simply sharing what I've learned in political philosophy...



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 27, 2008, 09:05:19 AM
Most Satanists ultimately believe in Social Darwinism based on morals, intelligence, and strength.


Guess that's why most of them are so low on the social ladder.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 27, 2008, 09:40:53 AM
Most Satanists ultimately believe in Social Darwinism based on morals, intelligence, and strength.


Guess that's why most of them are so low on the social ladder.



Hmmm...your avatar looks suspiciously like Anton LeVay, Cheeze ol'boy...! :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on July 27, 2008, 10:01:42 AM
Here goes:
I've heard several people make jokes about how prisons have psychiatrists that tend to death-row prisoners, but the point that is never made is the fact that the death penalty has never been proven as a deterrent to violent crimes,


That's not what I've heard...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,280215,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,280215,00.html)

And even if it isn't a deterrent, it's probably because it takes so damn long for a sentence to be carried out it's like threatening criminals with Santa Clause.  Not uncommon for someone to get executed over a DECADE after they've committed the crime.

and it's not surprising since so many of the perpetrators are suicidal to begin with.


Where do you get that information? 

If it is true, then it's a pity they didn't kill themselves instead of other people.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 27, 2008, 12:01:23 PM
Hmmm...your avatar looks suspiciously like Anton LeVay, Cheeze ol'boy...! :tongueout:

Oh he's just trying to look like me so he has some street cred.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 27, 2008, 03:56:47 PM
Quote
Where do you get that information? 

From working in a prison and seeing how many are suicidal for myself.

As for that Fox News link, that's the first time I've ever seen anything actually in print claiming that. I'm not saying it's not true, but if so, it's news to me. Perhaps a new trend?

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True Satanist believe in the "I am my own God theory". Most Satanists ultimately believe in Social Darwinism based on morals, intelligence, and strength. such as the Might is Right theory. Might is Right is closely tied to eugenics. This is nothing new, Herbert Spencer, Huizinga, Ragnar Redbeard (who may have actually been Jack London under a pen name) and Nietzsche (sp?) have become the gospels for many people such as David Lane (author and philosopher).

My point was that I had always believed that most people that are anti-semetic were so because of the belief that the Jewish people killed Christ. Doesn't seem like something a Satanic person would get very bent out of shape about.

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I have no idea... **shoves pills farther into purse

This is you AFTER the meds? Wow, I didn't realize how bad (or GOOD, depending on ones point of view) it could get.

Quote
If it is true, then it's a pity they didn't kill themselves instead of other people.

Kill yourself = Coward
Killed by Police/State = Martyr
Or at least that's how it seems sometimes.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 27, 2008, 04:01:06 PM
Hmmm...your avatar looks suspiciously like Anton LeVay, Cheeze ol'boy...! :tongueout:

Oh he's just trying to look like me so he has some street cred.

There was an inmate that used to work for me that claimed that was his brother. Funny thing was, the name was spelled different, but his claim was that department of corrections misspelled it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on July 27, 2008, 09:20:24 PM


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I have no idea... **shoves pills farther into purse

This is you AFTER the meds? Wow, I didn't realize how bad (or GOOD, depending on ones point of view) it could get.



That's nothing, wait till I forget to take them for about four days and then start drinking....  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 27, 2008, 09:34:35 PM

That's nothing, wait till I forget to take them for about four days and then start drinking....  :question:

Lol cool. Sounds like a fun party, as long as someone hides the guns and anything sharp beforehand. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on July 27, 2008, 11:46:46 PM
I know this is a random thought thread, but let me say this about the death penalty -


Approximately 70% of those who are put in jail for a crime wind up committing the same crime, or another crime, again, once they are released from prison.

Exactly 0% of those executed for crimes ever commit any crime again.


Sounds like a deterrent to me.


Now, so that this post will actually fit into this thread, here is my random thought for the day:

All roads lead to the dog barking up the wrong tree, therefore divided we fall, but with six you get egg rolls.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 27, 2008, 11:57:08 PM
Random Thought ...

Draw and quartering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered) really wasn't such a bad idea.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on July 28, 2008, 04:01:59 AM
Quote
Where do you get that information? 

From working in a prison and seeing how many are suicidal for myself.

Oh, yeah, I remember you mentioned that once before.  Well, I'm certianly not trying to discount your experience (heck, I wouldn't mind asking you some questions about it in a PM sometime if you were actually interesting in reading and answering them.

That being said, call me cynical, but I'd wonder how many of the so-called suicidal prisoners aren't just saying that as another attempt at sympathy or manipulation (which I'm sure you'd agree most criminals are damn good at doing.)


As for that Fox News link, that's the first time I've ever seen anything actually in print claiming that. I'm not saying it's not true, but if so, it's news to me. Perhaps a new trend?

 
Well, I saw another story about it, but I couldn't find the link.  I just remembered seeing it on Yahoo several months back and I was suprised it didn't get a lot of attention.  Keep in mind, the mainstream press won't make too much out of so-called "pro death pentalty" studies, just like the conviently ignore stories about people who's lives have been saved because they owned a firearm, etc, etc.  In fact, I'm surprised someone hasn't jumped and said, "Well, that's Fox News, they're liars, so that story doesn't count!"

And I STILL say it takes waaay to long to carry out sentencing.  It'd be better if trails (ALL trials, not just Death Penalty ones) would move a bit faster, but defense lawyers known that, for the most part, stall tactics usually help rather than hinder their client (unless of course, the guy has a chance of getting out a jail, in which I'm sure HE wants things to go a bit faster as well.)  Plus, as lawyers know, more time=more billable hours.


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If it is true, then it's a pity they didn't kill themselves instead of other people.
Kill yourself = Coward
Killed by Police/State = Martyr
Or at least that's how it seems sometimes.

My thought: Unjustifiably kill someone else = scumbag

Don't get me wrong, I'm not mocking those who want to kill themselves, been there myself.  But I just have a hard time feeling sympathy for murders, rapists, and such. 

And to make this fit into the thread:

If I had a holodeck, after I got bored with all the me/Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba in the hottub scenerios, I'd try a George A Romero Zombie scenerio, just to see how long I'd last.  (Course, I'd make DAMN the safeties work, so I would ACTUALLY get eaten.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 28, 2008, 05:08:33 AM
If Dracula can't see his reflection....how come he's always so clean shaven and his hair is combed so neatly?  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on July 28, 2008, 06:32:11 AM
Why is it that, no matter where I'm driving, I always end up facing the sun?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 28, 2008, 10:32:33 AM
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(heck, I wouldn't mind asking you some questions about it in a PM sometime if you were actually interesting in reading and answering them.


Fire away. .

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That being said, call me cynical, but I'd wonder how many of the so-called suicidal prisoners aren't just saying that as another attempt at sympathy or manipulation (which I'm sure you'd agree most criminals are damn good at doing.)


Very true, and often the case, but so many of them actually have their lives savedby someone else, in situations where it was dumb luck/random chance. I'm sure there are those that ARE being manipulative and just overdo it and actually kill themselves, but I also believe there are those that are acutally trying and just don't get it right. The institution I work at does everything they can to punish people that attempt, and try everything to not award for it (Which causes clashes with the mental health people, who often take a reward, reward, reward stance).

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Approximately 70% of those who are put in jail for a crime wind up committing the same crime, or another crime, again, once they are released from prison.

Exactly 0% of those executed for crimes ever commit any crime again.


True, but you have to take into account the wrongfully convicted aspect of it, and viewpoints on that varies wildly. That's a tough pill to swallow: Putting an innocent person to death, and partially because you sped up the process in order to save money. The fact is that the vast majority of the cases are not cut and dry. There's all kinds of cases in the books where the prosecution's star witness WAS the prime suspect BEFORE they turned informant/witness, and the judge DIDN'T ALLOW THE JURY TO KNOW THAT. People getting considered for bigger sentences because they DIDN'T ADMIT GUILT, then other not being allowed to appeal their case BECAUSE THEY ADMITTED OR AT LEAST APOLOGIZED IN ORDER TO AVOID THAT BIGGER SENTENCE. If you ever want to know just how bad it can be, check out
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809888314/info
This guy got 100% railroaded, and got a re-trial, and the prosecution, knowing it was 100% obvious how badly the re-trial was going for them, was pretty much asking him to take a plea and do only a short bit more time (as well as the other consequences of being convicted of murder), as a favor to them. The first trial was screwed from the beginning on an insane level.




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 02:20:39 PM
I secrete awesomeness, this is because I descend from a long line of pimps.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 28, 2008, 02:28:10 PM
I wonder what Mark Whalberg is doing right now?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: the master on July 28, 2008, 09:24:52 PM
i just wonder what ganons up to?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 11:59:05 PM
i just wonder what ganons up to?

Kidnapping Zelda probably.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on July 29, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
I like Fun Pops or freeze pops as I call them.  You know, those liquid filled little bags of plastic that you buy at Wal-mart for like 2 for $5.00 (and other places), and you freeze them?  To me, knowing is more relaxing than reading a good book while sucking down a few of those.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 29, 2008, 03:41:57 PM
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Putting an innocent person to death

No one is innocent, everyone is guilty of something.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on July 29, 2008, 03:47:44 PM
Ok then, "Putting a person that is innocent of the charges levied against them to death". .



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on July 29, 2008, 05:09:40 PM
I like Fun Pops or freeze pops as I call them.  You know, those liquid filled little bags of plastic that you buy at Wal-mart for like 2 for $5.00 (and other places), and you freeze them?  To me, knowing is more relaxing than reading a good book while sucking down a few of those.

Funny thing: the blue one taste best. Even though I'm sure they're all just corn syrup and cheap coloring with absolutely no added flavoring; the red, blue, and orange one are simply delicious and the yellow and geens ones - disgusting. The purple one are good, but I hae to be in the mood.

And I can't believe there's not a rapper named "FLAV*OR*ICE".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 29, 2008, 06:35:01 PM
I wish they would bring back Tizer Ice, it was my favourite drink and I can't even find a picture of a can anywhere, it's like the world does not want to believe that it ever existed!! Arrrghh!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on July 30, 2008, 03:00:14 PM
Rose, my dog, got ran over today by some jerk-face going sixty down a gravel road. She's at the animal hospital, we thought she had broken her front leg; but fortunately it was just sprained. They are keeping her overnight for observation cause they fear she may have internal injuries. I hope she is going to be ok...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on July 30, 2008, 10:59:11 PM
Sorry to hear about Rose, SisterGrace. I hope she's fine.

I grew up on a long country road that unfortunately ended at a popular RV camp. The idiots driving those huge land barges thought, as my dad used to say, they had one minute to get from the main highway to the damn campground. Our neighbor used to throw rocks and old hubcaps in the middle of the road to make 'em slow down.  :smile:

I'm going on vacation next week for the first time in many, many years. I'm mainly worried about my dogs being OK, even though a trusted friend will be coming to feed and water them.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 01, 2008, 01:54:28 AM
EDIT: Listening to BIG STAR and my random thought was how could this band get so overlooked?? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 01, 2008, 06:46:34 AM
I'm very hot right now


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on August 01, 2008, 07:21:31 AM
I keep thinking of great random thoughts to post here, but as soon as I sit down in front of the coputer, they're all gone...just gone man.  Like the Night Rider when Max pulled up behind him and turned the siren on.

Sorry to hear about your dog Sister Grace, I hope everything turns out okay.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 01, 2008, 07:32:03 AM
I keep thinking of great random thoughts to post here, but as soon as I sit down in front of the coputer, they're all gone...just gone man.  Like the Night Rider when Max pulled up behind him and turned the siren on.

Sorry to hear about your dog Sister Grace, I hope everything turns out okay.

Good news! got to bring Rose home yesterday! The put her on pain killers and something for swelling, she's gonna have to take it easy for a few days, but the doc said she'd be good as new in about a week. How come you can teach a dog to attack on command, yet you can't teach them to stay away from the road? I imagine she'l probably be a little road shy after this though. thanks everyone for the well-wishes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on August 01, 2008, 08:12:46 AM
That's great news  :teddyr:  Glad she's okay!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 01, 2008, 11:08:00 AM
I finished the bar exam 2 days ago and I still spent last night answering test questions in my dreams.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 01, 2008, 11:43:01 AM
That's great news SisterGrace!

Rev. Powell, if you can answer questions in your sleep I think that means you did good.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 01, 2008, 06:40:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fI1e24gYpo

 (...reminds me of some of my own posts.......)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on August 01, 2008, 08:42:49 PM
Dang, wish I had more mobsters in my myspace family...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on August 01, 2008, 08:52:19 PM
Javier Bardem as Dr. Luther in the Runaway remake! :teddyr:

...And Paul Reubens as Tony Montana! :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 02, 2008, 12:37:03 AM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fI1e24gYpo[/url]

 (...reminds me of some of my own posts.......)



At least you don't talk like that.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 02, 2008, 01:34:34 AM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fI1e24gYpo[/url]

 (...reminds me of some of my own posts.......)



At least you don't talk like that.


You shoulda seen me talk ...er...TRY to talk to girls in High School...sad and pathetic.... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on August 02, 2008, 03:47:53 AM
Why am I at work on a Saturday?  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on August 02, 2008, 07:23:00 AM
I just love it when I watch a movie trailer online, and they make you sit through a commercial before you can see the trailer.  I mean, the trailer IS a freakin' commercial.  Good grief.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 02, 2008, 08:11:08 AM
 I do not think,but thoughts occur in what is said to be 'my' mind-though instead of being 'in' it,they are it-just as inhabitants do not occur in a city,but ARE a city. There is a governing tendencies among these thoughts,so far as any awareness of 'mine',I have no soul,no self, no enity,though at times of something like a harmonization of 'my'elements, "I"approximate to a state of unified being. When I see-as for conveinance 'I' shall say,even though there is no 'I' that is other than an imperfectly coordinated aggregation of experiance/states, sometimes ferociously antagonizing one another,but mostly maintaining a kind of civility-but when I see that my thoughts are ruled by tendencies,such as to harmonize,organize, or coordinate: they tend to intergrate,segregate,nuculate,equilibrate-I am concious of mere mere mechanical processes that mean no more than in the arrangement of my ideas than of the arrangment of bones of a skeleton. To elaborate-

    ( - This is about the point that  the telemarketer hangs up on you. -)

 (KARMA to anyone that can guess which author originally penned that mind bending gobbledy gook!!!)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 03, 2008, 10:41:45 AM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fI1e24gYpo[/url]

 (...reminds me of some of my own posts.......)



At least you don't talk like that.


You shoulda seen me talk ...er...TRY to talk to girls in High School...sad and pathetic.... :bluesad:


Been there.

I do not think,but thoughts occur in what is said to be 'my' mind-though instead of being 'in' it,they are it-just as inhabitants do not occur in a city,but ARE a city. There is a governing tendencies among these thoughts,so far as any awareness of 'mine',I have no soul,no self, no enity,though at times of something like a harmonization of 'my'elements, "I"approximate to a state of unified being. When I see-as for conveinance 'I' shall say,even though there is no 'I' that is other than an imperfectly coordinated aggregation of experiance/states, sometimes ferociously antagonizing one another,but mostly maintaining a kind of civility-but when I see that my thoughts are ruled by tendencies,such as to harmonize,organize, or coordinate: they tend to intergrate,segregate,nuculate,equilibrate-I am concious of mere mere mechanical processes that mean no more than in the arrangement of my ideas than of the arrangment of bones of a skeleton. To elaborate-

    ( - This is about the point that  the telemarketer hangs up on you. -)

 (KARMA to anyone that can guess which author originally penned that mind bending gobbledy gook!!!)


I'm going for a complete shot in the dark here.  Aldous Huxley?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 03, 2008, 11:36:55 AM
I do not think,but thoughts occur in what is said to be 'my' mind-though instead of being 'in' it,they are it-just as inhabitants do not occur in a city,but ARE a city. There is a governing tendencies among these thoughts,so far as any awareness of 'mine',I have no soul,no self, no enity,though at times of something like a harmonization of 'my'elements, "I"approximate to a state of unified being. When I see-as for conveinance 'I' shall say,even though there is no 'I' that is other than an imperfectly coordinated aggregation of experiance/states, sometimes ferociously antagonizing one another,but mostly maintaining a kind of civility-but when I see that my thoughts are ruled by tendencies,such as to harmonize,organize, or coordinate: they tend to intergrate,segregate,nuculate,equilibrate-I am concious of mere mere mechanical processes that mean no more than in the arrangement of my ideas than of the arrangment of bones of a skeleton. To elaborate-

    ( - This is about the point that  the telemarketer hangs up on you. -)

 (KARMA to anyone that can guess which author originally penned that mind bending gobbledy gook!!!)

It sounds a lot like something Timothy Leary would say.  But given that RC posted it, I'm going with... Charlie Manson.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 03, 2008, 01:15:12 PM
I do not think,but thoughts occur in what is said to be 'my' mind-though instead of being 'in' it,they are it-just as inhabitants do not occur in a city,but ARE a city. There is a governing tendencies among these thoughts,so far as any awareness of 'mine',I have no soul,no self, no enity,though at times of something like a harmonization of 'my'elements, "I"approximate to a state of unified being. When I see-as for conveinance 'I' shall say,even though there is no 'I' that is other than an imperfectly coordinated aggregation of experiance/states, sometimes ferociously antagonizing one another,but mostly maintaining a kind of civility-but when I see that my thoughts are ruled by tendencies,such as to harmonize,organize, or coordinate: they tend to intergrate,segregate,nuculate,equilibrate-I am concious of mere mere mechanical processes that mean no more than in the arrangement of my ideas than of the arrangment of bones of a skeleton. To elaborate-

    ( - This is about the point that  the telemarketer hangs up on you. -)



 (KARMA to anyone that can guess which author originally penned that mind bending gobbledy gook!!!)

It sounds a lot like something Timothy Leary would say.  But given that RC posted it, I'm going with... Charlie Manson.

Good guess! But alas,incorrect! You got the first name right though... CHARLES _ _ _ _ (four letters).
PS
I would give you karma for a good try...but I already did for the 'circumsion" post!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on August 04, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
Having just returned from the dentist and gotten a long and preachy spiel about gingivitis, I have to wonder -- do my gums bleed because of gingivitis, or because THE HAMFISTED DENTAL HYGIENIST IS STABBING ME REPEATEDLY IN THE MOUTH WITH A TWISTED, POINTY BIT OF METAL. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 04, 2008, 03:57:20 PM
Having just returned from the dentist and gotten a long and preachy spiel about gingivitis, I have to wonder -- do my gums bleed because of gingivitis, or because THE HAMFISTED DENTAL HYGIENIST IS STABBING ME REPEATEDLY IN THE MOUTH WITH A TWISTED, POINTY BIT OF METAL. 


No, it's your tooth beaver.

(http://www.troutoil.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/rens-toothache-screenshot.png)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on August 09, 2008, 11:34:03 PM
My car's had to go into the shop at least once every month since I got it back in April.
The first month, it needed a new fuel filter.
The Second month, it needed a new alternator.
The third month, it needed a couple of relay switches in the fuel & ignition systems raplaced.
The day after I got it out of the shop, the fuel pump died.

Of course, every stinkin' time, I had to call my folks to give me a ride.
At their age, & with gas prices what they are, my folks got tired of this real quick.

So, they went out & got me a Qingqi Happy 50.
I'm liking it. I see a lot of them around.
I don't think it's just the price of gas, the taxes, or these crazy economic times; these things are actually popular for some reason.
Still, I think I'm the only guy in all of Richmond who hasn't tried to scrape the name "Happy 50" off the side.

Then again, I probably don't need to; I've got the biggest pair of saddle bags you've ever seen.
Covers up that name badge quite nicely.
______________________________________

The other day, I glanced over at a pile of movies I've been meaning to put away.
One of them was an old close-out VHS of Star Wars.

When I was little, me & all my friends (and even my enemies) were huge Star Wars fanatics.
We had all the books, action figures, posters, trading cards, any shameless swag you can imagine.
I once got one of those mini movie things for my birthday with Star Wars on it.
You know, one of those things with a strip of super 8 film in it, that you hold it up to the light, turn the crank & squint through a little plastic lens.
I thought this was the coolest thing ever.
I could watch the battle scenes over & over, play them backwards, & even figured out how to watch it one frame at a time.
Some of those images are still burned into my mind.

So, one day, a friend of mine & I were playing Star Wars outside, when my friend blurted out "I wish we had a movie of Star Wars", to which I replied "I've got a movie of Star Wars". Knowing I was referring to my view master thingy, or whatever it was, he replied "No, I mean I wish we had a whole movie of it".

Well, it's in my collection.
Your's?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
When I was in the 3rd grade, manhood was based on how many times you has seen Star Wars.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on August 10, 2008, 06:20:41 AM
Remember back in the day when your friends called your parents "Mr" and "Mrs".  Whatever happened to that?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 10, 2008, 11:23:42 AM
Remember back in the day when your friends called your parents "Mr" and "Mrs".  Whatever happened to that?

I don't know, I do it but it seems to be dying.  It seems to be inversely proportional to the popularity of rap music, coincidence?  I THINK NOT!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 10, 2008, 11:27:04 AM
Remember back in the day when your friends called your parents "Mr" and "Mrs".  Whatever happened to that?

I don't know, I do it but it seems to be dying.  It seems to be inversely proportional to the popularity of rap music, coincidence?  I THINK NOT!!!

Remember, you can't spell crap without rap


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 01:52:35 PM
Remember back in the day when your friends called your parents "Mr" and "Mrs".  Whatever happened to that?

I don't know, I do it but it seems to be dying.  It seems to be inversely proportional to the popularity of rap music, coincidence?  I THINK NOT!!!

Naaah, , it already had it's hat and coat on and was halfway out the door when 'Rap' arrived. My parents TOLD kids to call them by their first name, , personally, I can't stand that MR. bull$hit, , and 'Sir' is even worse.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 10, 2008, 01:59:39 PM
Remember back in the day when your friends called your parents "Mr" and "Mrs".  Whatever happened to that?

I don't know, I do it but it seems to be dying.  It seems to be inversely proportional to the popularity of rap music, coincidence?  I THINK NOT!!!

Naaah, , it already had it's hat and coat on and was halfway out the door when 'Rap' arrived. My parents TOLD kids to call them by their first name, , personally, I can't stand that MR. bull$hit, , and 'Sir' is even worse.

To this day, may 60ish parents insist my friends refer to them as "Dawg" and "Ho". 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 02:23:00 PM


So, they went out & got me a Qingqi Happy 50.
I'm liking it. I see a lot of them around.
I don't think it's just the price of gas, the taxes, or these crazy economic times; these things are actually popular for some reason.
Still, I think I'm the only guy in all of Richmond who hasn't tried to scrape the name "Happy 50" off the side.


If I were you, I'd add a zero or two, , make it a "Happy 500" or even a "Happy 5000". Watch the women STAMPEDE to you , , chicks dig big, bad motorcycles.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 10, 2008, 06:05:39 PM
Just once, I'd like to be able to leave a GameStop without hearing, "So, did you pre-order [insert crappy new game here]?  No?  Well, you won't it after release date."  Bulls**t.  I work at a Wal-Mart.  Every game they've told me I "won't find" we've had a huge back stock of, even Madden, Grand Theft Auto, and Super Smash Bros.  And what difference does it make if I buy it on release or wait a month?  I honestly don't need to play new games right away. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 08:16:50 PM
Yea, they're just trying to a) secure a sale, and b) put money in the bank that isn't theirs yet so to speak. As long as people are dumb enough to fall for it.

At some toys-r-us, when the Wii came out, they had people pre-pay, , and when the units came in, they sold them all off the shelves like normal, ,so if you pre-paid, , you still had to beat the crowd and physically grab one. There was absolutely NO advantage of pre-purchasing, except you lost your ability use that money elsewhere.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on August 10, 2008, 09:45:53 PM
I once had a job loading inserters at a local paper.
We'd get to read all the Sunday ads a week in advance.

We'd start loading those Thanks Giving day doorbuster ads a month in advance.

Trouble was, of course, it was the paper.
Weekends, holidays, inclement weather, monsters attacking the city, forget it.
____________________________________

My first job was for a printing contractor.

We once got a last minute rush order to produce 1,000 of these really beautiful & elaborate "Free Mandela" posters.
We got 'em all done, did 'em right, and satisfied with our work, packed 'em up ready to ship next morning, & went home.

Guess what happened that night when I flicked on the TV news.
They still had to pay for 'em.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on August 10, 2008, 09:56:37 PM
Why do we say someone is "sicker than a dog" when cats throw up way more often than dogs do?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 10:17:26 PM
Why do they say "Drunk as a Skunk"? Skunks do not get intoxicated on anything, unlike Koala bears, Sloths, and HUMANS. People refer to an intoxicated person as an animal that NEVER gets intoxicated to point out how intoxicated that person is? Weird. .

I had the fingerprint area of one of my fingers cut off when I was in high school. It was right down to the bone, and I actually went to the hospital in a different ambulance than my finger did. BUT, years before THAT accident, I had cut across the same area, fairly deeply. When they sewed my finger back together after the second accident, they didn't get it aligned quite right, so the scar is a circle with a line going through it, but the line INSIDE the circle doesn't like up with the line OUTSIDE of the circle. The finger cut-off accident happened a couple days before the first space shuttle disaster, I saw the initial newsflash. That week I also experienced the first earthquake I'd ever felt.

Funniest thing ever said, so it's not surprising George Carlin was the one to say it:
"I've never banged a TEN, but I have banged FIVE TWOS"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 10, 2008, 11:43:14 PM
Why do we say someone is "sicker than a dog" when cats throw up way more often than dogs do?

People don't lick their body hair, and when they do they need medication


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 11, 2008, 05:41:29 AM
...I think I need more Olive Oil  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on August 12, 2008, 06:29:33 AM
Stay away from Dead Man's Curve
Unless you're tired of livin'
Race on it, you'll lose your nerve
It's not meant to be driven

Locked doors and rollcage bars
Seatbelts pulled down not too far
Won't protect you if you swerve
Nothing will on Dead Man's Curve


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on August 12, 2008, 10:58:51 PM
I was in Savannah, GA last week and what did I see but a hoity-toity art gallery calling itself RAFFINE GALERIE.

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Raffine_Galerie.jpg)

I didn't go in, but I'm guessing they sell DVD-R copies of GURU, THE MAD MONK and BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 13, 2008, 01:43:24 AM
Sex is fantastic, but god does it wear you out.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 13, 2008, 06:25:06 AM
The Highway Code is boring...  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2008, 10:02:19 AM
Sex is fantastic, but god does it wear you out.  :teddyr:

If it takes you longer than 3 minutes, then you're doing it all wrong.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 13, 2008, 10:13:51 AM
My younger brother spent an abnormally large amount of time in the bathroom once he reached puberty. I have come to the conclusion that WHATEVER he was doing in there, he was either really, really GOOD at it, , or really, really BAD at it. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 18, 2008, 06:02:01 AM
I went to a family reunion at my grandmother's house yesterday. There were people there I hadn't seen in 12 years and some I had never seen. When the party was ending; I spotted a three year old boy sitting under a tree in the side yard. He looked sad so i started asking who he belonged to. Get this, he didn't belong to anyone, he was just lost , barefoot, and had wandered over. He told me he had been walking through the neighborhood with his older brothers when they ran off and left him. He had been at the party for awhile but everyone had just taken for granted that he belonged to someone else.
I wound up scooping him up in my arms and packing him around the neighborhood till we found his house. His dad was worried sick and I could hear the older brothers screaming in the background yelling they didn't mean to leave him (yeah right, more like didn't mean to get grounded).
His dad had already called and reported him missing; he actually thought I was an off-duty police woman. Here's the getter, his dad is the best looking man I've ever seen in a long time. I got invited in for coffee, but passed. Anyways, it was nice to get the boy back where he belonged. If my brother had left me in a neighborhood that bad all alone, my parents would have beat the daylights out of him....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 19, 2008, 06:16:49 PM
Why are the holes in metal knitting needles so damn small!?  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on August 22, 2008, 10:00:52 PM

Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Then I'll do the same with fast food burgers.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 22, 2008, 10:42:51 PM
What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 23, 2008, 04:59:25 AM

Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Why not mix them all together?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 23, 2008, 05:31:04 AM

Someday, I'm going to buy some Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, Dr K (Kroger generic brand), Dr Thunder (Wal-Mart generic brand) and decide which one I like BEST once and for all!

Why not mix them all together?

I thought the same thing.  Mixing sodas isn't so bad.  How do you think Faygo came up with Rock n' Rye?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 23, 2008, 09:50:39 AM
What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 

Thats because too many kids try to emulate Bauhaus these days without even knowing it or who they were. There will only be one Peter Murphy in this lifetime...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 23, 2008, 12:15:42 PM
What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 

You think that is bad, look at some of the stuff that sells at shirt woot. They've had a few good ones, but some I just can't see how anyone could wear.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 24, 2008, 08:00:33 PM
I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on August 24, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
When a stove door comes unhinged, why is it so damn hard to fix?  It seems a Slot "A" into Slot "B" situation but ends up in the Slot "FUWTB" situation which for me stands for "f*cked up worse than before". 

I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?
The sad part is, the Cheeto never calls or writes anymore.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 25, 2008, 05:44:40 PM
I am the eater of worlds, and of children


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/28309998_60d07fa2aa.jpg)

...or sour?

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-142.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 25, 2008, 09:39:07 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 25, 2008, 09:41:25 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?

Jeez, I sure hope not! Midgets fine, I can just eat them. But, a screwed up Stephen Geoffreys or some freak, no thanks!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on August 25, 2008, 09:54:40 PM
([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-142.jpg[/url])


The guy on the right has an Afro that men of ALL sizes would envy. The opposite could be said about the one in the middle's man-hooters. Get that guy a training bra. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on August 27, 2008, 04:28:06 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...

([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/28309998_60d07fa2aa.jpg[/url])

...or sour?

([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-142.jpg[/url])


I LOVE pickles and midgets!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on August 27, 2008, 04:57:14 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...

([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/28309998_60d07fa2aa.jpg[/url])

...or sour?

([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-142.jpg[/url])


I LOVE pickles and midgets!


Mmmmmmm . . . Pickled midgets . . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 PM
Most people throw away/recycle a lot of stuff when it is time to move. Since what I can't take with me is going into storage; I decided to downsize quite a bit. Sorting through everything has been a nightmare. My brother's girlfriend went threw the clothes I decided to donate and that was a big help; but I still wound up getting rid of

15 pairs of high heels
38 bottles of nail polish
16 tubes of lip gloss
10 pair of stockings
1 incredibly tacky christmas hat
3 sets of dishes

Its amazing the things you can accumulate in three years; I'm just glad we didn't live here for ten years because then I would have just had to torch the place.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on August 27, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Ya know what really burns my butt????





A midget with a lighter!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: flackbait on August 28, 2008, 12:21:50 AM
My shoes smell like something from the bowels of hell, but my boots smell like venison. Still puzzled on this one.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on August 31, 2008, 07:41:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on September 02, 2008, 12:48:22 AM
I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sc4_pub_2d_sophitia120copy.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on September 02, 2008, 05:20:42 AM
I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.
([url]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sc4_pub_2d_sophitia120copy.jpg[/url])


I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2008, 10:25:12 AM
Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on September 02, 2008, 10:41:59 AM
Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Karma, Reverend.  :bouncegiggle:

True story: when I was recommended to a doctor, she asked me "Would you be embarassed if I had to examine your penis?" I said "No, I wouldn't be embarassed, I'd be grateful."

She's been my Dr for eighteen years now and she's never forgotten me saying that.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 02, 2008, 04:13:10 PM
I've realized life's greatest truth today


Bruce Campbell eats coal and sh!ts diamonds.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on September 02, 2008, 09:43:10 PM
Ahh... The virtues of bachelorhood. :twirl:
Thanks for reminding me how being so pathetic can be such a blessing.  :wink:
I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.
([url]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sc4_pub_2d_sophitia120copy.jpg[/url])


I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 02, 2008, 11:14:09 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo[/url]


WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on September 04, 2008, 12:47:01 AM
If meat were plastic, it would probably smell kinda' funny when you cooked it.
_________________________________________________________________

I'm beginning to understand why the British tend to make the distinction between the theatre & the cinema.
Now, if I could just figure out why over here, it means a homosexual, & over there, it means a cigarette.
__________________________________________________________________________________________

Who discovered the whole "Dark Side of Oz" thing?
And, how exactly were they able to figure it out? (I've been hearing about this ever since I was a little kid.)
And, what on God's green Earth were they smoking?
And, why does it still make perfect sense?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 04, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
If I could vote for president, I would write in Bruce Campbell


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 04, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo[/url]


WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1[/url]

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 04, 2008, 09:13:07 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo[/url]


WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1[/url]

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 


Just talk to people like Bill Lumberg, at least it'll be funny.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 05, 2008, 04:39:04 PM
Just seen a drunk guy hanging on to the back of a car, he fell off and smashed his face all over the road  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 10, 2008, 01:11:52 PM
For some reason, I really like the feeling I get when I stick my hand into a larger container of popcorn kernels, and then lifting my hand up and letting them run through fingers.

I have no idea why.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on September 14, 2008, 01:05:08 PM
It used to be if you saw a guy walking down the street waving his arms and talking loudly it meant he was crazy, now it just means he's talking to his wife on a cell phone.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 14, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
Am I the only person annoyed at the 'tip' line of a credit card slip at fast-food restaurants? I consider if fast food any time you PAY for the food BEFORE you eat it, and I just am not going to tip for that. How do I know the service is going to be any good, , or the FOOD for that matter. When I eat at regular restaurants, I tip well, but according to service. Good service gets you somewhere between 15% and 25%, more if the food is really cheap but the service is good. I think it's borderline unethical for that line to be there, and I've gotten some dirty looks for not putting anything down. After all, 'I' stood there and waited for my own food, , and took it to the table myself. Tipping at a fast-food joint seems alot more like charity than paying for a service.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 17, 2008, 12:01:34 PM
Am I the only person annoyed at the 'tip' line of a credit card slip at fast-food restaurants?

Uh, I didn't know they did that actually.  Are you talking like McDonald's and stuff?  I don't think they do that here, unless the hide it under the "tax" column.  Course, I don't really glance over my receipts that closely...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on September 17, 2008, 03:35:15 PM
Your Mexican boyfriend tries to climb down your chimney?

Accused of throwing roach powder on your neighbor?

A pitbull tries to eat your kid?

Great White Trash Moments!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUq2A2tOcgU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIovbVUvfa4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIDXJ8mEoHs

Play all three at the same time and you get some idea of a typical evening in my neighborhood when I first moved to Nashville.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on September 17, 2008, 03:58:28 PM
Am I the only person annoyed at the 'tip' line of a credit card slip at fast-food restaurants? I consider if fast food any time you PAY for the food BEFORE you eat it, and I just am not going to tip for that. How do I know the service is going to be any good, , or the FOOD for that matter. When I eat at regular restaurants, I tip well, but according to service. Good service gets you somewhere between 15% and 25%, more if the food is really cheap but the service is good. I think it's borderline unethical for that line to be there, and I've gotten some dirty looks for not putting anything down. After all, 'I' stood there and waited for my own food, , and took it to the table myself. Tipping at a fast-food joint seems alot more like charity than paying for a service.

I haven't seen that, but then I don't use a credit card at fast food joints. What bugs me more is the cash tip jars that are at every Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks in my area. There's no table service, there's no eat-in counter, so what exactly am I tipping for? Am I supposed to tip newstands, movie ticket sales, the guy at the register at the 7-11?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 17, 2008, 11:53:49 PM
I see it because I quit carrying money years ago and only used plastic.
I don't know if McDonalds does it because I don't eat there any, , but Subway does it, a little taco joint in town does, and so does a little gyro/calzone place, and Taco Bell I believe.

As for the videos, , the last one in particular, I have to say I not what you'd call an animal lover. We had dogs, cats, birds, fish when I was growing up, but I'm not one of those bunny-huggers (Although I did have a bunny also), but, I HATE mean dogs. Anyone that has a dog that can get at others, and the animal is mean or aggressive has a screw loose. Through my life I've seen at least a dozen people that have been bitten badly and the owner always claims "My dog would never hurt anyone", , but you know what, , those are the same people in most incidents that were bragging about how big and bad their dogs were and abut how nobody better f with that dog because it's so damn vicious prior to the attack. The courts don't have brain one on the issue either. There was a kid that got attacked when I lived in Texas and they came to the conclusion that it was because the kid smelled like something he just ate, a hamburger or something, so it wasn't the dog's fault. So apparently a person can be justifiably attacked for smelling like the food they just ate. I'm sorry but any dog that can't control itself any better than that doesn't have a place amongst the general population. There's pounds FULL of well-behaving dogs that unfortunately get put down constantly, but a dog that attacked a kid because of his lunch gets to live?

We had someone that lived in town that had some big, aggressive dog that would go at kids when the owner was walking it down the road, , and her answer was "Well, those kids need to go inside when I'm walking my dog because they must provoke it because she NEVER acts like that around anyone else". I see people when I'm hiking that have dogs that run right up to me and I'm supposed to act like I KNOW this dog isn't going to pounce on me? I'm supposed to take their word that it doesn't bite? Heck, I carry a gun because there's bear around there, , and I pull it if a dog is coming at me like it's on the attack. Most of the time it's a lone woman with 2 or 3 big dogs she can't control and they get all pi$$y because of it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Zapranoth on September 18, 2008, 12:35:25 AM
Almost every dog bite injury I've sutured in a young child has been

a)  done by a pit bull,
b)  on the child's face.

Answer:  don't get a pit bull, and don't let your kids play with pit bulls.

Obligatory random thought:

What the heck does the diatribe at the end of Accept's "Balls to the Wall" means?  (You know, the part where he starts jabbering about "plugging a bomb in everyone's ass"?)  What does it mean, what does it MEAN?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Zapranoth on September 18, 2008, 12:53:47 AM
But Deadsy wasn't Deasy no more he was uh... Miss Universe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMXro9nOYD0



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 18, 2008, 01:23:10 AM
Almost every dog bite injury I've sutured in a young child has been

a)  done by a pit bull,
b)  on the child's face.

Answer:  don't get a pit bull, and don't let your kids play with pit bulls.

You've sutured a lot of bites in kids?  Are you a doctor or paramedic or something?

>Pitt Bulls

Yeah, I keep hearing bad news about those guys, course owners insist that it's just the media hyping the stories out of proportion.  I remember Mancow, back when they had him in this area (they've switched to a local show), used to condemn that breed on a regular basis.  He said (and I'm paraphrasing here), "And I know owner who go, 'Well, we've got a pit bull and he's NEVER harmed anyone!  He's a good dog!' And then weeks, months, maybe even a year later I hear about there 'good' dog attacking them."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 18, 2008, 06:32:08 AM
What the heck does the diatribe at the end of Accept's "Balls to the Wall" means?  (You know, the part where he starts jabbering about "plugging a bomb in everyone's ass"?)  What does it mean, what does it MEAN?

No idea?  :question: It's the last verse and pre-chrus part:

Quote
"Come on man, let's stand up all over the world
Let's plug a bomb in everyone's arse
If they don't keep us alive - we're gonna fight for the right

Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and you're saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 18, 2008, 11:58:14 AM
Ugly Betty... never watched the show, and I don't plan to.  To me, the whole concept of using a nice looking chick made up to be "ugly" to preach a lesson to us about not judging people based on appearances is the height of hypocrisy and exemplifies shallowness of Hollywood.   Sort of like those idiotic teen movies where the so-called "plain" girl could easily look beautiful just by getting rid of her ponytail, removing her glasses, and putting on some nice clothes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 18, 2008, 12:02:08 PM
Its amazing what you can find under the couch cushions isn't it...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 18, 2008, 12:36:35 PM
A huge spider came out of my VHS player last night and I have no idea how it got in there  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on September 18, 2008, 01:13:50 PM
I haven't peed in any sinks lately.   :smile:  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 18, 2008, 01:53:14 PM
My sister believe one's crap will turn blue from eating a lot of Blueberry Muffin-flavored Frosted Mini-Wheats. I think she may be retarded. They are good to eat though. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 18, 2008, 02:37:48 PM
My middle finger hurts...want to see it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 18, 2008, 03:47:35 PM
I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 18, 2008, 03:51:53 PM
I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .

HAHAHAHAH  :bouncegiggle: So it was you!?  :teddyr: HAHAH  ...Rolfcopter and what not...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 18, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
(http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/01/kool-aidman.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 18, 2008, 09:00:14 PM
I haven't peed in any sinks lately.   :smile:  :thumbup:

That's why your water bill is so high.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on September 18, 2008, 10:07:55 PM
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Giant Claw Jr on September 18, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 18, 2008, 11:22:44 PM
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on September 19, 2008, 07:06:49 AM
I moved a thousand miles away from my best friend, M. French. Now I've met another M. French that I seem to be entangled with. Wierd....

Another thought...
Seven days without prayer makes one weak; however three weeks without internet lasts an eternity...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2008, 07:10:47 AM
Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be

Am I the only person on planet earth who thinks Waterworld was good?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on September 19, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Like making those funny self-generated signs?

Here's a link to a bunch of different ones.

http://www.says-it.com/ (http://www.says-it.com/)




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on September 19, 2008, 01:17:05 PM
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2294/cosbl4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on September 19, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/banksign.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on September 19, 2008, 05:27:51 PM
If they're now the Knights Who Say EckiEckiEckiEckiOopBangZoopBoing, why are the knights in the background still saying nee?
Kinda' vindicates Aurthur's refusal to cut down a tree with a fish, IMHO.
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.

Come to think of it, I've never tried Vaseline before.
I dunno. Is that stuff safe on roller bearings, calipers, hinges, etc?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2008, 06:10:25 PM
Vince McMahon! Give ECW fans their promotion back!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 19, 2008, 06:33:57 PM
I learned today that I can do a great Randy Savage impersonation.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2008, 06:39:45 PM
I learned today that I can do a great Randy Savage impersonation.

Brilliant! Keep the legends alive! Pro-wrestling needs it's soul back!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 19, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Vince McMahon! Give ECW fans their promotion back!  :hatred:

A friend of mine introduced me to ECW back in the late 90s.  People used to bring stuff to the matches for the wrestlers to use as weapons.  Some of the most funniest matches ever...Raven vs Tommy Dreamer back in 1995;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJQkfeEAzM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4RObNHBO4U

Old school ECW had some good technical matches too with wrestlers like Dean Malenko and Shane Douglas.  Its too bad the company failed but towards to end it was trying too hard to be shocking.  How many times can you see a table being broken before it becomes boring. 

Lately I've been catching AWA on ESPN classic.  Fun seeing wrestlers like Sean Michaels before he got to superstar status.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2008, 07:44:33 PM
I was watching some old ECW stuff before, then old WWF stuff (the glory years) and I came across this;
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen (I haven't watched wrestling in about 6-7 years btw) -  :bouncegiggle:

John Cena gets booed to death and his shirt thrown back at him by the hardcore ECW fans!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-PkYVxM_d0


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 19, 2008, 07:57:12 PM
I think later in that Cena/Van Dam match they started chanting "You can't wrestle" and "F*ck you cena" all with the clapping at the end of it. 

By the way, Van Dam is an awesome technician in the ring.  He had an awesome run for awhile in late ECW.  That and he's hilarious in interviews.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:46:45 AM
How can MagicJack be FREE if it cost $39.95 and $19.95 a year?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 21, 2008, 05:55:27 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on September 21, 2008, 05:57:59 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 21, 2008, 06:04:52 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.
Yep, I'm with you there. 

But lets pick on the young too.  The 20 year old guys at Burger King with tattoos all over their forearms.  I hope you like that job.  Either that or I'd invest your paycheck into a good amount of long sleeve dress shirts for future job interviews. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 21, 2008, 06:22:01 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

About as idiotic as the 50 year old plump lady sporting a brand new tattoo on her saggy bosom.
Yep, I'm with you there. 

But lets pick on the young too.  The 20 year old guys at Burger King with tattoos all over their forearms.  I hope you like that job.  Either that or I'd invest your paycheck into a good amount of long sleeve dress shirts for future job interviews. 

Don't forget about the nutcases that who get a tattoo on their neck or other publicly displayed areas of their body without thinking of how stupid they'll look in twenty years when the skin starts to sag.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on September 21, 2008, 08:51:50 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?
My daughter owns a BMW Z3 convertible, I borrowed it one afternoon to get some take out at Jack in the Box, I drove there with the top down. The cute 20 something girl at the drive-thru window told the balding 50 something driver that she would love to go for a ride with him in his beemer any time he wanted....yes, I find this kind of scary.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 21, 2008, 11:38:34 PM

Don't forget about the nutcases that who get a tattoo on their neck or other publicly displayed areas of their body without thinking of how stupid they'll look in twenty years when the skin starts to sag.

When I worked at the shipyard, we had a guy start there that had tattoos all over his face, some kind of weird bandit's mask made of stars. He was in his late 20s, same as I was, and started there as a laborer at about $10/hr. He didn't show up enough or work hard enough/know enough to justify a raise, , so He was stuck there at $10.00. This is in coastal Alaska where everything is expensive, milk was well over $4.00/gal at the time (mid 90s). Anyways, this pitulie (sp?) stinking guy gets a ride with me into town to cash his check and starts off with some "You're lucky you have a car" BS and asked to BORROW it. I asked him what he had been doing for a living and basically he's been hitchhiking, panhandling, mooching and generally being a knucklehead, and I am "Lucky" I have a car, and acted as if I OWE him something because of that. He got laid off and came back b***hing because he couldn't find a job anywhere. The guy looked like a complete idiot, and quite honestly, if I had two candidates for a job  and they were dead even, the one without the facial tattoos gets it. This guy would be on a boat we were working on and you could tell the owners didn't trust the guy, the arrangement of the tattoos just plainly brought the word "Thief" to mind.
Anyways, my point is, this knucklehead did little with his life, hasn't gotten his value as an employee above $10.00/hr really, hasn't learned a trade, or any decent work ethic, , yet I am LUCKY. LUCKY I have a trade, worked my way through the ranks to foreman, kept my credit intact, saved to put a downpayment down on a car, and made all my payments until the car was MINE, including insurance, and I'm LUCKY. LUCKY I showed up for work EVERY day, sober, and on time. We compared paychecks a few times, and I made right at twice what he did per hour, , but my paychecks were four times his because he just didn't show up enough, and when he did, he was usually late or went home early, sometimes both, often hung over.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 21, 2008, 11:47:08 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?

20 years ago I would have agreed with you, , but I know quite a few people in their 50s, balding, with convertibles, and I have to say they don't really care what anyone else thinks. Many people assume a guy in a convertible has one because he is trying to re-live his youth, usually that's not the case. I used to think the same thing until I started meeting middle-aged guys with Vettes, Harleys, Roadsters. It's not about image nearly as much as the younger generation wants to think it is. Usually it's just about having fun the way you want to have fun. Of course the younger generation often says those things out of jealousy I believe. If a guy is balding and trying to re-live his YOUTH, the last thing he would get is a convertible. The FIRST thing he would get is a fix for the bald spot.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 22, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
Why do the kids on Barney move their heads so much when they talk?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on September 22, 2008, 02:07:23 PM
Hey...balding 50 something guy in a convertible...yeah you...do you realize how idiotic and desperate you look?
My daughter owns a BMW Z3 convertible, I borrowed it one afternoon to get some take out at Jack in the Box, I drove there with the top down. The cute 20 something girl at the drive-thru window told the balding 50 something driver that she would love to go for a ride with him in his beemer any time he wanted....yes, I find this kind of scary.
It probably wasn't the car.  Chicks just dig you.   :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 22, 2008, 05:33:23 PM
I feel really sorry for the parents of child star Bill Mummy, that kid was FREAKY!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 22, 2008, 05:50:45 PM
I do not feel sorry for the parents of Tay Zonday.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on September 23, 2008, 01:48:19 PM
Usually it's just about having fun the way you want to have fun. Of course the younger generation often says those things out of jealousy I believe. If a guy is balding and trying to re-live his YOUTH, the last thing he would get is a convertible. The FIRST thing he would get is a fix for the bald spot.

I think for a lot of them it's about getting the car they've always wanted but can only NOW afford.  I mean, they've probably wanted a Mercedes in their twenties, but didn't have the dough, but decades later, they've got some money saved up, enough to be a little reckless with it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 23, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
That's a BIG part of it, and also the insurance break you get as you get older. What you're saying REALLY applies to Harleys, those are EXPENSIVE to buy AND upkeep. I know I couldn't easily afford a new one while paying to feed a teenager. I wouldn't put myself through payments on a $30,000 ride that DOESN'T eliminate the need for a car and the INSURANCE on it when I was in my 20s.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on September 24, 2008, 02:34:07 PM
When female midgets get boob jobs, do they still use the term "Hey, I'm up here"?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 25, 2008, 07:43:54 AM
Those "Righteous Kill" ads on Imdb.com are extremely annoying! I can't click on anything without all these "De Niro", "Pacino" boxs with huge black letters flying around at me!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 28, 2008, 04:17:42 PM
I found this picture totally at random, I'm going to try it out for my desktop for a while.

(http://fukawitribe.com/lagoon_croman_full.jpg)

http://fukawitribe.com/


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on September 29, 2008, 10:11:08 AM
People really hate it when you puke in their bird bath.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 29, 2008, 02:03:59 PM
Birds do worse than puke in it, I just don't see the big deal. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 29, 2008, 02:06:54 PM
People really hate it when you puke in their bird bath.

People also really hate it when you bathe in bird puke. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 30, 2008, 04:54:54 PM
My boss gave me some strange looks because I used the reply "Groovy" while talking to a customer on the phone. I think he needs to lighten up a bit.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 30, 2008, 05:37:53 PM
People really hate it when you puke in their bird bath.
People also really hate it when you bathe in bird puke. 
And people really hate it if you p**s in their pool.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on September 30, 2008, 06:32:30 PM
I think my sister is retarded:

Me: Here's a picture of my kick-ass home-made Beef Jerky.

Her reply: Is it made of .... beef?  Or something else?



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on September 30, 2008, 06:55:43 PM
never ever get naked in Winn-Dixie....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on September 30, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
never ever get naked in Winn-Dixie....

Noted.  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on October 01, 2008, 07:32:17 PM
My boss gave me some strange looks because I used the reply "Groovy" while talking to a customer on the phone. I think he needs to lighten up a bit.

Customer?  I thought you worked in a prison?  Wouldn't all your "customers" be criminals?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 01, 2008, 10:06:35 PM
I run a Correctional Industries Rehabilitative Program. We make and sell wood furniture. Maximum security inmates + power tools. Fun, eh?

The customer I was referring to was someone buying furniture.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 02, 2008, 10:51:13 AM
(http://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/cp/a2p2spread.gif)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 04, 2008, 01:43:27 PM
Remember on Wheel Of Fortune back in the day when Pat always seemed to land on the $5000 space during the final spin.  He seems to have lost his touch. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 07, 2008, 10:17:02 PM
Two things:

First, I believe it is nearly impossible to screw up a B.L.T. It's like the easiest sandwich to make GOOD. I mean, what can you do to screw it up? I think there should be a test, we have anyone of questionable intelligence make one, and if they screw it up, that can't get a driver's license, can't own a gun, can't buy alcohol, and their time in the general public is severely limited. I think this is a good test, and I will volunteer to be the sandwich tester.

Second, I just can't seem to find a decent scrub brush. I've looked all through a few store, and I see every kind of disposable wipe and rag, scrub pad, brillo pad, disposable sponge with steel wool on one side and scotch-brite on the other, but no hard bristle scrub brush. We always had them when I was a kid, all shapes and sizes, for ANYTHING. Had one in each bathroom, one in the basement washbasin, one under the kitchen sink, a few in the garage. They worked great, didn't cost very much, and they lasted forev. . .Ok, , I see what's going on. . crap. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on October 08, 2008, 08:33:10 AM
If I were in a sitcom, I think my odd personaility would be "quirky" and "endearing" to the audience and my characters, but in real life most people just find it weird and off-putting.

:(


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 08, 2008, 12:35:26 PM
I frequently exclaim "Yi Carumba!" instead of "What the F*ck?!". Definitely borrowed it from the Simpsons although there's it's "Aye Carumba" and doesn't tend to be used in the same context. Am I a self-censor? Perhaps so.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on October 09, 2008, 12:41:06 AM
The thought occurred to me today that in whatever afterlife Jerry Falwell is in it would hilarious if he had to share an apartment with Rock Hudson and Liberace.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 09, 2008, 06:36:25 PM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 11, 2008, 08:42:24 PM
Lately I find my memory is getting more and more hazy, especially my short term memory. Hmm I had something else to say. Now if only I could remember what it was?!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on October 11, 2008, 09:24:04 PM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 12, 2008, 08:45:15 AM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.

Sounds like you have the same ones we got up here in Indian Harbor Beach. I've been spending so much time around them, that I have started to dream of them at night.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 12, 2008, 12:11:21 PM
Oh yeah...I'm finding I have more and more tendency to forget how to spell certain words I once had complete mastery over. Now I'm like all  :question: and have to look it up in the dictionary. Other times I'll misspell words without even realizing it such as mixing up terrible and terrific which of course is pretty bad when you want to get across a certain point in a conversation (yes I'm doing it even in conversations on occasion). Other times it all comes to me natural and is a breeze. Sometimes I fear there's something wrong with me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2008, 12:33:03 PM
Oh yeah...I'm finding I have more and more tendency to forget how to spell certain words I once had complete mastery over. Now I'm like all  :question: and have to look it up in the dictionary. Other times I'll misspell words without even realizing it such as mixing up terrible and terrific which of course is pretty bad when you want to get across a certain point in a conversation (yes I'm doing it even in conversations on occasion). Other times it all comes to me natural and is a breeze. Sometimes I fear there's something wrong with me.

That happens to me all the time, I got really high grades in english & had my coursework/exam papers used as guides for the next two years at high school, I've done alot of admin/office work too. As soon as I've had a period of inactivity, all my spelling and puctuation goes down the toilet. I found that I type way too much and don't handwrite at all anymore, I find that helps regain the "mastery"  :teddyr:. My handwriting is really bad aswell at the moment, but handwriting stuff out after long periods of typing really does get you familiar with all kinds of words.

^See that was a big long-winded mess....I'm off to scrawl on some paper!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on October 14, 2008, 04:50:54 AM

I find that when I try to write too much stuff by hand, my hand tends to cramp up and it's hard to hold a pen after awhile.  I don't know if this is because I haven't written much by hand ever since computer became more and more common, and those muscles have atrophied from lack or use, or if it just me getting older or what...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 14, 2008, 04:58:51 AM
I noticed a Smokey The Bear ad at the side of the site. That's nice  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 14, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.

Sounds like you have the same ones we got up here in Indian Harbor Beach. I've been spending so much time around them, that I have started to dream of them at night.

I must have read this a dozen times before I realized it said "Crows", and not "Cows". I was trying to figure out how big a giant cow would be, and how a sliding glass door would stop it. I might need to get my eyes checked. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 17, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Baseboard heaters are one of the hardest things to clean barf out of.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 17, 2008, 04:28:26 PM
I keep thinking I'm a sucker for washing my hair with shampoo.  I think I'm going to try using real poo.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 17, 2008, 04:39:43 PM
Baseboard heaters are one of the hardest things to clean barf out of.

so are neon lights...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 18, 2008, 01:36:50 AM
Little after midnight, I made a quick run up to work & back.
I never really thought about it before, but with fewer other cars on the road, I'm better able to scan for dips & potholes & other things that be my colon & cause my audio tapes to come flying out of their carrier.

So, as I'm driving along, scanning the surface of the rain slicked city streets, I couldn't help but notice the assorted water, sewer, gas & electrical mains & access points.
The metal covers to all these things got me to wondering: What do manhole covers look like when they're brand spankin' new?

I mean, I'm so used to seeing these things all brown & dinjy & rusty, that I just can't imagine seeing one with that slight silverish tone one would expect from a freshly manufactured metal object. I mean, the factory wouldn't just put rust on them for that "aged effect", would they?

This got me wondering how our streets would look if we had an official department of manhole cover polishing, or even if we started using manhole covers that were painted, chromed, electroplated & sealed in five layers of baked enamel.

Somewhere in this world, the dictator of some small country we've never even heard of is going to read this and...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 19, 2008, 12:26:33 AM
I've seen sea gulls quite literally eat almost anything. Interestingly enough I noticed that less sea gulls hang around fast food restaurants these days but once they were a real menace most likely because people were feeding the feces eaters. Anyways if a sea gull eat chicken, does that make it some sort of bird cannibal  :buggedout:? Or is the reason there seems to be less around these days is that they are secretly what chicken mcNuggets  :tongueout: are made from.........  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 19, 2008, 12:52:52 AM
When I worked at the shipyard, we used this weird "tape" to wrap hydraulic fittings to prevent rust. (Don't remember what it was called). It was about 2" wide, made of some really tough cloth that stretched only a little, and had a waxy, clay-like kind of substance in and on it. We called it "Snotcloth". You could wrap something with it tightly and it would stay there forever and keep 100% or the water out. Seagulls loved it and any scraps left on the deck of a boat would get snatched up, even if you were nearby. I watched a seagull eat a piece that was about 3 feet long, took it at least ten minutes to get it all down. A do not believe it is possible for a seagull to pass that stuff, so I'm sure whichever ate it died from it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 19, 2008, 07:46:34 AM
I hate when I find a popcorn kernal stuck in my teeth when I know I haven't eaten popcorn in a week.   :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 19, 2008, 11:10:01 AM
I wonder if Popeye got the Purple Heart when he lost his eye?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 19, 2008, 01:57:53 PM
I really dislike everyone in my apartment building....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 19, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
I brought home 2 garlic bagels and they have stunk up the entire house. I'm afraid to know what will happen when I eat them.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 19, 2008, 03:27:06 PM
Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 19, 2008, 03:35:08 PM
Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?

If the choice is between getting rid of a dorky guy and a hot chick, sorry dude, I can do my own math.
This is my contribution to society: Helping the advancement of women through thinking with my pecker. I am not proud.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 20, 2008, 03:25:34 PM
Babies are a great way for people to begin.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 20, 2008, 04:05:07 PM
Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?

If the choice is between getting rid of a dorky guy and a hot chick, sorry dude, I can do my own math.
This is my contribution to society: Helping the advancement of women through thinking with my pecker. I am not proud.


What are mice gonna' do with a hot chick?
Trilian was much more intelligent & logical than Aurthur, not to mention, the mice would've had to answer to the investors.
It just doesn't make sense.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 20, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 21, 2008, 01:08:30 AM
Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.

Okay, I'll admit I've only seen the British miniseries & an edited for tv version of the movie, but never read the book.

That said, did the book explain what was wrong with Trilian's brain?
Is it possible there is a difference between the decedents of the monkeys, & the decedents of the looneys?

Speaking of evolution, I don't believe we're descended from monkeys; I believe we evolved from dogs.
Case in point: werewolves
When was the last time you heard of a full moon causing somebody to climb trees & crave bananas?
And vampires? Oh, they claim it's bats, but do they really like hanging upside down? No, they dig holes in the ground & sleep in boxes out in the garage.
And even when they do hang upside down from trees, do you really think they're looking for bananas?

It's dogs, I tell you! Dogs!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on October 21, 2008, 02:49:01 AM
My thoughts have been with RC Merchant the last couple of days ~ does anyone know how his wife is?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 22, 2008, 09:34:45 AM
Why is it that people who own the least in life are often the most generous with what they have?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 22, 2008, 02:22:32 PM
As a form of baked pastry, why are they called "cookies"?
Isn't that what happens to pastries when baked?

And shotguns. Isn't that the function of every fire arm, even the rifled variety?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 22, 2008, 02:42:47 PM
I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 22, 2008, 02:48:24 PM
I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years :bluesad:

I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. :twirl:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 22, 2008, 03:21:22 PM

I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. :twirl:

I was in a similar relationship, but then one night I caught it cheating on me while it thought I was asleep.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 22, 2008, 04:03:45 PM
My hand likes it rough and has agreed on us having a threesome with my other hand someday. I bet if I got it drunk enough I could get it into a cool orgy with my other hand and one of my feet. . . :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on October 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 22, 2008, 04:14:52 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

Unless you were on the set of a porn film? Depends on the person I guess  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 22, 2008, 04:37:12 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

At least you don't owe any taxes at that point in time, and if you pee or crap yourself, nobody takes offense and they even clean it up for you!



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 23, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
I am SO done with alcoholics!!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 23, 2008, 12:56:16 PM
Today's Meditation On Friendship:

The Lone Ranger to Tonto: “Well, Tonto, we’re in this box canyon surrounded by a hundred bloodthirsty Comanches, so I guess we’re going to die.”

Tonto to the Lone Ranger: “What do you mean ‘we’ Paleface?”


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 24, 2008, 09:23:25 AM
Wisdom whispers, ignorance shouts.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 25, 2008, 08:06:28 AM
Why on earth are there sign language dudes in the corner of the tv screen at 3 am!? Do broadcasters think that deaf people are vampires!?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 25, 2008, 02:12:17 PM
Forever is one day shorter than it was yesterday.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 25, 2008, 02:22:56 PM
I need to urinate very badly, so I think I will  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 25, 2008, 02:24:55 PM
I need to urinate very badly, so I think I will  :tongueout:

Good choice!  :thumbup:

Also, mistaking a can of 'Pledge' for 'Lysol' and spraying the floor of the shower with it can be, , well, quite dangerous.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 25, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
Remember on Scooby Doo during a chase scene where Shaggy and Scooby would stop what they're doing to dress up in a costume?  They'd set up a scenario and the monster would kind of join in with a confused look on his face.  Why didn't the monster just kill them at that point?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 25, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
I've never been able to fully appreciate the term "Thank God It's Friday".

As a child, Friday was always test day, and the teacher always seemed a little more unpleasant than usual.

As an adult, Payday has always been Tuesday, and whether or not I had to come in Saturday & Sunday has always been a toss-up.

And, let's not forget a certain movie franchise named for a certain weekday as it falls on a certain calendar day.

I think whoever coined that term must've had a real gravy job, with a saint for a boss.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on October 25, 2008, 05:38:49 PM
Remember on Scooby Doo during a chase scene where Shaggy and Scooby would stop what they're doing to dress up in a costume?  They'd set up a scenario and the monster would kind of join in with a confused look on his face.  Why didn't the monster just kill them at that point?

Probably because the monster didn't really want to kill them, he just wanted to scare them off. :tongueout:

Of course, I think even a monster would find it somewhat perplexing to discover somebody stupid enough to assume that even a monster could be that stupid. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 25, 2008, 07:47:19 PM
I often think about how nice old jobs have been, even though they sucked thoroughly. I worked at a shipyard and the pay sucked, the people were all drunken stoner idiots, it was dangerous, unhealthy and backbreaking. BUT, with all that, anyone that could keep their crap together could easily get themselves into a position where they could almost never get fired. I wrecked a company truck, laid it on it's side and KOd myself in the process. Everyone believes I was racing another guy and driving like an idiot, including all my bosses, but no one ever said a thing about it because my section made loads of money. I used to have guys call in in the morning and ask "Do you need anything barfed on?". That meant they drank too much the night before and needed to take the day off. Occasionally people including myself, rather than calling in 'sick', would call in 'erect': Basically telling the boss they weren't going to be in because they had a woody. This was perfectly acceptable, except the boss would tell everyone in the place to give that person a call and ask all kinds of weird things, presumably to 'block' them, if you know what I mean. Once the boss came out with a written plan for something, and one of my guys took it from him, threw it on the ground and peed on it. I just can't get away with that sort of behavior working for the State, but, the pay is about double, and the benefits are pretty good. I still miss being able to refer to my boss as "The guy who looks like he ran out of money halfway through a sex-change operation" without fear of trouble.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 26, 2008, 06:08:31 AM
Why (in the bedroom) it is perfectly acceptable to ask a lady to dress like a school-girl, however you make one request involving a gas-mask and all you get is a look of apprehension....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 26, 2008, 06:10:59 AM
Why (in the bedroom) it is perfectly acceptable to ask a lady to dress like a school-girl, however you make one request involving a gas-mask and all you get is a look of apprehension....
Hmmmm...I don't know if I should be turned on or scared.   :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 26, 2008, 12:47:44 PM
I should've heeded my last fortune cookie.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 26, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
Taking those moments to evaluate one's life have usually proved beneficial to me. Don't like the fast ultra-pace of most of society which is probably why I prefer rural living. How can one enjoy any aspect of life if one has no time to savor in any of it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 27, 2008, 09:02:50 AM
Help me...I'm addicted to jelly beans and corn nuts.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 27, 2008, 09:19:37 AM
Coriander. Cummulonimbus. Computational analysis. Cysts on Cerberus' cerebellum. Cyanosis. Cyclonic predictions. Antedated fossilized remains. Blacklisting. Blackmailing. Blackballing. Blackwell. Molly. Malthus was right.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 27, 2008, 09:54:13 AM
Help me...I'm addicted to jelly beans and corn nuts.   :bluesad:

I have a 12-step program to cure that. The first step involves duct-tape, a car batery, a stainless steel collander, and a brass doorknob. The next 11 steps are simply me posting the pictures to the boards here and everybody laughing over them. It really helps US more than it helps YOU, but on the positive: I don't charge that much.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 27, 2008, 09:56:42 AM
Help me...I'm addicted to jelly beans and corn nuts.   :bluesad:

I have a 12-step program to cure that. The first step involves duct-tape, a car batery, a stainless steel collander, and a brass doorknob. The next 11 steps are simply me posting the pictures to the boards here and everybody laughing over them. It really helps US more than it helps YOU, but on the positive: I don't charge that much.
Already tried that, its a temporary escape. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 27, 2008, 03:44:24 PM
Are government employees hired for their abilites to skirt around and not deal with any issue? They do seem more than adapt at giving one the run around, never answering direct questions and sending you from one department to another in a futile phone journey when you call them.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 28, 2008, 07:11:43 AM
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. --–Flannery O’Connor


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on October 28, 2008, 07:46:12 AM
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. --–Flannery O’Connor

one of my favorite short stories is from flannery o' connor: The Next Life You Save may be Your Own


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 28, 2008, 05:42:02 PM
"She would of been a good woman... if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life." -'A Good Man is Hard to Find'


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 29, 2008, 08:47:06 AM
I find paying the bill keeps my internet running.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 29, 2008, 08:53:43 AM
I am about $4 in credit with my gas bill for the end of the year!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 29, 2008, 12:42:20 PM
I think you write better emails than Shakespeare did.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 29, 2008, 10:38:05 PM
I seriously doubt many of the politicians running for election this year on a platform of "I feel nothing but honor and respect for the fighting men and women of our beloved armed forces" would actually let the average enlisted man date their daughters.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on October 29, 2008, 11:18:25 PM
When I watched Jimmy Stewart in VERTIGO years ago, I never realized I'd one day suffer from the same affliction.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 30, 2008, 05:05:55 AM
Monkey see, monkey want!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 30, 2008, 09:33:16 AM
Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 30, 2008, 09:36:36 AM
Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?

I'm guessing carpentry... :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on October 30, 2008, 10:24:11 AM

I don't care here what the haters say, I think Dane Cook is funny, and don't understand all the hatred he gets. 

"And for 'Name' you've drawn a picture of a monkey f**king a coconut.  Is your name Monkey f**king A Coconut?  MFC, is that your name?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 30, 2008, 12:48:36 PM
Monday January 7, 1991

Took the Christmas tree down tonight after Dad got home. Helped him box it up and he carried it to the attic. I scooted the box into its corner. Always a bummer when it’s gone


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on October 30, 2008, 04:07:24 PM
Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?

Probably helps God with all the crap going on Earth right now.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on October 30, 2008, 08:46:08 PM
I was driving home from work today when I noticed a sign at the Highland Park Community Center that read:
Folklorico Aerobics
Salsa Percussion Guitar
Piano Karate Preschool
I can understand what the first two probably are, but is there really a martial art for musically inclined children between the ages of 3 and 6 ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on October 30, 2008, 08:47:08 PM
I'm patiently waiting to catch pumpkin theives.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 30, 2008, 10:13:21 PM
Trey, back in 2000 we really should have.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Shadow on October 31, 2008, 12:57:40 AM
President Bush was briefed this morning and told that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement,  all of the color ran from Bush's face. He collapsed onto his desk... head in his hands, visibly shaken... almost whimpering!

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 31, 2008, 07:55:24 AM
Anthony Bourdain was right about Rachael Ray.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 31, 2008, 08:13:41 AM
Ploughman's pork pie for breakfast (well, 1pm).....mmm!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on October 31, 2008, 11:30:05 AM
Prison food sucks. . .

(http://www.craptasticvoyage.com/pictures/Comparison.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 31, 2008, 12:09:39 PM
Prison food sucks. . .

([url]http://www.craptasticvoyage.com/pictures/Comparison.jpg[/url])


Maybe Leadbelly was luckier than he thought.

"When you get up in the morning when that big bell rings,
You go marching to the table, you see the same old thing,
Knife and fork are on the table, ain't nothin in my pan,
And you say a word about it you get in trouble with the man."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on October 31, 2008, 12:09:56 PM
Supposedly childbirth has killed more women than war has killed men. Scoff. Obviously in history combat has been for those who can't take a real risk in life.  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 02, 2008, 12:48:21 AM
Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 02, 2008, 10:07:01 AM
Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.

I worry about your ethics, what's worse, I completely agree with you. Who is up for open harvest?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 02, 2008, 10:38:36 AM
Yes, but except for that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 03, 2008, 09:48:58 AM
3 November 2008: What iceberg?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 03, 2008, 10:31:43 AM
I'm very angry right now  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 04, 2008, 12:47:17 AM
I recently got turned on to the local rock group Hot Lava.
Apparently, on every album, they keep doing the same stuff over & over & over, although they do keep getting much better at it every time.

Their most popular song is Blue Dragon.
This got me wondering; Why are dragons always blue, green or black (with the occasional red & the rare white)?
How come we never hear about any brown dragons?
______________________________________________________________________________________________

This afternoon, instead of getting my Stonewall Hard Snuff from my usual shop in Meadowdale, I decided to get it from this headshop down in Chester which is more prone to have it in stock, even if they are farther away & slightly more expensive.

As I was sitting at a stop light, waiting to make a left turn, my attention was drawn to the right by the sound of  a fat hog with hollow pipes. It was accessorized in the proper generic fashion, with a teddy bear strapped to the b***h seat.

It held my attention just long enough to see some guy in one of those Smart Cars pull up behind him.
I've never seen one before. It was much bigger than I would've imagined, and the cabin actually looked cramped & uncomfortable. The guy had put all these macho bumper stickers on the back displaying his love of fishing.

Considering the Smart Car's intended purpose, I couldn't help thinking that the Harley looked much more practical.
Come to think of it, a Ford Festiva would probably be more practical, and way more luxurious.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Khaz on November 04, 2008, 10:43:35 AM
Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 04, 2008, 11:43:38 AM
Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.

You're lucky.
I came in to work this morning to find our broadcast clock not working, so the shows are not gonna be punctual today. :lookingup:

And I keep getting CRANK CALLS from otherwise legitimate sources claiming all kinds of screw-ups at the polls, & I have to double check all this crap & decide whether or not to pass it on to the loving public. :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 04, 2008, 03:43:19 PM
Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.

No, but i did drop my cell phone in a bowl of mac n cheese today... gross!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 04, 2008, 07:43:10 PM
John McCain's wife is a cougar  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 04, 2008, 09:09:03 PM
I have a hard time figuring out why we have so many dirty dishes in my house.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: flackbait on November 05, 2008, 01:17:35 AM
Another late night paper to right. FUN!  :teddyr:  :thumbdown:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 05, 2008, 06:47:05 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on November 05, 2008, 08:39:34 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: Karma!

You've been reading my review of An Eye For An Eye, haven't you?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 05, 2008, 08:41:41 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: Karma!

You've been reading my review of An Eye For An Eye, haven't you?

HAHA! I did the other day Trevor, but I woke up this morning and just said that to myself, then I laughed.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on November 05, 2008, 09:22:52 AM
I've noticed that my attitude toward the female of the species has changed as I've gotten older, as a young man in my late teens to early twenties I remember checking out the girls when driving by the local high school and ignoring the teachers if any were about. Now when I drive by I check out the teachers (female) and I feel like yelling "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW YOU'RE OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED LIKE THAT" at the girls. I told my wife yesterday that we've become the weird old couple of the neighborhood and I believe this proves it, at least for me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 05, 2008, 10:13:14 AM
I think one of the cable news networks should hire me as an analyst. Yep, I do. On Friday I colored an electoral map red or blue, predicting the election results, and the only state I got wrong was Georgia, which I thought would go blue. Okay, CNN, MSNBC, contact my agent for 2010 mid-terms and we'll talk contract. Big contract. Lots of time off and parties with celebrities. Many zeroes. Foreign news sources will be considered but domestic commercial networks and FOX News need not apply.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: frank on November 06, 2008, 04:43:14 AM

I wonder if the title of "Hell comes to Frogtown" is inspired by the Muppet-sketch "Love comes to Koozebane".



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 06, 2008, 11:34:34 AM
I've noticed that my attitude toward the female of the species has changed as I've gotten older, as a young man in my late teens to early twenties I remember checking out the girls when driving by the local high school and ignoring the teachers if any were about. Now when I drive by I check out the teachers (female) and I feel like yelling "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW YOU'RE OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED LIKE THAT" at the girls. I told my wife yesterday that we've become the weird old couple of the neighborhood and I believe this proves it, at least for me.

I was once standing in line at a store when a girl who couldn't have been more than 15 walked by dressed like a hooker. High-heels, a 2-piece bikini and some transparent robe-like thing over it, total makup-job and a bunch of jewlery. She looked, and walked, like a hooker, it was sad, but it then got worse: A guy behind me in line, who looked a bit older than me (putting him in his mid 40s maybe), says, LOUD, "wouldn't you like to get into THAT". I was appalled, and I said back, even louder: NO you F-ing dirtbag, not only is that disgusting, but it's illegal you pervert. When did your Rape-o, Chester @$$ get out of prison you sick F@$%. THEN, I got offensive on him and made quite the spectacle.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 06, 2008, 12:31:47 PM
Do you ever notice that chips taste better when you first open the bag than any other time?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 06, 2008, 12:52:41 PM
Haiku from my dark side:

Fool, do you believe
Suffering does not await
You in days to come?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 06, 2008, 02:08:03 PM
Haiku from my back side:

Ate big burito
gurgling in my stomach
stinky smelly gas. ..


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 06, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
 :hot: Wasabi paste is brutal, but I love it  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 06, 2008, 05:43:51 PM
Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 06, 2008, 05:52:22 PM
Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.

Dean Koontz's books are some of the worst I've ever read.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 06, 2008, 07:12:23 PM
I like rice


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 06, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
I am tired  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 06, 2008, 07:57:40 PM
Ever have that feeling like you're going to throw up in your throat but not in your stomach, sucks.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 06, 2008, 11:02:55 PM
I like rice
I like No-Yolk Ribbons... with SmartBalance is good and good for you!   :smile: 

I am tired  :bluesad:
Me too. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 05:58:02 AM
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 07, 2008, 10:14:31 AM
There was a woman from Nizes
With breasts of two different sizes. 
One was small, and nothing at all. 
The other was large, and won prizes. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 07, 2008, 02:50:58 PM
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

One. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 02:58:17 PM
Yes  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 07, 2008, 04:12:23 PM
Every time I've heard that rhyme, I've always thought maybe the person going toward St. Ives met these people on the road and they were also traveling to St. Ives. How do we really, really, reallllly know it's just one person going to St. Ives when it could have been a veritable theater troupe of would-be St. Ivers? Hey, and besides, aren't the Cornish supposed to be England's most prolific liars? Well, I'm too perplexed to blink now.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
Did someone say Cornish?

(http://www.blagger.co.uk/wp-content/2008-cornish-pasties.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 07, 2008, 04:39:15 PM
([url]http://www.blagger.co.uk/wp-content/2008-cornish-pasties.jpg[/url])
Hmmm... that reminds me:
In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented...
Y'left your load
By the side of the road and
Walked away... contented! 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 07, 2008, 04:44:05 PM
I have Yeats on the brain today, so:


He with body waged a fight,

But body won; it walks upright.

Then he struggled with the heart;

Innocence and peace depart.

Then he struggled with the mind;

His proud heart he left behind.

Now his wars on God begin;

At stroke of midnight God shall win.


That poem blows me away. Let's face it, the man was Ireland's greatest twentieth-century poet, and that's saying a lot.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 07, 2008, 04:45:41 PM
Whistle while you work,
Hitler was a jerk,
Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn't work


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 04:46:13 PM
Whistle while you work,
Hitler was a jerk,
Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn't work

HAHAHA!  :bouncegiggle:

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 07, 2008, 04:49:21 PM
I've got a girl
Who lives on a hill
She won't do it
But her sister will



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 04:50:57 PM
The gods you worship are steel
At the altar of rock 'n' roll you kneel
A slave who forever rocks
Is chained in the devil's locks
And slain by the bloody axe I wail


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 07, 2008, 04:55:43 PM
"I just f*cked up the timing...thats all...f*cked up the timing...I got no timing..."
Artie Fufkin
Polymer Records


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 05:04:04 PM
I'm a liar blinding your vision
Vatican Man
Preaching fear and using religion
With the bible and Koran
I wrap myself in the American Flag
And tell people I'm for which it stands
I'm coming back till you know I'm God
Till you believe, till you know my charisma


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 07, 2008, 05:06:09 PM
Waiting for buffalo chicken tenders to arrive is a trying affair. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 07, 2008, 06:36:31 PM
I have a great idea for a really fun game,

bring me a midget and some string.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 07, 2008, 06:43:35 PM
I hate the sound of a squeaky dryer, my computer is right next to the laundry room.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 07, 2008, 06:54:54 PM
Through 1/3 of the entire existence of television itself, The Simpsons has been on the air.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on November 07, 2008, 08:31:26 PM
"....Lemon curry?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 07, 2008, 09:10:45 PM
I'm an agnostic, because I lack the faith required to be an atheist.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 08, 2008, 05:30:06 AM
My hair won't tie back today. Damn hair!  :hatred: Damn wind!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
There's beauty in not being road kill.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 01:37:33 PM
"Be prepared." I defy anyone to find more wisdom in a shorter sentence.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 01:38:21 PM
When it was too late, I bet Virginia Woolf regretted it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 01:39:39 PM
"If all the girls at Yale were laid end to end, I shouldn't be surprised."
--Dorothy Parker


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 01:40:42 PM
"If only I could be humble, I would be perfect."
--A neurasthenic sod.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 08, 2008, 01:54:47 PM
"Be prepared." I defy anyone to find more wisdom in a shorter sentence.

"Dont Panic."

-Written in Big Friendly letters on the back of The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 08, 2008, 02:16:39 PM
"DUCK!", , or it would be if it would have been said by whoever was sitting beside Lincoln. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 08, 2008, 02:25:49 PM
Hmmm, almost a tie, there, Patient, and 42 bonus points for the Douglas Adams' reference, but sometimes you should panic, particularly if it's hungry tiger-related (panic releases endorphins, endorphins brings on fleetness of foot) and being prepared is always good advice.

And, yes, ducking may be vitally important sometimes, give you that one, ghouck, as in sitting next to Lincoln, but again, it's not universally applicable.

Every time I am leaving Kroger's and feel the urge to dole out random kicks at the swarming Boy Scouts selling overpriced popcorn, I am restrained by remembrance of their excellent motto.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 08, 2008, 05:21:07 PM
I bought a huge bag of Smarties on discout last week and have been happy ever since.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on November 08, 2008, 07:58:23 PM
I'm addicted to George A. Romero old "of the dead" trilogy  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 08, 2008, 08:05:14 PM
If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 09, 2008, 03:46:35 PM
i figured out today that i am moving...again


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 09, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Uh-Oh! I think I'm in love again  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 09, 2008, 08:13:12 PM
We are like two broken ships,

Once beautiful and majestic,

Empty hulls standing useless.




Like ghosts at sea,

I swoon towards you beckoning;

Only to lock my doors.




My secrets are long.

And deep comparable to yours;

The pain floats in a sea without mercy.




I whisper to you from the balcony

A name that's false

A moan or a promise meant to be kept.




We are like two broken ships,

Once beautiful and majestic,

Empty hulls standing useless.




Nothing like a little heartache and reflection to bring out the writer in me...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 09, 2008, 09:06:27 PM
Uh-Oh! I think I'm in love again  :buggedout:
Stay out of the light Clown Man, stay out of the light!!! :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 09, 2008, 11:41:00 PM
I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeE3saeguY


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 10, 2008, 07:04:37 AM
I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeE3saeguY[/url]


There was a guy at my old job and if you just hummed that tune a little bit in the morning, he would end up singing it all day.  :bouncegiggle: This went on everyday for about 2 months.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 10, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
Alanis Morissette can really make that word sound dirty.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 10, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
You know you've been sleeping on the couch for way too long when you find that sleeping in a bed against isn't just uncomfortable, but veritably hellish.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 10, 2008, 02:24:39 PM
Quote
Unfortunately, fuming over her son's dalliance with the perky trollop impairs the old woman's situational awareness

Being a Marine isn't something that can be turned off.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 10, 2008, 02:34:45 PM
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 10, 2008, 03:20:00 PM
If a Tribal man who lives in a remote jungle were to see a picture from playboy magazine, would he have a similar, yet opposite reaction to how I react to the women in National Geographic? Whould he say "Those would be nice if they weren't so big, round and didn't sit so high up on her chest"?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on November 10, 2008, 05:14:47 PM
one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 10, 2008, 05:18:40 PM
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 10, 2008, 08:49:15 PM
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?


Because his soul is tortured...    :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on November 10, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.

Lemon curry?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 10, 2008, 09:55:26 PM
I dried some pumpkin seeds in the food dehydrator and coated them with salt and dried scotch bonnet pepper. My wife didn't realize this until she ate one and literally turned red.  She struggled to open the milk so she could counter the hot pepper.  I guess this means more pumpkin seeds for me. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 11, 2008, 02:53:15 AM
"Be prepared." I defy anyone to find more wisdom in a shorter sentence.

"Just Do It."  Eight letters.  Dunno if there's "more" wisdom though...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: flackbait on November 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM
One shouldn't fall asleep at you laptop. Mainly due to the fact that while your asleep some joker usually types something obsence in your paper. Fortunatly I actually read over my papers before I turn them in.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on November 11, 2008, 07:35:37 AM
Why do they make TV's in a 16:9 aspect ratio (which works out to 1.78:1) when movies are in 1.85:1?  I've actually read an explanation and it makes no sense.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 11, 2008, 08:14:18 AM


You ever be walking towards a building, and up ahead of you someone else is entering the building, and they see you, and they hold the door open for you, but you're still, like, 30 feet away, so thanks to their "thoughtful act of politeness", you actually have to jar yourself out of the leisurely pace you've happily settled into, and break into a little jog, just so the person holding the door isn't left standing there like a 'tard?

I f**kin' hate that.

If you're gonna hold the door open for someone, do it when they're right there with you, or only a few feet away. If you actually have to stop and wait for 'em to catch up, then just move on. That person will be able to open the door with their own strength when they get there, I assure you.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 11, 2008, 08:19:42 AM


You ever be walking towards a building, and up ahead of you someone else is entering the building, and they see you, and they hold the door open for you, but you're still, like, 30 feet away, so thanks to their "thoughtful act of politeness", you actually have to jar yourself out of the leisurely pace you've happily settled into, and break into a little jog, just so the person holding the door isn't left standing there like a 'tard?

I f**kin' hate that.

If you're gonna hold the door open for someone, do it when they're right there with you, or only a few feet away. If you actually have to stop and wait for 'em to catch up, then just move on. That person will be able to open the door with their own strength when they get there, I assure you.

Oh man, don't get me started on that. Okay then, I hate that too. This happens to me all the time, I do little jog to the door, say thankyou and go in. When I do this for other people, they don't say thankyou! No manners! Women are the worst (sorry women), but everytime I'm walking behind a woman or pack of women, they just let the door slam into my face. This is always the case at Boots, they have these big fat glass doors that are heavy and I get smacked by them all the time.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 11, 2008, 12:40:01 PM
Fifty-percent of doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 11, 2008, 12:56:20 PM
Fifty-percent of doctors graduated in the higher part of their class. Lol.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2008, 01:33:54 PM
Why do they make TV's in a 16:9 aspect ratio (which works out to 1.78:1) when movies are in 1.85:1?  I've actually read an explanation and it makes no sense.


From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspect_ratio_(image)): "When the 16:9 aspect ratio was proposed by Kerns H. Powers, nobody was creating 16:9 videos. The popular choices in 1980 were 4:3, 15:9, 1.85, 2.20 and 2.35. Powers discovered that all of those aspects would fit within a 1.78:1 outer rectangle and when over-lapped, all shared a common 16:9 inner rectangle. Hence, any of the 'common 5' can be neatly cropped or matted to fill a 16:9 screen."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 11, 2008, 02:47:59 PM
Fifty-percent of doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.

I would bet not, because I believe more people that graduated in the BOTTOM half do NOT go on to be doctors than do so after graduating from the TOP half. However EVERY doctor I have met has led me to believe they were either in the TOP 2%, or the BOTTOM 2%. I find very little middle ground.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2008, 03:46:52 PM
In law school they said the A students went on too become judges, the B students became attorneys, and the C students became millionaires.  I have no idea what they meant.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 11, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
My best friend once said another close friend of mine looked like Ted Bundy*. I told her she was way off, he looked nothing like Ted Bundy. She said yeah, he did. Well, I never saw the resemblance, but from then on every time I was with him that's all I could think about, him looking like Ted Bundy.



*Yes, yes, I know someone is itching to post those one pictures of him, blah...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 11, 2008, 04:13:51 PM
*Yes, yes, I know someone is itching to post those one pictures of him, blah...


No, here's Al Bundy tho'

(http://www.stanford.edu/~rag/cse/albundy.gif)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2008, 04:15:24 PM
(http://www.biblenews1.com/docs/pictures/handbundy.gif)

You mean this picture, ER?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 11, 2008, 09:27:06 PM
Man its cold in my house. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 11, 2008, 10:31:22 PM
There's a heavyset woman in my apartment complex; on warm days I can often see her outside sitting on the bench in the backyard area smoking cigarettes.  She usually has the pack of the cigarettes laying on the table right next to an asthma inhaler.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 11, 2008, 10:42:32 PM
In law school they said the A students went on too become judges, the B students became attorneys, and the C students became millionaires.  I have no idea what they meant.

I bet what they meant is that if you don't have great ABILITY as a lawyer, you can become very rich (but not necessarily SUCCESSFUL), at the cost of your scruples (IOW, if you're good you become an attorney or judge, if not, become an ambulance-chaser and get rich).

Just my thoughts.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 12, 2008, 12:28:49 AM
Tonight an acquaintance mentioned her 35-ish brother in law had his second heart attack scare in a year, and pointed out that the man weighs close to 400 pounds. It left me thinking, if a family can have a substance-abusing loved-one committed to a treatment center against his or her will based on the argument that the intervention is potentially life saving, then why is it the same logic and tactic can't be employed to save the life of a morbidly obese person?



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 12, 2008, 01:10:48 AM
A List Serve Posting

Noon - Me
"I found a Yellow Glass bead on the floor in studio 1.
It looks like it used to be an ear ring.
I left it on top of the mailboxes by the kitchen."

2:00pm - Anna
"It's mine! I'll come and pick it up asap.
I was literally falling apart at the seems, ears and bag this morning. Luckily I didn't bring coffee or I would have spilled that all over the place!"

10:00pm - Lee
"This sounds like the plot of a Lifetime Network Movie."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 12, 2008, 01:43:43 AM
Tonight an acquaintance mentioned her 35-ish brother in law had his second heart attack scare in a year, and pointed out that the man weighs close to 400 pounds. It left me thinking, if a family can have a substance-abusing loved-one committed to a treatment center against his or her will based on the argument that the intervention is potentially life saving, then why is it the same logic and tactic can't be employed to save the life of a morbidly obese person?

Well, I guess it's partly cause you don't hear about too many overweight people robbing, stealing, beating people in order to support their Chee-tos habit. 

:P


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2008, 08:53:14 AM
My best friend once said another close friend of mine looked like Ted Bundy*. I told her she was way off, he looked nothing like Ted Bundy. She said yeah, he did. Well, I never saw the resemblance, but from then on every time I was with him that's all I could think about, him looking like Ted Bundy.

When we were teenagers, my sister used to come up with these horrible nicknames for the girls I went out with, and then that's all I could think of.  All part of her evil master plan  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 09:01:06 AM
I seem to have gone deaf in my right ear  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 12, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
I think it is such blatant egoism to post a random thought.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 10:51:14 AM
Ow! My ego hurts... :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 12, 2008, 11:16:42 AM
I seem to have gone deaf in my right ear  :bluesad:

Huh?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 11:40:36 AM
I seem to have gone deaf in my right ear  :bluesad:

Huh?

Oh it happens all the time. I stood in front of a stack of 3 large speakers at a W.A.S.P. concert, my hearing's not been the same since.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 12, 2008, 11:49:13 AM
Come again?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
Come again?

HAHA!  :bouncegiggle: I nearly fell for that!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on November 12, 2008, 12:48:26 PM
..quoi?.. what?

....lemon curry?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 12, 2008, 12:49:16 PM
Come again?

HAHA!  :bouncegiggle: I nearly fell for that!

Nearly fell for it, , AGAIN  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
Come again?

HAHA!  :bouncegiggle: I nearly fell for that!

Nearly fell for it, , AGAIN  :teddyr:

Oh Yeah!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 12, 2008, 12:52:52 PM
BTW, Han fired first. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 12, 2008, 12:58:52 PM
Does that mean I'm Greedo?

Dagnabbit!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 12, 2008, 03:06:10 PM
One of my most vivid early memories is of a small plane full of FBI agents crashing into a house a few blocks from mine. It was December 16, 1982, and I was three. I still remember the sound it made.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 12, 2008, 04:58:33 PM
One of my most vivid early memories is of a small plane full of FBI agents crashing into a house a few blocks from mine. It was December 16, 1982, and I was three. I still remember the sound it made.

Really?  What the heck was the FBI there for?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 12, 2008, 05:01:03 PM

Ever notice now matter how well you try to keep the area by your computer clean, if you turn your keyboard upside down and shake it, a TON of dirt, specks, nail clippings and other junk will inevitably fall out?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 12, 2008, 06:01:14 PM
The four FBI agents, a Chicago police detective, and a suspect in an embezzlement case, were coming to the area because the suspect agreed to show them where he buried $50,000.00 of the $641,000.00 he confessed to stealing. No one survived the crash, and the plane also hit a hundred-year-old historic home. Sad, huh? I was home with my mother and we heard the plane pass over literally at treetop level, almost overhead, making an awful whining, whoosh noise, then there was a deafening crushing noise, a lot like that smashed box sound you sometimes hear with car wrecks, as it crashed into the house. Then there was a lot of smoke and sirens. I guess I remember things from when I was younger but that's maybe the strongest memory I have from being that young.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 13, 2008, 12:23:47 AM
Did you try and calculate it's trajectory and find the dough yourself?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 13, 2008, 07:04:45 AM
I was home with my mother and we heard the plane pass over literally at treetop level, almost overhead, making an awful whining, whoosh noise, then there was a deafening crushing noise, a lot like that smashed box sound you sometimes hear with car wrecks, as it crashed into the house. Then there was a lot of smoke and sirens.


Reminds me of Randy....:bluesad:

(http://jlondono.com/Musicians/Randy_rhoads1_crop.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 13, 2008, 08:18:47 AM


(http://jlondono.com/Musicians/Randy_rhoads1_crop.jpg)

men should never never ever wear poka-dots. and no, not even on a guitar; even randy rhodes can't pull that one off...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 13, 2008, 09:50:04 AM
men should never never ever wear poka-dots. and no, not even on a guitar; even randy rhodes can't pull that one off...

Damn! I used to wear poka-dot stuff all the time during my drunken glam rock-star years  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 14, 2008, 10:09:38 AM
Ever notice in hypnotic past life regression everyone's a southern belle or knight or samurai and no one ever seems to have been something humble like a migrant farmer from Belize?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 14, 2008, 10:12:40 AM
I wonder if Old Mother Hubbard was a scientologist?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 14, 2008, 02:44:08 PM

Reminds me of Randy....:bluesad:

When I was in high school, a popular line of grafiti on the desk was "Randy Rhodes Rules". I would see this, then a few days later somebody would invariably have modified it so it said "Handy Randy's Gonad Rulers".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 14, 2008, 04:04:56 PM
If I was a faith healer, I'd like to think that I'd have a significant following in the dwarf community. There would be something wholesome about that. Casting demons out of those who have dwarfism would make for a fulfilling evening's work. I think I could get somewhere with this. I really do.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 14, 2008, 04:11:38 PM


Has this sentence ever been used? ---> "Hey, pass me that grand piano!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 14, 2008, 04:27:20 PM
I overheard two people talking, and I only heard two words said consecutively by one of them, and can't figure out how they got to THAT point in ANY conversation. The words were "crotchless wheelchair". I am at a total loss.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 14, 2008, 04:29:23 PM
I overheard two people talking, and I only heard two words said consecutively by one of them, and can't figure out how they got to THAT point in ANY conversation. The words were "crotchless wheelchair". I am at a total loss.

If it weren't for my horse... I never would've spent that year in college.





...



Bah. Lewis Black fans will get it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on November 14, 2008, 04:30:22 PM
The Shred-It guy just told me he could toss a washing machine into his big truck-sized shredder and it would shred it lickety-split.

I wonder if that's true?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 14, 2008, 11:49:13 PM
Death is such a bummer way for life to end.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 15, 2008, 01:06:54 AM
Death is such a bummer way for life to end.

Don't take life too seriously.
It's not like you're getting out of it alive, anyway.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 15, 2008, 02:49:14 PM
"I suppose we can take some comfort in the fact that the experts don't particularly know what's going on, either."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 15, 2008, 09:08:38 PM
The University of Kentucky Wildcats are bad at the game of basketball.  Really bad.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 15, 2008, 09:44:37 PM
Freeze warning overnight, so must remember to bring in the plants. Or heck, maybe I'll just get him to do it. Yeah, that'll solve everything. I am so smart.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 16, 2008, 03:00:34 PM
Strange how all races of humans are the same colors internally.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 17, 2008, 08:11:56 AM
I have way too much poultry in my diet.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 17, 2008, 10:12:24 AM
When talking about women, I think it's sexist to use "promiscuous" and "slutty" interchangeably. It's just not the same thing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 17, 2008, 12:03:20 PM
When talking about women, I think it's sexist to use "promiscuous" and "slutty" interchangeably. It's just not the same thing.


I concur. The latter is so much more promising than the former.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on November 17, 2008, 03:36:00 PM
Some days just plain everything seems to go wrong. You just can't move without knocking something over kinda days. That's life I guess. Hopefully it'll balance out with days where everything actually seems to go right.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 17, 2008, 11:39:56 PM
When talking about women, I think it's sexist to use "promiscuous" and "slutty" interchangeably. It's just not the same thing.

Only sluts think THEY are promiscuous and not slutty. The words ARE interchangeable.

pro⋅mis⋅cu⋅ous
   /prəˈmɪskyuəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pruh-mis-kyoo-uhs] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1.    characterized by or involving indiscriminate mingling or association, esp. having sexual relations with a number of partners on a casual basis.
2.    consisting of parts, elements, or individuals of different kinds brought together without order.
3.    indiscriminate; without discrimination.
4.    casual; irregular; haphazard.

Sounds a lot like SLUTTY to me. . .



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 18, 2008, 09:49:35 AM
Wise is he who knows all there is to know about this: knowing nothing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 18, 2008, 10:34:52 AM
Abscess makes the heart grow fatter...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 18, 2008, 11:15:29 AM
 I heard the theme from "St Elmo's Fire" in a store the other day.  it sounded like the bosstones or something.  the movie if you'll recall  is about a saxophone player and there is tons of horn in the song.  there is a even a double dueling saxophone solo.  I can't think of any song that has one of those


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 18, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
I heard the theme from "St Elmo's Fire" in a store the other day.  it sounded like the bosstones or something.  the movie if you'll recall  is about a saxophone player and there is tons of horn in the song.  there is a even a double dueling saxophone solo.  I can't think of any song that has one of those

I was going to say "That wasn't a saxaphone he was playing", but then I realized I was thinking of the movie "Less than Zero". . . Think about it. ..  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 18, 2008, 01:07:00 PM
...a double dueling saxophone solo... 

Wouldn't that be a quartet?  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: raj on November 18, 2008, 06:04:09 PM
I'd love to go into space.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 18, 2008, 06:10:37 PM
Colour me bad...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 18, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
I'm convinced my neighbors are a jerry springer show waiting to happen...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 18, 2008, 11:20:21 PM
Funny how times change. When I was twenty-one this man from Florida wanted me to kiss a cocktail napkin, because he said he collected lipstick prints that way, and I said no. By my reaction you'd think he was asking me to do something on the far side of freaky, and I just laughed and would-not-do-it. Now that seems totally harmless, kissing a paper napkin. I forgot all about that till it spontaneously drifted through my mind a bit ago. Weird.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 19, 2008, 09:55:40 AM
If I have a huge argument with my boyfriend because he does something stupid and then the next day he pretends to forget all about it like it never happend; is it fair of me to forget we are sleeping together at the end of our next date?...... :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 19, 2008, 09:56:43 AM
Let the amnesia begin, Sister!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 19, 2008, 10:17:18 AM
Please keep this plan to yourself, ladies.  If women ever discover that they can use sex to manipulate men's behavior, we'll be doomed as a gender.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 19, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
I think there should be a commemorative postage stamp that honors email.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 19, 2008, 12:15:56 PM


I should've left all this college business to the MENSA folks and just gotten a job after high school.


::sigh::




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: raj on November 19, 2008, 03:06:44 PM
Sitting here at work in the library I smell something like cookies or muffins.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Flangepart on November 19, 2008, 03:17:06 PM
Sitting here at work in the library I smell something like cookies or muffins.
Where as someone at this one  has the lingering oder of old sweat and unclean undies...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 19, 2008, 03:26:25 PM
"I can't reach you
I've strained my eyes
I can't reach you
I've split my sides
I can't reach
Tryin' to get on you
See, feel or hear from you

The distances grow greater now
You drink champagne and past me plow
You fly your plane right over my head
You're still alive and I'm nearly dead
"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 19, 2008, 06:01:53 PM
Keeping meaning to find out what was the deal between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Neil Young, but every time I'm on the internet, I keep forgetting to look it up.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: raj on November 19, 2008, 06:44:10 PM
Keeping meaning to find out what was the deal between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Neil Young, but every time I'm on the internet, I keep forgetting to look it up.


Neil Young had a song Southern Man:
http://www.elyrics.net/read/n/neil-young-lyrics/southern-man-lyrics.html (http://www.elyrics.net/read/n/neil-young-lyrics/southern-man-lyrics.html)
Lyrics in part went:
"Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast"

Skynyrd weren't racist, but they didn't take kindly to a Canadian talkin' 'bout them that way.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 19, 2008, 08:21:59 PM
Skynard replied to it with: "Hope Neil Young can remember, southern man don't need him around anyhow" in "Sweet Home Alabama".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 19, 2008, 08:22:39 PM

I haaaaaaaaaaate the Creative Writing class I'm taking this semster. I took it because I thought I'd get some serious writing and writing improvement exercises done. Instead, what I'm getting is a rabid pat-yourself-on-the-back-session that lacks any form of serious constructive criticism, and it often breaks down into a poor man's group therapy session for emotionally superficial stereotypes with legs. Yay.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 19, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Dear Linda Blair,

If you ever read this, please will you marry me?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 19, 2008, 10:20:05 PM

I haaaaaaaaaaate the Creative Writing class I'm taking this semster. I took it because I thought I'd get some serious writing and writing improvement exercises done. Instead, what I'm getting is a rabid pat-yourself-on-the-back-session that lacks any form of serious constructive criticism, and it often breaks down into a poor man's group therapy session for emotionally superficial stereotypes with legs. Yay.


Dude I hear ya.  When I took it in college, I wrote things about demons and death.  Everyone else was emoting.  Oddly the teacher like my stories the best. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 19, 2008, 11:43:46 PM
Quick! If you want to be a writer or want to retain any of your own originality and style, get as far away from creative writing classes and teachers as you can. I am absolutely serious. I think creative writing classes have squashed more would-be writers than anything since the Spanish Inquistion. After all, if creative writing teachers know so much about writing, why are they not out in the field turning out great literature? Get out while you can!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 20, 2008, 02:46:28 AM
Pinching off some snuff while driving can be a wee tad challenging, but I just don't want to get the ashtray dirty.
Besides, I don't know how to access the texting feature on my cellphone.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ __

"If trees could scream, would we cut them down?
We probably would, especially if they did it all the time for no apparent reason."
 - Jack Handy
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ __

Quick! If you want to be a writer or want to retain any of your own originality and style, get as far away from creative writing classes and teachers as you can. I am absolutely serious. I think creative writing classes have squashed more would-be writers than anything since the Spanish Inquistion. After all, if creative writing teachers know so much about writing, why are they not out in the field turning out great literature? Get out while you can!

Those who know do.
Those who don't know teach.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ __

Are there any videos on the internet of a guy using a backyard broiler that don't end with the house burning down?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on November 20, 2008, 08:29:43 AM
Quick! If you want to be a writer or want to retain any of your own originality and style, get as far away from creative writing classes and teachers as you can. I am absolutely serious. I think creative writing classes have squashed more would-be writers than anything since the Spanish Inquistion. After all, if creative writing teachers know so much about writing, why are they not out in the field turning out great literature? Get out while you can!

For the most part, I agree. My master's degree is in Creative Writing and Literature, and I did have one professor who actually was quite good about encouraging students to develop their own style. He also taught an undergrad course, for which he had developed a short story writing technique that gave the hopeless writer a skeletal form for coming up and shaping a coherent plot line. I also had a couple of professors who were of the "just write something and take your A" variety. And one who had just published a novel who thought he was Ernest Hemingway and John Steinbeck all rolled into one. His novel was readable, but very derivative, and he was one who tried to bully students who wrote things with themes he didn't agree with (i.e., me  :bluesad:). I used the courses as a stimulus to get me to write, since without some kind of stimulus, I wait for magical inspiration, which tends to cut down on the volume of my writing. As for classroom (student) critiques in a creative writing class, I found them to be almost totally useless (they did help me to tighten up one story).


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on November 20, 2008, 09:30:14 AM
So I need a 100 watt light bulb.  Look in the cubpoard.  No less than eleven 75 watt bulbs.  Even a couple of 40 watt bulbs.  No 100 watt bulbs of course. 

And so another day begins.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 20, 2008, 09:59:31 AM
Imagine if teenagers really talked the way they did on Dawson's Creek.

Jen: "Dawson, I think the reason you want to go to film school in California isn't about pursuing this precious dream, it's about fleeing this reality you've created for yourself here in Capeside, where you will never stop believing in this mirage that is Joey Potter."

Dawson: "You make it sound like some sort of, of Fellini-esque charade, Jen, when it's what I've always reached for, even if the effort is probably doomed because of my own need to fail at something I desperately want."

Jen: "Dawson, you're the most tragic figure I know."

Dawson: "I can live with 'tragic hero.' Can I be that, at least?"

Yeah, just imagine...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2008, 12:18:11 PM
Its 12:16 in the afternoon, I'm out of Corn Nuts, I'm going to walk to the store to buy some and thats final. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 20, 2008, 12:59:52 PM
Its 12:16 in the afternoon, I'm out of Corn Nuts, I'm going to walk to the store to buy some and thats final. 

I forbid you to do so. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 20, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Imagine if teenagers really talked the way they did on Dawson's Creek.

Jen: "Dawson, I think the reason you want to go to film school in California isn't about pursuing this precious dream, it's about fleeing this reality you've created for yourself here in Capeside, where you will never stop believing in this mirage that is Joey Potter."

Dawson: "You make it sound like some sort of, of Fellini-esque charade, Jen, when it's what I've always reached for, even if the effort is probably doomed because of my own need to fail at something I desperately want."

Jen: "Dawson, you're the most tragic figure I know."

Dawson: "I can live with 'tragic hero.' Can I be that, at least?"

Yeah, just imagine...

Never gonna happen, most people my age can't tell their head from their arse.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 20, 2008, 08:08:41 PM
I wonder if anyone thought about the various implications in chemistry, science, and anatomy, inherit in the fact that the Wicked Witch was water soluble. 

I mean, for starters, how did she drink anything?  Or do she not need liquids for sustenance?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 21, 2008, 08:18:30 AM


I swear, if my paycheck isn't correct THIS week... people WILL die (I'm a man of my word).





Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 21, 2008, 10:23:25 AM
I think I'm running from commitment...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 21, 2008, 10:50:06 AM
I think I left the tap running...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 21, 2008, 10:53:35 AM
Notice no mail carrier's gone postal in quite a while?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 21, 2008, 11:07:08 AM
Suomi, Norsk, Svenska.....decisions, decisions.... :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 21, 2008, 11:22:40 AM
I think I'm running from commitment...

You are, if I caught you, I'd have you committed.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 21, 2008, 11:30:37 AM
I think I'm running from commitment...

You are, if I caught you, I'd have you committed.  :teddyr:

I'm committed to running  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 21, 2008, 11:56:55 AM


I neither run nor commit.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 21, 2008, 02:28:20 PM
I can't seem to decide whether I'm for or against commitment.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 21, 2008, 02:29:45 PM
I am 100% commited to being anti-commitment. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 21, 2008, 02:46:04 PM


WOO-HOO! They didn't eff up my paycheck this time!

Yesssss!

Now, if you'll please excuse me, I gotta go blow way too much money on b-movie DVD's because I'm a moron who still has yet to learn the importance of fiscal responsibility.

Yeah!



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on November 21, 2008, 04:52:36 PM
I sometimes wonder why I tend to like the modern day heels of pro wrestling far more than today's fan favourites. Of course, it could be because today's supposed good guys tend to be vulgar and offensive and the worst of role models while most of today's villains seem to emphasize things of value like hard work, dedication and using one's smarts albeit with a little cheating thrown in then and again. Years ago, I preferred the villains but mainly because they tended to be more colorful, memorable characters. Usually they were madmen of some sort or some type of foreign menace. In those days the heroes of wrestling tended to be the ones dedicated to hard work, dedication, using smarts but taking few if any shortcuts and only resorting to roughhouse tactics if pushed beyond their breaking point. It seems to me that's today wrestling baddies are more similar to yesteryear's good guys and vice versa. Is it no wonder I cheer no nonsense Vladimir Kozlov and want him to win the World title.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 21, 2008, 05:18:36 PM
Why is it that everybody else's old jeans always wear out in the knees, & mine always wear out in the crotch?
It's not fair! :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 21, 2008, 10:08:33 PM
Its 10:08 PM and I've been drinking more than normal. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 22, 2008, 12:03:49 AM
I've spent most of this decade saying one mean thing after another about George W. Bush, declaring him the worst President of modern times, debating whether he was truly the most inept President ever, lambasting his backward politics and intrusive domestic policies, his militant ways, his seeming mental befuddlement when speaking, his arrogance, his fondness for crony-ism and his lack of touch with the nation, if not reality itself, but there is one nice thing I can say about the man, and that's that to whatever arguable extent his actions have contributed to our safety, we have not had another terrorist attack on US soil subsequent to September 11, 2001, something most of us took for granted was imminent. For that, to the extent to which it is appropriate, I do sincerely thank him.

So there, hell just froze over, I said something positive about the outgoing forty-third President.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 22, 2008, 12:09:17 AM
Win if you can,
Lose if you must,
But Always, ALWAYS, , , cheat. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Derf on November 22, 2008, 12:16:29 AM
Win if you can,
Lose if you must,
But Always, ALWAYS, , , cheat. .

Experience and treachery will always win out over youth and enthusiasm.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 09:39:55 AM
Squibbly Bibbly Boo  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Patient7 on November 22, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
Win if you can,
Lose if you must,
But Always, ALWAYS, , , cheat. .

Experience and treachery will always win out over youth and enthusiasm.

Thanks for keeping my hopes up.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 22, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
Boy, this is the most mean-spirited Ohio State-Michigan game I've ever seen.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
I really, really hate liquid eyeliner  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2008, 02:36:41 PM
Its 10:08 PM and I've been drinking more than normal. 
Damn you DarkSider from last night...damn you indeed.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 22, 2008, 05:43:05 PM
I really, really hate liquid eyeliner  :hatred:

I really really hate when chicks shave off their eyebrows and then paint them on; especially if they use a really unnatural color like turquoise....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 05:45:34 PM
I really, really hate liquid eyeliner  :hatred:

I really really hate when chicks shave off their eyebrows and then paint them on; especially if they use a really unnatural color like turquoise....

Yeah I hate that awell, makes people look like space aliens or drag queens, because they usually paint them on too high. I once shaved mine off (I was forced into it) and I looked horrible.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 22, 2008, 07:30:36 PM
I once shaved mine off (I was forced into it) and I looked horrible.  :bluesad:

Lost a bet, huh? What was it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 07:42:04 PM
I once shaved mine off (I was forced into it) and I looked horrible.  :bluesad:

Lost a bet, huh? What was it?

Nah, wasn't a bet.....Woman.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: zombie no.one on November 22, 2008, 08:15:50 PM
eddie van halen >>> jimi hendrix


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 22, 2008, 08:49:46 PM
eddie van halen >>> jimi hendrix

Only in years, , never in skill. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 22, 2008, 08:50:29 PM
eddie van halen >>> jimi hendrix

Sorry, can't agree with that one.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 22, 2008, 10:24:10 PM
I have a great affection for all flowers except apology roses....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 22, 2008, 10:52:37 PM
Why, because they cost so much?

J/K


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 23, 2008, 03:54:51 PM
HOW long ago? HOW far, far away?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 23, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
I read somewhere that Hitler was not only a vegan, but he didn't like it when his woman used perfume that contained animal products.

The irony in that is just staggering.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 23, 2008, 11:04:55 PM
I have a niece that has every kind of animal doll imaginable, but will NOT play with 'human' dolls, she just doesn't like them. The post above makes me think about that. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 24, 2008, 01:07:44 AM
brown rice…they stole the word gay…why does dust form in closed rooms…poison ivy is technically not an ivy…social security will never last till I am old enough to get it…the hollywood sign used to say hollywoodland…isaac newton died a virgin…coloring books are so high art gregory…frankenstein wasn’t jewish…texas could divide into five states if it wanted to…i think poe was not murdered…folding clothes is meditation…he said white glue tastes like melted plastic now he doesn’t talk to me at all…poppy can’t be her birth name…central park is worth a buncha money…eating peanut butter before bed causes nightmares…a house divided against itself cannot stand…evp’s what are they again grant…multi-culturalism doesn’t work…frogs would eat us if they could…courtney did it she did so do it she did…the most mediocre day of an american’s life is better than most people will ever have…few people can pronounce zoology…it knew your name eleanor…pennies smell like nickels…reversing aging is reversing life…molly bloom was faithless…


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 24, 2008, 06:18:39 AM
Heh, smell the glove...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 24, 2008, 09:17:54 AM
Heh, smell the glove...


Two words: sh*t sandwich


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 24, 2008, 09:36:49 AM
Heh, smell the glove...


Two words: sh*t sandwich
Intervenous Dimilo


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 24, 2008, 09:50:53 AM

Bent for the Rent


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 24, 2008, 11:16:16 AM




(http://www.spinaltapfan.com/images/albums/b***h.jpg)



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 24, 2008, 11:51:35 AM
John "Stumpy" Pepys (1943-1969) Cause of death: Bizarre gardening accident.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 24, 2008, 11:53:16 AM


Peter "James" Bond (1974–1977) Spontaneously combusted onstage



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 24, 2008, 12:31:44 PM
Speaking of death, isn't it a strange feeling to outlive someone who used to be older than you? Friend of mine, who was always someone I looked up to because of the difference in our ages, died at age twenty-six when I was twenty-one, and now I've lived to be older than he ever got to be, but in my head he's always going to be the older of us, and that's such an odd feeling.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 24, 2008, 12:36:57 PM
"A big old blonde geek with glasses."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 24, 2008, 12:40:32 PM
"You know what I want you to do, kick me in the @ss..."
Artie Fufkin


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on November 24, 2008, 12:41:26 PM
chewing a small hole in the bottom of a bearcan is not the fastest way to get it out.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 24, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
I have a niece that has every kind of animal doll imaginable, but will NOT play with 'human' dolls, she just doesn't like them. The post above makes me think about that. .

Well, some people are kooky enough to value the lives of animals over the lives of people.  I know a vegan girl (she doesn't eat ANY animal products, including honey) who won't kill any animal, not even a spider or bug, but during a debate we had on the subject of abortion she said, and I quote, "If I got pregnant I'd want to get rid of the stupid thing as fast as possible!" 

Course, maybe that's not the best analogy, but I just found that kind of ironic. 

Course, you know, laws to protect animals from harm came into existence decades before anyone thought to enact laws against child abuse.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 24, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
I Live in Alaska, for every hunter we have here, there's at least one "I'd rather see a human killed than an animal" looney. We get people putting food out for the bears, then getting all upset when a bear has to be dealt with because it starts charging people in their own yard. Those people always blame others for the bear claiming the people who hunt attract the bears intentionally just so they can kill them. A friend of mine videotaped his neighbor putting out food, and cleaning it up in the morning so they wouldn't get in trouble for it. It frustrates me because they NEVER get into any trouble for it, but shoot an animal 5 minutes outside the hunting season, or 5 feet out of bounds, or mis-judge it's antler size by a fraction of an inch, and you're getting fined, losing your hunting license, possibly going to jail. I know a guy that got caught stealing a guy's legally-deployed traps, and all he had to do was give them back, no fine, nothing. We have police that are too much of cowards to be honest and stand up to the bunny-huggers, so when a guy shoots a bear in his yard with a bow-and-arrow, they try, at the urging of others (which is not how it is supposed to work), and ticket the guy for "discharging a firearm within city limits". First, that law doesn't apply when you have a reason, it doesn't take away your right to defend yourself. Second, and more obviously, a Bow ISN'T A FIREARM. The KEY word in FIREARM, is FIRE.

Actually, I didn't know that about animal protection/child abuse laws, that's interesting to know. Not that surprising considering how children were treated and thought of up until just a century or two ago.

I do understand a bit of people's position on such manner. I've never known an animal to be as annoying as some of the people I work with. Not by a long shot. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 24, 2008, 04:49:24 PM


I make many, many bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD decisions.

Arg!



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 24, 2008, 04:50:17 PM
texas could divide into five states if it wanted to...

But if we were to divide Alaska in half, Texas would be the THIRD biggest state.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 24, 2008, 04:50:51 PM
I have been so bored for the last 5 days, it's actually painful  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 24, 2008, 05:12:54 PM
Yeah, Alaska's a big place. I meant it's a little known legal right given to Texas, that it could if its people chose, divide into five states.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp

I've got a neat little map that shows how that division might go, courtesy of a friend of mine from down there. Seems like many of the events of my recent life have centered around Texans, or at least people living in Texas.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 24, 2008, 05:17:52 PM
Monkey doesn't grow on trees, you know.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on November 24, 2008, 05:33:20 PM
The stars at night,
are big and bright...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 24, 2008, 07:42:17 PM
I have been so bored for the last 5 days, it's actually painful  :bluesad:

I am bored with pain...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 24, 2008, 07:48:09 PM
It's been a wee tad chilly out lately, & I've misplaced my bomber cap.

On the other hand, Saturday, I found that I've lost just enough weight, that I can (painfully) squeeze back into my old leather pants. I hope to get them broken in before it actually gets cold outside.

So, in the spirit of the season, I've decided that I'm going to wear them every day this week as an expression of giving thanks to all things dead... except maybe Thursday, because I might wanna', you know, "eat something".

Rebbecca's reeeeaaallly gonna' hate me, tomorrow.

I have been so bored for the last 5 days, it's actually painful  :bluesad:

I've been re-watching "Comfort Zone" for hours at a time, all week long.
"Soooo, uhh... Ya' plan on gettin' ya' one o' those little monkeys?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 24, 2008, 08:19:42 PM
Chocolate milk rules. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 24, 2008, 11:19:36 PM
Wreck, , big wreck, , , ribs hurt, , , not a single rib belt anywhere in town, , , scared to death something will make me sneeze. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 24, 2008, 11:33:22 PM
Small children and dogs are usually great judges of character.

OD-ing on chocolate feels nothing like being in love.

Belgium won't last through the next decade.

Every girl named Erica or Jessica is hot.

I remain hopeful that Lost isn't lost.

Ten-thousand single-parent families on welfare for life couldn't equal what the government tosses away in corporate welfare in a year.

Invisible sharks have been known to live in childrens' swimming pools.

The people responsible for sewing on the correct dress size labels must surely go to work stoned.

This is the creepiest place I visited on a school field trip: http://www.angelfire.com/ky3/venthaven/fom/figure.html

My worst indoor fall was UP a staircase in 2001.

Sooner or later they all say, "I swear, that was an accident."



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 24, 2008, 11:36:25 PM
For the love of all creatures great and small, no one post anything so funny poor ghouck laughs.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 24, 2008, 11:58:13 PM
Pace yourself, ER.  You've given out a month's worth of random thoughts today.  I can't think my own random thoughts that fast, much less try to consider yours also!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 25, 2008, 12:19:56 AM
These pants are killing me.
I can't take them off... MUST... OFFEND... VEGANS!

I'll re-watch Comfort Zone, & set it on loop for the next hour.
That'll take my mind off it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on November 25, 2008, 03:06:02 AM
Insomnia can be bad but at least it gives you a chance to surf the web.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 25, 2008, 06:04:47 AM
Wreck, , big wreck, , , ribs hurt, , , not a single rib belt anywhere in town, , , scared to death something will make me sneeze. . .

Are  you ok dear? was it those hooligan gangs of wildlife again?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 25, 2008, 06:08:30 AM
Its one thing to have a fight and a guy send you flowers...

Its another when he receives no response after sending you flowers; he then lets himself into your apartment and fills it with flowers while you are out picking up your daughter from school....

My mom thought it was sweet; am I the only one that finds this a little creepy (and by little, I mean a whole lot)?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 25, 2008, 09:27:20 AM
Its one thing to have a fight and a guy send you flowers...

Its another when he receives no response after sending you flowers; he then lets himself into your apartment and fills it with flowers while you are out picking up your daughter from school....

My mom thought it was sweet; am I the only one that finds this a little creepy (and by little, I mean a whole lot)?


Could be worse? Coulda left ya horse heads.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 25, 2008, 10:03:03 AM
I think Chinese scientists have cloned the same million people a thousand times each.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 25, 2008, 11:27:12 AM
Wreck, , big wreck, , , ribs hurt, , , not a single rib belt anywhere in town, , , scared to death something will make me sneeze. . .

Are  you ok dear? was it those hooligan gangs of wildlife again?

No, ,, I was dragging my kid and a friend of his in a sled behind my quad, then, for some stupid reason, I got into the sled and told him to jump on the quad and 'haul @$$'. I am at LEAST twice as old as someone should be to do crap like that.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 25, 2008, 05:27:26 PM
I wonder why indianasmith never has any random thoughts? And for that matter, whatever happened to indy stories?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 25, 2008, 05:29:42 PM
I'm still bored..... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 25, 2008, 05:55:47 PM
I was just reflecting on an old Richard Scary story.
It's got me re-evaluating the term "spic-n-span".

Anybody else ever find this guy's name kinda' ironic?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 25, 2008, 05:57:55 PM
I'm still bored..... :bluesad:

Here, jump in this sled, , it's FUN!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 25, 2008, 06:02:28 PM
I'm still bored..... :bluesad:

Here, jump in this sled, , it's FUN!

I wish I could, sooooo bored, 6 days of utter nothingness.... :bluesad:

Even the late vocal stylings of Kevin DuBrow can't cheer me up


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2008, 06:26:43 PM
I'm still bored..... :bluesad:

I'll post something soon that will relieve your boredom for five minutes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 25, 2008, 06:54:01 PM
I'm still bored..... :bluesad:

I'll post something soon that will relieve your boredom for five minutes.

...and the man delivered.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 25, 2008, 10:44:12 PM
I've had a rather persistent nosebleed for about a week now, but I can't keep my finger out of it.

This evening, I was passed by some type of Geo (I didn't catch the model), & a Ford Festiva.
They both looked very tiny. Tinier than a Smart Car.
When I ask The Clown for a ride in "Comfort Zone", I was supposed to say "if there's room", but I didn't think that line would work with that big SUV.

It got me wondering; Just how many clowns can you fit in a stripped out Smart Car?
I still think audiences would be more impressed if the clowns used a Ford Festiva.

DOWN WITH ETHANOL!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 25, 2008, 10:48:49 PM

Here, jump in this sled, , it's FUN!

I wish I could, sooooo bored, 6 days of utter nothingness.... :bluesad:

Even the late vocal stylings of Kevin DuBrow can't cheer me up
[/quote]

Is someone between jobs right now?

 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 25, 2008, 10:53:44 PM
I seem to be always between jobs, have a part time-work at home one, then 2 full-time-waiting to hear back irons in the fire


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 26, 2008, 01:33:05 AM
I'd rather wear fur than go naked...
Especially at this time of year.

I think if the bunny huggers ever saw me naked, they'd agree.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 26, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
I'd rather wear fur than go naked...
Especially at this time of year.

I think if the bunny huggers ever saw me naked, they'd agree.

I'd wear fur, but I'd configure it so it covers everything but my face and my junk. It's the best of both worlds, you get to wear fur AND be offensively nude.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 26, 2008, 12:21:04 PM
I'd rather wear fur than go naked...
Especially at this time of year.

I think if the bunny huggers ever saw me naked, they'd agree.

I'd wear fur, but I'd configure it so it covers everything but my face and my junk. It's the best of both worlds, you get to wear fur AND be offensively nude.

Well, yeah, but... At this time of year?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 26, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
I'd rather wear fur than go naked...
Especially at this time of year.

I think if the bunny huggers ever saw me naked, they'd agree.

I'd wear fur, but I'd configure it so it covers everything but my face and my junk. It's the best of both worlds, you get to wear fur AND be offensively nude.

Well, yeah, but... At this time of year?

good point


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 26, 2008, 12:42:58 PM
I'd rather wear fur than go naked...
Especially at this time of year.

I think if the bunny huggers ever saw me naked, they'd agree.

I'd wear fur, but I'd configure it so it covers everything but my face and my junk. It's the best of both worlds, you get to wear fur AND be offensively nude.

Well, yeah, but... At this time of year?

good point

Wait a minute... Come to think of it, that's the one downside to thermals; having to take off my pants & fish through seven layers just to take a whizz.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 27, 2008, 09:53:23 PM
Why is there so much hate against jello in chain restaurants? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 27, 2008, 10:35:32 PM
I actually had jello in an expensive French restaurant, of all places. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 27, 2008, 10:47:39 PM
Sometimes I wonder how that one couple is getting along.. the one where the woman had SIX babies at once, via fertility drugs.  This was years ago, back before another couple had SEVEN kids at once, and long before the television series with John and Kate came out.  They were big news because they were America's first sextuplets (as in, all six kids made it out alive.)

Those kids would have to be in their teen years by now.  Course, the whole family is old news, being that there's been God knows how many sextuplets born since then.  Heck, there's even a website, that breaks it down by year http://www.incrediblebirths.com/Sextuplets/sextuplets.html (http://www.incrediblebirths.com/Sextuplets/sextuplets.html).

One thing that was hilarious about this couple's case (did some checking there names are the Dilleys) is when the wife first told the husband there was a chance there might be more than one babe he said, and I quote, "Well, as long as there's not five or six, it'll be okay."  

(And if you're wondering, I DID do some searching since I thought of it, but couldn't find anything current than when the kids were nine...)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 27, 2008, 11:34:41 PM
Why is there so much hate against jello in chain restaurants? 

Funny thing about Thanksgiving.
I like jello.
And I like cranberries, & cranberry juice, & The Cranberries.
I even like cranberry flavored jello.

But there's something about cranberry sauce that gives me the creeps.
I think it has something to do with the way it holds the shape of the can it came in... & people just sorta' serve it that way.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2008, 12:34:42 AM
At my dad's tonight & before I left went upstairs to my old room, looked through my closet & came across a folder from when I was a volunteer at the library's adult literacy campaign. In this program I played a modest mentoring role in helping a bright, hard-working but functionally illiterate mid-thirties woman from Appalachia named Tammy teach herself to read. Well, I've always kinda told the story of my involvement in the program as an example of a justified little white lie, in that you had to be 21 to be a literacy coach & I was 17 but sort of let them "think" I was 21. Thing is I must not have read those application papers as carefully years ago as I did tonight, cause right there in black and white, right by my oh-so neat little signature, it stated if you falsified information on your government-funded program application, you could be jailed for up to 36 months, plus be fined up to a quarter-million dollars! What was THAT about? Jeez, it was community activism in the Great Clintonian Age, & I had a volunteering spirit. Imagine if I'd gotten the book thrown at me for working in the program as a minor. Too weird. I never knew what peril I was in back then.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 28, 2008, 11:52:12 AM
Started my new full time job today, but I don't get paid until Dec 31st!  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 28, 2008, 11:44:35 PM
I found out today that it's only a widely-held urban legend that poor Frances Farmer was lobotimized.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 30, 2008, 10:35:37 AM
Started my new full time job today, but I don't get paid until Dec 31st!  :bluesad:

What do you now?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 30, 2008, 12:22:41 PM
At my dad's tonight & before I left went upstairs to my old room, looked through my closet & came across a folder from when I was a volunteer at the library's adult literacy campaign. In this program I played a modest mentoring role in helping a bright, hard-working but functionally illiterate mid-thirties woman from Appalachia named Tammy teach herself to read. Well, I've always kinda told the story of my involvement in the program as an example of a justified little white lie, in that you had to be 21 to be a literacy coach & I was 17 but sort of let them "think" I was 21. Thing is I must not have read those application papers as carefully years ago as I did tonight, cause right there in black and white, right by my oh-so neat little signature, it stated if you falsified information on your government-funded program application, you could be jailed for up to 36 months, plus be fined up to a quarter-million dollars! What was THAT about? Jeez, it was community activism in the Great Clintonian Age, & I had a volunteering spirit. Imagine if I'd gotten the book thrown at me for working in the program as a minor. Too weird. I never knew what peril I was in back then.

You know, , ,for $249,999.99, I can make sure nobody finds out about this. Else, you never know who finds out. It'd be a shame for the FBI to get wind of this . . .  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on November 30, 2008, 12:58:20 PM
My wife has decided to put an ocean theme on our lap top, the cursor is no longer an arrow, instead it's a conch shell, the hourglass is a spinning ship's wheel and the #$*% thing makes noises. The sound of a scuba regulator blowing bubbles and a seal barking. I can turn the sounds off but when she uses the computer she puts the sound on, it's driving me crazy, so I find myself occasionally wondering if this is grounds for justifiable homicide.

I just did a spell check on this post and the lap top made a noise like a shrieking seagull, there may be blood spilled.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2008, 12:59:02 PM
If I could wish for just one thing to be granted me, it'd be unlimited wishes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on November 30, 2008, 01:50:28 PM
My wife has decided to put an ocean theme on our lap top, the cursor is no longer an arrow, instead it's a conch shell, the hourglass is a spinning ship's wheel and the #$*% thing makes noises. The sound of a scuba regulator blowing bubbles and a seal barking. I can turn the sounds off but when she uses the computer she puts the sound on, it's driving me crazy, so I find myself occasionally wondering if this is grounds for justifiable homicide.

I just did a spell check on this post and the lap top made a noise like a shrieking seagull, there may be blood spilled.

I'll put $50.00 on the Lady, 3rd round by TKO, with 3:2 odds. Any takers?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on November 30, 2008, 05:20:54 PM
Auditions

I thought about posting this to the pros & novices section, but it's not really a question.

I've been going to audition workshops.
Half the instructors say I should stand in place.
The other half say I should use the whole stage.

Half the instructors say I should never pantomime.
The other half say I should always.

When auditioning for film, the instructors say you should always address the director & not the camera.
The directors always ask you to address the camera & not them.

With such conflicting instructions, I'd assume I should always ask first.
But one thing everyone agrees on, is that you should never, ever ask.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on November 30, 2008, 06:23:39 PM
IMHO, Santa Claus is a bit of a prick in Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on November 30, 2008, 07:23:07 PM
There's something about peanut brittle that makes me want to throw it at a concrete wall.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on November 30, 2008, 07:39:46 PM
It is really hard to attend class when you are living out of your car...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on November 30, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
My wife has decided to put an ocean theme on our lap top, the cursor is no longer an arrow, instead it's a conch shell, the hourglass is a spinning ship's wheel and the #$*% thing makes noises. The sound of a scuba regulator blowing bubbles and a seal barking. I can turn the sounds off but when she uses the computer she puts the sound on, it's driving me crazy, so I find myself occasionally wondering if this is grounds for justifiable homicide.

I just did a spell check on this post and the lap top made a noise like a shrieking seagull, there may be blood spilled.

I'll put $50.00 on the Lady, 3rd round by TKO, with 3:2 odds. Any takers?

You would most likely win the bet, during a  work out I feinted with my left and then threw a right, the little woman (she's 6' 0") saw that and changed her right arm block to a backhand strike to the temple, unfortunately she got a little carried away and actually made contact. She really rang my bell.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on November 30, 2008, 11:32:05 PM

I just did a spell check on this post and the lap top made a noise like a shrieking seagull, there may be blood spilled.

I'll put $50.00 on the Lady, 3rd round by TKO, with 3:2 odds. Any takers?

Against Dennis?!?!

Come on!

Round two, for sure....



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 01, 2008, 12:27:10 PM
The other day I was out with some friends and I saw someone I knew across the place, so I got up from the big round booth where we all were, and walked over to say hi. When I came back, this guy at our table, just a female friend of mine's platonic sort of male friend, not someone I knew all that well, was holding my ringing phone, looking at it, and when he saw me he said, "Neat ringtone! By the way it's somebody named Jessica calling for ya." He acted like it was totally cool for him to reach in my purse, get out my phone, and ID my caller for me." Then he acted like EYE was being kvetchy for telling him I didn't think that was very cool that he did that.

So am I crazy or wasn't that intrusive and pushy of him? Shrug.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 01, 2008, 06:15:01 PM

So am I crazy or wasn't that intrusive and pushy of him? Shrug.

When you wear that crazy glittery lip-gloss you've got to expect people to treat you with less respect than normal.   :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 01, 2008, 10:42:26 PM
Rice Krispie Treats are much better when made with Fruity Pebbles cereal instead of Rice Krispies, , but then I guess they aren't really Rice Krispie Treats anymore.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 02, 2008, 09:55:29 AM
Dude I knew a few years ago rode the Trans-Siberian Railroad all the way to Mongolia on his trip of a lifetime to Russia and beyond. The train stopped in the middle of nowhere in Siberia, at this station that'd had a little village grow up around it just because of the stop there.

The man I know got out and was walking around having a smoke, and this little Asiatic-looking person came over to him and in fairly good English asked if he would like to buy some jerky made from a mammoth.

The man was like, "What, you serious? Jerky made from a mammoth?"

The local said he was, that they found frozen mammoths every year out there, and for five US dollars, he'd sell him some to try.

The man I knew said no, figuring the jerky'd turn out to be yak or something, and got back on the train.

To this day I think of putting a hit on him for not taking a measly five-buck risk and buying it and bringing it back for DNA testing. Mammoth jerky? How often you come across that???


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 02, 2008, 03:17:44 PM
I met a Mr. Kill today


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 03, 2008, 02:58:10 AM
Concerning evolution (if it exists), I find it hard to believe that we're descended from monkeys.

Reason being, we just have way too much in common with dogs.

Besides, when was the last time you heard of someone turning into a weremonkey?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 03, 2008, 09:04:21 AM
If someday I find myself some candidate's campaign manager, I think a really terrific slogan for the election would be:

"Sure, he may dissemble, but he never ever prevaricates."


Yep, that's a winner with the voters if ever I heard one. He'd totally win.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on December 03, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
I'm watching "Enterprise" on the Sci Fi channel and it just struck me that Commander Tucker has sex with just about every female alien he meets, he may be some type of addict or maybe he's never met an alien he didn't like, especially if they're of the fairer sex.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/180px-Ahlen.jpg) (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/200px-Kaitaama.jpg) (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/enterprise3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ent-5minutes-tucker.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 03, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
Remember during a point on Wheel Of Fortune in the 80s when Vanna got a bunch of attention?  They had a catchy theme song for her and everything.  That was when she had to actually turn the letters and earn her paycheck. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 03, 2008, 11:33:39 PM
Remember during a point on Wheel Of Fortune in the 80s when Vanna got a bunch of attention?  They had a catchy theme song for her and everything.  That was when she had to actually turn the letters and earn her paycheck. 

Rumor had it that got her start in porn. It's eluded me more than the holy grail itself. Bummer.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 03, 2008, 11:34:42 PM
I'm never really 100% sure whether I'm finally coming out of my shell, or if I'm, once again, just making a complete ass of myself.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 04, 2008, 12:25:39 AM
True memory: The night after I lost my first tooth, I woke up to catch my mom with her hand under my pillow, obviously trying to steal the dollar the tooth fairy left there for me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 04, 2008, 02:26:08 AM
too tired to go into detail right now
a couple of interesting opportunities have popped up over the past week
but i don't know where to go next

i feel like a 4 year old kid with a candy bar in his hot little hand, but i lack the strength & intelligence necessary to decipher that sealed reinforced cellophane wrapper.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 04, 2008, 06:52:08 AM
A lot of times after I take photos and uploaded them onto my computer, I use Photoshop to fix the images.  Sometimes I'll use the "burn" tool to darken the red eyes of people.  Every time I start "burning" the area, I always think, "What if right now I suddenly develop some kind of evil mystic voodoo power and I ended up blinding the person who this picture represents?" 

Then I realize I watch waaay too damn much TV.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 04, 2008, 10:04:21 AM
I hate these once a month Thursday afternoon meetings with my real estate-law lawyers more than bad hair days, mild sunburns, scratched paint on my car and crowded theaters COMBINED.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 04, 2008, 01:03:58 PM
Wow, being at work is now far more fun that being at home.....crap  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 04, 2008, 07:49:31 PM
One can never have too many Jimi Hendrix t-shirts.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 04, 2008, 09:54:53 PM
Why are colored Christmas trees coming back?  Didn't people learn that green was the common color for a tree after the 70s?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 05, 2008, 08:21:44 AM
I remember years ago I was in an Electronics Boutique looking over the action figures and I started feeling a bit weird/nerdy/pathetic that was I having amorous feelings for the ample chested Cammy (from Street Fighter) action figure.

But then I realized I'm not too abnormal, after all, lots of men have things for women with plastic chests.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on December 05, 2008, 09:42:32 AM
on Trevor's new avatar dose he look like my grandfather, but whit less hair and lighter skin  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 05, 2008, 09:52:21 AM
It'd suck to be drifting off to sleep and have your bedroom door quietly open, and your strange new roommate sneak in with some clothesline and duct tape in his hands, and only THEN realize why he looked so familiar to you: you'd seen him a dozen times on those wanted posters at the post office.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 05, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
I am now drunk  :drink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Javakoala on December 05, 2008, 06:15:52 PM
Why am  I remembering the time I was a little kid and stayed locked in the bathroom for three hours because I thought there was a monster on the other side of the door waiting for me to come out?  Worse yet, what if I was right?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 05, 2008, 10:35:39 PM
Over the past twenty years I have been waaaaaaaaaay too honest in my diary.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 06, 2008, 03:21:23 AM
My kids decided he wants to legally change his name to "Turbonegro". I had to explain to him that the world is just not ready for that, they can barely handle it as the name of a BAND. I'm pretty sure he's F-ing with me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 06, 2008, 08:11:24 AM
Today is my binge day. I am eating and drinking as much as possible, all the stuff that's bad for me, because I deserve it.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 06, 2008, 10:22:32 AM
I've been walking 2+ miles a day, lifting weights three times a week.  And I gained a pound and a half.  How is this possible?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 06, 2008, 12:12:05 PM
I've been walking 2+ miles a day, lifting weights three times a week.  And I gained a pound and a half.  How is this possible?

Muscle?

It's common for a person trying to lose weight to lose a bunch at first, and then to either level off or actually gain weight. It could be that you are starting to gain muscle mass, which you could be doing at a faster rate than you are losing fat. If you are trying to lose weight, you might want to shift to something a little more cardio-oriented.

Also, walking may not be as productive of an exercise as you think. Walking lazily can actually have the effect of building your appetite without burning any real calories. There is a HUGE difference between the results to be had from just walking and powerwalking or walking with resistance like hiking uphill or carrying a pack. I would steer away from ankle/wrist weights, as they (for me anyways) seem to put alot of strain on my joints. There is a bit of difference in opinions in what really constitutes "exercise"and what doesn't. This is what I have been told, and it seems to be reasonable: Start with the number 220, subtract your age from it. The result is the maximum you ever want your heart rate to get. Once you start whatever workout you do, get your heart rate up to between 70 and 80% of your max, and keep it there. Once you've had it to that 70-80% range for 20 minutes, anything after that, staying in the 70-80% range is doing a lot to burn calories and increase your metabolism. You should talk to your doctor first, make sure your ticker can handle that.

One of the worst pitfalls (if your trying to lose weight) is to do a decent workout, then stray from your diet. Neither diet of exercise will do it alone in most cases. One of the things I do that seems to make a workout more effective (I hike up a mountain trail for exercise) is to any time I feel I can't keep up the pace I'm at, I only slow down HALF of what I feel I need to. I know that doesn't make much sense, but it does when you're mid-workout and nearly out of breath. Also, NEVER stop to rest.

Hope that helps some. . 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 06, 2008, 12:19:13 PM
I tried jogging in an elevator today, not recommended. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 06, 2008, 01:08:29 PM
It snowed two inches overnight. Now people in grocery stores will act like panicked barbarians grabbing anything they can reach and shoving their neighbors to the floor in their frenzied conquest of the canned vegetable aisle.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 06, 2008, 08:23:02 PM
Thanks for the advice Ghouck.  I think my problem is probably my diet.  I can bust my butt with exercise but I absolutely hate dieting.  And it's the Christmas season, real bad time for me and calories :teddyr:  This Budweiser I'm drinking right now probably isn't helping much either. 

I think I walk at a fairly brisk pace, up some good hills, but then of course I come back down them on the way home.  Probably evens out.  I think I'm gaining muscle and maybe losing some fat, at least that's my impression from looking in the mirror.  But I always try to account for my own bias, so maybe it's just wishful thinking. 

I just can't figure out how my diet can stay "relatively" the same, and I start walking and lifting weights and shoveling snow just about every other day, and the weight doesn't plummet.  Oh well, it's only been a couple of weeks.  I worked out for two years straight, then I got lazy this summer and just started again a while ago.  Probably just need to be patient.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 06, 2008, 08:28:05 PM
Two nights running, drunk on dark ale, blasting glam metal at obscene volumes at 1:27 am!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 06, 2008, 08:57:52 PM
Two nights running, drunk on dark ale, blasting glam metal at obscene volumes at 1:27 am!  :bouncegiggle:

I used to have a next-door neighbor like you... pity they never found the body.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 07, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
I think I need to read reviews on video games more often.  I don't have Xbox Live, but I bought Shadowrun for dirt cheap.  D'oh!  No single player campaign?  WTF?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 07, 2008, 07:23:05 PM
Spent half an hour on the phone today trying to cheer up a bitterly sobbing friend of mine. 'Tis the Season, yes, for children, family....wives....but Christmas is often empty and depressing if you're the Other Woman.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on December 07, 2008, 07:49:48 PM
Is this still a static age we live in?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 07, 2008, 08:42:23 PM
I wonder if Peter Gabriel's song Sledgehammer would have been popular if it wasn't for the video.  The song kind of sucks IMHO. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 08, 2008, 09:56:12 AM
Fact learned in childhood: The Easter Bunny's handwriting is strikingly similar to that of Santa Claus's.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 08, 2008, 01:05:23 PM
I wonder if Peter Gabriel's song Sledgehammer would have been popular if it wasn't for the video.  The song kind of sucks IMHO. 

How dare you sir!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 08, 2008, 01:14:56 PM
I wonder if Peter Gabriel's song Sledgehammer would have been popular if it wasn't for the video.  The song kind of sucks IMHO. 

How dare you sir!  :buggedout:
Oh yeah, lets fight.  Next to the jungle gym after class.   :bouncegiggle:  I really don't like the song.  I think he was capable of a lot more. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 08, 2008, 01:16:55 PM
It's okay, I understand. I really love it tho'....plus my dad could beat up your dad  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 08, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
My mom is prettier than yours. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 08, 2008, 01:23:34 PM
My mom is prettier than yours. 

She probably is.... :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 08, 2008, 01:25:09 PM
If mom is, I'd be amazed. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 08, 2008, 03:39:42 PM
I'm looking over the list for our Christmas pot luck dinner and someone wrote down that they'll bring, "Whipped cream."

That's it, that's all they wrote.

And I'm thinking, "Whipped cream?!?  That's not a dessert, that's what you put ON a dessert.  That's like me saying I'm bringing sprinkles."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 08, 2008, 06:21:20 PM
Most of the time, I simply need to be myself.

Lately, however, I've been in an increasing number of situations in which I absolutely gotta' be me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 08, 2008, 11:22:22 PM
Speech is silver, silence is golden, but those of us fluent in sign language have the best of both worlds.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 09, 2008, 09:01:57 AM
I remember back in the 1970's, they had watches they claimed were accurate to within one second a month.  The quartz crystal - ain't it magnificent?    So here we are in 2008 and my DVD recorder loses about 30 seconds a week.  Real nice if you forget to reset it every few weeks - using the timer program feature means you'll miss the first few minutes of whatever you record.

Did they lose that technology that allowed them to make accurate clocks?  And don't even get me started on computer clocks. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 09, 2008, 06:20:39 PM
The more I read, the more I begin to think that most great quotes were not actually said by those to whom they were attributed.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 10, 2008, 12:54:33 PM
The more things change, the more they stay the same...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 10, 2008, 07:44:59 PM
I once authored a 17-page long, 5,517-word list of things that suck. Available for perusal upon request.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on December 11, 2008, 01:06:39 PM
Here's a nice little homily I just made up myself while eating some delicious coconut cake:

"God was in a pretty good mood when he invented the coconut."

Feel free to share.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 11, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
When my mom and I converse and really get going we can talk faster than Rory and Lorelai ever did, including season three. No one can out-talk a couple of Irish chicks who've built up forward momentum. Today at lunch we had a good head of steam and packed three hours worth of conversation into thirty minutes. It was dizzying!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 11, 2008, 03:43:55 PM
Baboon!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 11, 2008, 06:15:13 PM
Great Googley Moogley. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on December 11, 2008, 07:03:39 PM
HEY!

You gonna eat that?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 11, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
Got no shame...well I've got no one to blame...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 11, 2008, 10:14:32 PM
What if Santa Claus wasn't who you thought he was?

What if...
Santa Claus...
really...
really...
wasn't...
who you thought he was?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 11, 2008, 11:12:32 PM
In 'Santa's Slay', he's a big muscled-up Jewish guy. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 11, 2008, 11:29:50 PM
What if Santa Claus wasn't who you thought he was?

What if...
Santa Claus...
really...
really...
wasn't...
who you thought he was?

Well-my Dad isn't who I thought he was...and...dam...where do you come up with this creepy sh!T?!?!?!  You are one of the most bent thinkers on this board...I never know how to respond to you...and I do mean that in a good way!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 12, 2008, 12:10:34 AM
It's Thursday...about midnight...I'm the only user on board....kinda like walking into town after ( or during) a huge blizzard on a Sunday morning...it's all very peaceful and quite....covered in a blanket of snow. I can't sleep. Even though I'm real tired.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 12, 2008, 01:39:49 AM
How angry do suppose Santa Claus would've been the day Hitler ordered the Nazi Youth Brigade into active combat?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Javakoala on December 12, 2008, 06:17:19 PM
I wonder what the official Vatican response would be if Santa turned out to be 100% real....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on December 12, 2008, 07:32:10 PM
I find it disturbing that as kids, my parents used to tell us the story/legend of Black Peter every holiday season...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 12, 2008, 10:09:00 PM
Step one, the admission: I am physically dependent on Chap Stick.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 13, 2008, 12:36:59 AM
What would Santa Claus have to say about that bizarre day in 1914?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 13, 2008, 11:01:59 AM

You know, a lot of people seem to think she was a b***h, but I think with all the crap Debra had to put with from both her idiot husband and her control freak mother-in-law, she handled the situation WAAAAY better than I would have.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 13, 2008, 12:06:34 PM
If by some chance humans are still around eons from now when our sun gets ready to implode, I think we should make an all-out effort to destroy it ourselves and sort of tell the universe, "Hey, you can't fire us, we quit!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 13, 2008, 12:36:12 PM
'Scuse me...
I was referring to the unofficial/unauthorized Christmas Day cease-fire of 1914.
What would Santa Claus have to say about that bizarre day in 1914?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 14, 2008, 06:05:00 PM
I've decided to take up fencing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 14, 2008, 06:13:07 PM
 God is NOT one of us.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on December 14, 2008, 07:04:52 PM
Benign Vertigo makes me dizzy and the room is spinning.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 14, 2008, 08:29:18 PM
God is NOT one of us.

Yes, but what IF He was?

Just a slob, like one of us?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 15, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
John Lennon's concept of instant karma would be scary. I mean really, really scary. Everything you did in life would have the same immediate consequences that eating a brownie does now: one bite, straight to your thighs. Only on a bigger scale! Scary!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 15, 2008, 01:56:25 PM
I hate my job, I hate job, I hate my job! I got up at 6am and got home at 6:30pm, spent all day giving cheques to deadbeats in a freezing cold office.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 15, 2008, 10:55:21 PM
Too much caffeine too late in the evening again. :buggedout:
I'm abusing Clonazepam/Clonopin again. :bluesad:

Today, I got my invites from "The Virginia Organization of Consumers Asserting Leadership", and "The Virginia Organization of Composers and Lyricists" mixed up, so it turns out, I accidentally blew off a VOCAL meeting for a VOCAL meeting. :hatred:

I'm beginning to wonder why small clubs, pubs, taverns & coffee shops need amps & microphones. They're getting so small these days, that I can hear just fine from the back of the joint what they're talking about onstage during setup with the mics turned off. As soon as the music starts, all I want to do is leave. And then the band stops playing, & I think to myself, "Finally, I can have a normal conversation with the people who invited me here." And then the bartender turns on the jukebox full blast, & I'm back to having to scream, "I'M SORRY; YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!" all over again.

I'm beginning to hate getting invited to stuff, because it's always downtown, where parking's always a nightmare, the joints are too cramped, & the music's too loud.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 15, 2008, 11:53:46 PM
too tired to go into detail right now
a couple of interesting opportunities have popped up over the past week
but i don't know where to go next

i feel like a 4 year old kid with a candy bar in his hot little hand, but i lack the strength & intelligence necessary to decipher that sealed reinforced cellophane wrapper.

Still plaguing me.
The last weekend in November, I met a young woman who made a documentary about Huntington's Disease.
At the same time, I found out my cousin's working on a new electric motorcycle which should out range & outperform anything currently available.

I figured I could use my position at WRIR to help promote these two issues, but I can't seem to get any serious feedback from anybody.

About that same time, I found out that our director of local news/talk programing is stepping down for health reasons, but he doesn't want to offer any training, or even talk about it. Instead, he wants to hold a seminar for all interested parties, & see who survives.

Finally, the News/Talk Committee expressed worries of a potential shortage of local news/talk programing, while also expressing an interest in more local news/talk programing about local arts, literature & theatre. I know enough local creative people who'd appreciate the publicity, to get a show like that off the ground. Trouble is, I don't have my own show, & I can't seem to find anybody on either side of the aisle who actually wants to do a show about it.

I need to eat this candy bar before it gets all squishy & messy.
Where are the scissors?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 16, 2008, 03:27:39 AM
Urrgghh!  :bluesad:

I'm very, very ill. I'm not going in to work today, no matter what. I was up all night puking and my stomach felt like someone had poured acid into it and my head is banging like a bad Lars Ulrich snare/cowbell combo.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 16, 2008, 10:13:56 AM
I had a bad movie dream.  John Ritter was my friend and he had huge muscles.  except at night I observed him cutting open his arms and taking out water bottles and taking coat hangers out of his back.   


he isn't really muscular at all.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on December 16, 2008, 12:23:49 PM
FACT: The Beresovka mammoth, discovered in Siberia about a century ago, was found with buttercups in its mouth and stomach.

FACT: Buttercups require a relatively temperate climate.

FACT: Because of the remarkably intact state in which it was discovered, the mammoth had to have been "flash-frozen" within a short time after death.

MYSTERY: How did a mammoth feeding on a temperate plant come to be completely flash frozen within mere hours after death?

While there are more mundane theories for the mystery, some say the evidence of the Beresovka mammoth hints at radical phenomena like the earth shifting on its axis, drastically altering the climate of the planet in a matter of moments.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread59257/pg


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 16, 2008, 12:31:16 PM
I've decided to take up fencing.

Cool, I've been thinking of putting one up myself, not sure if I want to go pickett or chainlink. Have any advice? :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JaseSF on December 16, 2008, 01:19:43 PM
Had a weird dream. Dreamed everyone actually combed their hair to enhance bald spots. It was bizarre as in said dream, I was made to feel out of place because I didn't have any.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on December 16, 2008, 02:42:37 PM
If I can't work out how to put up pics soon, even though no one eles seems to have trouble, I'll force myself to watch Frogs as punishment.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 17, 2008, 03:56:25 AM
I have the worst gas right now.  I'm surprised I haven't set off my apartment complex's fire alarm.  I blame Wendy's!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 17, 2008, 06:21:19 AM
Urrgghh!  :bluesad:

I'm very, very ill. I'm not going in to work today, no matter what. I was up all night puking and my stomach felt like someone had poured acid into it and my head is banging like a bad Lars Ulrich snare/cowbell combo.

Yikes, hope you feel better soon!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 17, 2008, 06:37:08 AM
If I can't work out how to put up pics soon, even though no one eles seems to have trouble, I'll force myself to watch Frogs as punishment.


Are you talking pics you have on your hard drive, or pics you're finding from the internet?

If it's your harddrive, you need to first upload the pics somewhere, like maybe photobucket.com, flickr, or even imagevenue. 

Then, when the pics are uploaded, you can right click them and select "Copy Image location" to get a URL and click the "Insert Image" button (it's directly below the U (underline) button and then paste the link in between the too left bracket img right bracket  left bracket /img right bracket marks.

For example, I want to post this image of an adorably cute young couple, so I paste url like so
(http://pics.livejournal.com/m_allan/pic/000161aw)

Now, keep in mind some websites BLOCK linking to their images, so if the picture doesn't show up (or only shows up on your computer, but the other people in forum can't see it, then the website may not allow remote posting.

Hopefully that'll help you out!  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 17, 2008, 04:35:19 PM
...
Shoelaces...
Under, or over?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 17, 2008, 04:39:37 PM
Damn! Outbid on cowboy boots again!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 18, 2008, 12:34:29 AM
I have the worst gas right now.  I'm surprised I haven't set off my apartment complex's fire alarm.  I blame Wendy's!

Just think, if you were 12, it wouldn't be the WORST gas, it would be the BEST gas.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 20, 2008, 03:01:04 AM
Boy, did I open up a can o' worms.
Somebody asked me to type up & post instructions on how to switch webstreams.
Boy, did I open up a can o' worms.
After posting them, I posted a sidenote mentioning something I forgot.
Boy, did I open up a can o' worms.
Later, a listener called in to complain about an overall imbalance in the levels. I passed it on.
Boy, did I open up a can o' worms.
I though it was a complement when I told Beau Marie that I thought he was a better actor than Scott Witchman.
Boy, did I open up a can o' worms.

That's one of the reasons I paid for the pizza.
But I think a few of 'em are still mad at me.

I don't wanna be a man anymore.
I'm a dog.
Can't they just accept that, & let me be the good dog?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 20, 2008, 04:02:06 PM
Am I the only person who thinks people who wear santa hats look extremely goofy? 

On a brighter sidenote, I found a guy on youtube who agrees that Santa in Rudpolh is a d*ck.

WARNING NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XOM31TpsJg


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 21, 2008, 12:01:56 AM
Is it just me, or does it seem like "Urban Dictionary" has become a bunch of crap that people don't really say, but rather are the result of someone just trying to be witty? I see some of the crap on there and can't imagine anyone actually using it in casual talk, but people vote it up like crazy. Does anyone really call their boss's boss their "Grandboss"? It's becoming dumber and dumber every time I check it out. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 21, 2008, 07:09:03 AM
I need to wash some clothes today, but I can't be bothered at all. I don't have a washing machine, so I have to hand wash every single item of clothing in my big kitchen sink. It sucks.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on December 21, 2008, 08:32:28 AM
I like turtles.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 21, 2008, 09:27:09 AM
I hate snow.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 21, 2008, 11:26:20 AM
Turtles hate snow. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 21, 2008, 11:27:31 AM
Still waiting for more seasons of "Hill Street Blues" to be released, they released the first two over two years ago, and nothing since.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 21, 2008, 11:37:29 AM
Still waiting for more seasons of "Hill Street Blues" to be released, they released the first two over two years ago, and nothing since.

So am I. I remember when I got Miami Vice season 1 about 4 years back, had to wait nearly 2 years until the other 4 seasons came out. I really hope they do release Hill Street Blues, hopefully in a completed box-set. It's a fantastic show and I'm annoyed that my new job means I can't get home in time to catch episodes on more4.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 22, 2008, 01:14:05 AM
Kudos, & a busted water heater. :lookingup:
I need to wash some clothes today, but I can't be bothered at all. I don't have a washing machine, so I have to hand wash every single item of clothing in my big kitchen sink. It sucks.  :bluesad:

Walk into any grocery store, drug store, Wally world, etc. take your pick.

You'll find whatever you need for a variety of bodily odors... except one.

If your face smells funny, they have all sorts of colognes, perfumes, aftershave, etc.
If your armpits smell funny, they have rub-on/roll-on/spray-on antiperspirants & deodorants.
You'll find scented shampoos, conditioners & sticky stuff for your hair.
Scented detergents & fabric softeners for your clothes
Spay-on stuff for smelly feet, with charcoal inserts for smelly shoes

For bad breath, you start with the wide array of toothbrushes & paste, followed by assorted mouth rinses, and finally, some sort of candied mints, chewing gum, or spritzers for emergencies.

You can even get scented hand soap.

So, why is it I can never find anything to give my farts that minty fresh allure?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 22, 2008, 09:01:47 AM
Snow hates turtles...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 22, 2008, 01:37:14 PM
I've just been on the bus ride from hell. I only have one more day left to do at work before christmas, the stress and black coffee drinking will stop!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 22, 2008, 05:37:21 PM
Grocery stores seem to be filled with two kinds of people:  Old people, whose movements can only be seen with time lapse photography, and middle aged people, going through the place as fast as possible.  They're all pushing carts, filled to overflowing. 

Not a pleasant experience overall.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 22, 2008, 05:55:27 PM
So, why is it I can never find anything to give my farts that minty fresh allure?

Actually, there is: Toothpaste. That was a trick my grandfather told me about, and it worked like a charm. If you were going out on a big date or something, just ram a wad of toothpaste up the 'ol brown eye and any time you let one loose, it would smell minty fresh.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 22, 2008, 06:35:10 PM
I find relieving farts in a stairwell to be a funny and relaxing experience.  Mainly because it echoes. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 23, 2008, 03:28:29 PM
I have now learnt to play the whole of KISS's debut album on guitar  :twirl:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on December 24, 2008, 11:45:34 AM
For the first time ever, I just want Christmas over and done with.  My entire immediate family is on edge, a hat's drop from screaming ourselves hoarse at each other.  Part of this is that mom was unable to take some of the time off she was expecting to in the days leading up to tonight.  Another part of it is that my dad's side of the family is expecting us to host Christmas tomorrow -- we have a tiny house and my parents work Christmas eve and the 26th, whereas all my aunts and uncles are teacher, have two weeks off, and huge houses.  My mother just yelled at me over the phone for not knowing that she already bought Wii Fit for my grandparents, when she was well aware I was just calling to get an answer "yes" or "no" for my uncle as to whether or not he should buy one. 

I want it to be January 6th.  January 6th, my parents are leaving on a two week cruise to Tahiti, and then they're out of my hair.  That will be worth spending my last winter break getting up at 6 am every day to get my sister to school. 

I can't wait to move out. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 24, 2008, 11:47:10 AM
For the first time ever, I just want Christmas over and done with.  My entire immediate family is on edge, a hat's drop from screaming ourselves hoarse at each other.  Part of this is that mom was unable to take some of the time off she was expecting to in the days leading up to tonight.  Another part of it is that my dad's side of the family is expecting us to host Christmas tomorrow -- we have a tiny house and my parents work Christmas eve and the 26th, whereas all my aunts and uncles are teacher, have two weeks off, and huge houses.  My mother just yelled at me over the phone for not knowing that she already bought Wii Fit for my grandparents, when she was well aware I was just calling to get an answer "yes" or "no" for my uncle as to whether or not he should buy one. 

I want it to be January 6th.  January 6th, my parents are leaving on a two week cruise to Tahiti, and then they're out of my hair.  That will be worth spending my last winter break getting up at 6 am every day to get my sister to school. 

I can't wait to move out. 

I absolutely hate christmas! I've been playing heavy metal all day and am now totally drunk...  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 24, 2008, 12:10:23 PM
I've actually tolerated Xmas pretty well this year.  Probably due to the fact I have been taking a lot of time off work.  This keeps me away from the stereo blasting endless Xmas music and my coworkers singing along with it. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 24, 2008, 03:50:20 PM
Last night, I came down with one of my migraines.
It was late, & I was out of asprin, so I went to WalMart...
...
...
Predictably, the majority of lines were closed, & the few that were open were backed up several aisles.
Even with a migraine, I didn't mind the part where I had to wait in line for an hour.

It was that family that got in line behind me, with a baby & a three year old.
...
...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 25, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Yesterday morning I woke up in a stranger's bed
I guess the liquor did the talkin'
But I wish I knew what it said
A bottle of bourbon usually does the trick
My brain goes numb and I start thinkin' with my d***
She said I want more sugar
Please don't make me beg
I said the best part of me is runnin' down your leg
That poison whiskey will be the death of me

Stone dead drunk again
Notify my next 'o kin
I do believe I've seen better days
Stone dead drunk again
That bottle's my best friend
Please forgive me for my wicked ways


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 25, 2008, 11:07:06 PM
Up until a week ago, I was completely unaware there was a sequel to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", let alone THREE. I hold several members of this board fully responsible for MY ignorance in these matters.

Also, I didn't know that one of the writers, who also acted in some of the sequels was Rick Rockwell. He's the "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire" guy. Bummer for him it didn't work out between him and Darva, she sure wasn't hard to look at.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 25, 2008, 11:27:17 PM
Up until a week ago, I was completely unaware there was a sequel to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", let alone THREE. I hold several members of this board fully responsible for MY ignorance in these matters.

We were trying to protect you! We just didn't think it was time yet to have that conversation.

Also, I didn't know that one of the writers, who also acted in some of the sequels was Rick Rockwell. He's the "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire" guy. Bummer for him it didn't work out between him and Darva, she sure wasn't hard to look at.

Who the heck green lit that idea?
It's been my personal experience, nobody's that desperate, especially if they say so.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 26, 2008, 05:27:34 PM
Anybody remember that proofreading contest Andrew had a couple years ago?

I was so enthusiastic about winning, that I put it on my cover letter for a job application.

So, anyway, over the last couple of months, I've had a few encounters at WalMart with this middle aged Asian woman who asks me if I can look over some reports for her. Apparently, she uses some sort of Korean to English translator software, & the resulting documents need plenty of corrections in grammar.

So, it's got me wondering; Is there any way to get a job doing this sort of thing? Like, actually getting paid just to proofread stuff?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 26, 2008, 05:48:53 PM
So, it's got me wondering; Is there any way to get a job doing this sort of thing? Like, actually getting paid just to proofread stuff?

Job? Yeah.  Career? Nah.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 26, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
I don't care what Edgar Allen Poe says, the narrator was not rescued at the end of "The Pit and the Pendulum."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 26, 2008, 08:56:01 PM
If I were a single guy, I'd go to the supermarket on Friday nights.  The women are 20 times better looking than some of the trash you run into at local dive bars. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 27, 2008, 03:39:23 PM
If I were a single guy, I'd go to the supermarket on Friday nights.  The women are 20 times better looking than some of the trash you run into at local dive bars. 

I agree  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 27, 2008, 04:10:38 PM
These things Wile. E uses to deliver explosives like this, is there are a name for them? I've seen these on TV and elsewhere (even made one in shop class), and have NEVER known the name of it, or if it even has a name.
(http://www.craptasticvoyage.com/pictures/RRaC.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 27, 2008, 04:24:17 PM
These things Wile. E uses to deliver explosives like this, is there are a name for them? I've seen these on TV and elsewhere (even made one in shop class), and have NEVER known the name of it, or if it even has a name.
([url]http://www.craptasticvoyage.com/pictures/RRaC.jpg[/url])

Not sure...perhaps ACME can help you. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 27, 2008, 08:35:16 PM
I don't like the fact Orange is ALWAYS a flavor option in posicle boxes.  I hate Orange and there always seems to be more of them in a box. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 28, 2008, 08:14:24 AM
God help me. I've been up past 5 Am every morning playing Fallout 3.  Can't... stop... playing...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 28, 2008, 08:43:33 AM
These things Wile. E uses to deliver explosives like this, is there are a name for them? I've seen these on TV and elsewhere (even made one in shop class), and have NEVER known the name of it, or if it even has a name.
([url]http://www.craptasticvoyage.com/pictures/RRaC.jpg[/url])


A scissors extension arm?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on December 28, 2008, 11:21:30 AM

A scissors extension arm?

Sounds good to me. ..


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on December 28, 2008, 11:44:58 AM
Why can't I find properly fitting underwear? Every article of it I own either rides up my ass or hangs loosely off it.  Are they simply designed to have no middle ground, or do I just have a weird ass?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 28, 2008, 02:41:54 PM
Why can't I find properly fitting underwear? Every article of it I own either rides up my ass or hangs loosely off it.  Are they simply designed to have no middle ground, or do I just have a weird ass?
I have the same problem.
What bugs me, is that they tend to come in a size 34"-36", which is a tad snug, or a size 38"-40", which is a tad baggy, but never in a size 36"-38".
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ __

So... How can I tell the story of the collapse of a Twelve Step group, without violating the 12th step, 12th tradition & 12th concept?
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Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 28, 2008, 02:42:59 PM
My 4 day bender has finally ended  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 28, 2008, 03:16:23 PM
So I set my wife up with a nice set of stereo speakers for her TV.  What does she do?  Turns it on and hits the mute button, then leaves it like that for about 14 hours a day.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 28, 2008, 04:47:17 PM
Work?  Tomorrow?  After a three day weekend?   :bluesad:

Bleh.  I hope the hospital calls me about that job offer soon. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on December 28, 2008, 06:18:45 PM
My sister (who is 15) is p**sed off at me for analyzing and critiquing all her favorite shows.  I think it's because she realizes that I'm correct in my analysis. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 28, 2008, 06:25:38 PM
My sister (who is 15) is p**sed off at me for analyzing and critiquing all her favorite shows.  I think it's because she realizes that I'm correct in my analysis. 

What shows would this be?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on December 28, 2008, 07:39:03 PM
Some painfully poorly-animated thing called "6Teen" about the trials and tribulations of a group of sixteen year olds who basically live at a mall. 

I pointed out that the message of the show seems to be a reaffirmation of appearance-based consumerism in a society that values youth while trivializing the elderly, and my sister yelled at me. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 28, 2008, 08:22:26 PM
You're not without point.  I often criticize children's programming.  Although I like Curious George,  I have to wonder how many people in the real world would tolerate a monkey doing human things. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on December 28, 2008, 10:00:36 PM
After a coupla' years in this 'ere beeswax, I come t' figure I finally learnt me what I need t' know 'bout th' diff'rence twixt an Omnidirectional Mic, a Unidirectional Mic, a Cardioid Mic, a Super-Cardioid Mic, & a Hyper-Cardioid Mic. :wink:

No such luck! :buggedout:

Now I come t' find I gotta learn me th' diff'rence twixt a Condenser Mic, a Compressor Mic, & a Dynamic Mic! :bouncegiggle:

& after a coupla' years, I still ain't got no idea what on God's Green Earth they mean by a "Flat Frequency Response!" :question:

Is their a smiley for banging your haed against a wall? :lookingup:

So, it's got me wondering; Is there any way to get a job doing this sort of thing? Like, actually getting paid just to proofread stuff?

Job? Yeah.  Career? Nah.

Oh, no... I'm pursuing a career in acting!  :smile:
I just need a pack of cigarettes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on December 29, 2008, 08:50:03 AM
Here's a pretty good explanation of flat frequency response: http://books.google.com/books?id=3HUGO_ZrlkYC&pg=PA36&lpg=PA36&dq=flat+frequency+response+graph&source=web&ots=t3b7i27Wnw&sig=911QotzfanC3vST05zS3VdSFnkc&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=6&ct=result#PPA36,M1


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 30, 2008, 06:17:44 PM
I always laughed when Hacksaw Jim Duggen wrestled and started the U....S....A.... chant in the crowd.  His opponent would often get really mad.  However, a lot of his opponents were from places like Chicago.   It all seemed kind of stupid in the long run.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 31, 2008, 12:18:42 PM
I finally got paid today after a month of waiting!!!!  :hot:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 31, 2008, 08:05:11 PM
My wife simply doesn't appreciate the awesomeness of putting beer into a snow bank and having it ice cold hours later. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 01, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
I think I might be the only person awake on New Years Day in Lancashire. It is painfully cold outside too, so cold in fact, that the skin on my knuckles has split open and is bleeding. But hey, on a brighter note, I just bought cowboy boots after 3 years of waiting! 
:hot:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 01, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
I bought five fish on sale from Petco two days ago and they're all still alive.  I think thats a record. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 01, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
I hate it how I keep hearing women complain about how there's no "good" men left, all the guys they talk to online only want one thing, how hard it is to be single, blah, blah, blah, and then I check my profiles on various dating sites to find none of the messages I've sent out have gotten any replies.

 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 01, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I see the board has picked up again in activity. Alot more posts today which is good to see.

I am drunk.....again.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 01, 2009, 04:10:07 PM
The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 01, 2009, 04:12:42 PM
The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?

Child? Omen?  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 01, 2009, 04:48:04 PM
Oh dear me!  :buggedout: I can relate to far too many Motley Crue & L.A. Guns songs  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 01, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
I hate it how I keep hearing women complain about how there's no "good" men left, all the guys they talk to online only want one thing, how hard it is to be single, blah, blah, blah, and then I check my profiles on various dating sites to find none of the messages I've sent out have gotten any replies.

 :bluesad:

So, uh, How exactly does one go about becoming a "Confirmed" Bachelor?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 01, 2009, 11:37:50 PM
I wonder if that stuff in The Tao of Steve works.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____

If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 01, 2009, 11:43:53 PM
I had 28 rechargeable (NiMH) 'AA' batteries, , I now have 9, and one of them doesn't seem to work. How the heck does one lose 19 rechargeable batteries over a years time?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 02, 2009, 01:15:06 PM

If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.

Lil Cerb, it seems Trevor has hacked into your account.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on January 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 02, 2009, 01:51:04 PM
As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.

I hear what you're saying and I feel your pain  :bouncegiggle:

I get that type of reaction all the time. People think I'm about 15 or something and get annoyed because I try to help them and give them information at work. These are people that haven't worked in 30 years and smell of urine though.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 02, 2009, 02:12:54 PM
I knew a guy who smelled like urine once.  Especially if he got the least bit sweaty, as he did from walking up a flight of stairs. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 02, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just go about your business as if nothing happened?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 02, 2009, 03:59:48 PM
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 02, 2009, 06:38:59 PM
We took our son to Chucky Cheese today.  Its amazing the sh!t kids leave behind.  I was able to find a few bucks worth of tokens and about a hundred or so tickets. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 02, 2009, 11:21:52 PM
At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.

You mean you didn't giggle hysterically?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on January 03, 2009, 12:44:47 AM
I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.

How about you?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 03, 2009, 01:13:25 AM
I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.

How about you?

Me? Well, I've been channeling Max Bialystock lately.
When I do, I feel like him in reverse, and yet am still myself, yet becoming a new self, which is still me, but totally unlike myself, which ironically would be typical of me, except now channeling all my past selves so as to become the self I want to be, Whom I had previously tried to convince myself wasn't who I wanted to be, which is MySelf!  :bouncegiggle:

Doctor upped my meds, & I've got an audition tomorrow.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 03, 2009, 07:08:42 PM
I feel like Frosties and Coco Pops all rolled into one. One big bowl of banana milk. :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 04, 2009, 09:45:55 AM
I feel like a bear's behind. I was up 'til 4am watching dungeons & dragons, playing on singstar with my buddy and emailing weird cat pictures. Such as shame it's Sunday, because the weekend appears to have flown by and the agony of work is about to rear it's ugly head once more.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 04, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Why is it so hard to find a compeletely freeware Mahjong/Taipei game that doesn't blow?  I had to practically make a career out of finding one, and then I discovered Dragonboard, which, after downloading the booster packs, is pretty freakin' awesome for a freeware Taipei.  The best thing is it filters out the mixtures that cannot be completed.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 04, 2009, 05:23:40 PM
I have just watched the "Play It Again, Brian" episode of Family Guy, featuring Martha's Vineyard and could not believe there wasn't a single Jaws reference or spoof!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on January 04, 2009, 05:32:59 PM

I walked into the Dollar Tree the other day and this song was playing over the speaker system...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk

That was 2 days ago and I still can't get that damn song out of my head.   :lookingup:

By the way, that guy on the far left looks like Oates from Hall & Oates.   :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 04, 2009, 07:54:35 PM
I was oddly turned on by someone's lack of digits (fingers) today... :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 05, 2009, 12:03:30 AM
I have 14 Jimi Hendrix T-Shirts and one WWJD (What Would Jimi Do) Sweatshirt.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2009, 08:43:57 AM
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By the way, that guy on the far left looks like Oates from Hall & Oates.   

I always thought more or less he looked like Doug Henning. 

(http://www.virtualmagie.com/images/magie-Henning.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 05, 2009, 12:01:52 PM
I had a dream last night that USA resurrected Saturday Nightmares, and they were playing a movie called The Baby.  From what I could tell, this silly looking, tumer-infested baby was sucking the soul out of a woman, whom he had likewise given nasty tumors, and then choked her until something like cotton came out of her mouth.  And I thought, man, this movie's awful!  Must keep watching!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2009, 05:39:11 PM
Burger King's fry containers say "frypod" on them.  I thought it was kind of witty. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 05, 2009, 08:16:38 PM

Just once, I'd like to see a newcaster intro a frivolous lawsuit story like this,

"And coming up next: a complete idiot did something really stupid, got injured, and now, they want to sue.  Details when we come back."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 06, 2009, 05:34:08 PM
On my computer at work, I have hit "add to dictionary" so many times the spellchecker is completely useless. Just today I opened a document someone sent me, which had about three dozen spelling errors, and I added ALL of them to the dictionary. For some reason that makes me laugh.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 06, 2009, 05:40:16 PM
Why is kids TV now so rubbish.
Don't say it's the age thing because it isn't, it's genuinely rubbish.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2009, 06:38:42 PM
I just noticed that the new document I started in Microsoft Word has yet to accept Jesus Christ as it's personal Lord and saviour.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 06, 2009, 06:45:28 PM
I just noticed that the new document I started in Microsoft Word has yet to accept Jesus Christ as it's personal Lord and saviour.

It's annoying when that happens...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 06, 2009, 07:33:37 PM
My girlfriend and I just broke up.  We both knew it was coming, we both agreed that our relationship had deteriorated due to issues with distance, available time, and communications breakdowns.

We handled it maturely and agreed to stay friends (thankfully, I don't know if I could live without consuming the flesh of the cows and pigs her dad raises), with the possibility of maybe getting back together in the future if we can get things straightened out. 

As dissatisfied as I was with our relationship as it was over the last two months...as much as I know this was the right course of action...I still feel like s**t.

At least I have 1957's FROM HELL IT CAME to console me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 06, 2009, 10:05:52 PM
I wonder if shirts that say, "Don't Go Full Retard" would sell?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 06, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 07, 2009, 12:26:23 AM
I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .

It's from Tropic Thunder.  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 07, 2009, 12:50:26 PM
Imagine if tigers were green.... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2009, 07:01:39 PM
I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 08, 2009, 04:26:47 PM
I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 

That reminds me of the story Eddie Murphy told about himself and the G.I.Joe doll when he was a kid.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 08, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 09, 2009, 11:32:36 PM
I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 09, 2009, 11:36:17 PM
Actually, I have NO idea how my light shines in the halls of Shamballa.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 10, 2009, 08:32:20 AM
Hollywood needs more actors like David Carradine.  He's good in what he does, plus he's not involved in any bizarre cults, he doesn't have public drug abuse problems, he doesn't beat his spouse, he doesn't try to influence international politics...The only scandal ever attached to his name is almost 40 years old, from his "Kung Fu" days when people accused his portrayal of Kwai Chang Caine as "yellowface."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 10, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)

A little bit of mental challenging can be fun... ha

Thought for the day:

You should never take your seizure medication only to forget that you took it and proceed to take it again....although it does make for an interesting first date. That wasn't desire causing me to drool slightly  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 10, 2009, 10:49:21 AM
If I buy some thing outside the UK how does it work money wise ??? I know there are shipping fees, the usual p & p. But what about exchange rates and all that.

Also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Why does this chair squeek ?

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 10, 2009, 11:02:35 AM

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.

I'm going to try those. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 10, 2009, 11:03:03 AM
If I buy some thing outside the UK how does it work money wise ??? I know there are shipping fees, the usual p & p. But what about exchange rates and all that.

Also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Why does this chair squeek ?

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.

Our £ is pretty much doubled in the USA for example. You can put on, or take off between £10-20. If you are unsure of the conversion rate just type it into Google my friend. Say, "20GPB in USD".

Lavender and violet are just different shades of purple, hence the names of the flowers also.

Your chair squeaks because a screw, nut or bolt may need tightening on it.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on January 10, 2009, 12:24:14 PM
also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Lavender and violet are just different shades of purple, hence the names of the flowers also.

I recently replaced the ceiling in our bedroom with tongue & groove knotty pine paneling and replaced the wood moldings too. My wife decided to repaint the room, if I remember the paint names correctly, the walls are light salmon, wainscoating and ceiling are eggshell whitewash and the new molding is key lime pie green. All these colors go together better than I thought they would, but they're still pink, white and green to me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 10, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
If I buy some thing outside the UK how does it work money wise ??? I know there are shipping fees, the usual p & p. But what about exchange rates and all that.

Also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Why does this chair squeek ?

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.

Our £ is pretty much doubled in the USA for example. You can put on, or take off between £10-20. If you are unsure of the conversion rate just type it into Google my friend. Say, "20GPB in USD".

Lavender and violet are just different shades of purple, hence the names of the flowers also.

Your chair squeaks because a screw, nut or bolt may need tightening on it.  :smile:

At the moment the pound is sinking and I'm not sure I really can afford the $270.00 for the El' model. How often are the exchange rates done ? :bluesad:

Why do people come up with names for different shades. Can't they just say "lighter purple, please."

I'm sitting on a wooden chair. But it still squeaks. :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 10, 2009, 04:19:21 PM
What's the Difference between 1080i & 1080p ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 10, 2009, 05:56:09 PM
I have suet and a bird feeder outside but for some reason there is a lack of plumage in my yard.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 11, 2009, 02:37:58 AM
What's the Difference between 1080i & 1080p ?

i=interlaced, p=progressive

Interlaced means that regarding the horizontal lines that make up the picture on the screen, every other line is drawn starting with the top line ending at the bottom, then the same is done with the remaining. Basically if you numbered the lines from top to bottom, the odd numbered lines are drawn in ascending order, then the even numbered lines.

Progressive means that each scan does EVERY line from top to bottom EVERY time.

This is my interpretation, I may be off to some degree, but I believe it is pretty close. Progressive is better in terms of picture quality.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 11, 2009, 06:22:59 PM
I have a couple thoughts...

Am I the only one that hates when people record something off TV with a camcorder, and post it on YouTube?  It irritates me when I'm searching for a scene or something from a movie or show and I get this crap video of someone's telly, complete with scan lines and muffled sound, not to mention the recorder's mother in the background telling them dinner is ready. 

And the only thing that could possibly be worse or more idiotic?

Video taping a YouTube video and posting it on YouTube.  Behold!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttIX682CQdo

For my second thought, I have to wonder why it is so many people still come into the store to look for outdated formats.  We still get people coming in and asking:

"Where are your VHS movies?"
"Do you guys carry cassette tapes?"

I even had someone ask me where our Nintendo 64 games were.  Nintendo 64.  Come on, now!  When I told them that Nintendo no longer makes N64 games, they gave me a look of complete incredulity. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 11, 2009, 09:21:46 PM
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Am I the only one that hates when people record something off TV with a camcorder, and posts it on YouTube?  It irritates me when I'm searching for a scene or something from a movie or show and I get this crap video of someone's telly, complete with scan lines and muffled sound, not to mention the recorder's mother in the background telling them dinner is ready. 

People who do this should be drug out to the street and shot IMHO.  Thank you for bringing this up by the way. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 11, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
I have a couple thoughts...

Am I the only one that hates when people record something off TV with a camcorder, and posts it on YouTube?  It irritates me when I'm searching for a scene or something from a movie or show and I get this crap video of someone's telly, complete with scan lines and muffled sound, not to mention the recorder's mother in the background telling them dinner is ready. 

I hate these also, but, I did get a bit of a laugh out of one. It was some hillbilly and his kid sitting down to watch the Urijah Faber / Mike Brown fight. They were obviously Faber fans who were suddenly silenced when he got knocked the hell out just a couple minutes into the fight. Their buildup and reaction was great.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 12, 2009, 02:04:48 AM
I have found a new fear while surfing IMDb: that one day I will click on one the many movies that the Bottom 100 has to offer, click on said movie's Film Connections, and see "Remade As" at the very top.  Sure, this has happened before, but can you imagine:

"Michael Bay presents a Paul WS Anderson film: Manos, Hands of Fate, starring Dwayne Johnson."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 12, 2009, 11:28:11 AM
What's an "8 track"  :question:

Should I have Pie and Chips for tea...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 12, 2009, 12:39:45 PM
I saw an insanely gorgeous girl when I was on the bus, she lives in my town, so I hope to spot her again  :teddyr:

I also helped an old man put his scooter thingy in his car because he was too feeble to do so.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 12, 2009, 12:48:30 PM
My parents have been in Tahiti for the past week, and so I'm in charge here at the house.

And doing laundry for myself and my sister, it occurred to me...we males have it good.

I can do everything I wear in one or two loads, everything from boxers to jeans jumbled together in the washing machine, and it all comes out clean and undamaged.

My sister's clothes have worked out to four loads so far, and everything she wears needs to be washed special and massaged between loads. 

I love being male. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 12, 2009, 12:54:05 PM
My parents have been in Tahiti for the past week, and so I'm in charge here at the house.

And doing laundry for myself and my sister, it occurred to me...we males have it good.

I can do everything I wear in one or two loads, everything from boxers to jeans jumbled together in the washing machine, and it all comes out clean and undamaged.

My sister's clothes have worked out to four loads so far, and everything she wears needs to be washed special and massaged between loads. 

I love being male. 

I feel like a right tart reading that. I don't have a washing machine, so I have to hand wash all my clothes and do nearly everything seperate. I have lots of brightly coloured shirts and vintage clothes, so they need washing carefully.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on January 12, 2009, 12:57:31 PM
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I'm sitting on a wooden chair. But it still squeaks.


try a shot of WD-40.

Works miracles - except on that damn squealing ventilation fan in my bathroom.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 12, 2009, 12:58:39 PM
Once I'm out in the real world and wearing "real" clothes like button-down shirts etc., I'll probably be a lot more careful with sorting laundry out.

But for now, I wear jeans and black or hunter green T-shirts.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 12, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
What's an "8 track"  :question:


These things us old folks used to listen to before casette tapes were invented.

(http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/08/sex.gif)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 12, 2009, 09:01:46 PM
Well, my final week of working at Wal-Mart has begun.  Starting next Monday, I will be working at a hospital in town.  It's funny how so many people have told me, "Oh, we're so happy when one of us actually gets out."  And they're the ones who are usually doing the Wal-Mart cheer with lots of enthusiasm.  It's almost kind of disturbing.  I think if we're hire a new person, I'll greet them with a faux hug and whisper into their ear, "Get out.  Get out.  For god's sake, get out." 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 12, 2009, 09:08:49 PM
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What's an "8 track" 

Man, I'm getting f'n old. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 12, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
As a rule, you shouldn't re-freeze sea-bass


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 12, 2009, 09:27:28 PM
Will Birds of Prey ever get a region 2 release...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 13, 2009, 09:29:38 AM
Well, my final week of working at Wal-Mart has begun.  Starting next Monday, I will be working at a hospital in town.  It's funny how so many people have told me, "Oh, we're so happy when one of us actually gets out."  And they're the ones who are usually doing the Wal-Mart cheer with lots of enthusiasm.  It's almost kind of disturbing.  I think if we're hire a new person, I'll greet them with a faux hug and whisper into their ear, "Get out.  Get out.  For god's sake, get out." 

Cool that you're getting a new job and all.  So, what will you be doing at the hospital?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 13, 2009, 12:50:39 PM
A pretty girl offered to rent out a studio apartment to me today and I turned it down   :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 13, 2009, 12:58:14 PM
An insect bit me on the penis...

 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 13, 2009, 03:36:57 PM
I've come to realize that I have alot of bad habits...

1. Over the course of the last few years, I've began to rely on 3 basic food groups:
caffeine
nicotine
codeine

2. I have impure thoughts about people that I shouldn't.

3. I like to break things, kick things, and occasionally set things on fire...

4. I'm thirty years old and still running from commitment

5. I believe the chase is more fun than the kill (see above).

6. I still sometimes get embarrassed when people ask me what is wrong with me and occasionally when I catch people/strangers staring I will cuss them out, if this gives no satisfaction, I resort to habit no. 3.

Other than that, I'm pretty satisfied.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 13, 2009, 03:38:45 PM

2. I have impure thoughts about people that I shouldn't.




As long as you're not related...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 13, 2009, 03:41:11 PM

2. I have impure thoughts about people that I shouldn't.




As long as you're not related...

I'm pretty twisted, but not that twisted.... :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 13, 2009, 03:55:22 PM

2. I have impure thoughts about people that I shouldn't.




As long as you're not related...

I'm pretty twisted, but not that twisted.... :bouncegiggle:

In that case, everyone has those thoughts :smile:
But keep 'em to your self.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 13, 2009, 05:59:36 PM
An insect bit me on the penis...

 :bluesad:

What were you trying to do to it?  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 13, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
What's an "8 track"  :question:

An obsolete music playback device that was popular for about two weeks in 1976.

Should I have Pie and Chips for tea...

Sorry it took so long to respond.  The answer is no.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 13, 2009, 06:09:55 PM
An insect bit me on the penis...

 :bluesad:

What were you trying to do to it?  :bouncegiggle:


Don't you mean: What was it trying to do to me !!!

Maybe I accidently stepped on it's buddy and it wanted revenge. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 13, 2009, 06:18:52 PM

Should I have Pie and Chips for tea...

Sorry it took so long to respond.  The answer is no.

I've waited for ages for that answer...I'm really hungry now.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 13, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 14, 2009, 01:21:49 AM
Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____
What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 14, 2009, 09:55:41 AM
Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____
What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...

I'm not a European Fascist. I'm a Euro loony lefty. :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 14, 2009, 11:47:32 AM
Deal or no Deal is evil...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 14, 2009, 12:54:29 PM
Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   :question:

I have twice  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 14, 2009, 01:08:31 PM
I should have bought the lesbian vampire film at HMV.
Vampyres.

It was only £4.99 :bluesad:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 14, 2009, 03:29:28 PM
I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...

Really?  I heard it was going to be a live action TV series...

I also heard Fox is going to do it, which is EXTREMELY ironic, considering they already had a VERY SIMILAR show on their hands that they (for no discernible reason) intentionally killed by putting it in a p**s poor time slot.

Guess they want another chance to mess up something else...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 14, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
I bought some Sumatran coffee today, it tastes amazing, but it smells like burnt licorice  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 15, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
While I somewhat enjoyed the movie Kairo, I keep reading on how everyone was scared to high hell by the ghost that stumbles near the beginning of the movie.  Honestly, I didn't find it that scary.  Is there anything less terrifying than being attacked by a clumsy ghost? Oh no, Mrs. Ghost!  Don't trip on me!  Oh dear, I hope you weren't a waitress in your past life! 

The obvious solution: hide in a china shop. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 15, 2009, 04:41:39 AM
Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Newt on January 15, 2009, 09:24:00 AM
I hate feeling stupid when I don't 'get' the connections in picture war.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 15, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb!  :hatred:

The back of my hair is nearly a meter long.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 15, 2009, 02:30:31 PM
Well, off to the hospital.  I start my new job there on Monday, and now they get to prick me with needles to make sure I don't have TB, and to make sure I don't get Hepatitis B. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 15, 2009, 02:35:33 PM
Well, off to the hospital.  I start my new job there on Monday, and now they get to prick me with needles to make sure I don't have TB, and to make sure I don't get Hepatitis B. 

Some people get all the fun...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
I should have bought the lesbian vampire film at HMV.
Vampyres.

It was only £4.99 :bluesad:



Yeah, you probably should have.  It's a pretty good movie, creepy and sexy at the same time.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 09:02:54 PM
Why does Ghouk use two commas, , when one would do? 

Is he trying to make up for the people who don't use any commas and just write sentences that go on and on without stopping or taking a break and jump from one topic to the next so that they just become an incredible chore to read?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 15, 2009, 09:46:27 PM
Well, off to the hospital.  I start my new job there on Monday, and now they get to prick me with needles to make sure I don't have TB, and to make sure I don't get Hepatitis B. 
Welcome to hospital life.  You get to face that prick (uh huh huh ...prick) every year.   


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 15, 2009, 10:55:04 PM
At the hotel I work at we had a pot luck dinner as part of our Christmas party.  Weeks before, they posted a sign up list for everyone to write down what they were going to bring.   One of the housekeepers had written down that she was bringing Whipped Cream.  I'm like, “Whipped cream?  That's not a dessert, that's what you put ON a dessert.  That'd be like me saying I'm bringing sprinkles.”


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 06:28:03 AM
At the hotel I work out we had a pot luck dinner as part of our Christmas party.  Weeks before, they posted a sign up list for everyone to write down what they were going to bring.   One of the housekeepers had written down that she was bringing Whipped Cream.  I'm like, “Whipped cream?  That's not a dessert, that's what you put ON a dessert.  That'd be like me saying I'm bringing sprinkles.”

Thats like when my dad's family has pot luck dinners; there's this one aunt (which everyone can't stand) who always brings a 2 Liter of Sprite. Gee, like that takes a lot of effort  :hatred: . And the best part, no one drinks Sprite but her. She could at least bring a decent bottle of wine and make it a little interesting. Its not like she has a job or kids to look after and doesn't have the time to make an effort...
I always wind up bringing homemade dressing or some sort of cake from scratch (not a box mix) mostly because I usually get a request from my aging grandmother to do so (plus I like to cook), although I would do it anyways out of respect since everyone else usually makes something that takes some thought or effort (such as homemade pies or hand-rolled meatballs). The whole point of a pot luck dinner is so that everyone brings something decent and pulls their own weight so the responsibility is not left up to one family/team member, its about pulling together in a communal sense so that everyone gets something great to eat and there is a variety.

Sharing food and eating together is a very intimate ordeal and a beautiful way to bond with others...

 If I wrote down on the list 2 Liter of Dr Pepper, I would never hear the end of it...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 16, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
I absolutely hate eating with groups of people.  I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant and gotten food that was better than what I could make at home - though I have gotten some good ideas for stuff to make at home.  Then I get done eating, but there's always somebody who's just started eating because they've been talking the whole time.  And everybody always wants to go to the buffet - I hate buffets.  Food just tastes so much better when it's been sitting under warming lights for god knows how long.  And what is this stuff anyway?  This looked good, so I took a bunch of it, but now that I sat down at the table, it's horrible!  And then when you're done eating, you get up and leave, right?  Oh no, then you sit and sip coffee for two hours.  Ahhh!  I don't even drink coffee!!!  And then somebody's got to pass around pictures of every member of their family, and I'm supposed to sit there making comments about each one of them, like I even know who the hell these people are  :hatred:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 16, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Another lovely day in Minnesota, -28 F this morning.  That's a bit nippy even for me  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 16, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
PBS travel show does some tourism in....iran!!  cute pic

(http://www.ricksteves.com/blog/Image/iran_0108.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 16, 2009, 11:49:33 AM
Why does Ghouk use two commas, , when one would do? 

Is he trying to make up for the people who don't use any commas and just write sentences that go on and on without stopping or taking a break and jump from one topic to the next so that they just become an incredible chore to read?


It's, , , For, , ,an excessively, , long, , pause, , ,when I want, , ,to talk, ,  like, , ,William Shatner


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 16, 2009, 12:42:49 PM
I absolutely hate eating with groups of people.  I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant and gotten food that was better than what I could make at home - though I have gotten some good ideas for stuff to make at home.  Then I get done eating, but there's always somebody who's just started eating because they've been talking the whole time.  And everybody always wants to go to the buffet - I hate buffets.  Food just tastes so much better when it's been sitting under warming lights for god knows how long.  And what is this stuff anyway?  This looked good, so I took a bunch of it, but now that I sat down at the table, it's horrible!  And then when you're done eating, you get up and leave, right?  Oh no, then you sit and sip coffee for two hours.  Ahhh!  I don't even drink coffee!!!  And then somebody's got to pass around pictures of every member of their family, and I'm supposed to sit there making comments about each one of them, like I even know who the hell these people are  :hatred:


I feel this way after eating with the in laws come birthday time.  They all usually go out to a Chilli's and I'm one of those guys who feel when its time to eat, its generally time to shut up.  They however keep going whether there is food in their mouth or not. 

As for eating out, the food nowadays seems substandard and not worth the money in most place I go.  I have left few sit down restaurants and thought "wow that was well worth the money".  The only two that come to mind when it comes to awesome food experiences lately are Red Robin and Carrabas.  The worst when it comes to awful food for a high price lately, The Olive Garden. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 16, 2009, 01:06:25 PM
Same here, I've VERY dissapointed at many restaraunts lately. Q'doba is awesome, most others kinda suck IMO. I did go into a "Lonestar Steakhouse" recently and it was pretty good. The funny thing was they had a thing on the menu stating you could "Texas Size" your order. . I asked them if that was for people on a diet  :bouncegiggle: (I live in Alaska).
What really impressed me was the broccoli: Nobody bothers to cook vegetables any good these days, they just overstuff a steamer and let it go, the result is what was on the bottom is over-cooked, the top undercooked, and the middle is cooked right, but collects all the crap that has washed down from what was above it. Lonestar cooked it just right and it was really good. The steak medallions (What is a medallion anyways? I mean, what part of the cow, what cut?) and shrimp, as well as the potato was pretty good. I was impressed, , ,but, , for less than half the money I could have gotten some steak nachos from Q'doba and been nearly as happy, but wouldn't have had anything left over for breakfast.

I can cook better than 99% of the restaraunts I've been to, but that's not saying much, many places here really suck, they live off the tourist dollar, and most of them don't know any better.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 16, 2009, 09:38:40 PM
I'm amazed at how easily some restaurants screw up chicken.  I generally refuse chicken dishes because I've learned I only like the way I prepare it.  Its really not that hard, marinate the hell out of it and grill it. 

As for steak houses, I need to find one that cooks the steak in a manner that doesn't taste like they wiped the bottom of the grill with it. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 16, 2009, 10:05:39 PM
Grammar lesson of the day: a preposition is something you should never end a sentence with.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 17, 2009, 09:56:45 AM
Grammar lesson of the day: a preposition is something you should never end a sentence with.

That reminds me of a joke, this guy is on the campus Harvard for his first day of college.  He stops another guy and says, "Excuse me, do you know where the library is at?"

And the guy haughtily replies, "At Harvard, we know not to end a sentence with a preposition!"

So the first guys, "Oh, I'm sorry.  Do you know where the library is at, a***ole?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 17, 2009, 08:37:10 PM
Although she's annoying, the mother on the show Jon & Kate Plus Eight is rather easy on the eyes. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 17, 2009, 11:35:43 PM
I've often thought, "Man, I wish my car had Gatling guns mounted on the front of it!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Newt on January 18, 2009, 07:17:51 AM
The only motorized vehicle worth driving is a tank.  According to my 19 y.o. son.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 18, 2009, 04:14:26 PM
I have to go on a two day "Keeping Safe" course tomorrow, which I am dreading as I have to do "role-playing".  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 18, 2009, 04:42:57 PM
I actually got dressed today ( I felt motivated)

Then I drank some coffee...

Then I drank more coffee...

At noon, I went to a bar...

I had a cocktail and came home...

Back in PJ's by 2 o' clock....

Gee, how can I handle such excitement.... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 18, 2009, 05:54:51 PM
I've been playing Fable 2 lately, having started it a week ago, and I noticed it's pretty much like The Sims with 100% more killing. 

Not that it's a bad game, but holy crap is hard to stay married.  I had something like five marriages go south, the last one ending in me killing my spouse in the middle of town square because I was tired of hearing about divorce. 

At least you can make a killing on property in this one.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 18, 2009, 07:58:23 PM
I always get the whole seasonal effective psychosis thing in January.
And then, I start to understand why all the other characters hated Marvin, The Paranoid Android.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____

I thought it was kind of hip when rap artists started using their initials instead of their names.

I can dig it when disk jockeys decide that names like Electric Light Orchestra, Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark, & Stone Temple Pilots are just too long, & start saying ELO, OMD, & STP (though, the whole BOC thing didn't quite work out for Blue Oyster Cult).

I could understand when Colonel Sander's Kentucky Fried Chicken shortened their name to Kentucky Fried Chicken, & I could empathize somewhat when they shortened it again to just KFC.

But calling Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's birthday MLK day is just plain disturbing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 18, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
The only motorized vehicle worth driving is a tank.  According to my 19 y.o. son.

Naaaah, , the power to weight ratio sucks, there are many vehicles more fun to drive than a tank.

Also, I know of a way to make the credit/debit card thingy at the checkout counter of the grocery store crash, reliably. When it happens, they have to get a manager to reset the machine, which takes several minutes. Great for those times when rude-@$$ed tourists are in line behind me and being their typical rude selves. Just my way of P!$$ing them off just a little more. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 18, 2009, 09:50:19 PM
My wife helped her mother clean out her basement today and she found her old Beanie Baby collection.  I wonder what percentage of land fills have those awful things in them. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 19, 2009, 12:48:31 AM
My wife helped her mother clean out her basement today and she found her old Beanie Baby collection.  I wonder what percentage of land fills have those awful things in them. 

You know, you could probably do a pie chart with that, Pogs, Giga Pets, and Furbies. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 19, 2009, 07:44:45 PM
When I was in the Army and single, living in the barracks, one of my roommates had a bunch of those "pound puppy" dolls, supposedly given to him by his girlfriend. After a night of drinking, the other roommate grabbed a handful of them, because we were out of toilet paper. I remember the guy who owned them, not knowing what had happened, complaining "The white one is missing, where is it?". It was there, it just wasn't white any more.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on January 19, 2009, 10:28:02 PM
One of the few things I know is that if all else fails in an ethical dilemma and your moral compass is spinning, "right" is ultimately what gives the most happiness and hurts the fewest people.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 19, 2009, 11:12:24 PM
Did you ever really not care?

So, tomorrow, everybody I know is making this pilgrimage to my birthplace to witness the reenactment of something that occurred four years ago, which they didn't particularly care about four years ago, or the four years before that, or the four years before that, but suddenly started caring about yesterday.

Meanwhile, I'm staying here in the former capital of the Confederacy so I can help them tell their story to a few folks downtown.

http://wrir.serverroom.us:7722/wrir.m3u

If the town's gonna be half as empty as they're saying, it sounds like the perfect day to attempt some form of criminal activity, but I think I'll check out Circuit City instead.

So, the prefix in- can mean an overwhelming measure, while simultaneously meaning the prevention of something...
So, does inauguration mean super-auguration, or anti-auguration?
I always thought an augure was a tool for poking holes in leather.
So, does this mean they're creating a hole, or taking a hole that's already there & making it bigger, or removing a hole?

Again, Did you ever really not care?

As I was walking into the grocery store tonight, the police arived.
Everybody stopped what they were doing to see what mischief was afoot... except me.
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't feel some overwhelming urge to wreck their car, just to see what that firetruck's doing parked over there on the shoulder?

I hope everyone had a happy MLK day.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:01:04 AM
When I was in the Army and single, living in the barracks, one of my roommates had a bunch of those "pound puppy" dolls, supposedly given to him by his girlfriend. After a night of drinking, the other roommate grabbed a handful of them, because we were out of toilet paper. I remember the guy who owned them, not knowing what had happened, complaining "The white one is missing, where is it?". It was there, it just wasn't white any more.

Really, really gross... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 20, 2009, 09:32:54 AM
When I was young, and used to have dreams, I dreamed of things like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L18V5G0edI&NR=1#

"Top speed is two-hundred and...tell ya what, let's find out"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:35:38 AM
Top Gear is losing it's touch  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 03:36:52 PM
I suspect that, by semester's end, I will have skinned and eaten one of my professors, and worn her skin as a suit.  I'm that angry with her right now.  She's a history professor, and I am a historian in training, and yet I believe whole-heartedly I could teach this class (Beethoven and 19th Century Europe) more accurately and effectively than she could, because I have learned the importance of not judging people of other times by the morality of the 21st century. 

To characterize Richard Wagner as "an obnoxious anti-Semite" and to connect him with the Nazi Party, while trivializing his musical output as unimportant, is to do a tremendous disservice to the man, as well as being a sloppy, whore-p**s-stained excuse for scholarship. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
I have learned the importance of not judging people of other times by the morality of the 21st century. 


Wise.
You'll make a great teacher. :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
That Fail Blog site is the funniest thing ever! :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 20, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
it occured to me today:  we just elected Quinn from Sealab 2021

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJX8NsuJng


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 04:13:10 PM
FAIL!!!

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sperm-drink-fail1.jpg)

Who thought that was a good idea ?

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 20, 2009, 04:14:57 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 04:17:42 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:

Did you have a pointless exorcise to do today. Some sort of traing course, perhaps  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 20, 2009, 04:23:56 PM
it occured to me today:  we just elected Quinn from Sealab 2021

You mean we elected a genius robot that dates white women?

Monica Lewinski would have made a great "Chubby Carrol" though.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 20, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
I suspect that, by semester's end, I will have skinned and eaten one of my professors, and worn her skin as a suit.  I'm that angry with her right now.  She's a history professor, and I am a historian in training, and yet I believe whole-heartedly I could teach this class (Beethoven and 19th Century Europe) more accurately and effectively than she could, because I have learned the importance of not judging people of other times by the morality of the 21st century. 

To characterize Richard Wagner as "an obnoxious anti-Semite" and to connect him with the Nazi Party, while trivializing his musical output as unimportant, is to do a tremendous disservice to the man, as well as being a sloppy, whore-p**s-stained excuse for scholarship. 

Kick her in the taco. . ..


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 20, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
wagner was absolutely an anti semite but I woudn't call his music unimportant.  it certainly had more depth and beauty than,say,  nazi architecture which was largely a hodgepodge


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:01:30 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:01:59 PM
My dorm building just had a fire drill, with eight inches of snow on the ground.  I didn't have time to grab a jacket (the sound of the fire drill gives me severe headaches and has on occasion made me physically nauseous, so I just had to GET OUT) so stood outside freezing for the ten minutes until it was done and we could go back in.  

The thought that occurred to me was, "if I was shivering any harder, the 50 foot woman could use me as a vibrator."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 08:27:33 PM
Grammar lesson for the day: an infinitive is something to never be split.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 21, 2009, 12:22:54 AM
My dorm building just had a fire drill, with eight inches of snow on the ground.  I didn't have time to grab a jacket (the sound of the fire drill gives me severe headaches and has on occasion made me physically nauseous, so I just had to GET OUT) so stood outside freezing for the ten minutes until it was done and we could go back in.  

The thought that occurred to me was, "if I was shivering any harder, the 50 foot woman could use me as a vibrator."

Hmmm....I wanna be a vibrator.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 10:47:54 AM
I just don't understand why Striptease isn't more popular...

Can you still buy Kinder Eggs ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 11:00:06 AM
"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 11:09:58 AM
WHAT'S WRONG WITH TREKKIES!!!!

THE NEW FILM LOOKS GREAT!!! STOP WHINING!!!!
 :hatred:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 21, 2009, 12:04:18 PM
"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?



What's been violated ? The terms of use have. . .
IOW, the author/owner has decided when, how, and why the video can be used (The 'terms of use' of the video), and someone has used it for something that does not fall within those parameters, therefor is was removed.




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Paquita on January 21, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
Thank goodness for the broke-ass toilet in the stall next to me. 

I couldn't hold me farts in and the other lady flushed just in time for the never-ending flush to drown out the noise and my sorrows.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

 :bouncegiggle:

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 21, 2009, 02:49:59 PM
Somewhere twixt the Alpha & the Omega, lies the Gamma & the Chi...
Somewhere twixt the top drawer & the bottom drawer, lies... uh... yer drawers.
Somewhere twixt the top banana & the bottom of the barrell, lies something all bruised & squishy, but not completely smushed.
_____________________________________________________________________________

Last night, for the uhm-teenth time in my life, I heard an urban bluegrass band covering Zepplin.

And yet, for some strange reason, I have yet to hear a marching band cover Hendrix...

About a year ago, I heard Sid Vicious' version of "I Wanna be your Dog" for the first time in my life, & found myself wondering how it would sound if it were redone entirely with smoke alarms.

Someday, I'd like to hear Tom Waits do a cover of Prince's "Erotic City".
Likewise, I'd like to hear Prince do a cover of Tom Waits' "Let Me Get Up On It".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on January 21, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 21, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

I'd go with gay, unless you feel what they feel, then maybe both.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 05:00:32 PM
Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

You've got too much time on your hands, haven't you...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 21, 2009, 06:09:09 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

 :bouncegiggle:

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to :hatred:

Gee sorry, it was just a joke...  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on January 21, 2009, 06:15:09 PM
I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 06:49:57 PM
I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....

I have a terminally ill stepfather that I have to keep an eye on. In case he accidently kills himself. :bluesad:
And I'm still unemployed!!!! :hatred:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
There are some really trashy films I want to get.
The problem :

The covers are really trashy and I'll feel slightly embarrassed buying them. I love walking around Zavvi in their horror section to see all kinds of films I'd never heard of. Which is why is prefer shops to online buying.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 21, 2009, 07:55:45 PM
I dont care what anyone says, being told "your call is valuable to us" numerous times while on hold is baiting. You should be allowed legally to slap the guy saying it.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 22, 2009, 12:21:22 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  :bluesad:

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

 :bouncegiggle:

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to :hatred:

Gee sorry, it was just a joke...  :bluesad:

I was joking too!  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 22, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 22, 2009, 02:07:41 PM
Some believe the truth is somewhere out there...
Others insist the truth is somewhere in here...

Somewhere twixt here & there, a very annoyed man stands at his opened doorway, about ready to give his cat a good, swift kick.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 22, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes

I miss Andy Crane and the broom cupboard.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 22, 2009, 02:17:32 PM
I miss Live and Kicking with Andy Peters and Emma Forbes

I miss Andy Crane and the broom cupboard.  :bluesad:

I miss Philip Schofield and Gordon the Gopher.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 22, 2009, 09:31:08 PM
FOr some odd reason my grocery store has the phrase "don't forget the wine!" printed on all it's freezer case doors.  Now, I can't help but have a craving to heat up a couple of frozen waffles and enjoy them with a nice Merlot.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on January 22, 2009, 09:58:47 PM
I was in my grocery store the other day and behind me in line was an Elvis impersonator followed by a guy dressed as Jesus.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 23, 2009, 12:07:09 AM
I was in my grocery store the other day and behind me in line was an Elvis impersonator followed by a guy dressed as Jesus.

You should have started a fistfight right there, it would have made for an especially humorous segment on one of those "caught on tape" shows.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 23, 2009, 08:27:54 AM
Last night, I got more drunk than I've ever been before in my life (6 beers, three Irish Car Bombs, and what my friends refer to as a Chocolate Cake Shot drank over the course of about 45 minutes, as opposed to my usual slow enjoyment of alcoholic beverages). 

I had trouble standing (I'm sure I'll get a lot of "lightweight" comments from more experienced drinkers) but had no difficulty, other than a slight slurring of speech, in pontificating on the importance of beer to the Inca people of Peru.  I think there were other topics I was able to address eruditely in my tipsy state, but I don't remember what they are right now.

Once we got back from the bars, I discovered something interesting -- alcohol improves my aim.  Everyone in my circle of friends owns at least one Nerf gun.  I was able to shoot an empty can off a friend's head five times out of six, something I'd have difficulty with sober. 

And that's the story of Saucerman's first time really drunk.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 24, 2009, 01:59:58 AM
I wonder what would happen, if every toilet on the planet were flushed simultaneously....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 24, 2009, 08:09:49 AM
I was putting a DVD in the player yesterday, so I was about two feet in front of the TV.  The HDTV.  There happened to be some women's gymnastics on.  Wow...technology is a wonderful thing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 24, 2009, 08:38:37 AM
I wonder what Adam Sandler would be like if he was funny...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 24, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
My cowboy boots are effin' awesome! Now, where's my eyeliner??  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 24, 2009, 03:20:16 PM
Is there any etiquette I should keep in mind for dating a girl with the same first name as the girl I just got out of a relationship with?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 24, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Is there any etiquette I should keep in mind for dating a girl with the same first name as the girl I just got out of a relationship with?

oh, boy.
And to think, a minute ago I was feeling sorry for myself.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 24, 2009, 03:26:00 PM
Striptease is my film of the week  :teddyr:

But why is Demi more attractive with her clothes on...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on January 24, 2009, 03:37:32 PM
anyone on this forum that can help me transelate a thing to German? I have tried google translator, but that just makes it into gibberish.... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 24, 2009, 04:22:09 PM
anyone on this forum that can help me transelate a thing to German? I have tried google translator, but that just makes it into gibberish.... :bluesad:


"jedermann auf diesem Forum, das mir helfen kann, eine Sache zum Deutschen zu übersetzen? Ich habe Google-Übersetzer versucht, aber der bildet ihn gerade in Kauderwelsch."

That's the German version of your question in BabelFish (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt). 

According to BabelFish, that phrase means "everyone on this forum, which can help me to translate a thing to the German? I tried googletranslators, but straight in Kauderwelsch educates him."

Seriously, I'm pretty sure Frank's German.  Maybe he can help you.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on January 24, 2009, 04:26:59 PM
excellent...and I tried the thing that I needed transelated in babelfish to, and it made it just worse...I think :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 24, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
Go to Google, click on "images," and type in "misspelled tattoos." 

This has spurred me never to get a tattoo with written language in any of it unless I give the artist something that spells out what I want properly.  I'd hate to be the guy who got the tattoo saying, "I'M AWSOME," or "TOMARROW NEVER KNOWS." 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on January 26, 2009, 10:00:08 AM
I dreamed Bill Murray died.  :thumbdown:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 26, 2009, 12:47:52 PM
There's a desk near the entrance at work, marked reception. You'd think people would know what that means and not walk up to my desk across the other side of the building!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on January 26, 2009, 04:44:02 PM
TRUE STORY:

While back on a cloudy winter day I was walking around an urban area, and about a block ahead of me I saw an elderly type man strolling along with an open umbrella resting on his shoulder. It wasn't raining or sunny-hot or any of the reasons that might've explained why he was carrying an open umbrella. Too polite to go up and ask, I kept walking till I finally caught up with him and we paused at a corner to wait on traffic before crossing the street. The man turned to me and made a stray, small talkish comment and we exchanged a few more sentences as we walked till finally curiosity got to me, so I gestured at his umbrella and asked, "Is it supposed to rain?"

"Nah," he said, "I just don't wanna get pooped on by pigeons."

As they say, it takes all kinds.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 26, 2009, 06:31:18 PM
TRUE STORY:

While back on a cloudy winter day I was walking around an urban area, and about a block ahead of me I saw an elderly type man strolling along with an open umbrella resting on his shoulder. It wasn't raining or sunny-hot or any of the reasons that might've explained why he was carrying an open umbrella. Too polite to go up and ask, I kept walking till I finally caught up with him and we paused at a corner to wait on traffic before crossing the street. The man turned to me and made a stray, small talkish comment and we exchanged a few more sentences as we walked till finally curiosity got to me, so I gestured at his umbrella and asked, "Is it supposed to rain?"

"Nah," he said, "I just don't wanna get pooped on by pigeons."




That's forward thinking  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 26, 2009, 06:55:10 PM
Someone on the imdb needs a life...


The one prop that has stood its ground over the last 40 years they even screwed with the TOS Phaser was probably the only prop from the original that DID NOT need to be updated at all.

And if you don't believe me watch the Enterprise episode In a Mirror Darkly it actually looks more advanced than a Phase Pistol.

Just another example of how Enterprise was respecting what came before while this film continues to disrespect it. The NX-01 did not look more advanced than the 1701 (ok apart from interiors but they made up for that with the cramped quarters and very little creature comforts to show this ship was way BEFORE Kirks Enterprise.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 26, 2009, 11:58:55 PM
I finally found a new song to hate.
Not because I dislike it, but because somebody keeps playing the same snippet over & over & over...

There must be more to the song "At Last" than just the first two words... sheesh

Good thing Beyonce didn't do a cover of "Iron Man", or I would've been a tad disgruntled.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 27, 2009, 12:05:47 AM
Someone on the imdb needs a life...


Many on the imdb need a life. . There are even worse examples than that around.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 27, 2009, 09:10:15 AM
Last night, I got more drunk than I've ever been before in my life (6 beers, three Irish Car Bombs, and what my friends refer to as a Chocolate Cake Shot drank over the course of about 45 minutes, as opposed to my usual slow enjoyment of alcoholic beverages). 

I had trouble standing (I'm sure I'll get a lot of "lightweight" comments from more experienced drinkers) but had no difficulty, other than a slight slurring of speech, in pontificating on the importance of beer to the Inca people of Peru.  I think there were other topics I was able to address eruditely in my tipsy state, but I don't remember what they are right now.

This event has proven life-changing for me.  I've always been a very timid little worrywart, too paralyzed by concerns about potential risks to ever let go and *do* things.  I never took a chance if I wasn't 100% certain I'd come out on top. 

The amount I had to drink took away some of those inhibitions while still leaving me fairly well in charge of my mental facilities.  The mask that I always cover my true feelings with dropped to the ground and shattered, and I felt FREE.  I chatted up girls I never would have had the nerve to do more than glance at before, I expressed myself honestly instead of couching my meaning in equivocation and softened words...and I realized how good it felt to be that FREE. 

I realized, in the aftermath of that night, that I only have so much time on this earth.  If I'm going to squander that time being paralyzed by potential risk, then what's the point? It's time to enjoy myself -- do new things -- take chances -- be spontaneous -- in short, LIVE.  Wagner wrote, "The Free Man must create himself" and I'm damn overdue. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 27, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
Last night, I got more drunk than I've ever been before in my life (6 beers, three Irish Car Bombs, and what my friends refer to as a Chocolate Cake Shot drank over the course of about 45 minutes, as opposed to my usual slow enjoyment of alcoholic beverages). 

I had trouble standing (I'm sure I'll get a lot of "lightweight" comments from more experienced drinkers) but had no difficulty, other than a slight slurring of speech, in pontificating on the importance of beer to the Inca people of Peru.  I think there were other topics I was able to address eruditely in my tipsy state, but I don't remember what they are right now.

This event has proven life-changing for me.  I've always been a very timid little worrywart, too paralyzed by concerns about potential risks to ever let go and *do* things.  I never took a chance if I wasn't 100% certain I'd come out on top. 

The amount I had to drink took away some of those inhibitions while still leaving me fairly well in charge of my mental facilities.  The mask that I always cover my true feelings with dropped to the ground and shattered, and I felt FREE.  I chatted up girls I never would have had the nerve to do more than glance at before, I expressed myself honestly instead of couching my meaning in equivocation and softened words...and I realized how good it felt to be that FREE. 

I realized, in the aftermath of that night, that I only have so much time on this earth.  If I'm going to squander that time being paralyzed by potential risk, then what's the point? It's time to enjoy myself -- do new things -- take chances -- be spontaneous -- in short, LIVE.  Wagner wrote, "The Free Man must create himself" and I'm damn overdue. 

Watch out though, that's how most addictions start: someone using a substance for a purpose or a change it makes, as opposed to just for recreation. If you can do it with the alcohol, you can do it without.

BTW, you're never as cool, funny, or as smart as you think you are when you're drunk.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 27, 2009, 01:01:29 PM
Watch out though, that's how most addictions start: someone using a substance for a purpose or a change it makes, as opposed to just for recreation. If you can do it with the alcohol, you can do it without.

BTW, you're never as cool, funny, or as smart as you think you are when you're drunk.

I've been doing it without alcohol for five days now, and I intend to keep it that way -- I'll drink a little alcohol here and there, but it will be for recreational purposes only.  The alcohol just showed me that I *could* do it. 

I hit a pretty good point in my drinking on Thursday, I think -- drunk enough to be a little unsteady on my feet, but not so drunk that I was obnoxious -- I was still choosing my words with care, just a little more slowly. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 27, 2009, 02:06:20 PM
It used to be when I ate any kind of multi colored candy (M&Ms, Skittles, Starburst) I felt compelled to have one of each color saved for last.  Not sure why, maybe it my weird sense of "fairness" or something.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 27, 2009, 02:08:42 PM
The craving for doughnuts is great.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 27, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
There's a new street fighter film.

World has gone down toilet.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-6SS7yn6Vng

It's madness I tell you !


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 27, 2009, 06:54:04 PM
Last night, I got more drunk than I've ever been before in my life (6 beers, three Irish Car Bombs, and what my friends refer to as a Chocolate Cake Shot drank over the course of about 45 minutes, as opposed to my usual slow enjoyment of alcoholic beverages). 

I had trouble standing (I'm sure I'll get a lot of "lightweight" comments from more experienced drinkers) but had no difficulty, other than a slight slurring of speech, in pontificating on the importance of beer to the Inca people of Peru.  I think there were other topics I was able to address eruditely in my tipsy state, but I don't remember what they are right now.

This event has proven life-changing for me.  I've always been a very timid little worrywart, too paralyzed by concerns about potential risks to ever let go and *do* things.  I never took a chance if I wasn't 100% certain I'd come out on top. 

The amount I had to drink took away some of those inhibitions while still leaving me fairly well in charge of my mental facilities.  The mask that I always cover my true feelings with dropped to the ground and shattered, and I felt FREE.  I chatted up girls I never would have had the nerve to do more than glance at before, I expressed myself honestly instead of couching my meaning in equivocation and softened words...and I realized how good it felt to be that FREE. 

I realized, in the aftermath of that night, that I only have so much time on this earth.  If I'm going to squander that time being paralyzed by potential risk, then what's the point? It's time to enjoy myself -- do new things -- take chances -- be spontaneous -- in short, LIVE.  Wagner wrote, "The Free Man must create himself" and I'm damn overdue. 

Watch out though, that's how most addictions start: someone using a substance for a purpose or a change it makes, as opposed to just for recreation. If you can do it with the alcohol, you can do it without.

BTW, you're never as cool, funny, or as smart as you think you are when you're drunk.

I second Ghouk's warning, even though I'm sure you have it under control.

I remember when I was a freshman in college, a friend of mine explaining that alcohol made you "more who you really are" because it takes away your inhibitions.

My response was, "Wait, why aren't my inhibitions a valid part of who I am?"

When I was young I did some really stupid things while I was drunk.  When everyone's making merciless fun of you the next day because you hooked up with a girl widely known as "the wildebeest", you'll realize that sometimes inhibitions may be there for a dang good reason.   :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 27, 2009, 08:40:58 PM
Thanks for the vote of confidence, Rev.  I agree; some inhibitions are good to have, and I'm not thinking of completely divesting myself of inhibitions.  Thing is, I've always been too inhibited. 

I'm a senior in college right now; this is my last semester.  This was the first time I've been truly inebriated.  I was teetotal until I turned 21; even then I didn't have my first taste of alcohol until almost three months after my birthday.  Until this past Thursday, a night of heavy drinking for me was two beers over the course of four hours.  I didn't want to even come close to being in a situation where I wasn't in complete control of myself. 

For now, I'm cutting inhibitions in the little ways.  I didn't grow up in a house where eating vegetables was the norm.  My mother hates eating vegetables because of memories of being forced to eat them as a child, so she never allowed 90% of edible vegetables on the table.  To this day, I'm hesitant to eat a lot of greens because of the horror stories I was told about them growing up.  I ate asparagus for the first time on Friday.  That, to me, is a step forward towards "New Me."  It's certainly not a big risk, or even possibly a risk at all.  But it's a refusal to avoid something just because it's something I hadn't done before. 

As an aside, a couple months back my parents, and the parents of the girl I was dating at the time, treated us to dinner at a nice steakhouse not far from campus.  I ordered a glass of Spaten, a decent German beer I've developed a taste for, to compliment my steak, and my mother freaked out that I was drinking. 

Come to think of it, it seems like a lot of my neuroses stem from issues with my mother...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Susan on January 27, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
It used to be when I ate any kind of multi colored candy (M&Ms, Skittles, Starburst) I felt compelled to have one of each color saved for last.  Not sure why, maybe it my weird sense of "fairness" or something.

I was quite the opposite, i had the final solution going on. I would eliminate each color one by one, always picking the same colors that would go first and the same that would go last.

Nothing has changed, I still do that even with fruit loops.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on January 27, 2009, 11:39:11 PM
When I eat cereal with marshmallows (Lucky Charms, Frankenberry) I invariably eat the cereal first and save the marshmallows for last. I do the same thing with the crunchberries in Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries.

I think it's a OCD thing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 28, 2009, 08:21:34 AM
No no no - it's terribly important that you have one or two crunch berries in every spoonful of regular bits.  It must be distributed evenly like that for the proper flavor balance to be realized  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 28, 2009, 09:52:44 AM
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like leann rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous, youll have to sign a waiver


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on January 28, 2009, 10:01:30 AM
No no no - it's terribly important that you have one or two crunch berries in every spoonful of regular bits.  It must be distributed evenly like that for the proper flavor balance to be realized  :teddyr:

Why, that's so crazy it . . . just . . . might . . . work!



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on January 28, 2009, 10:05:35 AM
Snow days are the gravy on the eggplant of the soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 28, 2009, 11:48:44 AM
What would you do if you woke up one morning and discovered that, somehow, you'd become a cyclops? Just one big eye in the middle of your face.  Would you go on a rampage?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 28, 2009, 12:14:47 PM
When I eat cereal with marshmallows (Lucky Charms, Frankenberry) I invariably eat the cereal first and save the marshmallows for last. I do the same thing with the crunchberries in Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries.

I think it's a OCD thing.

Dude, I used to do that too!  Probably the marshmallows were the best part!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 28, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
I ate asparagus for the first time on Friday. 

Asparagus makes one's pee stink. I wonder what made nature decide that was necessary.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 28, 2009, 05:28:49 PM
I feel really tired today.  :thumbdown:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 28, 2009, 06:23:18 PM
The worst party ever...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yCPL3DJ72tM


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 28, 2009, 09:31:35 PM
Another Ebay auction won...another d*ckheaded seller who hasn't sent me the item in over 2 weeks.  Why bother bidding?  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 28, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
I watched Pumpkinhead 2 tonight.  I hadn't seen it in quite a few years, and I have to say it was a lot worse than I remember it.  Did Pumpkinhead have a strobe light following him the whole time?  It seemed like anytime he killed someone there was an annoying, flashing blue light trying to remind us to be scared.  You'd think his victims would have advanced notice.  "Cleetus, what's that there flashing blumajiggy?  I b'lieve it's that there Pumpkinhead.  We gotta run!"  Those he actually catches up to might die of seizures before he has a chance to lay a claw on them. 

And the slow points of the movie... You'd think the director forgot he was making a horror movie and shifted into Lifetime Original Movie mode.  A lot of scenes had that Lifetime feel to them, especially the non-scary ones. 

I still haven't seen Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes or Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud.  Hopefully, they're better than this crap.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 28, 2009, 10:19:38 PM
Someone on the imdb needs a life...


Many on the imdb need a life. . There are even worse examples than that around.

You should've seen AudioGalaxy in it's heyday.  Or hell, YouTube nowadays.  Both are like putting power drills through either side of your head. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 28, 2009, 10:22:52 PM
I watched Pumpkinhead 2 tonight.  I hadn't seen it in quite a few years, and I have to say it was a lot worse than I remember it.  Did Pumpkinhead have a strobe light following him the whole time?  It seemed like anytime he killed someone there was an annoying, flashing blue light trying to remind us to be scared.  You'd think his victims would have advanced notice.  "Cleetus, what's that there flashing blumajiggy?  I b'lieve it's that there Pumpkinhead.  We gotta run!"  Those he actually catches up to might die of seizures before he has a chance to lay a claw on them. 

And the slow points of the movie... You'd think the director forgot he was making a horror movie and shifted into Lifetime Original Movie mode.  A lot of scenes had that Lifetime feel to them, especially the non-scary ones. 

I still haven't seen Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes or Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud.  Hopefully, they're better than this crap.
I think the movie lost me when it came to the rules of Pumpkinhead engagment.  Hell, I had a hard time figuring out the first one which I do admit to liking.  This one...well...I don't think I've watched it since I saw it the first time. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 29, 2009, 11:38:28 AM
I'm eating a KitKat while typing this.

I think Grease 2 is better than the original!
Sorry.

Did you know there was a sequel to King Kong ?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091344/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091344/)

Linda Hamiton's in it  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Newt on January 29, 2009, 11:57:46 AM
Men are such delicate creatures.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 29, 2009, 11:59:09 AM
Men are such delicate creatures.

*sniff*

We really are


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 29, 2009, 12:24:20 PM
Men are such delicate creatures.

*sniff*

We really are
If you need a hug, I'm here for you man.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 29, 2009, 12:41:44 PM
I just won a competition!  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 29, 2009, 12:59:27 PM
Men are such delicate creatures.

*sniff*

We really are
If you need a hug, I'm here for you man.

*The DarkSider and Doggett hug*

Thanks, man. :teddyr:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 29, 2009, 04:50:00 PM
Why is it in Star Trek they very rarely meet "strange new lifeforms".
Every time I watch it they are hanging out with things/people they've already discovered. Most of Star Trek seems to be about politics and philosophy.

That's why I like Voyager's monster-of-the-week attitude.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 29, 2009, 09:33:20 PM
What would you do if you woke up one morning and discovered that, somehow, you'd become a cyclops? Just one big eye in the middle of your face.  Would you go on a rampage?

Of course.  In times of stress, it's important to stick to the normal daily routine.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 29, 2009, 09:34:17 PM
I just won a competition!  :tongueout:

Would you like to tell us more?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 30, 2009, 12:08:25 AM
[notices IMDb page for Final Destination: Death Trip 3D]

Is Hollywood just getting progressively worse at naming movies, or what?  Never mind the fact that all they can do anymore are sequels and remakes. 

And 3D?  What the hell?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 30, 2009, 08:50:17 AM
3D is all the rage now.  There are even going to be a couple of commercials in 3D during the superbowl, and then the next night, a TV show in 3D.   It's just so damned exciting.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 09:34:32 AM
The Secret World of Alex Mack was alright..


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on January 30, 2009, 10:31:41 AM
I keep getting emails from Classmates.com and USA Reunited telling me that I've got messages from old friends trying to contact me, and if I want to read them, all I need to do is pay some money to upgrade my membership level  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on January 30, 2009, 12:25:25 PM
All three of the original Charlie's Angels have battled cancer in various private parts of their bodies.

Jaclyn Smith was the hottest of all the Angels, but Cheryl Ladd was a close second IMO.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 30, 2009, 12:40:30 PM
It's Miller Time.... :drink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 01:26:27 PM
Trying to order a book from Waterstones is more trouble than you'd think :bluesad:

I'll give it another week, then I'm going to use Amazon.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on January 30, 2009, 04:24:54 PM
Yesterday, I injured the tip of my right index finger while scraping ice off my car, now it hurts slightly to type.  In addition, my gloves seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

So, that wasn't the best of days.  :(


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 30, 2009, 04:29:49 PM
Yesterday, I injured the tip of my right index finger while scraping ice off my car, now it hurts slightly to type.  In addition, my gloves seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

So, that wasn't the best of days.  :(


I trapped my hand in my front door on the way to work this morning. I had to type non-stop for 8 hours....that sucked!  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 04:39:23 PM
Will anyone have a job in Britain by the end of the year ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 05:07:48 PM
Not everyone on the imdb is stupid.
Well, maybe. But they can make me laugh :

This post has been deleted because Kruge wanted prisoners.

This post has been deleted because it and Kirk were separated; it couldn't touch him.

This post has been deleted because, although its life and career stood for rationality, not intellectual chaos, it kept up its emotional behavior until it lost everything and destroyed itself.

This post has been deleted because it couldn't get a permit to do a damned illegal thing.

This post has been deleted because it didn't get out of therrrrre . . .

This post will be deleted later because it does not deserve to live.

This post will not be deleted later. I lied.

This post was deleted because the Enterprise is twenty years old.

This post was deleted because it was trying to charter a space flight.

This post was deleted because Genesis is a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject.

This post was deleted because your name is Jim.

This post was deleted because it got in the closet.

This post was deleted because it was in the hind-end of space.

This post was deleted because the flag of the Federation was fluttering in the breeze.

This post was deleted because children were playing at it's feet.

This post was deleted because space doors are closed.

This post was deleted because it was just going to walk through them.

This post was deleted because it gave Kruge Genesis.

This post has been deleted because it paid for the party with it's dearest blood.

This post has been deleted because it's son, David, is exploring the Genesis Planet which he helped create.

This post has been deleted because it's grandmother had wheels and was a wagon.

How can this post be deleted with ears like that?

This post has been deleted because it was fruity as a nutcake.

This post has been deleted because it wasn't very damned funny.

This post has been deleted because there is enough energy to hide a ship.

This post has been deleted because it's a sitting duck.

This post has been deleted because it was ready to fire the emergency tube.

This post has been deleted because Klingon bastards have killed it's son.

This post has been deleted because of code 0 0 0 Destruct 0.

This post has been deleted because David gave his life to save it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 30, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Not everyone on the imdb is stupid.
Well, maybe. But they can make me laugh :

This post has been deleted because Kruge wanted prisoners.

This post has been deleted because it and Kirk were separated; it couldn't touch him.

This post has been deleted because, although its life and career stood for rationality, not intellectual chaos, it kept up its emotional behavior until it lost everything and destroyed itself.

This post has been deleted because it couldn't get a permit to do a damned illegal thing.

This post has been deleted because it didn't get out of therrrrre . . .

This post will be deleted later because it does not deserve to live.

This post will not be deleted later. I lied.

This post was deleted because the Enterprise is twenty years old.

This post was deleted because it was trying to charter a space flight.

This post was deleted because Genesis is a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject.

This post was deleted because your name is Jim.

This post was deleted because it got in the closet.

This post was deleted because it was in the hind-end of space.

This post was deleted because the flag of the Federation was fluttering in the breeze.

This post was deleted because children were playing at it's feet.

This post was deleted because space doors are closed.

This post was deleted because it was just going to walk through them.

This post was deleted because it gave Kruge Genesis.

This post has been deleted because it paid for the party with it's dearest blood.

This post has been deleted because it's son, David, is exploring the Genesis Planet which he helped create.

This post has been deleted because it's grandmother had wheels and was a wagon.

How can this post be deleted with ears like that?

This post has been deleted because it was fruity as a nutcake.

This post has been deleted because it wasn't very damned funny.

This post has been deleted because there is enough energy to hide a ship.

This post has been deleted because it's a sitting duck.

This post has been deleted because it was ready to fire the emergency tube.

This post has been deleted because Klingon bastards have killed it's son.

This post has been deleted because of code 0 0 0 Destruct 0.

This post has been deleted because David gave his life to save it.

Don't start goin' all Metropolisforever on us!  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 05:12:39 PM

Don't start goin' all Metropolisforever on us!  :wink:


Don't worry, that's the last time I whip out a list that big.

Who/what's Metropolisforever ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 30, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
I just got off a shift at work.  I've been on my feet since roughly seven o'clock this morning, and have a very small list of demands:

1) I would like a drink so thoroughly impregnated with rum that it births an octuplet of tiny Henry Morgans.

2) I would like a hot bath so thoroughly cleansing that it involves a Roman style scraping of the epidermis.

3) I would like two voluptuous and open-minded women of Irish or German descent. 

Thank you, and good night.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 30, 2009, 05:34:28 PM
I can't send Emails because of my over zealous security system.

It's very annoying.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 30, 2009, 07:56:08 PM
It's Miller Time.... :drink:

Second that.  I just got off work, and they took me off training today.  I'll be transporting patients without assistance.  Fear for them. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 31, 2009, 10:51:12 AM
This post has been deleted as William Shatner couldn't get the money to fund it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 31, 2009, 11:46:44 AM
I feel like I'm having a heart attack!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 31, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
Not everyone on the imdb is stupid.

Many of them are, though.  It's mainly that people get so fired up over stupid things.  Still, it isn't nearly as bad as AudioGalaxy about six or so years ago. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on January 31, 2009, 07:01:27 PM
Does anyone remember the playground institution that was (is?) "All Join On"? Boys used to march up and down the school playground arm in arm singing "All join on if you want a game of football/HeMan/Tig/British Bulldog etc!, Nae lassies! Nae posers!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 31, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
Does anyone remember the playground institution that was (is?) "All Join On"? Boys used to march up and down the school playground arm in arm singing "All join on if you want a game of football/HeMan/Tig/British Bulldog etc!, Nae lassies! Nae posers!"

No. But I remember my Ukrainian friend power-bombing me onto concrete every lunch time and us goin' round singing Bros songs in the ears of smaller kids to freak them out.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on January 31, 2009, 08:05:43 PM
I was personally keener on climbing a muddy hill that was part of the playground area. I used to fall right into the marshiest area at least once a week.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on January 31, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Why are so many supervillains so keen on world domination? Most of them seem ill-suited to running the day-to-day affairs of even a local administration, much less a global one. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on January 31, 2009, 08:39:55 PM
I feel like I'm having a heart attack!  :buggedout:

Circus is being attacked by hearts !!!!
Are the other body parts soon to follow the hearts lead ?
Will we all be attacked by organs ?
The organ invasion has begun !



  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 31, 2009, 08:40:20 PM
Another trip to Chuck E Cheese today, another hundred or so tickets I found left behind along with a few dollars in tokens.  Thanks kids!   :drink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on January 31, 2009, 11:02:44 PM
Where did all of Ed McMahon's money go? He did The Tonight Show, Star Search, shows with Dick Clark, commercials, movies, books, paid appearances. Sad the old guy's having financial problems, but, lawsy, what on earth did he do with all his money?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 01, 2009, 12:28:55 AM
On my campus, housing is divided into three types -- Corridor-Style Residence Halls, Suite-Style Residence Halls, and (coveted and fought over) Townhouses.  Corridor-Style is long hallways with two-person rooms on either side, and a communal bathroom down the hall.  Suite style is broken up into sections, each section has four suites, each suite has it's own bathroom and common area, and houses four to eight students. 

I live in an 8 person suite, though technically only 7 live in mine (we live with an RA).  My roommate Dan, my friends Dennis, Loki, and I, are in this suite because we chose to live together.  The other three, including the RA, ended up with us by chance due to people we'd chosen to live with flunking out or taking semesters off for personal reasons. 

SOMEONE, and I'm not sure who, is repeatedly urinating on the toilet seat.  SOMEONE, and I'm not sure who, occasionally walks out without flushing the toilet.  SOMEONE, and I'm not sure who but I'm damn well going to find out, is getting their ass kicked. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 01, 2009, 12:54:52 AM
Terrifying thought of the day:

What if spiders could fly?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 01, 2009, 01:52:09 AM
Is it just me, or does Saucerman's avatar look WAY more awesome now than it did about a week or two ago?

Gotta wonder why that is...

:)



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 01, 2009, 07:05:09 AM
Terrifying thought of the day:

What if spiders could fly?

Holy crap! Don't even think it!  :buggedout:

Is it just me, or does Saucerman's avatar look WAY more awesome now than it did about a week or two ago?

Gotta wonder why that is...

:)

He easily has the best avatar.  :smile:

My thought (or gripe) of the day is: Why does the wind need to be windy? It's so irritating.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 01, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
I was downstairs recently in my house with my seventeen-month-old cousin to my right, and my aunt's cat a few feet to my left, out of the baby's sight. The cat was licking her paw, Deirdre, the baby, was kind of playing on the floor on a blanket about a foot to my right. The cat abruptly stopped what she was doing, tensed up, stared across the room and tilted her head as if following movement. I didn't see anything but then Deirdre also stopped right in the middle of playing and looked out and (being unable to see the cat or where she was staring, mind you) simultaneously followed the same basic direction of vision as the cat, even going so far as to tilt sideways like she was tracking it. Their eyes were going exactly in the same direction at the same time. There was nothing visibly there but they both appeared to be seeing something move from left to right across the room. Remembering all the things said about animals and children having "the Sight" and all that, it's sort of given me pause...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 01, 2009, 05:20:28 PM
I want Charles in charge!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 01, 2009, 05:24:45 PM
I want Charlie Chalk in charge  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 01, 2009, 06:47:25 PM
Tonsil stones suck.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 02, 2009, 12:46:33 AM
I was helping roll a patient over so we could get a slider under him and get him back into his bed.

He broke wind in my face.

 :bluesad:
 
In lighter news, I just got done watching T2 a few moments ago.

 :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Trevor on February 02, 2009, 03:51:36 AM
It's nice to  have my mom home with me for a while. :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 02, 2009, 08:16:02 AM
After seeing the trailer for the Land of the Lost remake, which Hollywood has decided to make into yet another retarded Will Farrel comedy, it occurs to me that if it weren't for independent studios, I would have no reason to even own a DVD player.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 02, 2009, 11:06:39 AM
I just bought something in EBay only I don't have the money I thought I had in the account to pay :buggedout:
and I can't put money in because the snow has shut down the banks !!!!

Tomorrow morning I have to run like grease lightening to put the cash in.

 :bluesad:

I really want this item!!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 02, 2009, 11:27:23 AM
I had a word with the bank, prob' solved.

I just bought an elvira standee.

(http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/0a/07/9076_1.JPG)



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 02, 2009, 12:36:22 PM
You know what show I can't stand?  Bad Girls' Club.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 02, 2009, 12:38:57 PM
I left for work this morning a boy, but I came back a snowman.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 02, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
I left for work this morning a boy, but I came back a snowman.  :teddyr:

Somebody actually went to work today!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 02, 2009, 02:31:46 PM
The Gaming Club I'm a part of here on campus does an annual charity auction, as part of a yearly convention, with all proceeds going to benefit Ronald McDonald House, helping the families of sick children.  We get all sorts of weird things, and many of them go for pretty high prices.  Last year's big thing was a collection of the cardboard stand-ups used to display Happy Meal Toys in McDonalds.  We've also auctioned off author Robert Jordan's last breath (i.e., an empty plastic bottle, tightly capped), a water bottle autographed by Jesus, a handmade quilt made from ten years' worth of gaming convention T-shirts, and the auctioneer's +5 Boots of Hippie-Kicking. 

Today I was visiting all the stores on Main Street with form letters, requesting donations.  Now, we're not technically collecting until the 7th, but some places insisted on giving me stuff now.

The florist filled a bag of stuff for me, saying the collection date was too close to Valentine's Day (which does actually fall in the middle of the convention this year).  When I got back to my room and checked in the bag, can you guess what was in there?





Three dolls, and an assortment of pocket knives and gut-hooks. 




I'm confused. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 02, 2009, 09:28:16 PM
Re-reading Huck Finn has left me wondering what acceptable everyday words we use today will be looked down on by people in a hundred years.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 03, 2009, 10:13:56 AM
I am gettieng really worried about when my Elvira standee is going to arrive :question:

hmph...

Of all the times it had to snow...

 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 03, 2009, 10:20:30 AM
Whatever happened to cheese croutons? 

When I was kid, mom would fix us salads a lot and the Bacon Bits and the Cheeze croutons where my favorite parts.  In fact, when she bought cheese croutons she'd HIDE them cause she knew if left up to me, I'd eat them all in one sitting.  Eventually she switched to Onion and Garlic flavored croutons, which I didn't like as much, and didn't snack on those solo.

For about the decade or so however, I have NEVER been able to find plain cheese croutons anywhere.  The closest I can come is Cheese and Garlic which is NOT the same thing, so I have to wonder, whatever happened to cheese flavored croutons?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 03, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
Another Ebay auction won...another d*ckheaded seller who hasn't sent me the item in over 2 weeks.  Why bother bidding?  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

How much was the item ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 03, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Whatever happened to cheese croutons? 


Or "Weener Wraps", those dough squares you wrap around hotdogs before baking them? I remember there was cheese flavor and onion flavor, haven't seen them in decades.
(Waits for the onslaught of condom jokes)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 03, 2009, 08:33:57 PM
We get Reese Cheddar Cheese croutons.  They're pretty good.  You do get a little cheese taste.  I've never eaten them without a salad though, they might be very cheesy all by themselves. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 04, 2009, 11:03:18 AM
My Elvira standee arived :

         :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 04, 2009, 11:34:42 AM
Must get Cpt. Kirk standee...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 04, 2009, 02:56:12 PM
People in Middlesborough never seems to answer the phone... :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 04, 2009, 03:41:26 PM
People in Middlesborough never seems to answer the phone... :question:

They probably know it's bad news... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 04, 2009, 10:01:37 PM
I wonder how the whole "flicking a lighter on at concerts" thing got started...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 05, 2009, 10:35:26 AM
I think the inside of Circus' brain is like this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFoR0ziYFc&feature=related


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 05, 2009, 11:16:27 AM
Windows media centre is useless.
I can only get it to play DVDs and then, in the middle of film, shutdown.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 05, 2009, 11:28:45 AM
"Gee Ward, weren't you a little hard on The Beaver last night?"

That always makes me laugh.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 05, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
"Gee Ward, weren't you a little hard on The Beaver last night?"


 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 05, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
I just farted, and instead of a proper fart it came out a low, almost whistle-like sound.

And my roommate commented, "When did we get a cat?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 05, 2009, 03:39:37 PM
I just farted, and instead of a proper fart it came out a low, almost whistle-like sound.

And my roommate commented, "When did we get a cat?"

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 05, 2009, 04:40:15 PM
I prefer the Buffy film to the telly show.

Not kidding.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 05, 2009, 04:57:53 PM
I think I have a graph paper fetish.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 05, 2009, 07:08:17 PM
For some reason I have the uncontrollable desire to go see some new movie called FIRED UP.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 06, 2009, 12:17:34 PM
I'm watching the easiest game show ever.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 06, 2009, 04:06:06 PM
Just once in my life I'd love to be the guy who yells, "Fire in the hole!" and then presses a button that causes an explosion.  Not in a terrorist way mind you, but like maybe a construction/mining or something... that would be awesome!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 06, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
Just once in my life I'd love to be the guy who yells, "Fire in the hole!" and then presses a button that causes an explosion.  Not in a terrorist way mind you, but like maybe a construction/mining or something... that would be awesome!

Any task in a department store involving a nail gun requires such an announcement, otherwise the customers would freak out.

Just sayin'...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 06, 2009, 04:45:31 PM
7-1/2 years in the active Army and another 3-1/2 in the Alaska National Guard and I've NEVER thrown a live grenade. Done all kinds of other stuff with explosives and weapons, but no hand grenade. Bummer, eh


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on February 06, 2009, 06:23:01 PM
lemon curry?....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 06, 2009, 07:09:09 PM
I love this scene  :wink:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BtunhScwso


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 06, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
I wish they made more movies like "Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters"!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 07, 2009, 09:06:39 AM
I used to gripe about / laugh at The Asylum putting out all these crappy remakes.  But, when it comes right down to it, Hollywood puts out a load of putrid remakes with lots of politically correct preaching in them, while the Asylum puts out a load of crappy remakes with lots of totally hot babes in them.

I have now re-evaluated my position on this subject. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 07, 2009, 10:08:56 AM
I spend my free time watching The Real Ghostbusters on You Tube  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 07, 2009, 02:49:17 PM
This was taken from the Elvira site


This was taken from IMDB:
"I just attended the 20th Anniversay screening of the movie here in Los Angeles at the Vista Theatre on Sunset Blvd. Elvira attended. Before the movie started she had a Q&A session with the audience. She said there is no 20th Anniversay Edition of the moive. She wished that the company, Anchor Bay, would allow this becuase she could add all the bonus features such as commentary, deleted scenes, an alternate ending (there really is one), and tons of behind the sceens footage that she still has. Her suggestion to Anchor Bay was to sell it as a double pack with her "Haunted Hills" movie. She encouraged everyone to try to contact Anchor Bay and urge them to make this happen."
On another note: Shout!Factory seems to have slowed down on getting Movie Macabre titles out. If you are interested in more releases why don't you drop them a line as well.



 :bluesad: :bluesad: :bluesad:


My random thought is how rubbish the world had become.


I need some time alone to cry...


*Doggett sobs and sobs*


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2009, 07:18:00 PM
I wonder, is Doggett a bigger fan of Elvira than RC is of Lugosi? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 07, 2009, 08:36:36 PM
I wonder, is Doggett a bigger fan of Elvira than RC is of Lugosi? 

As an Elvira fanboy I'm about 7.5/10.

Is RC a bigger fan of Lugosi ?

PS

A 10/10 Elvira fanboy is somone who dresses as her... I don't know about you, but that's where I draw the line !
9/10 is someone who is willing to pay around £200.00 pounds for a statuette. I'm a fan. Not an idiot.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 07, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
Why is everyone obsessed with their underpants and who is not wearing them today?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 07, 2009, 08:47:25 PM
I was in Walmart today and my son was shouting something that sounded like "speak english".  Not a good thing to do in the particular store we were in. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 08, 2009, 06:58:54 AM
I was in Walmart today and my son was shouting something that sounded like "speak english".  Not a good thing to do in the particular store we were in. 

Ouch.

I did the same thing when I was a kid on a school trip.
My teacher was furious and I couldn't understand why what I did was so wrong.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 08, 2009, 10:34:35 AM
I just can't stop mixing my drinks  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on February 08, 2009, 12:50:40 PM
I just can't stop mixing my drinks  :lookingup:

Mixing Jack Daniels and prescription strength decongestant cough syrup is not a good idea, I had a very odd dream involving a nuclear submarine, talking fish, and Martha Stewart. Every so often Andrew would show up, pat my head and say "not bad for an old #$#@".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 08, 2009, 03:18:58 PM
Fingers crossed for Ghostbusters III  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 08, 2009, 03:48:24 PM
Did you know that pink dolphins REALLY exist?  I didn't before we got some plastic toys of them at Toys R Us and the little tag with them said some things about them.  Pretty neat, huh?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 08, 2009, 04:01:05 PM
Did you know that pink dolphins REALLY exist?  I didn't before we got some plastic toys of them at Toys R Us and the little tag with them said some things about them.  Pretty neat, huh?

THANKYOU for this info BTM, if actually true (although I'm so lazy right now, I can't be bothered to open another page and check!) I like dolphins, sure, but pink ones!!!

Just reminded me: mental note - must buy plastic flamingo  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 08, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
Did you know that pink dolphins REALLY exist?  I didn't before we got some plastic toys of them at Toys R Us and the little tag with them said some things about them.  Pretty neat, huh?

THANKYOU for this info BTM, if actually true (although I'm so lazy right now, I can't be bothered to open another page and check!) I like dolphins, sure, but pink ones!!!

Just reminded me: mental note - must buy plastic flamingo  :teddyr:


I like Tucans . They're not pink, but ... well I just like 'em.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 08, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
Did you know that pink dolphins REALLY exist?  I didn't before we got some plastic toys of them at Toys R Us and the little tag with them said some things about them.  Pretty neat, huh?

THANKYOU for this info BTM, if actually true (although I'm so lazy right now, I can't be bothered to open another page and check!) I like dolphins, sure, but pink ones!!!

Just reminded me: mental note - must buy plastic flamingo  :teddyr:

I like Tucans . They're not pink, but ... well I just like 'em.

Personally I like pigs, especially when they a slow roasted and covered in barbecue sauce.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 08, 2009, 04:50:17 PM
I like my dolphin tuna-free. I don't eat any dolphins that are harvested using methods that harm tuna.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 08, 2009, 07:29:46 PM
I'm not sure if I could win a fight with Earthworm Jim.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on February 08, 2009, 07:53:14 PM
Did you know that pink dolphins REALLY exist?  I didn't before we got some plastic toys of them at Toys R Us and the little tag with them said some things about them.  Pretty neat, huh?

THANKYOU for this info BTM, if actually true (although I'm so lazy right now, I can't be bothered to open another page and check!) I like dolphins, sure, but pink ones!!!

Just reminded me: mental note - must buy plastic flamingo  :teddyr:

They're found in the Amazon River area of South America.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 08, 2009, 08:06:48 PM
I'm not sure if I could win a fight with Earthworm Jim.
With or without the super-suit?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 08, 2009, 08:39:23 PM
I'm not sure if I could win a fight with Earthworm Jim.

With or without the super-suit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juHgQBB2tLU


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 08, 2009, 08:43:25 PM
I'm not sure if I could win a fight with Earthworm Jim.
What is it was Tapeworm Ted or Ringworm Reggie?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 08, 2009, 10:54:21 PM
Tonight I began running a roleplaying campaign again.  I don't generally run Dungeons and Dragons, as I've had too many problems with rules-lawyer players.  I run the Call of Cthulhu RPG, and last year had a really successful campaign that lasted almost nine months that my players still talk about (and they still spit and curse when they think of the villain).  This year's CofC campaign has less than half as many players, and I think is a better group overall. 

And darn it, I love being the guy behind the screen, running the action.  It just takes so much out of me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 08, 2009, 11:38:06 PM
I've had Prince Caspian on the top of my queue at Netflix for MONTHS now and it STILL says, "Short Wait", which is really ironic considering I was able to get The Dark Knight just a few days after it came out.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
To be a lesbian you need two qualities :

1. To be a woman
2. To find other women sexually attractive.


As number 2 applies to me, does that make me 50% lesbian ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 09, 2009, 01:46:12 PM
I just found out my cheating, lying vicious whore of an ex-girlfriend (age 20 right now) dropped out of college to get engaged to a 30 year old man.

If my Schadenfreude-o-meter goes any higher, my eyeballs might explode. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 09, 2009, 02:12:09 PM
I just found out my cheating, lying vicious whore of an ex-girlfriend (age 20 right now) dropped out of college to get engaged to a 30 year old man.

If my Schadenfreude-o-meter goes any higher, my eyeballs might explode. 

Saucerman, When my ex was 16/17, she was sleeping with 50 year old men.  :bluesad: She (age 21 right now) left me for a 35 year old geek a week before my birthday, just 'cause he had a car.  :lookingup:

I should've seen it coming, as she did that type of crap to me all the time.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 04:13:22 PM
I just found out my cheating, lying vicious whore of an ex-girlfriend (age 20 right now) dropped out of college to get engaged to a 30 year old man.

If my Schadenfreude-o-meter goes any higher, my eyeballs might explode. 

Saucerman, When my ex was 16/17, she was sleeping with 50 year old men.  :bluesad: She (age 21 right now) left me for a 35 year old geek a week before my birthday, just 'cause he had a car.  :lookingup:

I should've seen it coming, as she did that type of crap to me all the time.

I haven't had a girlfriend for about 3 years...

And I'm not feeling too down about it  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 09, 2009, 04:31:53 PM
My left brain knows there are people attending college now who were born in the 1990's, but my right brain finds this fact almost impossible to comprehend.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on February 09, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
I am one of them...sort of, we don't really have "college" in sweden so to speak...

Lemon Curry?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 09, 2009, 04:37:19 PM
If Train "A" leaves the station at 8:15AM going 55MPH and Train "B" leave the station at 9:15AM going 100 MPH, does anyone on Train "C" really give a crap which arrives first?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 04:58:23 PM
My left brain knows there are people attending college now who were born in the 1990's, but my right brain finds this fact almost impossible to comprehend.

You're not alone in thinking that  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 09, 2009, 05:00:08 PM
Having been trounced today 6-4, 6-2 by someone I know I would have wiped the court with back in the day, my depressingly downward spiral of a tennis player marches on.

In fact the downward spiral goes something like this:

I know at age thirty I'm not as good as I used to be.

Because I know I'm not as good as I used to be, I play less often to avoid being confronted with that fact.

The less I play, the farther from my peak I slide.

Depressing cycle repeats. (Sigh.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 09, 2009, 05:03:14 PM
I hate widescreen!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 09, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
How can Oprah be the most powerful woman in the world? Can she "summon the army and navy for the purpose of defense of the realm" like the Queen can? And if the answer to that question is yes, then may I add, "Oprah, ma'am, your latest show was your best ever."?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 05:17:57 PM
Queen Elizabeth 2 owns 1/6 of the planet.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 09, 2009, 05:36:39 PM

Saucerman, When my ex was 16/17, she was sleeping with 50 year old men.  :bluesad: She (age 21 right now) left me for a 35 year old geek a week before my birthday, just 'cause he had a car.  :lookingup:

I should've seen it coming, as she did that type of crap to me all the time.

I ignored a lot of red flags in that relationship, but I seem to keep getting the last laugh...she dumped me for a drug dealer...then got the ugliest haircut in the world...now she's engaged to a 30 year old guy she probably met in a bar...and to top it all off, a week after she dumped me, I was in bed with her best friend  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 07:07:36 PM
I'm thinking I should buy a yellow suit like Dick Tracy.

But would I have the guts to wear it....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 07:13:13 PM
(http://www.exchangenet.net/collector-x/grafix/image-02.jpg)



 :buggedout:

I'm so jealous of that guys room...That room is my idea of heaven :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 09, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
For a minute there, I thought that was a box of Crunchberries cereal in the upper left hand corner, and got excited.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 09, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
For a minute there, I thought that was a box of Crunchberries cereal in the upper left hand corner, and got excited.

 :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 10, 2009, 01:54:50 AM
([url]http://www.exchangenet.net/collector-x/grafix/image-02.jpg[/url])
 :buggedout:

I'm so jealous of that guys room...That room is my idea of heaven :teddyr:


Anyone else find it weird he's obessing over a chick who was in her prime about the same year he was born?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on February 10, 2009, 09:41:17 AM
If Train "A" leaves the station at 8:15AM going 55MPH and Train "B" leave the station at 9:15AM going 100 MPH, does anyone on Train "C" really give a crap which arrives first?

I'm on train "C". Train "B" had an equipment breakdown, train "A" got stuck behind a drawbridge opening, and I've been stuck on train "C" behind both of them for 3 hours.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
If Paris Hilton gets destroyed she will only become more powerfull...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:46:17 PM
If a bear craps in the woods and no one is around, does it still stink?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 10, 2009, 12:51:23 PM
I'm addicted to Blue Diamond Almonds and all their wonderful varieties.  Only problem is I can probably buy real diamonds cheaper than these damn things.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 01:15:48 PM
I just bought something of Ebay and I got a letter from the seller.


In Dutch :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on February 10, 2009, 03:10:42 PM


I think my Principles Of Economics teacher was a sedative in a past life.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 04:15:33 PM
2 Girls
1 Cup
0 Dignity


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 10, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
"FIIIIIRRRREEEE!!!.....Smoke she is a riser"  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 11, 2009, 09:06:47 AM
My FrankenHooker DVD arrived as did my Strip Tease book YAY!!!! :teddyr:

...

But not my Elvira DVD  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 11, 2009, 09:30:51 AM
Tomorrow, February 12, marks the 200th birthdays of both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.  As a rookie-league Evolutionary Biologist and a Bachelor's-Degree-League Historian, I feel I should honor both of them.

I'm also going out to the bar tomorrow, as it is cheap-drinks night at the bar I frequent.

What should I be drinking?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on February 11, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
I like beer. And I like the in house-brewed beer that some places offer, like John Harvard's (http://www.johnharvards.com/index.shtml).

But it irritates the hell out of me when they try to write up the beer like it's wine ("fruity overtones") or try to tell me it makes a difference which beer I should take with which sandwich.

Heck, I don't even want to hear that stuff with wine. If I want wine, I want a glass of red or a glass of white. Usually red. And it doesn't matter what's for dinner. End of story.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 11, 2009, 10:34:11 AM
I don't quite get the phrase "drink the Kool-Aid" being used to mean, like, hey, you bought into that, now you're part of it. Given the origins of the reference, shouldn't it mean, you know, you did something and now you're...dead?  :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 11, 2009, 12:28:00 PM
"FIIIIIRRRREEEE!!!.....Smoke she is a riser"  :teddyr:
(bows his head in honor of The Cult's noble words)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 11, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
I've just eaten 40 mini gingerbread men!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 11, 2009, 03:33:54 PM
If the cats are trying to cover you up in the sandbox does that mean it's time to bathe?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 11, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
is it a slow day on the site...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 11, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
Ever noticed that the people who where clothes that scream "LOOK AT ME" get furious when you look at them.  Its kind of like the girls who dress scantly clad and get mad when you check them out.   


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 11, 2009, 10:35:32 PM
Ever noticed that the people who where clothes that scream "LOOK AT ME" get furious when you look at them.  Its kind of like the girls who dress scantly clad and get mad when you check them out.   
Sort of like saying "I'm not a hooker," while wearing a hooker's uniform.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 11, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
And sometimes they get mad if you don't look -- during the late summer/early autumn and mid-spring months at my campus, there will be lots and lots of female students laying around studying and tanning at the same time, very scantily clad.  I always walk by and pay them no heed, and I've heard them comment to one another, "He didn't look! What the hell?"


Which just goes to show, women are the undisputed masters of Orwellian Doublethink. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 12, 2009, 01:43:04 AM
Interesting story on the local news earlier...

Everybody knows that the internet has lead to an increase in child pornography...
But it's not just Dirty Old Men getting busted for it.

With today's technology, sexually active youth a better able to take naughty pictures of themselves, email them to their partner, who in turn forwards them to their friends, & so on & so forth... In essence, children are now able to produce & publish their own kiddie porn.

As a result, an increasing number of minors are getting arrested for possession of child pornography.

I dunno, I thought it was ironic.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 12, 2009, 12:29:15 PM
I wonder what Roy Walker is doing right now?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 12, 2009, 02:28:58 PM
I wonder what Roy Walker is doing right now?

He was on a Simon Mayo comedy panel show for Radio 4 about 2 months ago, and he's in the Churchill adverts.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 12, 2009, 03:19:10 PM
Why do the little moles keep coming back up when I whack them? You would think the would learn and get out of the game.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 12, 2009, 03:39:05 PM
I rather dislike it when my one of my wife's younger cousins hog the video games during holidays.  Its even more irritating that the kid doesn't know how to play them.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 13, 2009, 12:53:46 AM
So apparently I (a heavy set white guy of English descent) look darn good dressed as a Hindi woman.  Who knew?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 09:53:44 AM
Man, I love bad films!!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 13, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
So apparently I (a heavy set white guy of English descent) look darn good dressed as a Hindi woman.  Who knew?

You did.

Somehow, deep down inside your soul, you knew.

You always knew.

 :teddyr:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 02:56:25 PM
Who doesn't like a hug ?

I love hugs  :smile:


Hang on...

 :question:

I'm slowly turning into the campest straight bloke ever. AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! :buggedout:
I was watching Frankenhooker and I was thinking how nice her hair was...



Help.

 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 13, 2009, 03:06:24 PM
Some of the ladies at work are having a bake sale today.

I bought some cookies.

I just found what I believe is a cat hair in one.

Ugh.

The person who made said cookies is very easily upset and will have a mental fit if she finds out.

Should I tell anybody?




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 03:11:41 PM
Some of the ladies at work are having a bake sale today.

I bought some cookies.

I just found what I believe is a cat hair in one.

Ugh.

The person who made said cookies is very easily upset and will have a mental fit if she finds out.

Should I tell anybody?




Keep it to yourself. You're still alive. No harm done.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 13, 2009, 04:12:54 PM
I think a good idea would be replacing traditional beds with inflatable ones filled with helium. When you were done with them in the morning you could let them float to the ceiling, and hey, more floor space!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 04:22:05 PM
I think a good idea would be replacing traditional beds with inflatable ones filled with helium. When you were done with them in the morning you could let them float to the ceiling, and hey, more floor space!

You're operating on a whole different level to the rest of us... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 13, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
Fa, la-la-la, la-la-la, da DA!

Guess that tune!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 13, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
I saw a guy today in the Hallmark isle of Rite Aid  that I swear was the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 08:05:58 PM
To be a lesbian you need two qualities :

1. To be a woman
2. To find other women sexually attractive.


As number 2 applies to me, does that make me 50% lesbian ?

I'm having the above thought again.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 13, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
I saw a guy today in the Hallmark isle of Rite Aid  that I swear was the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult. 

Funny, I've run into a few guys who looked a bit like Jerry Garcia...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 13, 2009, 09:31:55 PM
After much thought and a few more hours of playing, I decided that Magna Carta: Tears of Blood is just not for me.  I texted a buddy of mine in Oklahoma and asked him if he wanted it.  The good thing is I got it for free, and I'll just be passing the buck along.  Hopefully, he'll enjoy it's mediocrity-forced-to-and-feel-epic atmosphere better than I did.  It's really not a bad game.  It's just, well... rather hackneyed. 

In other news, my copy of Monster in the Closet came in today, and I finally found a bank that would do a signature guarantee for me so I could close down my HSA account and get my $2200 back.  It's also official that US Bank are a bunch of bastards, and wish not to help their customers.  Boo!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 13, 2009, 10:49:44 PM
To be a lesbian you need two qualities :

1. To be a woman
2. To find other women sexually attractive.


As number 2 applies to me, does that make me 50% lesbian ?

I'm having the above thought again.

Yes, half of you is lesbian, , but the other half, since it isn't lesbian, is gay male. Kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 14, 2009, 02:17:13 PM
I bought Return of the Killer tomatoes. Although it's in region 2 I think I need a NSTC telly.  :bluesad:

But it might work. Fingers crossed.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 14, 2009, 06:20:50 PM
Ferngully is brilliant.

FACT!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 14, 2009, 06:24:44 PM
Never settle for anything that moves too slow  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 14, 2009, 06:31:16 PM
If JK Rowling can sue that kid who did the Harry Potter Lexicon, shouldn't the people who wrote the greek myths do the same to JK Rowling for ripping off a bunch their characters? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 14, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
Hot rocks and Hollywood, neon, New York. Whiskey, delta, alpha.....rock n' roll.... :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 15, 2009, 04:44:29 AM
After weeks of doing a little internet surfing and name dropping dinosaurs, ancient beasts, and extinct reptiles I'm coming up with a new list.

Things I should never f**k with. 

You know, megalodon, spinosaurus, leedsychthis...

Things I wouldn't want to meet in a well lit alley...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 15, 2009, 07:35:56 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else suspect that restaurants have a f**k em and forget em section they seat people in that insures poor service?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 15, 2009, 07:44:31 AM
"Nobody's Fault" IS listed on my Testament "New Order" LP as the last track on side 1, yet when I play the record......it's not there :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 15, 2009, 08:51:38 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else suspect that restaurants have a f**k em and forget em section they seat people in that insures poor service?
I get seated there quite frequently. Especially at the Olive Garden and Friendlys.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 15, 2009, 09:06:18 AM
I'm hungover for the first time in my life.

But I got a lot of good looking girls in sexy outfits to pose for my camera last night.

So I feel like the hangover's worth it. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: indianasmith on February 15, 2009, 09:23:03 AM
Having a hole in the seat of your waders can give your buttocks a cold. :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on February 15, 2009, 12:28:30 PM
The total amount of how much life sucks is directly related to the quality of the person you're sharing life with.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 15, 2009, 12:35:33 PM
The total amount of how much life sucks is directly related to the quality of the person you're sharing life with.

True  :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 15, 2009, 07:47:16 PM

Can't believe it, almost a decade of build up and we didn't even get a Drizzit/Catt-brie bedroom scene at the end of the Hunter's Blade series... It's just like, "Oh, we're a couple now!" And I'm like, "Huh?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 15, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
Is Dustin Hoffman all that.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on February 16, 2009, 07:07:04 AM
French movies are getting weirder.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 16, 2009, 11:50:07 AM
I've been talking to a weirdo on the internet. :buggedout:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 16, 2009, 11:52:50 AM
Having a hole in the seat of your waders can give your buttocks a cold. :buggedout:

Similarly, if your dogs go swimming in frigid water they can get 'Cold Tail Syndrome'.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 16, 2009, 11:56:50 AM
Three day weekend my @ss.  I've been working every day of it.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 16, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 16, 2009, 01:03:03 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco  :bluesad:

Tell me more...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 16, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco  :bluesad:

Tell me more...

I saw someone I hate and punched them out.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 16, 2009, 01:08:28 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco  :bluesad:

Tell me more...

I saw someone I hate and punched them out.

Seriously...?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 16, 2009, 01:31:16 PM
Pinky and the Brain,
Pinky and the Brain,
One is a genius,
The other's insane. . . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 16, 2009, 05:21:37 PM
I'm angry, and I don't know why.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 16, 2009, 07:29:12 PM
ghouck's photo makes me think of a cooler, younger, Donald Sutherland.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 16, 2009, 07:57:31 PM
For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 17, 2009, 12:28:56 AM
Why would I want count how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 17, 2009, 01:19:28 PM
An Elvira comic that as been safe and sound in a comic shop for 21 years, I managed to damage within 48hrs. of ownership.

 :bluesad:

Plus...

My comic book shelf fell and now hundreds of pounds worth of comics have been damaged.

Not my day.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 17, 2009, 01:37:02 PM
Finally in a long time...the dentist said to me "no cavities".  They did mention early gum disease but even that didn't upset me.   :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 17, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
When you're donating plasma, it's not comforting to hear the nurse say, "Uh-oh!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 17, 2009, 03:07:57 PM
The last time I donated blood, I asked the nurse, who was about to stick the needle in me, if she was any good at it. I have veins that are apparently hard to hit. She got all offended as if I didn't have the right to ask. After all, I was doing THEM a favor, the last thing I want is some noob butchering my veins. She said "Do you think they would let me do this if I wasn't any good at it"? All over the world, everywhere I go, I see people doing things they are obviously not qualified to do in some way, so yes, they would, but I didn't tell her that.

So, after 10 minutes of her trying to hit a vein, she called over someone that was obviously better at it, who hit it on the first try.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 17, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.

Wow.  Let us know how that works out!

Gotta be careful in some classes, lot of professors in colleges don't like students who have differing opinions...  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 17, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
The professor for this class won't actually tell us her opinions on anything, because she doesn't want to color our opinions, and we had some fantastic (and delightfully venomous) discussion of this article today in class.  I actually almost got the professor to do a spit-take, when I commented, "Well, if I'm going to be part of the White Male Patriarchic Hegemony, I want to at least reap the benefits of it...Where's *my* share of the power?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 17, 2009, 10:34:47 PM
This is one of my LJ icons, and I think it's an awesome picture.

Don't you?

(http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/78934814/8747221)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 17, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
Why do the smiley icons always look like they are plotting something?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 18, 2009, 07:16:48 AM
My DVD arrived and it doesn't work!!!!! :hatred:

Yet, I still gave the guy good feedback because I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

I'm such a sap.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 19, 2009, 02:49:39 PM
Because it's red nose day on Friday 13th of March, I can go into work as a clown!   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 19, 2009, 08:22:07 PM
Read in interesting quote at MJ Simpson.co.uk:

Quote
They pump out these films which meet a minimum quality threshold and as long as they do indeed meet that threshold there’s little incentive to make them better. At this level of production and based on this marketing model, I can’t imagine that extra money invested would be proportionately rewarded by extra income.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 20, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
Utter genius...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3UtG9OEXT4&feature=related


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 20, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
The last time I donated blood, I asked the nurse, who was about to stick the needle in me, if she was any good at it. I have veins that are apparently hard to hit. She got all offended as if I didn't have the right to ask. After all, I was doing THEM a favor, the last thing I want is some noob butchering my veins. She said "Do you think they would let me do this if I wasn't any good at it"? All over the world, everywhere I go, I see people doing things they are obviously not qualified to do in some way, so yes, they would, but I didn't tell her that.

So, after 10 minutes of her trying to hit a vein, she called over someone that was obviously better at it, who hit it on the first try.

That's why they should hire heroin addicts to work these things.  Heroin addicts would hit that vein first try, every time. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 20, 2009, 12:33:23 PM
That's why they should hire heroin addicts to work these things.  Heroin addicts would hit that vein first try, every time. 
That is so true. ROFL


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 20, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 20, 2009, 03:08:35 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?
You forgot bare.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 20, 2009, 03:15:23 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?
You forgot bare.

Dang!  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 20, 2009, 03:32:24 PM
Are the Power Rangers the campest superheroes ever...
Or is it Spider-Man

I really don't like it when people change their pic'.

My V shaped bat will always remain !!!

Those 118 118 adds are driving me nuts!!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 20, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
I hate it when people give the initials of a movie, like NOES or TCM or NOTC or ITMOM.  Somebody should slap those people.

I think computers should come equipped with a program that detects that text messaging style of writing.  One too many "how r u?" 's and it should just disconnect from the internet for a period of 24 hours or something.  It would make the world a better place.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 20, 2009, 05:50:11 PM
Where would be the most troubling place to see a hundred thousand fat people doing The Bunny Hop?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 20, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
Where would be the most troubling place to see a hundred thousand fat people doing The Bunny Hop?

From below.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 21, 2009, 02:11:38 AM
I've been talking to a weirdo on the internet. :buggedout:



So have we, , guess who the weirdo is. . . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 21, 2009, 09:43:34 AM
I've been talking to a weirdo on the internet. :buggedout:



So have we, , guess who the weirdo is. . . .

Kinda set myself up for that... :wink:

There need to be a directors cut of The Avengers. It wouldn't make the film great, but it would improve it.

Clearly stuff is missing!!!
It's so frustrating, why do studios do it?!?!?!?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 21, 2009, 02:48:32 PM
So a complete stranger told me I'm a sexual predator today.

She saw the Venus of Willendorf pendant I wear, and asked about it.  I explained that I wear it for a couple reasons -- I like the image, I'm strongly opposed to weight-based discrimination, and I think curvy, voluptuous women are attractive.

That last one set her off.  According to her, "fat girls" all have terrible self-esteem, and by favoring them, I'm preying on them by falsely flattering them so they'll have sex with me. 

Stupid skinny b***h. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Andrew on February 21, 2009, 02:50:46 PM
Stupid skinny b***h. 

Well, at least I know that you weren't talking to my oldest sister.  'Cause she is huge.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 21, 2009, 02:53:40 PM
So a complete stranger told me I'm a sexual predator today.

She saw the Venus of Willendorf pendant I wear, and asked about it.  I explained that I wear it for a couple reasons -- I like the image, I'm strongly opposed to weight-based discrimination, and I think curvy, voluptuous women are attractive.

That last one set her off.  According to her, "fat girls" all have terrible self-esteem, and by favoring them, I'm preying on them by falsely flattering them so they'll have sex with me. 

Stupid skinny b***h. 
Perhaps you should have said "go eat a cheeseburger".  I'm with you on the curvy woman front.  Once again though, curves...not shapes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 21, 2009, 02:58:33 PM
I just went for beer at the store. I didn't get ID'd for once, but I still felt really uneasy, even though I'm nearly 23 and my passport on me  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 21, 2009, 03:19:05 PM
I just went for beer at the store. I didn't get ID'd for once, but I still felt really uneasy, even though I'm nearly 23 and my passport on me  :question:

You carry a passport with you???
I always carry my Drivers License (provisional, haven't passed yet ) as it's less valuable.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 21, 2009, 03:24:26 PM
I just went for beer at the store. I didn't get ID'd for once, but I still felt really uneasy, even though I'm nearly 23 and my passport on me  :question:

You carry a passport with you???
I always carry my Drivers License (provisional, haven't passed yet ) as it's less valuable.

My passport pic looks more like me now. My provisional has a pic from 3 years ago, when I had platinum blonde bangs.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 21, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
I just went for beer at the store. I didn't get ID'd for once, but I still felt really uneasy, even though I'm nearly 23 and my passport on me  :question:

You carry a passport with you???
I always carry my Drivers License (provisional, haven't passed yet ) as it's less valuable.

My passport pic looks more like me now. My provisional has a pic from 3 years ago, when I had platinum blonde bangs.  :teddyr:

I had to use my ID to buy a Harry Potter film last year!!!

People who work at Morrisons are morons...I hope I do look older than 12!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 21, 2009, 04:32:35 PM
"School is hell, love is heaven, we're the class of '97!!!"

Sorry, hadn't said that in about ten years and thought it was due.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 21, 2009, 04:34:16 PM
I have viewed several episodes and I simply can't figure out what Yo Gabba Gabba is all about.   :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 21, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
Ouchy!  :bluesad: I just sprayed hairspray into my left eyeball!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 21, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 21, 2009, 11:36:21 PM
Why is it I always feel the need to organize/clean my apartment at the same time I SHOULD be getting ready for work? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 22, 2009, 10:04:05 AM
I hate WB for taking nearly an hour out of The Avengers!!!!
I needed that hour!!!
That was the stuff that had the plot in!

 :hatred:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 22, 2009, 10:08:41 AM
I really should have bought more food... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 22, 2009, 10:16:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzOZQSZ9yI&feature=related

*Sigh*

Americans just don't get it...

I hate test audiences!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CaptnTripps on February 22, 2009, 12:32:00 PM
I should be asleep right now. What am I doing? grr


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 22, 2009, 07:57:04 PM
MUST.BUY. THIS...

(http://amoktime.com/images/additional/893364002618-2.jpg)

*Doggett starts to get giddy and collapses*

Yeah, she does kinda look like a drag queen but compared to the others...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 22, 2009, 08:55:12 PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzOZQSZ9yI&feature=related[/url]

*Sigh*

Americans just don't get it...

I hate test audiences!!!


If you're going to make a point, at least put up a video that works and get to the point. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 22, 2009, 08:56:00 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYsKo0byArQ&feature=related[/url]
*Sigh*

Americans just don't get it...

I hate test audiences!!!


If you're going to make a point, at least put up a video that works. . 


Good point  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 22, 2009, 10:15:12 PM
OK, now tell me what it is that you say I "Don't get". . . :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 22, 2009, 10:39:03 PM
My neighbor is a nice guy but has a fascination with buying bargain table items,  mainly food.  Over the weekend I inherited 8 can of Pringles that he bought for 45 cents each.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 23, 2009, 04:01:08 AM
Ouchy!  :bluesad: I just sprayed hairspray into my left eyeball!

Don't do that.


Random creepy thought for the night.

Somewhere in the deepest depths of the ocean is a gigantic squid bigger than your current domicile.

And it's thinking about you.

Good night everyone.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 23, 2009, 05:13:18 AM
Underpants Gnomes are not a myth, they just assume to form of cats when you are around.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 10:12:19 AM
OK, now tell me what it is that you say I "Don't get". . . :lookingup:

I've completey forgotton.
I was very angry at US test audiences and WB when I wrote that.

The anger has subsided a little.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 23, 2009, 12:22:29 PM
Ah, a black coffee after a hard day's work.....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 04:53:32 PM
April O'Neil was hot in that yellow outfit.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 05:21:11 PM
Captain Hook and his crew get kidnapped to Neverland where he then gets deformed and taunted by a child.
I can't blame him for being tetchy.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 23, 2009, 05:55:13 PM
Ouchy!  :bluesad: I just sprayed hairspray into my left eyeball!

Do the other so you don't feel out of balance. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 23, 2009, 10:57:08 PM
I'm going back to Savannah, GA next month to explore the possibility of moving there.
Boy, it sure would be nice to live near the ocean again.


Plus, that's where this shop is located:

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Raffine_Galerie.jpg)

 :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 23, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Saturday, March 7th, I will be taking my first Civil Service Exam. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on February 24, 2009, 08:04:56 AM
Ever noticed how much everything sucks when you got the flu?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
I had the worst night sleep ever. :thumbdown: :thumbdown:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on February 24, 2009, 11:09:57 AM
Ever noticed how much everything sucks when you got the flu?

When I have a head cold I often ponder a similar question: why do full sinuses make it hard to think? It's not your brain that's affected, just some tubes in the front of your face. It's not a high level of pain. So why do head colds make us so miserable and make it so hard to function?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 24, 2009, 11:12:08 AM
With a name like "Death Cab for Cutie", I would've assumed they were a heavy metal band.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 24, 2009, 12:11:30 PM
Does Sharon Osbourne actually like metal?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 24, 2009, 12:50:48 PM
Does Sharon Osbourne actually like metal?
I wonder the same thing about Gene Simmons. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 24, 2009, 01:12:28 PM
I'm starting to think those ads for turbo tax would make a really funny zombie movie.

UnDead Presidents, sharing their wisdom in return for your brain...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 24, 2009, 01:50:31 PM
I had a nightmare last night. This huge fat clown with a white face and big red fake lips was cackling insanely, chasing me in the woods, trying to hit me with a rag doll soaked in gasoline. I kept trying to run but it was muddy and I wasn't getting anywhere. In retrospect I don't think the clown was exactly makin' tracks either but still a scary, scary dream. Hmm, maybe there was angel dust in that Taco Bell I had.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 02:00:07 PM
I had a nightmare last night. This huge fat clown with a white face and big red fake lips was cackling insanely, chasing me in the woods, trying to hit me with a rag doll soaked in gasoline. I kept trying to run but it was muddy and I wasn't getting anywhere. In retrospect I don't think the clown was exactly makin' tracks either but still a scary, scary dream. Hmm, maybe there was angel dust in that Taco Bell I had.

Circus is up to his old tricks again... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 24, 2009, 02:00:38 PM
I had a dream last night where I was chasing this woman throug the woods, an trying to hit her with a rag doll soaked in gasoline..... :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 03:24:04 PM
Nostagic thoughts...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFaahwwzhw4&feature=related


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 24, 2009, 03:31:19 PM
I had a nightmare last night. This huge fat clown with a white face and big red fake lips was cackling insanely, chasing me in the woods, trying to hit me with a rag doll soaked in gasoline. I kept trying to run but it was muddy and I wasn't getting anywhere. In retrospect I don't think the clown was exactly makin' tracks either but still a scary, scary dream. Hmm, maybe there was angel dust in that Taco Bell I had.

I also had Taco Bell yesterday.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 24, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...

Jade isn't a character, she's a real woman who recently discovered she has cancer and only has a few weeks to live. And because of this "the press" has decided to treat her like a saint. I didn't like her when she was healthy and now that she's dying my opinion still hasn't changed. She's famous for being a reality TV star.
That's it.
It's not like she invented a time machine or created a decent tasting diet cola drink.

Everyone is gonna die, I don't expect people to change their opinions of me just because I'm gonna drop...
Which, hopefully, is a long time from now!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 24, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
It's still sad she's dying and has a couple years left before she even hits 30. People are just letting her know how much they like her and such while they still have a chance.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 24, 2009, 04:41:00 PM
I think my most recent ex girlfriend is regretting ending the relationship and might want to get back together with me, but is afraid to say so.  Which is fine by me, as I have no intention of getting back together with her (I recognize that the factors that led to the relationship ending are not going to change any time soon).  I miss her, but I recognize that it just wasn't meant to be. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 24, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
I'm hanging out at the library while my son is doing puzzles.  For once in a long time I feel completely at peace.  I think its the absolute quiet of this room.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 24, 2009, 08:11:45 PM
I went to a Lonestar Steakhouse recently. I made my order and they asked me if I wanted to "Texas Size" my order. I said "No, I'm not on a diet". They looked confused. (This was here in Alaska)



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on February 24, 2009, 10:50:18 PM
Here's the perfect gift for that someone special to immortalize your own love story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIMeTMfbHk

That's assuming your love story involves spinning around in a teacup, walking around in very tight jeans, and getting shot in the ass with arrows.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 25, 2009, 07:58:49 AM
For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.


Got the response paper returned to me yesterday.  I got an A+ on it, and the professor's comments on my insightfulness and well-thought-out response, although she cautioned that I should try to see the Feminazi viewpoint as well. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 25, 2009, 10:31:27 AM
Circus' new pic is really creepin' me out...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 25, 2009, 10:55:41 AM
How many people have watched Species for the actual plot.

In fact, how did Species get any sequels? Let alone three of 'em ?



Moral of the story:

Never underestimate how desperate men are to watch a hot chick take her top off...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 25, 2009, 02:04:46 PM
I'm having spaghetti tonight, it's one of my favorite meals.  Just wish my car was working so I could buy some garlic bread to go with it.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 25, 2009, 02:22:05 PM
Work was surprisingly easy today, an only felt like I was there about 4-5 hours. YAY! Thursday tomorrow and then payday beckons... :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 25, 2009, 02:35:20 PM
With a name like "Death Cab for Cutie", I would've assumed they were a heavy metal band.

Then again, "I Will Possess Your Heart" does sound lyrically unnerving...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 25, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
With a name like "Death Cab for Cutie", I would've assumed they were a heavy metal band.


Then again, "I Will Possess Your Heart" does sound lyrically unnerving...


I bet these guys talk about exoticism of the 19th century over a $tarbuck$ cappuccino...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9rmXTxaFV8A/SAtaWDtDpSI/AAAAAAAAAgI/bs_Q_BrL8TE/s400/death-cab.jpg)

Rock on.... :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 25, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
I have to stop watching those 90's flashback videos that people make.

Man, I'm feelin' old  :bluesad:



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 25, 2009, 07:55:30 PM
You wouldn't get Bale doing this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhNT2_bHs8&feature=related

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CaptnTripps on February 26, 2009, 04:55:11 AM
Batman a go-go


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 26, 2009, 09:23:59 AM
I keep getting junk mail from some congressman, telling me that he's responsible for insuring 11 million children.  The election is over, and the whole point of this thing seems to be that I'm supposed to

Quote
"Call Congressman Walz today at [phone number].  Tell him thanks for insuring our kids..."

Good god.  Even if he did this with his own money, it would still be revoltingly egotistical to send a letter to millions of people announcing the fact.  Of course, he didn't pay for it, the taxpayers did. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 26, 2009, 12:43:58 PM
"The college girls on the bus go: like, like, like....all day long!"

"Circus on the bus goes: yuk, yuk yuk......"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 26, 2009, 02:48:25 PM
This just in: Hollywood to remake everything.  Yes, everything.  I came across this list, and even though it doesn't post a reference I was able to find most of the movies on it on IMDb.  Of course, that doesn't mean anything.  IMDb has been known to post erroneous information before, particularly I remember their casting posted for Spider-Man 3 a while back.  Duane Johnson as Venom indeed!  But I digress...

http://jamesentertainmentedge.blogspot.com/2009/01/horror-movie-remake-list.html

Some of these movies I call bulls**t on, particularly Humongous.  Humongous was such a genre exercise that you really don't need to remake it.  I mean, it's practically like Anthropophagus, or The Prey, or The Cavern.  It has a very similar concept, and remaking it wouldn't make much sense, especially since it seems doing so would be putting too much effort in a man-mistaken-for-monster body count film. 

One movie I didn't see on this list that is also confirmed: The Host.  You all probably know my stance on this remake, as I've given my heavy-handed speech against it more than once.  Of course, this means I just won't watch it.  Plain as that.

I also did some research on the Don't Be Afraid of the Dark remake, and I found that Guillermo del Toro is on board for this one.  Not as a director, sadly, but as a producer, which is just as good for me.  I love del Toro's movies, except Blade 2, and I think he would add just the right touch to a remake of this film.  The only thing about it that makes me wonder, though, is why remake a made for TV movie? 

I guess this is a sign of things to come.  We can probably expect to see these movies and others that we've seen come in the last decade as remakes in the late 2020's and the 2030's.  That's when we'll see remakes for Saw, Cloverfield, another Host remake, Godzilla 40-something, James Bond 40-something, and maybe Hollywood will begin a craze of Sci Fi Channel originals remakes.  Attack of the Griffin, and Minotaur, and Mammoth.  Hell, they'll even do a Kraken remake.  Why not? 

I'm not against remakes, really.  I'm about 50/50 on them.  If I see one I don't like, I just don't watch it.  At the same time, though, I want to see something new.  Sure, even the new stuff is just a re-adaptation of the older stuff, but really it's all in how you arrange your plot devices.  I want to see some new arrangements.  The other thing is that I don't want Hollywood to turn every old school horror movie from Dracula to Tourist Trap into some lame, hip, PG-13, diet horror crapfest.  I know they've done some that were actually good, solid R-ratings, but remaking an R-rated movie with a PG-13 rating just seems silly.  That's even with the realization that not all R-rated horror flicks are good.  Just the same, many of the PG-13 ones just feel so badly nerfed that they had to pad them out with cliches. 

Bah, I'll get off my soap box.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on February 26, 2009, 02:51:25 PM
With a name like "Death Cab for Cutie", I would've assumed they were a heavy metal band.


Then again, "I Will Possess Your Heart" does sound lyrically unnerving...


I bet these guys talk about exoticism of the 19th century over a $tarbuck$ cappuccino...

([url]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9rmXTxaFV8A/SAtaWDtDpSI/AAAAAAAAAgI/bs_Q_BrL8TE/s400/death-cab.jpg[/url])

Rock on.... :lookingup:


Isn't "Death Cab For Cutie" the title of a song by Sixties group The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 26, 2009, 02:57:16 PM
http://jamesentertainmentedge.blogspot.com/2009/01/horror-movie-remake-list.html (http://jamesentertainmentedge.blogspot.com/2009/01/horror-movie-remake-list.html)

I'm not convinced that all these will be remade.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 26, 2009, 03:01:55 PM
My manager called me "dude" today  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 26, 2009, 04:20:51 PM
Sammy Hagar lies...there is more than one way to rock. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 26, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
Sammy Hagar lies...there is more than one way to rock. 

"I can't drive 55", because I don't have a licence... :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 27, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
He also said tequila tastes good. The man just can't be trusted.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 27, 2009, 12:15:37 AM
He also said tequila tastes good. The man just can't be trusted.

But it DOES, , plus, , it's good for the soul!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 27, 2009, 06:53:06 AM
He also said tequila tastes good. The man just can't be trusted.

By the time I've gotten to the tequila, it all tastes like water anyways. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 27, 2009, 07:59:50 AM
I don't think I've ever had tequila.  If I did, I don't remember.  Southern Comfort - now that tastes good.  100 proof liquor that tastes good - now that's a dangerous combination.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on February 27, 2009, 12:23:14 PM
ghouck's probably right about tequila being good for the soul. Anything that tastes that bad has to be good for you.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 27, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
I particularly like it in a shot glass that's rimmed with instant lemonade mix. It's YUMMY!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 27, 2009, 12:59:52 PM
I'm ok with tequilla once and awhile.  I like keeping the contents of my stomach going the right way so I don't over do it. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 27, 2009, 01:21:35 PM
I have a habit of signing up to dead forums. :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 27, 2009, 02:27:10 PM
not too offend anyones political sensibilities, but I am certainly glad hillary rodham Clinton wasn't elected president.  I don't know what her exact policies on the economic crisis would be but my guess is it would be hugely communistic and involve seeing her face all the time.

has anyone seen 24 this year?  there is a hillary look alike as commander in chief and she is scarier then the terrorist guys


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 27, 2009, 02:39:45 PM
I'm a leftie and I don't like H. Clinton.

She scares me...I also think she eats small children alive, whereas Palin would just shoot 'em and use their corpses as decoration. :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 27, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
Jeff Goldblum is the same in every film he's in. FACT.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 27, 2009, 03:04:51 PM
Has anyone here seen GWAR:Phallus In Wonderland :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 27, 2009, 06:36:42 PM
I really don't like Bono. :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on February 27, 2009, 08:15:07 PM
I watched about one minute of The View the other day.  I'd really like to shove all those people down an incinerator.  And the studio audience too.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 27, 2009, 08:16:32 PM
I recently asked the world to dance and I'm dancing with myself.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 27, 2009, 10:06:29 PM
Drunk again, power ballads.... :drink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 28, 2009, 06:29:34 AM
Has anyone here seen GWAR:Phallus In Wonderland :question:

I actually got it for Christmas.  It's great!

 :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 28, 2009, 10:00:42 AM
jack-  daytime tv is a cesspool


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 01:10:31 PM
Crash Team Racing is alot better 10 years later, played with your best friend whilst drunk on cider.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on February 28, 2009, 01:59:27 PM
I love it when I find evidence in support of my thesis. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on February 28, 2009, 06:00:19 PM
a sandwitch, a cup of soup and "the brain that wouldn't die" is a perfect way to end the day  :cheers:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 06:16:44 PM
My son turned three today...I feel a bit old. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 06:20:51 PM
My son turned three today...I feel a bit old. 

Aww, tell him uncle Circus said happy birthday... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 06:29:52 PM
He's afraid of Uncle Circus...   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
He's afraid of Uncle Circus...   :bouncegiggle:

That's very wise...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 06:34:37 PM
In all honesty thanks for the good birthday wish.  He had a good day...cake, ice cream...more presents to litter my house with...I'm surrounded by toys.   


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
In all honesty thanks for the good birthday wish.  He had a good day...cake, ice cream...more presents to litter my house with...I'm surrounded by toys.   

Ahh, yeah. I remember the good 'ol days, being really young and having tons and tons of toys filling the front room on my birthday. I think I was about 7/8 when my dad got me a truck load of Marvel toys, it was brilliant!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 28, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
He's afraid of Uncle Circus...   :bouncegiggle:

We're all afraid of uncle Circus  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 07:26:28 PM
He's afraid of Uncle Circus...   :bouncegiggle:


We're all afraid of uncle Circus  :bluesad:

I think everyone on this board owes him one karma point for this picture alone...
(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/backto86_bucket/P1070005.jpg)
(originally posted in the What Do B-Filmer's Look Like thread)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 28, 2009, 07:31:39 PM
Here's a photo of someone who has just seen a naked chick for the first time  :wink:

(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/backto86_bucket/P1070005.jpg)

....while dressed as a clown...huh!?!?!....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 07:35:11 PM
That pic rules for a few reasons.  Circus didn't opt for the afro wig, rather the 80s mullet style clown wig.  Secondly, as Doggett pointed out, he looks so happy.  Almost as if the very fabric of his life had been woven. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on February 28, 2009, 07:36:58 PM
That pic rules for a few reasons.  Circus didn't opt for the afro wig, rather the 80s mullet style clown wig.  Secondly, as Doggett pointed out, he looks so happy.  Almost as if the very fabric of his life had been woven. 

He is a very happy chap.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 07:39:56 PM
That pic rules for a few reasons.  Circus didn't opt for the afro wig, rather the 80s mullet style clown wig.  Secondly, as Doggett pointed out, he looks so happy.  Almost as if the very fabric of his life had been woven. 


He is a very happy chap.  :teddyr:
Yes but I truly feel his lifelong dream of being a clown was fullfilled at that very moment and it was captured on film.  Circus, is this true?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 07:42:18 PM
That pic rules for a few reasons.  Circus didn't opt for the afro wig, rather the 80s mullet style clown wig.  Secondly, as Doggett pointed out, he looks so happy.  Almost as if the very fabric of his life had been woven. 


He is a very happy chap.  :teddyr:
Yes but I truly feel his lifelong dream of being a clown was fullfilled at that very moment and it was captured on film.  Circus, is this true?

Yeah, pretty much.  :teddyr: I got that wig for £2! It's awesome, it's synthetic with glitter in. I also got a stripey jumpsuit that came today. My friend took some crazy snaps last night, when I was drunk on cider.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 28, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
In all honesty thanks for the good birthday wish.  He had a good day...cake, ice cream...more presents to litter my house with...I'm surrounded by toys.   

I've said it before and I'll say it again, one thing I've learned from my nieces and nephews is when you're young and cute EVERYONE wants to buy you crap for your birthday.  When you get older it's like, even if you throw a party, the guests are like, "Hey, Mike, I brought you this!"

"Oh, boy!  A road map... of Illinois."

"Yeah, I thought you could use one."

"Ahhh, thanks."  (pause)  "You got this out of the glove box of your car on the way over here, didn't you?"

"No man, of course not!  Oh, I also got you a tire pressure gauge!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on February 28, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
Dammit, we had spring like weather just a day or two ago, and now it's starting to freaking snow a little bit.

(sigh)

Gotta love Southern Illinois.  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 28, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
We have a bunch of snow falling and I CAN'T GET MY F-ING SLED RUNNING RIGHT.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 28, 2009, 09:49:45 PM
Me & The DarkSider are dangerously close to going to NY and talkin' 'bout Jimmy Choos over coffee.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 28, 2009, 10:27:20 PM
Me & The DarkSider are dangerously close to going to NY and talkin' 'bout Jimmy Choos over coffee.  :teddyr:
Only if I can be Samantha. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on February 28, 2009, 10:43:01 PM
I can't stop saying "Dancing is FORBIDDEN" at random times.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 01, 2009, 06:50:14 AM
Aww, I can hear Kip Winger's backing vocals on "Teenage Frankenstein"  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 01, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
Much as I hate to admit it, I'm apparently turning into a mature, rational, responsible individual. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 01, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
Then stay away from me, it might be contagious and I don't want to catch it. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 01, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
Emma Peel.


Cool.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 01, 2009, 12:59:09 PM
Life is killing me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 01, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
Life is killing me.

It is the number one cause of death...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 01, 2009, 03:09:04 PM
I think "Fairly Oddparents" is one of the funniest shows on TV these days.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 01, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
Ice melts at 32 F (0 C). It drives me nuts watching people kill themselves trying to scrape ice off their windshields when all they have to do is turn on the freaking engine and let the defroster run for a minute. The car doesn't have to get warm, just warmer than 32 F.

Another tip from the frozen north (where I grew up, not where I live now): Even if the temperature is below freezing, sunlight often throws enough heat onto sidewalks to melt a layer of water under the ice. If you've got ice to clear and it's a sunny day, take advantage of the sunlight, it'll be a lot easier. Ice below 20 degrees seems to be a substance harder than concrete.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 01, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Ice melts at 32 F (0 C). It drives me nuts watching people kill themselves trying to scrape ice off their windshields when all they have to do is turn on the freaking engine and let the defroster run for a minute. The car doesn't have to get warm, just warmer than 32 F.

Another tip from the frozen north (where I grew up, not where I live now): Even if the temperature is below freezing, sunlight often throws enough heat onto sidewalks to melt a layer of water under the ice. If you've got ice to clear and it's a sunny day, take advantage of the sunlight, it'll be a lot easier. Ice below 20 degrees seems to be a substance harder than concrete.


While we're on the subject; How do you get ice off a radio tower?
WRIR's transmitter blew out a couple of weeks ago due to ice build up.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 01, 2009, 07:38:44 PM
Is the Weird Science TV programme any good ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 01, 2009, 07:59:28 PM
While we're on the subject; How do you get ice off a radio tower?
WRIR's transmitter blew out a couple of weeks ago due to ice build up.

Easy, crank up the power. Run at 50 million watts for a couple hours, that ought to do it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 01, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
One of the guys I live with just got busted for marijuana usage, and I'm hoping he gets thrown out of school.  Dirty bastitch never flushes the toilet and walks around the suite in nothing but a towel.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 02, 2009, 12:39:52 PM
Boooooorrriiinngg....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 02, 2009, 12:48:41 PM
Boooooorrriiinngg....
I remember when they used to shout this at wrestling matches.  Ahhh fond memories...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 02, 2009, 01:06:25 PM
I like The Fly II.

So there !


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 02, 2009, 01:25:28 PM
Want to get a weird reaction from someone, use the words "leitmotif" and "dude" in the same sentence.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 02, 2009, 06:51:23 PM
I heard they are gonna redesign the interior of the TARDIS.

NNNNOOOOO :buggedout: !!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 03, 2009, 01:27:13 AM
Every time I want to apply for a job "MUST HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE" rears it's ugly head!!!!!!!

 :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 03, 2009, 02:33:57 AM
Snowed here for the first time in a couple of years.

I need a better shovel... and, uh, one of those, uh things... But folks in these parts only think about it once a year... You know what I mean.

I wish I could afford a Rokon. That would be cool. Especially if they were street legal.
But if that were the case, I could probably afford the kind of shovel that I'm never going to need.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 03, 2009, 11:11:51 AM
Every time I want to apply for a job "MUST HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE" rears it's ugly head!!!!!!!

 :hatred:

You often see ads for programmers that read "Wanted: Senior programmer, must have 5-7 years experience in [product that's only been out 1 year]".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 03, 2009, 12:07:48 PM
Damn rain won't stop its damn raining.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 03, 2009, 12:58:58 PM
Damn rain won't stop its damn raining.  :bluesad:

I love the rain  :teddyr:

JJ80 is the guardian of the Bad Movies Picture War and The Neverending Story.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2009, 06:14:35 PM
Well my week is made, Elizabeth Dushku is on the cover of Maxim.   :drink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2009, 06:15:31 PM
JJ80 is the guardian of the Bad Movies Picture War and The Neverending Story.
Yeah, that fits actually.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 03, 2009, 06:32:31 PM
I'm starting to think what I'm looking for in life isn't so much a relationship as someone to watch B-movies with.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 03, 2009, 06:34:44 PM
It's actually snowing outside!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 03, 2009, 06:54:45 PM
I can't stop saying "Dancing is FORBIDDEN" at random times.

Awesome!  I actually GET that reference!  :)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 04, 2009, 09:05:05 AM
I still can't get over the fact that my loving family gave me three pairs of pants for Christmas.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 04, 2009, 09:17:20 AM
Never stick Mr. Happy in a lamp socket and turn it on.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 04, 2009, 10:00:09 AM
I still can't get over the fact that my loving family gave me three pairs of pants for Christmas.

Do they at least fit? My loving family gave me two pairs of pants and two shirts, all of which are AT LEAST a size bigger than what I actually wear.  Gee, thanks Mom.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 04, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
Yeah, they fit.  When the wife and kids took five minutes out of their two week shopping spree to pick something out for me, they at least got the right size.  Their generosity overwhelms me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 04, 2009, 03:22:31 PM
I think my toilet has a Ghoulie in it.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 04, 2009, 03:29:38 PM
I think my toilet has a Ghoulie in it.  :bluesad:

Eeew.... :thumbdown:

Keep it to yourself, mate


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 04, 2009, 03:44:44 PM
I need new speaker for the computer  :bluesad:
The cackling is getting on my nerves. :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 04, 2009, 03:54:21 PM
I think my toilet has a Ghoulie in it.  :bluesad:
Well get a coat hanger and break it up.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 04, 2009, 08:25:35 PM

Come to think of it, why DIDN'T they just have the eagles FLY them to Mordor?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 04, 2009, 09:31:37 PM
Bert isn't gay but I think Ernie is. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 06, 2009, 06:47:53 AM
I remembered an old conversation with an ex-girlfriend before we dated. 

Her: What did you do today?

Me: Oh, went to Auntie's Bookstore.  Bought a nonfiction book called The Chinese Dynasties

Her: Oh, wow.  What's that about?

...

Yeah, I pounded my head on the desk, too. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 06, 2009, 07:31:02 AM
Why do some people think that the smoke detector is the key timer to knowing when dinner is ready?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 06, 2009, 11:05:52 AM
Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 06, 2009, 12:19:35 PM
Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.


I never even heard of her till I heard someone talking about this site:

http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/

I'm still mad at John Belushi for self-destructing. Hell, at Jim Morrison too.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 06, 2009, 12:23:43 PM
I like coffee I like tea...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 06, 2009, 12:50:27 PM
Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.


I never even heard of her till I heard someone talking about this site:

[url]http://www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com/[/url]

I'm still mad at John Belushi for self-destructing. Hell, at Jim Morrison too.



That site's hilarious!

Quote
She simply looks like a cat’s a$$hole before it’s been dewormed.


Even a pool to guess the day she'll die, and win an iPod.  I suppose some people would think that's wrong, but not me  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 06, 2009, 02:08:51 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 06, 2009, 02:10:32 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

The Icelandic government has gone down the toilet...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 06, 2009, 02:18:39 PM
Why are Tokyo Blade albums so darn expensive?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 06, 2009, 02:27:56 PM
Amy Winehouse is a complete mess.

Due to level of her substance abuse, junkies can now inject Amy into their veins...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 06, 2009, 03:07:22 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

They are here, plus a hiring freeze so anyone that quits or retires causes a position to disappear.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: CaptnTripps on March 06, 2009, 03:16:50 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

They are here, plus a hiring freeze so anyone that quits or retires causes a position to disappear.
Theres a state hiring freeze here in NM as well, and they are finding anyway to cut back on the budget at work, even decreasing portion size on the the inmates food, which they know makes things dangerous for us. They are trying to change my 20- year retirement to a 25 year retirement, and have frozen all promotions to sargeant. Myt thoughts....it sucks.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 06, 2009, 03:34:55 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

Not sure about the federal government (well, unless you count political appointees). But as others have pointed out, state and local governments are really hurting and cutting back on employees, even critical things like police. The stimulus bill has money specifically for police and in at least one case (Columbus, Ohio) that is being used to offset cutbacks that were going to happen.



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 06, 2009, 04:45:43 PM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

Early last year, the Richmond 911 Offices had to put out this big time hiring ad campaign due to a shortage of qualified operators. A few months later the Petersburg 911 Offices axed a hefty portion of their operators.

Years ago, I turned down a job offer from the DGSC in Bensly to do janitorial work because they were on the list of base closures, but they're still there.

I've tried several times to work for the post office, but I keep failing the aptitude test.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 07, 2009, 01:31:48 AM

Come to think of it, even though the economy is really bad, has anyone heard of any GOVERNMENT workers losing their jobs? 

Not sure about the federal government (well, unless you count political appointees). But as others have pointed out, state and local governments are really hurting and cutting back on employees, even critical things like police. The stimulus bill has money specifically for police and in at least one case (Columbus, Ohio) that is being used to offset cutbacks that were going to happen.

Well, yeah, Federal (United States, I mean) is what I was really wondering about... heard somewhere that despite everything the Federal government doesn't seem to be shrinking in jobs, but I dunno if that's really true or not (can't say it'd surprise me.) 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 07, 2009, 10:53:14 AM
Dowell
Dobet
Dobest



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 07, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
They but a wind turbine up at my town's high school.  I can see it from my house but am rather disappointed they haven't started it up yet.  Yeah...its a boring Saturday.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 07, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
Should I buy the first series of Xena on DVD....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 08, 2009, 06:42:21 AM
Why won't David Beckham die?  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 08, 2009, 06:52:56 AM
I found this pic to be one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...
(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr84/GreenM500/its_a_tarp.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 08, 2009, 08:32:43 PM
The ITV4 channel seems to have stalled during it's showing of "The Fog".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 09, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
The ITV4 channel seems to have stalled during it's showing of "The Fog".

ITV 4 play it so many times they broke it  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 09, 2009, 02:45:40 PM
want to party with :
DarkSider
RC
Circus Circus
Wag
ghouck


 :wink:

I want to avoid anyone on this thread :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/board (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/board)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 09, 2009, 04:43:10 PM
Why won't David Beckham die?  :hatred:

Because you touch yourself at night. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 09, 2009, 09:43:19 PM
Spring's here, weather's great, and I just caught the flu I'd avoided all winter.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 09, 2009, 10:18:04 PM
It's neat how long canned food will last.  I've got a couple cans of soup that don't even have an expiration date on them, they just say, "Kingdom Come!"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 10, 2009, 12:48:14 PM
Spring's here, weather's great, and I just caught the flu I'd avoided all winter.   :hatred:

Me too  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 10, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
I've come to really like the M1 Garand my grandpa (sort of inexplicably) left me when he passed away almost nine years ago. It's a bit of our nation's history, a bit of his history as well. A family heirloom. When I was little I used to watch him knock tin cans off a fence at a hundred yards with it, just for fun. Bam bam bam one right after the other with frightening ease, making me pity the North Koreans he served against in the '50's. He'd be proud to know I've started keeping up the legacy of target shooting with his M1. I tell my friends about it and they're all like, "Huh? You did what? YOU?" I never fired a gun till I was twenty-five, never even touched a firearm, actually, but I soon discovered there's a lot in common between accuracy in firing a rifle and in my old obsession of making a tennis serve land right where I want it to: you wouldn't think so but there is. It's almost spooky to find out you have a skill you never would have guessed you had. It's funny.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 10, 2009, 03:07:19 PM
My The Lost Empire DVD arrived.
However, the picture quality is worse than that of a VHS. I think the DVD company simply transfered the footage from tape to disc. :bluesad:

It's really bad. It's in full screen!!! I hate it when that happens!

Which is a shame because it's a great film.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 10, 2009, 03:11:34 PM
Why is everybody in Italy wearing scarves?.....It's warm!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 10, 2009, 03:17:30 PM
Why is everybody in Italy wearing scarves?.....It's warm!

I know!!!!
It looks cold but it's actually quite warm


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 10, 2009, 05:18:28 PM
The school library seems to be actively attempting to hinder my research. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 10, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
The school library seems to be actively attempting to hinder my research. 

Just because they have a Necronomicon doesn't mean you should borrow it or read it. You have been warned.

(Your avatar makes me think of Cthulhu.)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 10, 2009, 05:58:38 PM
No, I own my own copy of the Necronomicon.  The issue here is them not informing me that a book I ordered through interlibrary loan came in two weeks ago, and charging me money to use the microfilm readers (I could tolerate being charged to use the microfilm reader that's connected to a printer, but to use an ordinary microfilm reader? Intolerable). 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 10, 2009, 07:13:34 PM
Okay, so get this... sodium: poison.  Chloride: poison.  Put them together you get sodium chloride aka table salt, which most of us consume in one form or another every day.

Is that funky or what? 

I can't, off-hand, think of anything else where two poisons can be combined to form something that's edible. 

That just blows my mind...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on March 10, 2009, 07:29:37 PM

Okay, so get this... sodium: poison.  Chloride: poison.  Put them together you get sodium chloride aka table salt, which most of us consume in one for or another every day.

Is that funky or what? 

I can't, off-hand, think of anything else where two poisons can be combined to form something that's edible. 

That just blows my mind...

Well, along similar lines...

Hydrogen: extremely flammable.
Oxygen: extremely flammable.
H2O: Really not flammable.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 10, 2009, 08:05:48 PM

Well, along similar lines...

Hydrogen: extremely flammable.
Oxygen: extremely flammable.
H2O: Really not flammable.


For added fun...

H2O2: highly corrosive.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 11, 2009, 07:57:52 AM
Late winter in Minnesota:   Yesterday it rained, the snow was melting, spring was in the air.  Last night it got really cold, snowed, the wind was howling.  Now all the semi-melted...everything, is froze solid, but covered with a little windblown white powder.

I think I'll have some pancakes.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 11, 2009, 04:45:26 PM
Well, there goes another person from my life... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 11, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Well, there goes another person from my life... :bluesad:

Someone's dead ?
They dumped you ?
You just totally blew it with some chick ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 11, 2009, 04:54:47 PM
The Virgin Dance of the Double Chainsaws was rubbish !!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 11, 2009, 05:07:39 PM
Well, there goes another person from my life... :bluesad:

Someone's dead ?
They dumped you ?
You just totally blew it with some chick ?

A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 11, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
Hmm... maybe we should take out the "Un" in this thread, especially since it's been going on so long...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 11, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
I never have to take another midterm exam.  I am officially done with midterms.  Forever. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 11, 2009, 07:22:09 PM
Well, there goes another person from my life... :bluesad:

Someone's dead ?
They dumped you ?
You just totally blew it with some chick ?

A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

Man, reminds me of the hot russian woman who worked at McDonalds. Oh, man, she was so hot ! And that accent of hers...dreamy...
She was like the chick in GoldenEye, except younger and with red hair. Then, one day, she was gone. My heart was broken.

She was outta my league, but I like to dream that maybe I could've stood a chance.

*sigh*

Maybe she was the one.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 11, 2009, 09:46:27 PM
If I were a pin, I would be in your face.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 12, 2009, 01:30:47 AM
If "Mother knows best", then why is there always that one birthday/Christmas gift that she always screws up, or that one item on the grocery list she gets wrong, or that one person whose strangely simple name she mispronounces grossly with irritating consistency, or that one sock she can never find? :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 12, 2009, 01:36:46 AM
OT: T-Shirt Design Contest

http://wrir.org/x/modules/news/article.php?storyid=9241


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 12, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 12, 2009, 12:16:03 PM
A chick I've wanted to date for nearly 5 years, has completely disappeared and I have no way of contacting her!

There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:

 :bouncegiggle: Jacky, baby, I did. But she turned me down. She'd actually asked me first, but I'd blown her out. It's a looooong story. I'm an idiot.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 12, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
There's always a lesson to be learned from life's little tragedies.  Next time you meet a girl you want to date, make a point of asking her out sometime within the first FOUR years.

If you guys need any more relationship advice, I'm always here  :teddyr:

All the girls I know come in three "Uns": unavailable, uninterested, uninteresting.  (And sometimes I get desperate, so you really gotta scrap the barrel to hit number three. As in, "She was a nice girl, but I had trouble getting past her beard...")


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 12, 2009, 03:38:24 PM
They're playing "Crazy, Crazy Nights" by KISS at half time in the Manchester City game!  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 12, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?

It was Ace wasn't it? That's why he wrote "Shock Me". I've never heard of Gene gettin' zapped with the juice.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 12, 2009, 09:52:23 PM
Indian Summer...
My aching perspective...
My intestines boil with apathy...

Every time I see an ad for Lexus, I think "nose".
I always thought the logo looked like somebody's nose.
It's gotten so that I keep expecting the announcer to say "The all new, 2009 Nose".

I can't decide if this beard I've grown makes me look like Abe Lincoln, HellBoy, or a mime out of uniform... Or that guy you see on a box of fish sticks.

I need to eat something.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 11:20:43 PM
I wanted to sing the "I'm too sexy for my. . " song, but I can't think of ANYTHING that I'm too sexy for. Bummer, eh?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 12, 2009, 11:22:55 PM
How'd the rumor that Gene Simmons got electrocuted get started back in the late 70's?

It was Ace wasn't it? That's why he wrote "Shock Me". I've never heard of Gene gettin' zapped with the juice.  :question:

I remember it being Gene, one variation was that his tongue was somehow what got shocked, but altogether it was Gene that people were talking about where I was.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 13, 2009, 12:37:34 AM
I wanted to sing the "I'm too sexy for my. . " song, but I can't think of ANYTHING that I'm too sexy for. Bummer, eh?

You think you've got problems?
I'm God's gift to women, but women, apparently, aren't that religious.

Too sexy for my comb...
Too sexy for my shaving razor...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 13, 2009, 08:21:42 AM
The line between "amount of alcohol needed for women to find me physically attractive" and "amount of alcohol a woman would have to consume to die of sudden and immediate liver failure" is fine enough to require an electron microscope to view. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 13, 2009, 10:39:09 AM
I was thinking yesterday as my township notified us of an increase in property taxes "to meet a budget crisis" that a downward spiral is shaped suggestively like a screw.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 13, 2009, 02:26:34 PM
It was comic relief day at work today, so we were allowed to dress down. I also got my head sprayed, so I now have bright red hair.......sweet  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 13, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
It was comic relief day at work today, so we were allowed to dress down. I also got my head sprayed, so I now have bright red hair.......sweet  :tongueout:

I'm gonna give you karma for the sweetness !
Are you watching Red Nose day this year ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 13, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
It was comic relief day at work today, so we were allowed to dress down. I also got my head sprayed, so I now have bright red hair.......sweet  :tongueout:

I'm gonna give you karma for the sweetness !
Are you watching Red Nose day this year ?

HELL NO! It's Friday night, time to get wrecked on rock n' roll!  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
I'm half-watching it on a TV screen across the office!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 13, 2009, 04:03:39 PM
I'm half-watching it on a TV screen across the office!

What time you at work 'til JJ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 13, 2009, 04:06:19 PM
Round about half nine Circus. So not terribly long to go now!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 13, 2009, 06:07:26 PM
The imdb has shut down.
Go on, have a look.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 13, 2009, 06:09:07 PM
The imdb has shut down.
Go on, have a look.

It's fine man.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 13, 2009, 06:19:25 PM
The imdb has shut down.
Go on, have a look.

It's fine man.  :question:

Yeah, it's fine now

But it wasn't a few moments ago.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 13, 2009, 06:24:25 PM
I think I've just broken my neck.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 14, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
I must destroy all skunks in the world.  Pepe must die.   :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on March 14, 2009, 01:35:21 PM
I've had some kind of flu crap since Wednesday. I've drunk so much Alka-Seltzer cold and flu medicine my urine fizzes like Mountain Dew.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 14, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
I must destroy all skunks in the world.  Pepe must die.   :hatred:

Nah, filling the world with dead polecats would only make the problem worse, at least in our lifetime.

That's one burden I'd be quite happy to unload on future generations.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 14, 2009, 06:51:47 PM
Today has been rubbish.
I'm guessing tomorrow will be the same. :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 15, 2009, 01:37:39 AM
Sometimes, insomnia can really suck.

I wonder if there's any such thing as an unusually overdeveloped love.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 15, 2009, 09:04:09 AM
I was over at Amazon and did a search on Logan's Run.  I thought it was especially peculiar that no remake came up in my search results.  So I looked it up and sure enough, a remake is planned, it just hasn't been made yet.

My lack of faith in humanity is once again restored.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 15, 2009, 09:07:41 AM
I have the best one-man parties ever!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 15, 2009, 09:58:48 AM
One of the purposes of domestication is to improve an animal's temperament -- domesticated dogs versus wolves, domesticated pigs versus wild boars, etc. 


So what were camels like before they were domesticated?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 15, 2009, 09:59:50 AM
I have the best one-man parties ever!

You are a very, very lonley man...

 :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 15, 2009, 01:24:27 PM
I have the best one-man parties ever!

If they start to degrade into one-man orgies, please feel free to, , well, , keep it to yourself. Some things just shouldn't be shared.

Quote
So what were camels like before they were domesticated?

Camels are NASTY, I mean, I'm no animal lover, in fact, most of them I could do without, but camels I have a special hatred for. Of all the animals that are nearly extinct, why can't camels be on that list instead?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 15, 2009, 01:36:26 PM

Quote
So what were camels like before they were domesticated?

Camels are NASTY, I mean, I'm no animal lover, in fact, most of them I could do without, but camels I have a special hatred for. Of all the animals that are nearly extinct, why can't camels be on that list instead?

Posing this question to a friend, his immediate response was: "Before domestication they probably spat fire.  Or acid.  Or acid that ignited as soon as it hit you."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 15, 2009, 05:25:21 PM
I should be in bed. I'm naughty. I have work tomorrow. But, here I am drinkin' my firewater and typing this babble...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 15, 2009, 07:54:51 PM
I should be in bed. I'm naughty. I have work tomorrow. But, here I am drinkin' my firewater and typing this babble...

The Dark Side is strong in you.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 15, 2009, 11:17:31 PM
I'm never eating Mac-n-cheese or scrambled eggs without salsa ever again.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 16, 2009, 10:38:22 AM
I should be in bed. I'm naughty. I have work tomorrow. But, here I am drinkin' my firewater and typing this babble...

The Dark Side is strong in you.

Darksider is in Circus ! :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 16, 2009, 01:18:15 PM
The new washing machine makes a noise eerily similar to the squeaking bed-springs of coitus.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 16, 2009, 03:04:57 PM
NSTC DVDs work with PAL, but does it vice versa...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 16, 2009, 04:39:51 PM
NSTC DVDs work with PAL, but does it vice versa...

It does for me... given the Region Code.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 16, 2009, 06:20:29 PM
What site is gonna be the new You Tube ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 16, 2009, 07:13:39 PM
What site is gonna be the new You Tube ?

Well....
There's Metacafe, Vimeo, Dailymotion, Clipser, Current...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 16, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
I've been watching AbFab on YouTube...man, haven't seen these for ages. They're still pretty funny. But the laughter track dates 'em, same goes for most comedy, I suppose.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 17, 2009, 09:43:15 AM
Habitually a poor judge of character, I'm at this point where I can figure anybody who owns a Volvo & modular-sectional funiture.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 17, 2009, 12:40:16 PM
I have officially given up on cleaning up dust!  :hatred:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 17, 2009, 01:27:51 PM
Is Trader Hornee worth buying ?

Sex comedies are kinda unbearable, is this any different ???


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 17, 2009, 01:47:56 PM
Ear wax.
Gross.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 18, 2009, 08:51:04 PM
Tyra Banks says the "America's Top Model" has a goal, and that goal is to disprove all the stereotypes regarding fashion models. She apparently thinks people didn't believe most models are stupid, stuck-up, self-centered, spoiled brat, rich b***hes, because that is all I see in that show.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 19, 2009, 09:20:30 AM
Wish I hadn't sold Dead Rising (x box 360)  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 19, 2009, 10:34:06 AM
I read a good joke recently: Did you hear the Denny's has come up with a new breakfast special: The "Octomom", 8 eggs, no sausage, and everyone around you gets to pay the bill. .

Octomom needs a good donkey-punching. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 19, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
A female friend of mine has been bugging me to screen a porno at one of our weekly B-movie nights.  I don't own any porno DVDs, but maybe a good 70s sexsploitation film will satisfy her. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 19, 2009, 12:04:04 PM
A female friend of mine has been bugging me to screen a porno at one of our weekly B-movie nights.  I don't own any porno DVDs, but maybe a good 70s sexsploitation film will satisfy her. 

I recommend The Lost Empire...but I'd recommend it to anyone, even if they didn't like films  :wink:

"Marvel has heroes.
DC has superheroes"  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 19, 2009, 12:24:26 PM
I'm getting an award at work!!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 19, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
I'm getting an award at work!!  :teddyr:

You get karma for that  :thumbup:

In Fable 2 I've just turned into a woman.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 19, 2009, 03:06:18 PM
Frugality is a luxury of the rich.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 19, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
I THINK I may have had a little too much caffeine today.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 19, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
I'm really looking forward to Drag Me To Hell.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 19, 2009, 03:37:01 PM
We have no bananas!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 19, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
We have no bananas!  :buggedout:
:bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 19, 2009, 05:33:02 PM
I just ate a large number of tacos with extra refried beans.  Pretty soon, I will recreate an iconic scene from "Blazing Saddles."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 19, 2009, 07:07:53 PM
I just ate a large number of tacos with extra refried beans.  Pretty soon, I will recreate an iconic scene from "Blazing Saddles."

One of the reasons I often prefer my internet friends to my real-life friends  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 19, 2009, 08:09:15 PM

If you tell a vacuum cleaner it sucks, is that an insult or a compliment?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 20, 2009, 09:35:59 AM
I just ate a large number of tacos with extra refried beans.  Pretty soon, I will recreate an iconic scene from "Blazing Saddles."

One of the reasons I often prefer my internet friends to my real-life friends  :teddyr:

Because you can't smell your online friends?

On a related note, I keep seeing commercials for an anti-acid-reflux pill called "AciPhex."  Every time I hear the commercial without looking up, I think they're advertising "Ass Effects." 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 20, 2009, 10:08:52 AM
My DVDs haven't arrived  :bluesad: :bluesad: :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 20, 2009, 01:03:49 PM
My DVDs haven't arrived  :bluesad: :bluesad: :bluesad:

One of them only got sent yesterday, I ordered it ages ago, talk about slow on the draw...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 20, 2009, 02:35:38 PM
The Cartoon Network is going downhill.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 21, 2009, 07:15:45 AM
The guy didn't actually send the DVD...
Moron.
Sometimes hassling people on eBay is good.

Barbarian Queen is still a mystery...hope I get a refund.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Dennis on March 21, 2009, 11:44:21 AM
After this last week at work dealing with our customers I'm inclined to ask, along with The Great Santini,
"God, why did you put so many idiots in the world at the same time as me ?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 21, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
The Cartoon Network is going downhill.

Understatement of the Millennium. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 21, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
The Cartoon Network is going downhill.

Next you'll be saying Nickelodeon isn't as good these days...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 21, 2009, 03:37:22 PM
They aren't, I don't see Billy & Mandy or Fairly Oddparents on near as much as they used to be. They could just about call it "The Spongebob Channel".


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 21, 2009, 05:47:59 PM
There was once a contest to see who could write the shortest story which contained elements of these four genres: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The winning story was:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on March 22, 2009, 12:12:08 PM

The other day I accidentally dropped my soda on the floor.  The first thought I had as I looked at the large puddle of liquid was, "Man, wish I had a Sham-Wow..."



Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 22, 2009, 09:55:08 PM
I just velcroed my foot to the floor.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 23, 2009, 09:48:44 AM
Cheerleader Massacre has the worst acting I've ever seen...


 :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 23, 2009, 01:05:30 PM
I am both expendable and indispensable.  :question:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 23, 2009, 01:10:40 PM
I am both expendable and indispensable.  :question:

Another bad day at work, Circus !


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 23, 2009, 03:30:32 PM
I got sunburned in sixty degree weather yesterday.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 23, 2009, 04:45:04 PM
I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on March 23, 2009, 05:08:51 PM
I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films.  :bluesad:

I wish Nicolas Cage would simply just give up. All hair. All films. All everything.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 23, 2009, 05:59:49 PM
Why do people feel they know what is the worst movie ever made when this place is filled with people who can give examples of films a whole lot worse.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 23, 2009, 07:00:35 PM
It's denial, people are in denial in regards to the fact that it can always get much, much worse.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 24, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
^ One word people.....Torque.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 24, 2009, 09:40:14 AM
If Congress is demanding that the good people at AIG commit Hari Kari for accepting stolen money, then the good people of Congress should, at the very least, have their hands cut off for stealing that money in the first place.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 24, 2009, 10:11:04 AM
^ One word people.....Torque.  :buggedout:

I dunno... Torque always starts out fun, but can get a little irritating after it tops out... Especially if you're trying to make the run from San Antonio to Baton Rouge; It always feels like you need just one more gear.

Besides, it really don't matter as long as you keep the chain real tight & lubed up, & the tires just right.

Torque's good for the quarter, but for the long time, I prefer a higher top end.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 24, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
^ One word people.....Torque.  :buggedout:

Wait a minute... You're not talking about those calibrated wrenches, are you?
I don't have any of those, just the kind you hit with a hammer.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 24, 2009, 04:29:51 PM
^ One word people.....Torque.  :buggedout:

Wait a minute... You're not talking about those calibrated wrenches, are you?
I don't have any of those, just the kind you hit with a hammer.

I think he's been watching the French DVD of MANOS.  That's how the French translate the name "Torgo." 

Incidentally, in France, "Le Torque" is considered the most horrifying monster ever depicted on screen!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 25, 2009, 01:05:58 AM
^ One word people.....Torque.  :buggedout:

Wait a minute... You're not talking about those calibrated wrenches, are you?
I don't have any of those, just the kind you hit with a hammer.

I think he's been watching the French DVD of MANOS.  That's how the French translate the name "Torgo." 

Incidentally, in France, "Le Torque" is considered the most horrifying monster ever depicted on screen!

Okay, you've lost me.
So your saying the french are terrified of a guy with a straw hat & a beard, who stutters & never looks anybody in the face?
And how do they measure torque over there, anyway? I mean they're on the metric system, so I'd assume that must mean that they'd measure it in meter kilos instead of foot pounds, unless they use some other system...

Are the French afraid of the quarter mile run, or something?

And, how come some people call it an impact wrench, & other people call it a demolition driver?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 25, 2009, 10:30:55 AM
When did Ricki Lake loose weight? here all this time I thought she was still kinda fat, I see her Wikipedia picture where she looks pretty thin and kinda hot. Gotta perv some nude pictures of her. . . :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 25, 2009, 02:14:45 PM
Life seems so empty without me  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 25, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
"Akon" must surely be THE worst recording artist that I have ever heard.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 25, 2009, 02:37:20 PM
"Akon" must surely be THE worst recording artist that I have ever heard.  :buggedout:


Worse than this guy ?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiYurfwzyuY

It's been over a decade and this song still hurts  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 25, 2009, 03:58:31 PM
Danica McKellar is a BABE with BRAINS. For some strange reason I get wood thinking about her math skills as much as I do thinking about how hot she is.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 25, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Strangest thought...River Phoenix would be almost forty years old now.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 25, 2009, 06:27:42 PM
I bought a pill reminder today...I guess I can admit now my mind is getting foggy. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 25, 2009, 06:37:36 PM
This is the most exciting thing I've seen in 4 years !!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQt0XH5NDk


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 26, 2009, 03:40:08 AM
I just be Geist tonight.  Why is it that every time a final boss is defeated, the area they're inhabiting begins to crumble? 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 26, 2009, 07:14:55 AM
My head feels like an oven  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 26, 2009, 11:08:03 AM
My head feels like an oven  :bluesad:

That's good enough reason to cram some raw cookie dough in it.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 26, 2009, 04:12:42 PM
Film trailers where the voice over guy says "destiny".

"It was one mans destiny" that sort of thing...

So cheesy !!!

It ruined the new ST trailer for me.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 26, 2009, 07:38:46 PM
I wonder how much trouble an avatar can cause...

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,123699.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,123699.0.html)

THAT MUCH!!!

Good grief...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on March 27, 2009, 04:00:27 AM
9am - I am going out to buy cake  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 27, 2009, 07:29:45 AM
Murphy's law:  I've got an air purifier that uses really expensive HEPA filters.  Found a great deal on them on Ebay, so I bought two.  Now the air purifier died.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 27, 2009, 11:48:35 AM
Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is some hideous stuff, man.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 27, 2009, 04:17:34 PM
9am - I am going out to buy cake  :tongueout:

9pm - I am going out to buy coke  :tongueout:


Just kidding. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 28, 2009, 02:41:32 AM
Hearing a song on the radio while driving, that features the sound of police sirens, can be pretty distracting, especially during rush hour in bad weather.
_______________________________________________
I wonder how it would've sounded if Klaus Nomi had ever been inclined to cover Harry Chapin's "Taxi".
_______________________________________________
Whoever invented wicker furniture, must've been some sort of masochist, with way too much free time on his hands, who really wanted a sofa THAT bad.
_______________________________________________
Ain't it funny how some stores keep wheat germ in the cereal & breakfast aisle, & others keep it in the cooking & baking aisle, or how some stores keep mineral oil in the hardware aisle, & others keep it in the pharmacy aisle?

Funny thing, but I actually like wheat germ.
_______________________________________________
My computer's gotten so slow, there are times I just can't help but wonder if I could actually be entertained by the sight of watching paint dry. Seriously.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 28, 2009, 09:11:03 AM
RED DWARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sooo excited I can only fantasize about Elvira for a good 2 hours instead of the usual 14  :wink:

RED - FREAKING - DWARF IS COMING BACK !!!!!!!! :cheers:  :teddyr:  :thumbup:  :smile:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoy6oqkRHAM

Only 12 days to go !!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 28, 2009, 09:45:50 AM
I must say that I'm also looking forward to it!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 28, 2009, 11:11:37 AM
Shouldagoneto...Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Credit Report Dot Com...(yee-haw)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 28, 2009, 12:56:12 PM
I wish I remembered more of last night beyond singing, dancing a jig, telling a girl how pretty she is, relieving myself on a tree, and falling down all over the place. 

I'm a little ashamed that I somehow managed to stumble past one of my best friends and not recognize that he was vomiting. 

And a little impressed that my roommate, who can drink an elephant under the table, said, "Bill, I'm cutting you off.  No more alcohol for you tonight."

And amused that what I thought was lemonade with alcohol in it was in fact plain lemonade.  My last two "alcoholic" drinks were just me drinking the mixer. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 28, 2009, 12:59:59 PM
The people on you tube have no idea what punctuation is !

I reckon they think it's a small Australian town..


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 28, 2009, 01:08:04 PM
The people on you tube have no idea what punctuation is !

I reckon they think it's a small Australian town..

Punctuation! They have no idea what manners are, or even how to conduct themselves as human beings!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 28, 2009, 01:10:50 PM
The people on you tube have no idea what punctuation is !

I reckon they think it's a small Australian town..

Punctuation! They have no idea what manners are, or even how to conduct themselves as human beings!  :buggedout:

See, now I have to give you karma.

I didn't want to, but now I have to.  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Ash on March 28, 2009, 02:35:49 PM
You know how on Netflix when you hold your mouse pointer over a movie title, a little blurb box pops up and gives you a full description of the movie?
I held my mouse pointer over the documentary, "Nuremburg: Tyranny On Trial" and under the description it said...

Starring: Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goring

 :bouncegiggle:   :bouncegiggle:   :bouncegiggle: 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 28, 2009, 02:51:15 PM
I was watching Meltdown:  Days of Destruction.  It's so hot in this movie that the gas in cars is spontaneously combusting, causing huge explosions!  How can the people live in such high temperatures?  Pretty well apparently, one guy is wearing a jacket.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 28, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
I don't think I'll go out of my way to turn off my lights for earth hour. I don't like people telling me what to do.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 28, 2009, 03:43:51 PM
I don't think I'll go out of my way to turn off my lights for earth hour. I don't like people telling me what to do.

Earth Hour can bite me. I'm gonna leave all my lights on, stereo, TV, Laptop and I think I might waste a whole can of hairspray on the damn ozone too.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 28, 2009, 03:45:51 PM
Quote
Earth Hour can bite me. I'm gonna leave all my lights on, stereo, TV, Laptop and I think I might waste a whole can of hairspray on the damn ozone too.

You da man, circus, you da man...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 28, 2009, 04:30:44 PM
I don't think I'll go out of my way to turn off my lights for earth hour. I don't like people telling me what to do.

I could raise the blinds for the whole natural light thing, & open the windows for the whole natural ventilation & fresh air thing... If I didn't live in this neighborhood!

There's no way in Hell I'm making it that much easier for the local riff-raff when the sun goes down!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on March 28, 2009, 04:36:04 PM
My car's window is off it's automatic roller.  Luckily its in the up position now.  There it will stay because I don't feel like fixing it. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 28, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
It's earth hour, and I'm online. :-P


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 28, 2009, 10:22:56 PM
Earth First!, We'll mine the other planets later. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 28, 2009, 11:03:49 PM
9 out of the 31 movies in my Netflix Queue are not immediately available. I'm going to try a free subscription to Blockbuster by Mail, seems they have more movies, over half of the ones that I want the Netflix doesn't have, blockbuster does.


Also, It seems 'Scanners' is amongst the massive list of movies being remade.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on March 29, 2009, 01:07:11 AM
So Thursday night I got drunk, and was a Lonely/Bitter/Romantic Drunk.

Friday night I got drunk, and was a Romantic/Cuddly/Amorous Drunk.

Tonight I got drunk, and was a "Kick D-bags until they unpop their collars" Drunk.

What great mysteries will tomorrow bring?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 29, 2009, 02:52:40 AM
Why is it, no matter what the topic, Google can almost always find at least one porn related site to any unfiltered search?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on March 29, 2009, 09:38:06 AM
Why is it, no matter what the topic, Google can almost always find at least one porn related site to any unfiltered search?

It's just clever that way  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 10:47:38 AM
Why is it, no matter what the topic, Google can almost always find at least one porn related site to any unfiltered search?

It's a test to see if you can resist.
They keep your details, y'know.


I bet you had a little click, didn't you....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 11:01:42 AM
What does Richard see in Hyacinth


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on March 29, 2009, 11:04:52 AM
What does Richard see in Hyacinth

I can only imagine that maybe 20 or 30 years ago, she wasn't so bad?

I dunno, that's all I got.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 29, 2009, 11:05:11 AM
Manowar are airbrushing their photos!!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 11:09:24 AM
Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 29, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?

Oh jeez... :lookingup:

Someone needs a heavy metal history lesson.  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: JJ80 on March 29, 2009, 11:18:48 AM
Yes, it's for large jellyfish.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 11:20:38 AM
Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?

Oh jeez... :lookingup:

Someone needs a heavy metal history lesson.  :wink:


So there is this metal group that touch up their photos to make themselves look younger...???
Bunch of girls.?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 29, 2009, 11:21:39 AM
Yes, it's for large jellyfish.

Ha!  :bouncegiggle:

Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?

Oh jeez... :lookingup:

Someone needs a heavy metal history lesson.  :wink:

So there is this metal group that touch up their photos to make themselves look younger...
Bunch of girls.

Don't let them hear you say that! You'll recieve the "Demon Whip" on the "Bridge Of Death" and be pounded by the "Gloves Of Metal".  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 11:35:34 AM
Yes, it's for large jellyfish.

Ha!  :bouncegiggle:

Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?

Oh jeez... :lookingup:

Someone needs a heavy metal history lesson.  :wink:

So there is this metal group that touch up their photos to make themselves look younger...
Bunch of girls.

Don't let them hear you say that! You'll recieve the "Demon Whip" on the "Bridge Of Death" and be pounded by the "Gloves Of Metal".  :teddyr:

Is that before of after they get their highlights done... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: meQal on March 29, 2009, 12:28:06 PM
Yes, it's for large jellyfish.

Ha!  :bouncegiggle:

Manowar
 

What's that then.
Some kind of top shelf mag ?

Oh jeez... :lookingup:

Someone needs a heavy metal history lesson.  :wink:

So there is this metal group that touch up their photos to make themselves look younger...
Bunch of girls.

Don't let them hear you say that! You'll recieve the "Demon Whip" on the "Bridge Of Death" and be pounded by the "Gloves Of Metal".  :teddyr:

Is that before of after they get their highlights done... :wink:
No it's after they Google their band name to see how many porn sites it finds.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on March 29, 2009, 05:12:46 PM
I have realised that computers are even more evil than toasters.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
Another day closer to Red Dwarf...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 29, 2009, 06:18:16 PM
It occurs to me that someone should notify Doggett about the return of Red Dwarf.  I may be wrong, but I think he might be interested.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on March 29, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
It occurs to me that someone should notify Doggett about the return of Red Dwarf.  I may be wrong, but I think he might be interested.

I have this sneaking feeling he knows... :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 30, 2009, 12:22:19 AM
insomnia sucks
i don't feel so good


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: LilCerberus on March 30, 2009, 01:47:24 AM
Things are starting to taste salty to me.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on March 30, 2009, 05:52:44 PM
I am surprised at the number of movies that Blockbuster by Mail has that Netflix does not. .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 30, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
At the 5K Heart Mini Marathon yesterday, I saw an honest to goodness rabbi running, yarmulke and all.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on March 31, 2009, 01:27:27 PM
If you and your friend are hiking and a bear chases you, you don't have to outrun the bear, just your friend.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 01, 2009, 09:39:45 AM
Be honest, you missed me. :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wortcov on April 01, 2009, 10:12:52 AM
Be honest, you missed me. :wink:

don't worry, doggett, I will aim better next time  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Mr. DS on April 01, 2009, 11:13:37 AM
Dora The Explorer was on in my house the other day and they were at the beach.  Swiper The Fox comes along and steals an item from a friendly crab and chucks it.  What the hell is that fox's problem?  I'd skin that prick alive if he did that to me. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 01, 2009, 11:23:30 AM
Heavy Metal: Even if your life sucks, it can still have a kick ass soundtrack.  :smile:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 01, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
Patricia Richardson, who plays the wife/mother on "Home Improvements", is fugly. I can't believe they chose her for that role, she just seems like a void sucking what little life there is out of the show.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Raffine on April 01, 2009, 01:17:55 PM
What's this I hear about Andrew switching badmovies.org to be available only through Twitter?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 01, 2009, 01:20:12 PM
What's this I hear about Andrew switching badmovies.org to be available only through Twitter?

Oh the lies!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 01, 2009, 01:33:30 PM
I really liked this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjnLV5anHk&feature=related

And does anyone remember crime traveller ?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: schmendrik on April 01, 2009, 04:38:02 PM
You can get internet on buses now, which is how I'm connected at this moment.

I haven't decided yet if it's a good thing or a bad thing.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 01, 2009, 05:17:53 PM
Unlike other food, when fish (which is my favourite dish) actually smells like what it is, it's considered bad.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ER on April 01, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
I have a friend who last year learned to speak Italian, and now he goes around half the time speaking in Italian, knowing full well none of us can understand him. It was semi-cute for a second, now it's annoying. He says, "What's the use of mastering a language if you can't use it?" Sometimes he'll do it at deliberately bad times, too, like when he's been asked something important that needs an instant answer. Then he'll stand there smiling, watching us try to piece together his meaning out of a few words we happen to know. When he does that some have recently taken to replying to him with "gestures" if you know what I mean.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 01, 2009, 06:00:20 PM
Lifts go up and down ?

Why did no-one tell me this !


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: BTM on April 01, 2009, 11:48:22 PM

For some reason, I never get tired of looking at the caps of Milano from Embrace of the Vampire.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 02, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Lifts go up and down ?

Why did no-one tell me this !

Heh. If you'd have asked me outright.... :tongueout:

Curiously, which way were you going in them?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 02, 2009, 11:26:27 AM

For some reason, I never get tired of looking at the caps of Milano from Embrace of the Vampire.

Stay away from her, she's MINE!!!!!!!! . . . .and, , ,where'd you find them?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 02, 2009, 12:23:50 PM
8 days to go...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 02, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
Boy it's hot. If I ever owed anybody a hot day, I could sure pay 'em back with this one!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 02, 2009, 01:42:26 PM
Fail Funnies is weak compared to Failblog. Too many fakes...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 02, 2009, 03:32:41 PM
shipmentoffail is ok. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 02, 2009, 05:03:59 PM
If you have named most of the staplers and office equipment at work and refer to them as people, does that mean you are going crazy?

How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 02, 2009, 05:31:01 PM


How about if you like "Evil Colin" the stapler more than some people in the office? Are you crazy then?

No, it means you're not going to lower your standards.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 02, 2009, 08:52:54 PM
If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on April 03, 2009, 12:37:20 AM
I'm waiting to see if my mother will respond to an email I sent her earlier today.

She made a comment about how after I graduate this May, I will think very fondly of college...

I replied that while I would miss the people and the extracurriculars, I couldn't wait to graduate.  Because I realized that college is the gauntlet.  I've had the best and worst experiences of my life during these four years.  And I recognized that, having survived those lowest of lows...nothing can hurt me any more.  Not really.  I've toughened up and learned that I have the strength to survive the worst life throws at me. 

I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.  It's an experience I will never forget, which was sometimes painful but ultimately I'll remember it with some satisfaction and pride...but it's not an experience I'm anxious to repeat.

I repeat, I compared my college experience to holding my hand in an open flame to prove a point.

Mom's gonna be p**sed at me...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on April 03, 2009, 07:23:01 AM
Oh, just wait until you're out in the working world.  No graduation to look forward to, no change of classes with each new semester, no summer vacation.  Just get up every morning and go to the same job, with the same people, the same paycheck that doesn't quite cover the same bills.  Forever! 

Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.

Oh, sorry, I'm not depressing anyone, am I?   :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on April 03, 2009, 07:47:28 AM
Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on April 03, 2009, 09:19:32 AM
Oh for chrissakes, they're predicting six inches of snow for Sunday.  C'mon man, it's April!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 03, 2009, 10:04:18 AM
Dating is over-rated; I am going to lock myself in my house forever.

True, but the cure for dating is far, far worse. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 03, 2009, 01:28:16 PM
Holy smokes are Tuff underrated!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 03, 2009, 04:39:38 PM
If Elvira appeared on an episode of Red Dwarf, would Doggett's head explode?

Yes.

Oh, less than a week to go...
I've seen the new trailer and it looks awesome ! :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 03, 2009, 09:49:16 PM

Then you'll have kids, and you'll buy one of them and expensive guitar, which he'll fool around with for 5 minutes.  Then he'll want an expensive drum set, which you won't let him have because he never played his guitar.  Then he'll hate your guts for a month.  This little scenario will be played out countless times and basically constitute your life.



You just need to teach your kid to be a little bit flexible, a little adaptable. My kid wanted a dirt bike. I bought him a Quad, and the compromise worked out pretty well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKFdQGMb07M


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 04, 2009, 08:22:37 AM
For me, the sites been a bit slow today...


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 04, 2009, 10:19:29 AM
(http://www.federalbudget.com/chart.gif)  what does the department of agriculture need 100 billion for?  seeds?  do they themselves even grow anything?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on April 04, 2009, 11:11:51 AM
I know they pay people not to grow anything on their farmland in order to artificially inflate prices of certain commodities.  I think they also buy large amounts of crops to give them to other countries.  And they give loans to farmers.  All sorts of family farms went bankrupt in the '70s because they could get these huge loans very easily, but then it came time to start making payments.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Saucerman on April 04, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
I drank, smoked hookah, danced, and provided harmonica accompaniment while a friend played "The Times They Are A-Changin'" on his banjo.

This was a College Republicans party. 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 04, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
I'm so damn sleazy I should be against the law  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 04, 2009, 12:56:54 PM
I've upset/ticked off ghouck.  :bluesad:
I didn't mean to.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 04, 2009, 01:36:22 PM
I'm so damn sleazy I should be against the law  :wink:

You are against the law, , ,but you're so sleazy you just don't give a damn. .  :wink:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 03:28:12 AM
Ha ha - I am stood on a train station typing this; is it pathetic that I am impressed by that?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 06:18:47 AM
I think she's cool...

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/02/nycc31.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 06:39:07 AM
I think she's cool...


Domino or Spider Woman?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 06:41:45 AM
I think she's cool...


Domino or Spider Woman?

Spider Woman. :thumbup:

I think I'll give Domino a miss... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 05, 2009, 09:14:22 AM
I think she's cool...


Domino or Spider Woman?

Spider Woman. :thumbup:

I think I'll give Domino a miss... :bluesad:

An I'll stick with Silver Sable.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
The job centre site is really depressing me... :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 05, 2009, 09:55:58 AM
The job centre site is really depressing me... :bluesad:

They seriously need to do some jiggery-pokery doodaa whatcha mcallit with that site, it's too jumbled and random. Abit like that last sentence.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 10:05:54 AM
The job centre site is really depressing me... :bluesad:

They seriously need to do some jiggery-pokery doodaa whatcha mcallit with that site, it's too jumbled and random. Abit like that last sentence.

There's no work in my area, the only stuff there is either requires previous experience or a drivers licence  :bluesad:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 05, 2009, 10:27:05 AM
A story told by an Eastern Kentucky prosecutor under the "you can't make this stuff up" heading.

A couple was constantly coming in front of the county judge because the woman was constantly taking out a restraining order against the man.  Each time they made up, she would have the order dissolved or let it expire, then go back to court the next time they had a fight.  The judge was understandably frustrated at seeing this couple in her courtroom over and over, year after year, repeating the same pattern.

One day she asked the man in court, "Sir, how can you live this way?  What in the world has happened in your life to bring you to this point?" 

The man hung his head and answered, "Well, judge, it all started the day Dale Earnhardt died..." 


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 10:28:31 AM
The job centre site is really depressing me... :bluesad:

They seriously need to do some jiggery-pokery doodaa whatcha mcallit with that site, it's too jumbled and random. Abit like that last sentence.

There's no work in my area, the only stuff there is either requires previous experience or a drivers licence  :bluesad:

A lot of people with no previous experience or qualifications are going into care-type jobs. Some people at work with 20-odd years engineering experience have gone into care jobs. They don't even have sunny dispositions.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
The job centre site is really depressing me... :bluesad:

They seriously need to do some jiggery-pokery doodaa whatcha mcallit with that site, it's too jumbled and random. Abit like that last sentence.

There's no work in my area, the only stuff there is either requires previous experience or a drivers licence  :bluesad:



A lot of people with no previous experience or qualifications are going into care-type jobs. Some people at work with 20-odd years engineering experience have gone into care jobs. They don't even have sunny dispositions.


I'm already a carer !!! I can't take it any more !
I've been one since I was 12 !!!!


I'm going to do an online art course. It won't get me a job, but it'll keep my mind of the pointlessness of life.




Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 10:34:50 AM

I'm already a carer !!! I can't take it any more !
I've been one since I was 12 !!!!


I'm going to do an online art course. It won't get me a job, but it'll keep my mind of the pointlessness of life.


Oh - I found out recently you can make money selling tattoo designs to tattooists


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 10:35:44 AM

I'm already a carer !!! I can't take it any more !
I've been one since I was 12 !!!!


I'm going to do an online art course. It won't get me a job, but it'll keep my mind of the pointlessness of life.


Oh - I found out recently you can make money selling tattoo designs to tattooists

Seriously ?
  :buggedout:


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 10:37:14 AM

Seriously ?
  :buggedout:

Apparently - a friend of mine got £70 for one and £130 for another and I suspect he's just copied them of something he lifted from the internet. THinking of doing it myself.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 10:39:37 AM

Seriously ?
  :buggedout:

Apparently - a friend of mine got £70 for one and £130 for another and I suspect he's just copied them of something he lifted from the internet. THinking of doing it myself.

Yeah, but I want a simple 9-5, dead end job.

The whole Tax/NI thing is probably really complicated if you're self employed.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Doggett on April 05, 2009, 10:40:30 AM
That reminds me- I lost my NI card a few years back, should try to get another !!!!


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 05, 2009, 10:52:29 AM
Failblog is starting to lose it's touch, I'm seeing more and more pictures that aren't really FAIL, just out of the ordinary. Kinda reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's work: He started with a good idea, his whole "You might be a redneck if. . " routine, now it has nothing to do with rednecks, it's just a way for him to deliver random thoughts. "You might be a redneck if, , , you refer to your wife and your mother-in-law as 'dual air bags'". .

Anyways, back to failblog: The following is a picture I just don't see the fail in. It looks to me like what a less-developed country has done to solve a problem within their own means. I mean, they could just not get the kids to school, but they didn't, they used a little ingenuity to get the kids a friggin' education. Sounds like win to me.

(http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/fail-owned-schoolbus-fail.jpg)


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 05, 2009, 11:05:28 AM
Failblog is starting to lose it's touch, I'm seeing more and more pictures that aren't really FAIL, just out of the ordinary. Kinda reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy's work: He started with a good idea, his whole "You might be a redneck if. . " routine, now it has nothing to do with rednecks, it's just a way for him to deliver random thoughts. "You might be a redneck if, , , you refer to your wife and your mother-in-law as 'dual air bags'". .

Anyways, back to failblog: The following is a picture I just don't see the fail in. It looks to me like what a less-developed country has done to solve a problem within their own means. I mean, they could just not get the kids to school, but they didn't, they used a little ingenuity to get the kids a friggin' education. Sounds like win to me.

([url]http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/fail-owned-schoolbus-fail.jpg[/url])


Good point.  This isn't what the submitter was aiming at, but maybe the slogan on the side of the bus fails.  I wouldn't want my kids to settle for "an English medium co-education."


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Sister Grace on April 05, 2009, 11:26:15 AM
I have to mow grass today...
Sometimes I really hate being domesticated; we should all live like feral cats....


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 05, 2009, 11:32:56 AM
I have to mow grass today...
Sometimes I really hate being domesticated; we should all live like feral cats....

We still have 6 inches of snow, on top of a foot of ice that needs to go away before we can mow. .

I agree that we should live more naturally, except then people pee everywhere. . .


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Jack on April 05, 2009, 12:15:02 PM
Yesterday I smacked my right elbow into something - right in the funny bone.  Today I got the left one in the funny bone.  Not a big fan of symmetry right now.


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: ghouck on April 05, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
Yesterday I smacked my right elbow into something - right in the funny bone.  Today I got the left one in the funny bone.  Not a big fan of symmetry right now.

Did you laugh about it?


Title: Re: The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 06, 2009, 04:53:22 AM
I have learned something about being a patient transporter: we are Murphy's Law's toilet.  Everything critical that has to happen with a patient happens when we get there, especially when they've had ample time and a forewarning beforehand.  Everyone wants to draw blood, get vitals, do an EKG, check the urine or stools, and extract the patient's soul to be sold on eBay right when we get there.  Everything that should be a few seconds turns into five or ten minutes, and we run on something of a time limit. 

If someone has a highly contagious disease, there's often been no warning; but if someone has a history of an infectious disease (as in, not currently present, but in their records), then there are all sorts of precautions and personal protective equipment everywhere.  Just today, a couple of transporters walked into a tuberculosis patient's room to take him somewhere.  No sign on the door, nothing warning anyone save for a lone TB mask sitting on the patient's counter.  The same thing happened to me, only I started rolling a two-year-old patient over so I could read her name band.  Once again, no warnings, no nothing.  Nurse walks in fully gloved and gowned and says she has a contagious disease.  Thanks for letting me know after I'v